Trevor And The Virgin Full Movie
Trevor And The Virgin Full Movie
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00:00:00There's a rumor going around that Trevor Holt has the biggest you-know-what in school.
00:00:15And here he is, standing outside my dorm room, naked.
00:00:21Out of the way!
00:00:25What are you doing?
00:00:26Look, I'll explain later.
00:00:27Just please don't tell her that I'm here.
00:00:28Tell who?
00:00:29Please.
00:00:30What's your name again?
00:00:31Martha.
00:00:32Trevor, where the hell are you?
00:00:33Please, Martha.
00:00:34She's psycho.
00:00:35She's psycho?
00:00:36You're literally hiding under my bed, naked.
00:00:38Look, I'll owe you one, okay?
00:00:40Just get rid of her and I'll do anything.
00:00:42Okay.
00:00:43Just tuck in your head.
00:00:45Thank you.
00:00:46Where is he?
00:00:47Where's who?
00:00:48Trevor.
00:00:49I saw him running this way.
00:00:51Gosh, I don't know anyone named Trevor.
00:00:54Trevor Holt?
00:00:56Football player?
00:00:57Huge.
00:00:58No.
00:00:59Doesn't ring any balls.
00:01:00I mean bells.
00:01:01You're lying.
00:01:02Everybody knows who Trevor Holt is.
00:01:05Even girls like you.
00:01:07I haven't seen him.
00:01:10Also, you've got a little...
00:01:13I'm watching you.
00:01:22Granny panties?
00:01:23Seriously?
00:01:24How many of those boner killers do you own?
00:01:27None of your business.
00:01:30Cover up.
00:01:31No, thanks for handling that Tilla situation.
00:01:33She's become a bit of an issue.
00:01:35Why?
00:01:36Did she ask for something?
00:01:37Like commitment?
00:01:39Actually, she's my buddy's ex-girlfriend.
00:01:41I don't like her like that.
00:01:42She doesn't get the hint.
00:01:44She jumped me in the shower.
00:01:45I'm sorry.
00:01:46I didn't...
00:01:47Anyway, what'll it be?
00:01:50Huh?
00:01:51I said I owed you one.
00:01:52Am I a man of my word?
00:01:58This is my chance.
00:01:59A favor from Trevor Holt.
00:02:01And he has the one thing I truly want.
00:02:04What can I do you for, Martha?
00:02:06Drew Longhorn.
00:02:07Drew Longhorn?
00:02:08Yeah.
00:02:09Drew Longhorn.
00:02:10Why Drew Longhorn?
00:02:11I once kissed Drew Longhorn.
00:02:15I'm sorry.
00:02:16Why?
00:02:17Why do you want to kiss Drew Longhorn?
00:02:20He's my bad partner.
00:02:22Chemistry.
00:02:23Chemistry.
00:02:24Chemistry.
00:02:25Chemistry.
00:02:26Chemistry.
00:02:27Chemistry.
00:02:28Chemistry.
00:02:29Chemistry.
00:02:30Chemistry.
00:02:31Chemistry.
00:02:32Chemistry.
00:02:33Chemistry.
00:02:34Chemistry.
00:02:35Chemistry.
00:02:36Chemistry.
00:02:37Chemistry.
00:02:38Chemistry.
00:02:39Chemistry.
00:02:40Chemistry.
00:02:41Chemistry.
00:02:42Chemistry.
00:02:43Chemistry.
00:02:44Chemistry.
00:02:45Chemistry.
00:02:46Chemistry.
00:02:47Chemistry.
00:02:48Chemistry.
00:02:49Chemistry.
00:02:50Chemistry.
00:02:51Kiss him.
00:02:53Sorry.
00:02:55So guys, trust me.
00:02:59Okay.
00:03:00First, you show up at the party with me.
00:03:02Everyone's going to notice.
00:03:04Second...
00:03:06We need to go shopping.
00:03:08Shopping.
00:03:21Ta-da!
00:03:22Where did you get all this?
00:03:24It's my one-night stand box.
00:03:26Go on, take your pick.
00:03:28It's my one-night stand box.
00:03:30Go on, take your pick.
00:03:32No, thank you.
00:03:33I'm not parading around in your hook-up trophies.
00:03:37What? These aren't trophies.
00:03:39These are just clothes that have been forgotten.
00:03:42They're also the kind of stuff that'll attract a guy like Drew Longhorn.
00:03:45So...
00:03:47I'm not wearing someone else's sex panties.
00:03:49I can 100% guarantee that the act of sex did not happen while the panties were being worn by the girl.
00:03:54No.
00:03:55Come on, Martha. This stuff's hot.
00:03:58Come on.
00:04:00Swear.
00:04:01Trust me.
00:04:02I've worn it.
00:04:04I haven't worn it. I lied.
00:04:06I've always wanted to wear something sexy like that.
00:04:08I just never had the guts.
00:04:10Turn around.
00:04:14Are your eyes closed?
00:04:15Oh, yeah. Totally.
00:04:19Okay.
00:04:32Okay.
00:04:33Turn around.
00:04:38Wow.
00:04:40Trevor!
00:04:41What?
00:04:42There's nothing you haven't seen before.
00:04:43Just get dressed, please.
00:04:45As you can tell, I have nothing to be ashamed of.
00:04:47I didn't prepare it, too, so I wouldn't know, would I?
00:04:53Oh, my God.
00:04:54Did I just tell Trevor Holt that I'm a virgin?
00:04:59No.
00:05:00I'm not doing this.
00:05:10Okay. I guess I'm doing this.
00:05:18All right, there's three things I need you to remember, okay?
00:05:20Three simple tricks to get any man's attention.
00:05:23You listening?
00:05:24Yep.
00:05:25Okay.
00:05:26One, eye contact.
00:05:28Not like that.
00:05:30And two, you need to smile at him.
00:05:33Come on. This is serious.
00:05:35I'm very serious.
00:05:37All right. And three, find a casual way to touch him.
00:05:40You know, quick hand on the arm, you know, brush it on his bicep.
00:05:43You know, he'll know what game you're playing if you do that.
00:05:45Why does that have to be a game?
00:05:47Because this is Drew Longhorn we're talking about here, okay?
00:05:51All he does is play games.
00:05:56You ready?
00:06:00Thank you for your help, Trevor.
00:06:03Wow. That was really good.
00:06:05I think you might actually pull this off.
00:06:09I spoke too soon.
00:06:11I got it.
00:06:13Thanks.
00:06:16Oh, my God.
00:06:26Hey, everyone.
00:06:28This is my girlfriend, Martha.
00:06:31He's kidding, everyone. We're just friends.
00:06:33Oh, Mar-Mar, stop being so coy. We're in love.
00:06:38What the hell is wrong with you?
00:06:39Just trust me. If Drew thinks we're together, it'll pique his interest.
00:06:42Yeah, but if Drew thinks I'm taken, he won't ask me out.
00:06:44It's better if Drew thinks you're with someone.
00:06:46Especially if that someone is me.
00:06:48Who's going to believe this anyway?
00:06:50Have you ever even had a girlfriend?
00:06:53No. Guys like me don't like commitment, remember?
00:06:56Trevor.
00:06:58What's up, man?
00:07:01I see you brought a friend.
00:07:03Yeah, she said.
00:07:04You look familiar.
00:07:06Have we met?
00:07:07Yeah, we had chemistry.
00:07:09We had science class.
00:07:11We were lab partners.
00:07:12Oh, yeah.
00:07:14That class was such a joke, am I right?
00:07:17It was definitely a total joke.
00:07:20But I enjoyed it.
00:07:23One second. Two seconds.
00:07:27Got it.
00:07:28What did you say your name was again?
00:07:31It's Martha.
00:07:33Nice meeting you, Martha.
00:07:36Hey, guys, we're playing a game of drink or dinner in the next room.
00:07:39Should I join?
00:07:40Nah.
00:07:41Sweet.
00:07:43See you there.
00:07:47That was good, right?
00:07:48So you don't think I did it?
00:07:50No, but how hard can it be?
00:07:52I got this.
00:08:00I got her.
00:08:01You got her.
00:08:02So?
00:08:03So she's going to help me.
00:08:05So?
00:08:06She's taking over.
00:08:07Fight her.
00:08:08Do it.
00:08:09Drink or dinner.
00:08:11I'm feeling thirsty, Drew.
00:08:14Drink.
00:08:15I want you to drink with...
00:08:19Trevor.
00:08:22I'm feeling thirsty, Drew.
00:08:25Drink.
00:08:26I want you to drink with...
00:08:30Trevor.
00:08:36Open up.
00:08:40Open up.
00:08:53What's in it?
00:08:56Yum.
00:08:58Okay, my turn.
00:09:00You.
00:09:01Drink or dare?
00:09:03Dare.
00:09:07Okay.
00:09:09I dare you to take off your panties and put them in the middle of the circle for the rest
00:09:14of the game.
00:09:18Hello?
00:09:19What are you waiting for?
00:09:20You don't have to do this.
00:09:22Yes, she does.
00:09:25Unfortunately, I can't do that to her.
00:09:29Because I'm not wearing any.
00:09:35You're up next, Martha.
00:09:37Drew.
00:09:38Drink or dare?
00:09:40Drink.
00:09:42I want you to drink with me.
00:09:45My pleasure.
00:09:47This is my chance to do what I've been dreaming about since freshman year.
00:10:09Drink.
00:10:20I should be happy.
00:10:22This is what I've always wanted.
00:10:25But...
00:10:27That was hot.
00:10:29Yeah.
00:10:30I hope I didn't make things weird between you two.
00:10:34No, it's fine.
00:10:35I always wondered what happened to you after that class.
00:10:38Never saw you around.
00:10:40I've seen Drew roughly 83 times since that class ended.
00:10:44Yeah.
00:10:45Me too.
00:10:46I'd love to hang out sometime.
00:10:47Yeah, I'd like that.
00:10:48Great.
00:10:50Give me your number.
00:10:56I just sent you a special message.
00:10:58Let me know when you get it.
00:11:00Trev has my phone.
00:11:01I'll be right back.
00:11:06Okay.
00:11:07Who's next?
00:11:10Trevor?
00:11:16Trevor!
00:11:17Oh, sorry.
00:11:21Trevor!
00:11:22Trevor!
00:11:33You win, Tilla James.
00:11:35You win.
00:11:50You okay?
00:11:53Yeah.
00:11:56I'm leaving.
00:11:57You can stay.
00:11:58I just need my phone.
00:11:59Okay, where's my cigarettes?
00:12:01I'll walk you home.
00:12:02No, give them to me.
00:12:03No, you have to give them.
00:12:04I know that you have them.
00:12:08Your advice didn't work.
00:12:09Just so you know.
00:12:11It was probably for the best.
00:12:13You two never would have worked out.
00:12:15And why is that, Trevor?
00:12:18Is he too hot for me?
00:12:20Too popular?
00:12:21Or is it just pathetically obvious
00:12:23that I'm a frumpy nerd in a stolen sex dress?
00:12:26No.
00:12:28To all three.
00:12:30You want to know my three reasons?
00:12:31Not particularly.
00:12:32One, he's a douche.
00:12:35Two, you're not a douche.
00:12:37You're doing great so far.
00:12:38And three, you guys had zero chemistry.
00:12:40That kiss was a hot mess.
00:12:43And I can tell you weren't that into it, so...
00:12:49You're right.
00:12:52It was kind of terrible.
00:12:55Oh, but that look on Tila's face
00:12:57when you told her you weren't wearing any panties.
00:13:00Priceless.
00:13:01How do you do it?
00:13:04Do what?
00:13:06Hide your emotions.
00:13:08They're just so...
00:13:10easy to read.
00:13:12I noticed.
00:13:14I'm serious, Trevor.
00:13:15What's your secret?
00:13:17I want to learn how to not care about anything like you do.
00:13:22There is no secret.
00:13:24It's just who I am, right?
00:13:27Oh, and before I forget...
00:13:46Tonight wasn't what I expected, but...
00:13:50Thank you.
00:13:51Oh, you don't have to thank me.
00:13:53I owed you one.
00:13:56I guess I missed that.
00:13:58No, I'm glad you knocked on my door.
00:14:00Oh, even after everything that happened tonight?
00:14:02Yeah, because...
00:14:04even though it was kind of awful,
00:14:06I got my first kiss.
00:14:10I'm gonna go.
00:14:13Good night, Trevor.
00:14:19Good night.
00:14:40That wasn't a first kiss.
00:14:50And there it was.
00:14:52The thing I had been looking for.
00:14:55Chemistry.
00:14:56Between Trevor,
00:14:57the guy with the biggest
00:14:59you-know-what on campus,
00:15:02and me.
00:15:04The virgin.
00:15:14Rumor has it that
00:15:17Rumor has it that
00:15:19every girl on campus wants Drew Longhorn.
00:15:23Every girl
00:15:24except me.
00:15:26Because after last week,
00:15:28I could not be more over Drew.
00:15:31Martha.
00:15:33Mind if I join you?
00:15:35So,
00:15:36where did you run off to after the party on Saturday?
00:15:39I had to go home to study.
00:15:42I have a big test coming up.
00:15:44What are you up to later?
00:15:45Probably more studying.
00:15:48Why?
00:15:49The wet party.
00:15:53The wet party?
00:15:55It's only the most exclusive frat party on campus.
00:15:59So, of course, I've never been invited.
00:16:02What about it?
00:16:04You in?
00:16:05I've never even wanted to go to a party like this before.
00:16:08But it could be the perfect way to get over.
00:16:11Wait.
00:16:12Is Trevor gonna be there?
00:16:14Is Trevor gonna be there?
00:16:16Hold?
00:16:17Nah.
00:16:18He's been ghosting me.
00:16:19Think he's out.
00:16:20Then I'm in.
00:16:21Excellent.
00:16:24Oh,
00:16:25and bring a friend.
00:16:27A female friend.
00:16:31What are those?
00:16:33Guess who just got us tickets to
00:16:35the wet party.
00:16:38Since when do you find frat parties fun?
00:16:41I just wanted to try something different.
00:16:43Like being drooled over by a bunch of chauvinist douchebags?
00:16:46Maybe.
00:16:48Does this have anything to do with Trevor Holt?
00:16:50No.
00:16:52Yes, okay.
00:16:54I just keep playing the night over and over in my head
00:16:57trying to see what went wrong.
00:16:59I mean,
00:17:00things were going so well.
00:17:02We had chemistry.
00:17:04How could he just
00:17:06walk out on me after I asked him to?
00:17:09You know.
00:17:10Take your virginity.
00:17:12Shh, don't say that word.
00:17:14What word?
00:17:15What word?
00:17:17Virginity.
00:17:18There's nothing wrong with being a virgin, Mar.
00:17:21Tell that to Trevor.
00:17:22He hasn't talked to me since that night.
00:17:24Screw him.
00:17:25That guy's got a reputation for a reason.
00:17:27I'm just so used to achieving everything I set my mind to.
00:17:31I'm just so used to achieving everything I set my mind to.
00:17:34I've gotten straight A's, scholarships.
00:17:36Why can't I get a guy?
00:17:38I don't think it works that way, Mar.
00:17:40You're right.
00:17:41And you know what?
00:17:42Forget this stupid party.
00:17:44I'd rather study anyway.
00:17:45Oh no.
00:17:46We're going to that party.
00:17:48We are?
00:17:49Yup.
00:17:50And forget these dumb books.
00:17:52All you need are Deb's three simple rules for getting over any guy.
00:17:55Deb's three simple rules?
00:17:57Shh.
00:18:02Step one, dress to impress.
00:18:04Okay.
00:18:06But don't do it for any guy.
00:18:08Do it for you.
00:18:11Step one, dress to impress.
00:18:13Check.
00:18:15Step two, find someone new to flirt with.
00:18:17Basic bra bro, check.
00:18:19That's Drew Longhorn?
00:18:21He's cute.
00:18:23He's a chauvinist douchebag.
00:18:25Your words?
00:18:26Well, I mean, a girl can't look.
00:18:28Step three, to really get over a guy, you gotta put yourself out there.
00:18:32Show the world who Martha really is.
00:18:38Oh, what's wrong?
00:18:40I already did that, Deb.
00:18:42I put myself out there with Trevor.
00:18:44Showed him who I really am.
00:18:45And he rejected me.
00:18:46Yeah, but it's not...
00:18:47No.
00:18:49From now on, I'm a closed book.
00:18:51This'll be fun.
00:19:21My man came through like a sieve cake.
00:19:23Now that new kid came back, it's his face, his day.
00:19:26Don't believe us?
00:19:27He just got a shot.
00:19:28Got a whole team trippin' up, like it's no biggie.
00:19:30I don't even got to get off that.
00:19:32I'ma take a shot.
00:19:33I don't even got to get off that.
00:19:37Trevor Holt.
00:19:40He wasn't supposed to be here.
00:19:42Trevor Holt.
00:19:45He wasn't supposed to be here.
00:19:47But now that he is...
00:19:48Martha!
00:19:50Glad you could make it.
00:19:52And you brought a friend.
00:19:54Drew Longhorn.
00:19:55In the flesh.
00:19:56And you are...
00:19:58Drew, this is my best friend, Deb.
00:20:02It's a pleasure, Debra.
00:20:05Oh my God.
00:20:06What are you doing here?
00:20:08Hello to you too, Trevor.
00:20:10They're here with me, Holt.
00:20:12None of your concern.
00:20:14Can we talk? Alone?
00:20:17I need a refill anyway.
00:20:20Debra?
00:20:21Care to join me?
00:20:23Oh, you came here with Drew?
00:20:25Really?
00:20:26Why? Jealous?
00:20:28After the kiss last week? No.
00:20:30He's right.
00:20:32That was pretty much the worst kiss of all time.
00:20:36I just thought it would be fun.
00:20:38Martha, this party, these people...
00:20:41It's not your thing.
00:20:42Oh yeah? Well, maybe you don't know me as well as you think.
00:20:44Please, you're an open book.
00:20:46That's what I like about you.
00:20:48Trevor, up for a round of beer pong?
00:20:51Did someone say beer pong?
00:20:53Hello?
00:20:55No. Yes.
00:20:56Maybe I'm not such an open book after all.
00:21:00Can't we talk about what happened?
00:21:02There's nothing to talk about.
00:21:03Just give me a second to explain.
00:21:05You.
00:21:06Who let you into this party?
00:21:08Who let you into this college?
00:21:10Have you ever even played beer pong before?
00:21:12There's a first time for everything.
00:21:14Alright, it's two to a team.
00:21:17So, who's it gonna be?
00:21:19The clueless nerd or me?
00:21:22Her.
00:21:23Fine.
00:21:24Drew, you're on my team.
00:21:25Let's do this.
00:21:26Debra, are you in?
00:21:28Oh, uh, no. I am gluten intolerant.
00:21:31I'll just watch.
00:21:32You sure?
00:21:34Positive.
00:21:36You know what? Let's up the stakes.
00:21:38What did you have in mind?
00:21:40What about strip beer pong?
00:21:42Oh, sweet.
00:21:44Come on, Toa.
00:21:46I'm game.
00:21:47How do you know how to play beer pong?
00:21:49What are the rules?
00:21:50Every time we sink a ball, one of you removes a piece of clothing.
00:21:54Oh, yeah.
00:21:56And vice versa.
00:21:58So, if Trevor makes it, I strip.
00:22:01Seems easy enough.
00:22:02Come on, Holt. It's game time.
00:22:04Let's go.
00:22:05Ladies first.
00:22:13Hold on.
00:22:15Your form is way off. May I?
00:22:31Okay, that's not even fair.
00:22:33You practically gave that one to her, Trev.
00:22:35You're not afraid of a little competition, are you, Toa?
00:22:39Oh, please.
00:22:40Ladies, ladies.
00:22:42Let me show you both
00:22:44how it's done.
00:22:51Great job.
00:22:57My turn.
00:23:04Alright, Trevor, you know the rules.
00:23:06You are so lame.
00:23:09You're up.
00:23:10Want another lesson?
00:23:11I think I can handle myself.
00:23:13I learn quick.
00:23:16Okay, I call BS.
00:23:18There's no way an amateur like her could have made that shot.
00:23:21It's called studying, Toa.
00:23:23Ever tried it?
00:23:25Game time.
00:23:30I guess I win.
00:23:33No, no, no, no, no, stop.
00:23:36You cannot leave. Not now.
00:23:38Didn't you see what happened back there?
00:23:40Now everybody knows that Trevor Holt,
00:23:42the guy with the one-night stand box,
00:23:44doesn't want to sleep with me.
00:23:45Oh, Trevor, Trevor, Trevor, Trevor.
00:23:47Who cares, Mar?
00:23:49He told the entire school that he passed up the opportunity
00:23:52to sleep with you.
00:23:54Hey.
00:23:55The Martha I know doesn't give up.
00:23:58Okay?
00:23:59The Martha I know succeeds at everything she sets her mind to.
00:24:02The Martha you know is also still into some guy who rejected her.
00:24:07I should hate him.
00:24:09But I don't.
00:24:11I can't.
00:24:13A part of me still wants to be with him,
00:24:15even after all that.
00:24:18This is serious, so hold my hand, okay?
00:24:20If Trevor can't see how amazing you are, Mar,
00:24:23then he doesn't deserve you.
00:24:25But I know there's someone out there who does.
00:24:28Okay?
00:24:29So just no, no, no, like that, okay, great?
00:24:32Oh.
00:24:33Remember step three.
00:24:35You gotta keep putting yourself out there.
00:24:38Okay.
00:24:41Okay.
00:24:44Wait.
00:24:46I have an idea.
00:24:49Wait, where are you going?
00:24:51I'm putting myself out there.
00:24:53Yes! Here we go, girl!
00:24:56Okay, Martha, I can do this.
00:24:59Hey, everybody!
00:25:01Listen up!
00:25:04Wow, there's a lot of you.
00:25:06Okay, um, well, my name is Martha,
00:25:09and as you may have heard,
00:25:11Trevor Holt doesn't want to sleep with me.
00:25:15But there's more to me than that.
00:25:17So here it goes.
00:25:20Tilla James!
00:25:22You called me a clueless nerd.
00:25:24And you're right, I'm a huge nerd.
00:25:27I like to spend Saturday nights in my dorm room studying.
00:25:30I mean, last weekend was my first party.
00:25:32Can you believe that?
00:25:33I've been so busy studying
00:25:35that I think I've missed out on the important parts of college,
00:25:38like getting to know myself.
00:25:40I guess what I'm trying to say is...
00:25:44I am clueless.
00:25:48Especially when it comes to love.
00:25:51I've never slept with anyone or dated anyone.
00:25:54But I don't care that I'm a virgin.
00:25:59Because when the time is right, it will happen,
00:26:01and it will be on my terms.
00:26:04And I don't care if somebody doesn't want to sleep with me,
00:26:06or if somebody doesn't like me.
00:26:08Because I like me,
00:26:10just the way I am.
00:26:18Putting myself out there? Check.
00:26:21I can't believe I just told everyone on campus that I'm a virgin.
00:26:25Yeah!
00:26:40Hi, I'm Trevor.
00:26:43Some of you may know me as something of a douche.
00:26:47I'll admit, I've been with a lot of girls.
00:26:50But that's only because before any of you knew me,
00:26:53back in high school,
00:26:55someone broke my heart.
00:26:57When I got to college, I slept my way around campus
00:27:00to prevent myself from getting hurt again.
00:27:02I even developed a bit of a reputation.
00:27:05And I was fine with that.
00:27:08But the other night,
00:27:11everything changed when I met Martha.
00:27:15Martha, you're not just another one-night stand.
00:27:18You're amazing, and I'm sorry I pushed you away.
00:27:21I didn't want to sleep with you
00:27:23because I wanted your first time to be special.
00:27:26This may sound stupid coming from me,
00:27:28but I didn't want to rush you.
00:27:31I really, really like you, Martha.
00:27:34I know I don't deserve it,
00:27:36but if you could just give me one more chance, I...
00:27:38Yes!
00:27:39What was that?
00:27:40I said yes.
00:27:42I will give you one more chance, Trevor.
00:27:51I think you're funny, charming, and quickly-witted,
00:27:54and hot, like, so hot!
00:27:57Ah!
00:27:58Ah!
00:27:59Ah!
00:28:00Ah!
00:28:01Ah!
00:28:02Ah!
00:28:03Ah!
00:28:04Ah!
00:28:05Ah!
00:28:06Ah!
00:28:07Ah!
00:28:08Ah!
00:28:09Ah!
00:28:10Ah!
00:28:11Ah!
00:28:12Ah!
00:28:13Ah!
00:28:14Ah!
00:28:15Ah!
00:28:16Ah!
00:28:17Ah!
00:28:18Ah!
00:28:19Ah!
00:28:20Most of you already know me,
00:28:23but I'm Drew,
00:28:25and I really hate parties.
00:28:29Bro, yeah, I always get nervous
00:28:31and wind up saying things I don't mean,
00:28:33making out with people I don't like.
00:28:36But today was different
00:28:38because today I met someone
00:28:41I think I actually really do like.
00:28:43So maybe I don't have to go to any more
00:28:46of these stupid parties.
00:28:49I do love drinking, though.
00:28:52Whoo!
00:28:54Look, I know you guys think I'm, like, really mean,
00:28:57or whatever,
00:28:59but that's just because I'm brutally honest.
00:29:01And if you don't like it, that's your problem.
00:29:04Ah!
00:29:05Oh!
00:29:06Oh!
00:29:07Oh!
00:29:08Oh!
00:29:09Oh!
00:29:10Oh!
00:29:11Oh!
00:29:12Oh!
00:29:13Oh!
00:29:14Oh!
00:29:15Oh!
00:29:16Oh!
00:29:17Oh!
00:29:18Oh!
00:29:21So there it is.
00:29:23That's how Trevor Hold,
00:29:24the hottest guy in school,
00:29:26started dating me,
00:29:28the virgin.
00:29:30But you'll just have to imagine the rest.
00:29:40I wonder if I look different
00:29:43now that I've, uh...
00:29:48Oh my god, you did it, didn't you?
00:30:05Did what?
00:30:06You had sex with Trevor.
00:30:08Why would you say that?
00:30:10Oh my god, you're glowing.
00:30:13I won all the deeds.
00:30:15It happened.
00:30:16I'm not a virgin anymore.
00:30:18Where did you get that?
00:30:23I found it in Drew's closet this morning.
00:30:25What were you doing in Drew's closet this morning?
00:30:28Yeah, no, Mart, you're not changing the subject.
00:30:30So how was it?
00:30:32It was nice.
00:30:33Is that his hat?
00:30:35Yeah, it still smells like him too.
00:30:38Oh my god, you're so in love.
00:30:42Oh, Deb, I have to hop on the study buddy Zoom.
00:30:45I'll call you later.
00:30:46Not a chance, Mart.
00:30:47You still have two minutes.
00:30:48So hurry up and dish the dirt.
00:30:51Fine.
00:30:52It was romantic.
00:30:54I mean, Trevor is an amazing kisser.
00:30:57He does this thing where he kissed along my jawline.
00:31:00Oh my god.
00:31:01Mart, two minutes off of the kissing onto the good stuff.
00:31:04The kissing was the good stuff.
00:31:07What?
00:31:08The sex wasn't good?
00:31:09It was not the best.
00:31:12No way.
00:31:14Okay, so you know that rumor about Trevor, about his...
00:31:17Yes!
00:31:18God, yes.
00:31:19Sorry.
00:31:20Yes, I know.
00:31:21So it's true?
00:31:22And it was kind of...uncomfortable?
00:31:26Yeah.
00:31:27Honestly, Mart, it's pretty uncomfortable for every girl their first time no matter what
00:31:32their size.
00:31:33I've just been dreaming about this moment for as long as I can remember, and then it
00:31:38just happened.
00:31:40And it didn't feel great.
00:31:43I'm sorry, Mart.
00:31:44I wish they told us that.
00:31:46I wish I told you that!
00:31:48But I'm not lying when I say it does get better, though it just may never get better with Trevor.
00:31:54What do you mean?
00:31:55I mean, you gotta find the right match.
00:31:58Emotionally and physically.
00:32:01And then that's when things start getting real good.
00:32:05What if it wasn't good for him either?
00:32:08I'm sure it was good for him.
00:32:10How do you know?
00:32:12He gave you his hat!
00:32:14Yeah, but he hasn't responded to any of my texts this morning.
00:32:18What if he woke up and he realized he's over me?
00:32:21Okay, first of all, he's probably still asleep.
00:32:23And secondly, I'm sending you an article on this.
00:32:25It is very sciency.
00:32:27I'm just gonna keep trying.
00:32:30That's what the article says!
00:32:32I'm gonna keep having sex with Trevor until we get it right.
00:32:35That's the spirit!
00:32:37Oh, Deb, I gotta go.
00:32:39I'm late for study buddies.
00:32:41Call me later!
00:32:49Oh my god, seriously? You again?
00:32:52You're taking French 401?
00:32:54Yeah, Martha. I mean, who wouldn't want to take French porn?
00:32:57French what?
00:32:58French porn. The famous class on French cinema.
00:33:02I mean, it's all about hot French guys and threesomes.
00:33:07You're in the wrong class, Tila.
00:33:09This is an advanced history class on the French Revolution.
00:33:12Oh my god.
00:33:14I can't believe I forgot that you're such a loser.
00:33:17Bye, Martha!
00:33:18Bye!
00:33:29Hi! I can see you! Hello!
00:33:37Hi! Can you see me?
00:33:39Hello! I can see you.
00:33:43Oh. Is this video?
00:33:45Yes, this is a Zoom call for French 401.
00:33:48The class about the French Revolution, not porn!
00:33:50Sorry, I'm a bit of a virgin at this.
00:33:52Sorry, what?
00:33:54It's my first time.
00:33:55Uh, okay.
00:33:57Using Zoom.
00:33:59Right, yes, of course.
00:34:01Mine too, actually. Virgin, still a virgin.
00:34:04What's this you're saying about porn?
00:34:06I was just saying that this is not a class on French porn.
00:34:09It's a class on the history of the French Revolution.
00:34:11Yeah, I know. I'm a history major.
00:34:14What's your major?
00:34:15Chemistry.
00:34:17I'm Brett, by the way.
00:34:20Martha.
00:34:23Uh, we should probably get to studying, huh?
00:34:27Yeah.
00:34:28So, what are your thoughts about Napoleon?
00:34:32Do you really think he had a small...
00:34:34I told you, this isn't French porn!
00:34:38I was going to say army.
00:34:41But I can see your mind's on something else today.
00:34:44Oh yeah, sorry.
00:34:46You're glowing. You know that?
00:34:51Do you need to grab that?
00:34:52Actually, apparently it's pretty important, so I might...
00:34:57I'll call you right back.
00:34:58I'll be here waiting.
00:35:03What is so urgent?
00:35:06Mar?
00:35:09Trevor's dead.
00:35:30Hey!
00:35:32How you doing today?
00:35:34Just another day without Trevor.
00:35:36Mar, it's time to take the hat off.
00:35:39I can't. It's all I have left of him.
00:35:42Yeah, it's been weeks.
00:35:44So, just take it off and wash it.
00:35:47No.
00:35:50I still can't believe it.
00:35:51There he was, just walking across the street,
00:35:54carrying his one-night stand box, and then bam!
00:35:57Hit by a bus.
00:35:58I thought it was a car.
00:35:59I think it was a bus.
00:36:01Well, it was a car. A tiny car, like a Fiat.
00:36:04I still don't know why he was carrying a one-night stand box.
00:36:07I heard that when they found him, he had a pink thong on his face.
00:36:11Wonderful! The love of my life died wearing a thong on his face,
00:36:15and it wasn't even mine!
00:36:17It's like I never knew love before Trevor,
00:36:21and now I will never know love again!
00:36:24One sec.
00:36:28Where was I?
00:36:29Oh yeah, maybe I should just join a convent.
00:36:32Do they take nuns if you're almost a virgin?
00:36:35Okay, Mara, I love you. I do.
00:36:38But enough is enough.
00:36:40I cannot sit here and watch you hollow in despair, okay?
00:36:45Trevor, yes, he's dead, and yes, that's sad,
00:36:48but it is time to move on.
00:36:51I can't move on, Deb. I loved him!
00:36:54You knew him for one week. He has been dead for four.
00:36:57He has been dead for longer than you knew him.
00:37:00Sorry, that's harsh.
00:37:02It's just that Trevor would want you to be happy,
00:37:06and he would want you to find love.
00:37:09Yeah, maybe you're right.
00:37:12Hang on one more second.
00:37:15It's Brett. He's going to be late for our study zoom again.
00:37:19Speaking of moving on...
00:37:22Oh, God.
00:37:23No way, Brett. It's not my choice.
00:37:26What? Of course he is. He's hot. And alive.
00:37:29He's also always late, would rather surf than study,
00:37:33and yet gets straight A's by practically sleeping through class.
00:37:36Okay, so you're just jealous because he's smarter than you?
00:37:39All I'm saying is that we don't have chemistry.
00:37:42Oh.
00:37:44What?
00:37:45Nothing! It's just...
00:37:47This is nice. I've missed you.
00:37:51And I've really missed not telling you about the 25 times I had sex with Drew Longhorn.
00:37:5625 times?
00:37:58Oh, 26 actually.
00:38:00Oh my God. So, how's the sex?
00:38:03Oh my God, it's amazing.
00:38:05Really?
00:38:06Remember when I told you that when you meet your match it gets really good?
00:38:10Well, he is my game, set, match.
00:38:12Tennis!
00:38:14What made the sex so good?
00:38:17Well, he takes direction very well.
00:38:19You give him direction?
00:38:21Of course, yes! How else is a girl supposed to get what she needs?
00:38:25And girl, I got what I needed last night!
00:38:28Go on!
00:38:30You're blushing!
00:38:31What? No, no, no. But you should be.
00:38:34Why? Sex is a beautiful thing!
00:38:37What did he do that made it so good?
00:38:41Well, remember how you kissed him at the drink or dare party?
00:38:44Yeah, I remember.
00:38:47The night that Trevor pretended to be my boyfriend.
00:38:50Yeah, remember this like crazy tongue thing that he did and he licked your whole face off?
00:38:54Mm-hmm.
00:38:55Let's just say that works better elsewhere.
00:39:00That was the night that Trevor gave me my first real kiss.
00:39:04The night that forever changed my life.
00:39:07Oh my God, Martha, stop it!
00:39:10What? Am I just too sad for you?
00:39:13Yeah, actually. You're really sad, Martha.
00:39:15Because you know what? I'm your best friend and all we ever talk about is you.
00:39:19When was the last time we talked about me?
00:39:21Literally just now.
00:39:23I have been sleeping with Drew for a month and you just heard about it.
00:39:27Because all we ever talk about is Trevor, Trevor, Trevor, Trevor, Trevor, Trevor.
00:39:32He's dead. Trevor Holt.
00:39:33I'm sorry that I'm trying to process the death of my boyfriend.
00:39:37He was not your boyfriend.
00:39:40He was just some guy that you lost your virginity to.
00:39:44You're being a bitch.
00:39:45Good. Bye!
00:39:55What do you want?
00:39:56Martha!
00:39:57Oh, hi Drew.
00:39:59What do you want?
00:40:00I was just calling to do a little undercover work.
00:40:03Yeah?
00:40:04You know, a little secret detective.
00:40:06Do what you want, Drew.
00:40:07Okay, sorry. I was just wondering, what's Deb's favorite color?
00:40:11Oh, sorry. It's orange.
00:40:14Thanks. Sorry to bother you.
00:40:16Yeah, no problem. Sorry I snapped at you. I've just been having not a great day.
00:40:21That's Trevor's hat, isn't it?
00:40:23Yeah.
00:40:24I miss him so much.
00:40:26I've never had a friend die before.
00:40:28Me neither.
00:40:29I gotta get something off my chest.
00:40:32What?
00:40:33Trevor's death was my fault.
00:40:35You were there?
00:40:36No, but he called me that morning.
00:40:38He told me that he was really serious about you,
00:40:41and I didn't believe that he'd be serious until he got rid of the one-night stand box.
00:40:48We were gonna burn the box together.
00:40:51He got hit when he was on his way over.
00:40:54Drew, that doesn't make it your fault.
00:40:57That doesn't make it your fault.
00:40:59Well, it feels like it.
00:41:01They say Trevor tried to get out of the way, but his ankle seized up and he couldn't move.
00:41:08Stupid old injury.
00:41:10Sorry, what injury?
00:41:12You know, Trevor hurt his ankle during football.
00:41:15Really?
00:41:16Yes, and he hurt it again like three weeks before he died. You didn't know that?
00:41:19I didn't know him then.
00:41:21What? I thought you guys were in love.
00:41:24We met the week before he died.
00:41:26What a whirlwind romance.
00:41:28Yeah, I guess you could say that.
00:41:30So, did you ever get to meet his twin sister?
00:41:32Trevor had a twin?
00:41:33Yeah, Taylor. Super hot. She goes to school here, too.
00:41:38I guess I didn't meet her.
00:41:40You know, I should probably introduce Deb to my family soon, too.
00:41:43Just in case.
00:41:44In case you die?
00:41:46I think we're ready to take the next step to make it official.
00:41:50That's actually sweet.
00:41:52Yeah, I need to go buy her some orange flowers.
00:41:55Hey, Drew, what was Trevor's favorite color?
00:41:58The dude loved blue.
00:41:59You know, he was almost going to go to Duke just because of school colors.
00:42:02He almost went to Duke?
00:42:04Yeah, I guess there's a lot you didn't know about him.
00:42:06I guess so.
00:42:07Anyways, thanks for the intel, Martha. Catch you later.
00:42:16Oh, study buddies!
00:42:23Hello?
00:42:24Hey, wasn't sure if you were going to make it.
00:42:27Yeah, sorry. I'm late.
00:42:29No, don't apologize. I've been late a thousand times.
00:42:33It's something I'm working on.
00:42:36You okay?
00:42:37Yeah, Deb and I just got in a big fight about Trevor.
00:42:41Your ex-boyfriend who died?
00:42:43Yeah, and then Drew called me and told me that I didn't really know him.
00:42:47Wow, that's dickish.
00:42:49Well, he didn't actually say that, and anyway, he's right.
00:42:53How are you and Deb in a fight about someone who's dead?
00:42:56Dead.
00:42:57She thinks I'm wallowing and I need to move on.
00:42:59Well, I think you should take as much time as you need.
00:43:02You know, someone once told me it takes half the amount of time you're in the relationship to get over them.
00:43:07So, it should have taken me three and a half days.
00:43:15You're not kidding.
00:43:19I only knew him for a week, and we were in a fight for like half of that.
00:43:23I'm so confused.
00:43:24And he wasn't even my real boyfriend!
00:43:26I mean, we had sex, so he wasn't like not my boyfriend, but why am I telling you all this?
00:43:30No, no, this is good, this is good. It's starting to make more sense now.
00:43:33What, that I'm a fool?
00:43:35No, that you're still processing.
00:43:37You know, it all happened so fast.
00:43:39Give yourself time. It'll heal.
00:43:42Thanks, Brett.
00:43:45Oh, it's Deb. Do you mind if I answer this?
00:43:48Go for it.
00:43:49I'll just be here reading about Napoleon's small army.
00:43:54Ugh.
00:43:59Hey, Deb.
00:44:00Martha.
00:44:01Hey, Mar, I am so sorry.
00:44:04Martha? Hello?
00:44:06No, I do. You were just trying to help me.
00:44:09And you know what? You're right. I barely knew him.
00:44:11Did you know he almost went to Duke?
00:44:13Duke?
00:44:14Ugh.
00:44:15Anyway, I'm really sorry for being a selfish friend,
00:44:18and I promise I will always be here to listen to stories about Drew's tongue game.
00:44:23I should not be listening to this.
00:44:25And I'm sorry too, Mar. Having sex for the first time is such a big deal.
00:44:30And then waking up the very next day and finding out that the guy you lost your virginity to is dead.
00:44:38Oh my god.
00:44:41Could you hear all of that?
00:44:42Yeah, no, yeah, yeah. I mean, I wasn't listening, but...
00:44:47How about you girls finish up your conversation, and then we can pick this up.
00:44:50Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, bye.
00:44:52Oh my god!
00:45:01Hey, Deb, I really can't talk right now.
00:45:03Brett and I have a big project due tomorrow, and he's late with his part again.
00:45:08Deb?
00:45:10Deb, what's wrong?
00:45:14Oh my god, oh my god!
00:45:17You're pregnant?
00:45:18I don't even know how to hold it. It peed on it.
00:45:21Oh. I thought you guys used condoms.
00:45:25We use so many. We have so much sex and use so many.
00:45:31Well, they do say the effectiveness is only 98%, so this is a fascinating case study.
00:45:36Martha!
00:45:37Sorry. Not being helpful.
00:45:40Are you gonna keep it?
00:45:42I don't know. I have so many plans for my career. I don't think I'm ready to be a mom.
00:45:47Well, what did Drew say?
00:45:49He doesn't know.
00:45:50Deb, you have to tell him.
00:45:52I can't. He's taking me to see his parents tonight. He's taking me to see his parents tonight.
00:45:58Pink!
00:45:59He told me they're super traditional, and they think Drew's a virgin, and they're gonna think that I corrupted their son.
00:46:05Okay, Deb, Drew loves you. I know he'll be supportive, and I'm sure his parents will come around too.
00:46:12Oh, that's him. What do I do?
00:46:15You tell the truth!
00:46:17Okay, I'll call you later.
00:46:18Okay, good luck.
00:46:24Well, hello, my beautiful lady. I require your assistance in selecting the appropriate attire for this evening.
00:46:30What do you think? Blue? Orange?
00:46:33Orange. It matches my dress.
00:46:36Is that new mascara you're wearing? You look smoldering.
00:46:40Um, Drew B., I have something that I need to tell you.
00:46:45Oh, I already know what you're gonna say.
00:46:47You do?
00:46:48You're afraid my mom's gonna make you eat cheese.
00:46:51Cheese?
00:46:52But don't worry, I already explained the whole veganism thing to her anyway, and she totally gets it now.
00:46:58She's making vegan meatloaf for dinner.
00:47:00I love vegan meatloaf!
00:47:02So, are you excited to meet my parents tonight? Because they are stoked to meet you.
00:47:07Are you excited to meet my parents tonight? Because they are stoked to meet you.
00:47:12They're not gonna be very stoked about me.
00:47:16Are you kidding me? They're gonna absolutely love you. This is the first time I'm ever bringing a girl over.
00:47:21Oh, no. Really?
00:47:24Yeah.
00:47:25Oh, my mom's gonna absolutely adore you.
00:47:28Hey, you, my lady, are perfect. Trust me, okay? I'll see you soon.
00:47:40How'd it go?
00:47:41I couldn't tell him.
00:47:42Deb, it's his baby. You have to tell him at some point.
00:47:45Nope. I just gotta make it through tonight.
00:47:48Because his parents are so excited to meet me, and they won't be able to tell I'm pregnant because I'm just bloated.
00:47:56So, I will tell him when we get home.
00:48:01Oh, it's Brett. We gotta finish this assignment.
00:48:04You got this, Deb!
00:48:06Okay.
00:48:26I think I'm gonna puke more.
00:48:28Drinking on a Tuesday night, huh?
00:48:30Been there, done that.
00:48:31Oh, Tila, sorry. I thought you were Martha.
00:48:35What? Ew. No.
00:48:38Hey, are you in the Longhorn's upstairs bathroom?
00:48:41Yes.
00:48:42I knew I recognized it.
00:48:44I'm so sorry.
00:48:45I'm so sorry.
00:48:46I'm so sorry.
00:48:47I'm so sorry.
00:48:48I'm so sorry.
00:48:49I'm so sorry.
00:48:50I'm so sorry.
00:48:51I'm so sorry.
00:48:52I'm so sorry.
00:48:53I knew I recognized it.
00:48:55I puked there once during a reacher.
00:48:58So, is Drew having a party?
00:49:01I'm at dinner with his parents.
00:49:03Oh, the food's that bad?
00:49:05No, I mean, just not feeling very well.
00:49:07Anyway, what do you want?
00:49:09Well, that's no way to treat your favorite study buddy.
00:49:14Alright, listen, I need help on our French porn homework.
00:49:17Can we just talk later?
00:49:19You look different.
00:49:21What do you mean?
00:49:23You look different.
00:49:25What do you mean?
00:49:27Oh my God.
00:49:29What? What?
00:49:30Are you pregnant?
00:49:31No! How can you tell?
00:49:35I have a sixth sense for these kinds of things.
00:49:37Oh my God, do you think his parents know?
00:49:40Oh my God, you haven't told Drew yet, have you?
00:49:43Everything okay in there, babe?
00:49:46Yes, fantastic.
00:49:48Fantastic, I am just changing my tampons.
00:49:52Well, my mom said that she wanted me to bring you some seltzer water.
00:49:55She thinks you look a little flushed.
00:49:57No.
00:49:59Was it the meatloaf?
00:50:01No, Drew B.
00:50:03I'm just taking a real big poop.
00:50:06You just go back into dinner and I'll see you in a minute.
00:50:10Okay, let me know if you need anything.
00:50:13Will do.
00:50:15Oh my God, they know. She totally knows.
00:50:18Okay, Mrs. Longhorn is oblivious.
00:50:21She thinks all girls are angels.
00:50:23She even called me an angel one time after I threw up a liter of vodka in her bathroom.
00:50:28How do I get out of this?
00:50:30Just go back out there and tell them you were up late studying and you feel like shit.
00:50:35And then go home with Drew and fess up.
00:50:38Okay.
00:50:40Thank you, Dilla.
00:50:42That was weirdly helpful.
00:50:44No biggie.
00:50:51Are you mad at me, babe?
00:50:54No.
00:50:55Is it because I kissed Martha that one time?
00:50:57I didn't even know you back then.
00:50:59No.
00:51:00Did my parents say something that upset you?
00:51:03I ruined everything tonight.
00:51:05You didn't, babe. My mom loved you.
00:51:07She said that you're like an angel.
00:51:10If only they knew I corrupted their son.
00:51:13Babe, what are you talking about?
00:51:17Check my purse.
00:51:27What am I looking for?
00:51:34Oh my God.
00:51:36I'm so sorry.
00:51:38Yeah!
00:51:40Oh man.
00:51:42I thought you'd be devastated.
00:51:44What about your parents?
00:51:46Devastated?
00:51:48Babe, my mom loves babies.
00:51:51You know what this means though, right?
00:52:00Deborah Davis, will you...
00:52:03Period!
00:52:05Period!
00:52:07Period! I have my period!
00:52:10Game set match!
00:52:23Hey, what's up?
00:52:25Guess what?
00:52:26What?
00:52:27I have an exciting study sesh planned for us tonight that doesn't include books.
00:52:31Um, how is that studying?
00:52:34You'll see. First, I need you to turn off all of your lights.
00:52:37Uh, what?
00:52:39Just do it. Quick!
00:52:44And then turn on those little twinkly lights above your bed.
00:52:48Why do I get the feeling I'm not going to learn anything?
00:52:50Martha, a little trust please.
00:52:54So are you going to tell me what we're doing, or...
00:52:57The History Channel is streaming in a Polyam-biopic, which covers everything in our current chapter.
00:53:02Really?
00:53:03Yeah, and I thought we could watch it together.
00:53:05That actually sounds fun.
00:53:07I'm going to send you the link.
00:53:09Ooh, I wish I had popcorn or something.
00:53:12Yeah, that would be nice.
00:53:14Alright, I'm going to start it.
00:53:21Oh wait, hold on one second.
00:53:23One second.
00:53:33Weird! This takeout delivery guy just showed up and I didn't even order anything!
00:53:38I did.
00:53:41What?
00:53:42Yeah, I thought we'd get hungry so I ordered us French food.
00:53:45Because of Napoleon.
00:53:47Uh, I'm sorry.
00:53:48Not to be a downer or anything, but this isn't studying.
00:53:52It's not supposed to be.
00:53:54Huh?
00:53:55It's a date, Martha.
00:53:58Hi?
00:54:00Oh, uh, sorry, I'm confused.
00:54:04I've been wanting to ask you out, but I wasn't sure if you were ready yet after Trevor.
00:54:10So I thought I'd act like it was a study thing and see how you felt at the end.
00:54:15That's actually really sweet.
00:54:17Brett, but this is not going to work!
00:54:20Why?
00:54:21Why?
00:54:22Are you kidding me? We're study buddies!
00:54:24What's going to happen if this date doesn't go well and then things get awkward
00:54:28and we get a bad grade on the assignment and then I flunk out of class?
00:54:31Okay, if we weren't study buddies, then would you be interested in me?
00:54:37Well, yeah, I guess.
00:54:41Why are you blushing?
00:54:43I didn't say the word virgin.
00:54:45Brett!
00:54:46Look, my motto is to live in the now.
00:54:48So worrying about how this could get awkward in the future, it's pointless.
00:54:52Okay.
00:54:53And if it does get awkward, I'll still be glad I tried.
00:54:57That's a bad choice.
00:54:59I live my life from one awkward moment to the next and I do not recommend it.
00:55:04Well, you should. You know, tons of good things come out of scary conversations.
00:55:08Such as?
00:55:09Such as going on a date with a girl you like.
00:55:12If you're not doing things that scare you, you're not living life.
00:55:18You know what?
00:55:20I guess you have a point.
00:55:22Alright, let's do this date.
00:55:25Excellent.
00:55:27Bon Appetit.
00:55:30These reforms brought rejoicing to many.
00:55:33So, question.
00:55:35If you knew you were going to die in the next 30 days, how would you spend the next month?
00:55:41Well, this month I'm in the chem lab for like 30 hours and then...
00:55:44But you're going to die.
00:55:46Dead? Why would you go to the chem lab?
00:55:49Because I'm mid-experiment.
00:55:51Martha, burn the planner.
00:55:53I like plans. I like to know what's going to happen next.
00:55:57Is this date putting you on edge?
00:55:59No.
00:56:00Are you having just a little bit of fun?
00:56:02Yes.
00:56:03But you don't know what I have planned next.
00:56:05Oh no.
00:56:07No, I'm not going to do anything crazy.
00:56:09I just think sometimes you're so worried about checking off boxes
00:56:13that you're going to miss out on what's happening right in front of you.
00:56:15You're an eat dessert first kind of person, aren't you?
00:56:18You know it.
00:56:22Okay, if I was going to die in 30 days, I'd go to the beach more.
00:56:29Amazing.
00:56:30I'd spend all my money on an expensive designer jacket.
00:56:34There you go.
00:56:36And I'd find someone to kiss.
00:56:38A lot.
00:56:40Me too. Kissing's the best.
00:56:42Kissing's the best?
00:56:44I know.
00:56:45What's your favorite place to be kissed?
00:56:47I guess I'd have to say my sharp edges.
00:56:53What does that mean?
00:56:55My jawline, collarbone, even my fingers.
00:56:59It kind of reminds me where I start and stop.
00:57:03This is embarrassing.
00:57:04No, I think it's sexy.
00:57:06What about you?
00:57:08Where in the world would you like to be kissed?
00:57:11Like in your apartment or walking down the street?
00:57:16The ocean.
00:57:17Wow, that sounds dreamy.
00:57:19It is.
00:57:20Have you ever had sex on a beach?
00:57:22No, I'm kind of inexperienced, remember?
00:57:25Right, right.
00:57:27Well, don't is what I was going to say.
00:57:30You don't have to do that.
00:57:31No, no, it's not.
00:57:32Saying it's in your butt crack, it's horrible.
00:57:35When they do it in the movies, it looks horrible.
00:57:39Hey, I'm sorry.
00:57:42Yeah, I didn't mean to make you feel bad.
00:57:44No, it's fine. It is what it is.
00:57:46You know it doesn't matter, right?
00:57:48Sure it does.
00:57:49Most people my age have had tons of sex.
00:57:51There you go, checking off those boxes.
00:57:53And that is also not true.
00:57:56My roommate is a virgin.
00:57:57Great, but I don't want to die only having had sex one time and only kissing two people.
00:58:02That's pathetic.
00:58:04What if you only kissed two people, but one of them was your perfect match?
00:58:07Okay, you know what? Let's say you're right.
00:58:09What if I did only kiss two people, and what if one of them was my perfect match?
00:58:14And now he's dead.
00:58:16No, I didn't...
00:58:17Yeah, you sure did.
00:58:19So yeah, I found my guy, we kissed, we had sex, it wasn't even that good.
00:58:23It never is the first time.
00:58:24Thanks, I've been told.
00:58:26And so now he's dead, and I can either have a thousand bad kisses or never kiss anyone again.
00:58:32And you know what?
00:58:33If any of those kisses are anything like Drew Longhorn's, I think I'd rather kiss no one.
00:58:40Not even me?
00:58:41I think I'd rather kiss no one.
00:58:46Not even me?
00:59:02You did this, didn't you?
00:59:04I have no idea what you're talking about.
00:59:06The guitarist? Outside my window?
00:59:10Oh, come on, he has a sign that says, For Martha.
00:59:14Okay, alright. I asked my roommate to play romantic French music, but he insisted on playing Spanish guitar.
00:59:21That's really sweet.
00:59:23You know what? I tried, but failed.
00:59:26This has just been one complete disaster.
00:59:28No, it wasn't at all.
00:59:30No, it's okay. We can end this now. I'll call my roommate, and we'll be done with it.
00:59:34No, don't. Please. This is actually one of the best dates I've ever been on.
00:59:39No one's ever really planned a whole night like this just for me.
00:59:43Look, I realize that you haven't been on many dates, and that is fine.
00:59:48But crying in the middle of it? It's not a good sign.
00:59:55And look, I should never have pushed you so far out of your comfort zone. It's not okay.
01:00:03I'm so sorry, Brett.
01:00:05No, don't apologize.
01:00:07No, you planned the sweetest date ever, and I brought up my dead boyfriend and cried.
01:00:13Hello, I'm Martha, and I ruin everything.
01:00:17No, you didn't ruin anything.
01:00:19Because that would mean I don't like you anymore, and I think I'm into you now more than ever.
01:00:24How is that even possible?
01:00:26Because you're incredibly real, and I'm not trying to figure out what you're thinking,
01:00:31because, let's be honest, you say it out loud all the time.
01:00:36That's not a good thing.
01:00:38Well, I think it is.
01:00:43So, any other surprises?
01:00:47No, that was the last one.
01:00:50Then while our guitarist is on a break, I want to play you this new song I'm into.
01:00:54Okay, cool.
01:00:56But there's one condition.
01:00:58We have to dance.
01:01:00Like, in our rooms?
01:01:02Or you want me to come over?
01:01:04No, no, no. Stand up, right here, right now. Dance with me.
01:01:09Okay.
01:01:21Wait, hang on. I've got the best idea.
01:01:24Oh!
01:01:26It's gonna be alright. Be alright.
01:01:48That was so much fun!
01:01:50Yeah, I haven't danced like that in a long time.
01:01:53Me neither.
01:01:55I had a really great time tonight. Like, really great.
01:01:58Yeah. Yeah, me too.
01:02:00Martha?
01:02:01Yeah?
01:02:02I really hope you kiss more than two people in your lifetime.
01:02:05Oh yeah? How come?
01:02:07Because I plan on being number three.
01:02:10I'd like that.
01:02:13Alright, I'll talk to you soon.
01:02:16Ah!
01:02:24Hey, nerd.
01:02:25Why are you calling me?
01:02:27Well, I heard you and Brett are talking, or whatever.
01:02:31And that is your business. How?
01:02:34Well, there's something you should know about Brett.
01:02:38What?
01:02:45What?