• il y a 5 mois
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00:10Hey Hokey, are we on a diet or something? It's been a long time since we ate.
00:16Of that fact, I am only too well aware, ding-a-ling. Every time I swallow, my stomach growls, thank you!
00:22But never fear, ding, our luck will change. In fact, I can smell the aroma of something tasty in the air right now.
00:28No wonder, Hokey. Look.
00:30That's it! That's what I smell, ding. A sirloin steak for the animals in the city zoo.
00:35City zoo? Is that what they feed the poor dumb animals, Hokey?
00:39We should be so dumb, ding. Just look at the size of that juicy sirloin.
00:44The keeper is taking the steak over to the lion's cage. How come we weren't born in a zoo, Hokey?
00:50Don't ask me, ding. I have no control over such matters. Right now, all I can think about is that juicy steak being wasted on that lion.
00:58We gotta move in on that T-bone, ding.
01:00Yeah, but how do you move in on a lion?
01:03There must be a way, ding. There must be. Let me think.
01:08Cut, dog. Hokey's getting one of his great fancy ideas. It's coming in real strong.
01:15Boy, it must be a humdinger. Here he comes.
01:20I got it! An idea that's a humdinger, ding!
01:23What did I tell you?
01:25Come, ding. We shall present ourselves to the king of bees.
01:29Grrrr!
01:31All right, all right already. Here's your steak.
01:34Sheesh! And I gotta go home to hamburger.
01:40Ah, yes, yes. This is it. This must be the place.
01:43Lion king of beasts. Everything checks out. Name, address, everything.
01:47He doesn't look too good from here, ding. But if we move fast, we may save him.
01:51Come along, ding. Let's go inside. There may still be time.
01:55Good day, oh king of beasts.
01:57Two lowly subjects of your animal kingdom have come to call, sir.
02:00Allow me to present myself. I am Dr. Hokey Wolf.
02:03And this is my assistant, Dr. Dingaling.
02:05Take a small bow, ding. Thank you.
02:07We're veterinarians sent over to check your majesty.
02:09Reports are that you're not well.
02:11You do look a bit overweight, sir. Too rich a diet, no doubt.
02:15Fatty steaks and so on.
02:17Shall we proceed with the examination? Say ah, sir.
02:20Ah!
02:23Softening of the arteries, ooh. Hardening of the palate and mushy tonsils.
02:27Make a note of that, Dr. Ding. Also very close veins.
02:30Check.
02:32May have to separate them. Heart seems okay. Valves may need grinding.
02:36Check.
02:37You got that, doctor?
02:38Got it, Hokey. I mean doctor.
02:42Now we'll check the reflexes, Dr. Ding. Just relax, your majesty.
02:47Reflexes normal, doctor.
02:49We'll have to cut down on the calories, your majesty.
02:51I would suggest a crash diet. No more fatty foods like that steak.
02:55You need vegetables, fruits, nuts, nourishment.
02:58I'll just remove this protein meat. Very bad, very bad for you.
03:02Instead, try this delicious carrot, rich in vitamins A to Z.
03:05Look, Ding, he's drooling.
03:07Well, I must be going. Still have some house calls to make.
03:12Run! Don't walk to the nearest exit, Ding!
03:17Comme j'ai toujours dit, Ding, si tu ne réussis pas à la première fois,
03:20essaye quelque chose de délicat.
03:22Maintenant, tourne à travers le gage sur cette roue et prends le steak.
03:25Je m'attendais à l'autre côté pour t'aider à le manger.
03:27Je dois le t'envoyer, Hokey. Il me faut un vrai couteau pour faire ça.
03:31Pas de temps pour des compliments, Ding. Et c'est parti!
03:39Aide, Hokey, aide! Fais quelque chose, vite!
03:43Courage, Ding!
03:48Merci, Hokey.
03:50Ne le mentionne pas.
03:55C'est mon vieux couteau de boule de steak et routine de mouvement, Ding.
03:58Assuré, bon feu! J'ai simplement laissé le couteau tomber dans le meat.
04:01Alors...
04:03Bullseye! Maintenant, tout ce que je fais, c'est le tirer dessus et on mange!
04:07Oh, mon dieu, j'ai faim, Hokey.
04:09Patience, Ding.
04:11Le steak est en train de monter, monter, monter...
04:13Oh, oh!
04:14Il va tomber!
04:18Il y a plus d'une façon de tirer le steak, Ding.
04:21C'est juste un cas de qui sait plus.
04:23Je vais juste me cacher sous la cage des lions et couper un trou autour du steak.
04:27Reste avec moi, Ding. Ma clavardesse peut t'aider.
04:30Oh, mon dieu, je me demande ce que j'ai fait pour décider d'un ami si intelligent.
04:36Oh, pardonne-moi. Pouvez-vous me dire le chemin vers la plage de Miami?
04:39J'ai probablement pris le mauvais tour quelque part.
04:44Nous devons prendre soin de la technologie moderne, Ding.
04:47Ce fusil va m'envoyer à travers la cage, où je vais prendre le steak et le tirer dessus.
04:51Faisons-le bien, Ding.
04:53Clap down, chin up!
04:57Oh, mon dieu, je me demande ce que j'ai fait pour décider d'un ami si intelligent.
05:02Clap down, chin up!
05:05J'espère bien que ça marche.
05:07Tout le steak est au steak.
05:09Quelle chance a-t-il de faire face à l'avance de la science?
05:15Oh, mon dieu, il est temps de sortir de l'argent.
05:22Pardonne-moi, monsieur. Pouvez-vous m'en servir?
05:25Oh, j'aimerais pouvoir le répéter.
05:29Nous avons tout fait de ma faute, Ding. Nous devons tenter une autre approche.
05:32Nous allons exploiter sa vanité royale.
05:34Et pendant que je le garde occupé, vous prenez le steak.
05:37Nous le ferons, Hokey, nous le ferons.
05:40Oh, mon dieu, c'est moi, le roi des fantômes.
05:43Oh, je dois avoir une photo de souvenir pour Martha et les chatons.
05:45Quelle physique, quelle force, telle puissance, quelle poésie en motion.
05:48Prends le steak, Ding.
05:49Je l'ai, Hokey.
05:52Tenez-le, pour que vous puissiez commencer, Ding.
05:58Oh, Hokey, on dirait que vous l'avez.
06:02Comme je le dis toujours, Ding, si vous ne pouvez pas le battre, rejoignez vos pauvres proches.
06:06Merci, les gars. Après tout, nous sommes tous des frères sous la peau.
06:10Qu'est-ce que c'est que la cuve, Hokey?
06:14Ils font ça dans chaque photo de prison que vous voyez sur la télé, Ding.
06:17Ça apporte le dîner à chaque fois.