Trevor and the virgin - episode 1
Trevor and the virgin - episode 1
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00:00There's a rumor going around that Trevor Holt has the biggest you-know-what in school.
00:16And here he is, standing outside my dorm room, naked.
00:22Out of the way!
00:26What are you doing?
00:27Look, I'll explain later.
00:28Just please don't tell her that I'm here.
00:30Tell who?
00:31Trevor?
00:32Please, what's your name again?
00:33Martha.
00:34Trevor, where the hell are you?
00:35Please, Martha, she's psycho.
00:36She's psycho?
00:37You're literally hiding under my bed, naked.
00:38Look, I'll owe you one, okay?
00:42Just get rid of her, and I'll do anything.
00:43Okay.
00:44Just tuck in your head.
00:45Thank you.
00:46Where is he?
00:47Where's who?
00:48Trevor.
00:49I saw him running this way.
00:53Gosh, I don't know anyone named Trevor.
00:56Trevor Holt?
00:57Football player?
00:58Cute.
00:59No.
01:00Doesn't ring any balls.
01:01I mean, bells.
01:02You're lying.
01:03Everybody knows who Trevor Holt is.
01:04Even girls like you.
01:05I haven't seen him.
01:06Also, you've got a little...
01:07I'm watching you.
01:08Granny panties?
01:09Seriously?
01:10Yeah.
01:11None of your business.
01:32Cover up.
01:33No, thanks for handling that Tila situation.
01:35She's become a bit of an issue.
01:37Why?
01:38Did she ask for something?
01:39Like commitment?
01:40Actually, she's my buddy's ex-girlfriend.
01:41I don't like her like that.
01:42She doesn't get the hint.
01:43She jumped me in the shower.
01:44I'm sorry.
01:45I didn't...
01:46Anyway.
01:47What'll it be?
01:48Huh?
01:49I said I owed you one.
01:50I'm a man of my word.
01:51This is my chance.
01:52A favor from Trevor Holt.
01:53And he has the one thing I truly want.
01:54What can I do you for, Martha?
01:55Drew Longhorn.
01:56Drew Longhorn?
01:57What about Drew Longhorn?
01:58I want to kiss Drew Longhorn.
01:59Sorry.
02:00Why?
02:01Why would you want to kiss him?
02:20Longhorn. He was my lab partner freshman year. We had chemistry. You had chemistry?
02:28Yes. Okay. You want his attention? Then we'll get his attention, but not in that.
02:35Guys like Drew, they only go for one kind of girl and it's not... Forget it.
02:40Hey. No, let's just forget the whole thing. Hey, I'm an ass, okay? I just meant that
02:45this stuff doesn't play up your assets, you know? You're really pretty. You need
02:51to show it. You're messing with me. I'm not. I swear. You're just gonna have to trust me.
03:00Okay. First, you show up at the party with me. Everyone's gonna notice when you're
03:04on my arm. And second, we need to go shopping. Shopping.
03:16Ta-da. Where did you get all this? It's my one-night stand box. Go on. Take your pick.
03:29No, thank you. I'm not parading around in your hookup trophies. What? These aren't trophies.
03:36These are just clothes that have been forgotten. They're also the kind of stuff that'll attract
03:41a guy like Drew Longhorn. So... I'm not wearing someone else's sex panties.
03:47I can 100% guarantee that the act of sex did not happen while the panties were being worn
03:51by the girl. No. Come on, Martha. This stuff's hot. Come on. Just wear it. Trust me. I've
04:00worn it. You haven't worn it. I lied. I've always wanted to wear something sexy like
04:05that. I just never had the guts. Turn around. Are your eyes closed? Oh, yeah. Totally.
04:15Okay. Turn around. Wow. Trevor! What? It's nothing you haven't seen before. Just get
04:40dressed, please. And as you can tell, I have nothing to be ashamed of. Well, I have nothing
04:43to compare it to, so I wouldn't know, would I? Oh, my God. Did I just tell Trevor Holt
04:52that I'm a virgin? No. I'm not doing this. Okay. I guess I'm doing this.
05:14There's three things I need you to remember, okay? Three simple tricks to get any man's
05:18attention. You listening? Yep. Okay. One, eye contact. Not like that. And two, you need
05:28to smile at him. Oh, come on. This is serious. I'm very serious. All right. And three, find
05:35a casual way to touch him. You know, quick hand on the arm. You know, brush on his bicep.
05:39You know, he'll know what game you're playing if you do that. Why does that have to be a
05:42game? Because this is Drew Longhorn we're talking about here, okay? All he does is play
05:48games. You ready? Thank you for your help, Trevor. Wow. That was really good. I think
06:01you might actually pull this off. Oh. I spoke too soon. I got it. Thanks. Hey, everyone.
06:24This is my girlfriend, Martha. He's kidding, everyone. We're just friends. Oh, Mar-Mar,
06:30stop being so coy. We're in love. What the hell is wrong with you? Just trust me. If
06:36Drew thinks we're together, it'll pique his interest. Yeah, but if Drew thinks I'm taken,
06:39he won't ask me out. It's better if Drew thinks you're with someone, especially if that someone
06:43is me. Who's going to believe this anyway? Have you ever even had a girlfriend? No. Guys
06:50like me don't like commitment, remember? Trevor. What's up, man? I see you brought a friend.
06:59Yeah, this is- You look familiar. Have we met? Yeah, we had chemistry. We had science
07:06class. We were lab partners. Oh, yeah. That class was such a joke, am I right? Yeah, definitely
07:14total joke. But I enjoyed working with you. One second, two seconds. Got him. What did
07:24you say your name was again? Her name is Martha. Nice meeting you, Martha. Well, hey guys,
07:32we're playing a game of drink or dare in the next room. You care to join? Sure. Sweet.
07:38See you there. That was good, right? Have you played drink or dare before? No, but how
07:46hard can it be? I got this. Conker, your girlfriend's here. So what? So she's going
08:00to know I lied to her. So? Just ignore her. My turn. Tila, drink or dare? I'm feeling
08:08thirsty, Drew. Drink. I want you to drink with Trevor. Okay. Open up.
08:39Yum. Okay, my turn. You, drink or dare? Dare. Okay. I dare you to take off your panties
08:57and put them in the middle of the circle for the rest of the game. Hello? What are you
09:05You don't have to do this. Yes, she does. Unfortunately, I can't do that, Tila. Because
09:13I'm not wearing any. You're up next, Martha. Drew, drink or dare? Drink. I want you to
09:27drink with me. My pleasure. This is my chance to do what I've been dreaming about since
09:36freshman year.
10:03I should be happy. This is what I've always wanted. But... That was hot. Yeah. I hope
10:13I didn't make things weird between you two. No, it's fine. I always wondered what happened
10:19to you after that class. Never saw you around. I've seen Drew roughly 83 times since that
10:25class ended. Yeah, me too. I'd love to hang out sometime. Yeah, I'd like that. Great.
10:32Give me your number. I just sent you a special message. Let me know when you get it. Trevor
10:42Trevor has my phone. I'll be right back. Okay, who's next? Trevor? Trevor? Oh, sorry.
11:04Trevor!
11:16You win, Tila James. You win.
11:32You okay?
11:38I'm leaving. You can stay. I just need my phone. Okay, where's my cigarette? I'll walk you
11:44home. No, you have to give them. I know they have them. Your advice didn't work. Just so
11:52you know. It's probably for the best. You two never would have worked out. And why is
11:58that, Trevor? Is he too hot for me? Too popular? Or is it just pathetically obvious that I'm
12:05a frumpy nerd in a stolen sex dress? No. To all three. You want to know my three reasons?
12:13Not particularly. One, he's a douche. Two, you're not a douche. You're doing great so
12:20far. Three, you guys had zero chemistry. That kiss was a hot mess. And I can tell you weren't
12:26that into it, so. You're right. It was kind of terrible. Oh, but that look on Tila's face
12:38when you told her you weren't wearing any panties. Priceless. How do you do it? Do what?
12:48Hide your emotions. They're just so easy to read. I noticed. I'm serious, Trevor. What's
12:57your secret? I want to learn how to not care about anything like you do. There is no secret.
13:06It's just who I am, right? Oh, and before I forget.
13:27Tonight wasn't what I expected, but thank you.
13:32Oh, you don't have to thank me. I owed you one. I guess I missed that.
13:38No, I'm glad you knocked on my door. Oh, even after everything that happened tonight?
13:43Yeah, because even though it was kind of awful, I got my first kiss. I'm going to go.
13:54Good night, Trevor.
14:02Good night.
14:20That wasn't a first kiss.
14:33And there it was. The thing I had been looking for. Chemistry. Between Trevor, the guy with
14:42the biggest you-know-what on campus, and me. The virgin.