Touche Turtle and Dum Dum Touche Turtle and Dum Dum E013 – Billy The Cad

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00:00C'est Toussaint Ouellet, c'est Toussaint Ouellet, c'est Toussaint Ouellet.
00:30Who wrapped the town round his little finger.
00:36All right, Sheriff, let's see you do the cha-cha.
00:42He asked me to do the twist. I'm sunk. I haven't learned it yet.
00:46Faster, Sheriff, faster.
00:50I sure hope somebody finds my letter of help soon.
00:54How come I gotta carry you this way, Toussaint?
00:57Because western heroes never travel on foot.
01:00Si.
01:01What's that, Dum-Dum?
01:02What, what, where?
01:04Over there on that cactus. Looks like a message.
01:07That could be a new caper, Touss. I'll read it to you.
01:10To whom it may concern, help, sign, the Sheriff.
01:15Duty calls, Dum-Dum. We have a villain to round.
01:19Toussaint, head away!
01:23Where do we start, Touss?
01:25He ruins more fancy take-offs that way.
01:31Hard to a keen Charleston, eh, Billy?
01:35Now let's try the bunny hop.
01:39You're under arrest, you villain.
01:42Hooray! Now I can stop dancing.
01:45Just keep dancing, Sheriff, whilst I clobber this critter.
01:49You better come along peaceful.
01:51I'll go sit on a cactus, shorty.
01:56Shoot off your mouth, and I'll shoot off your head.
02:00You can't shoot me, sir.
02:02Because I'll just duck into my shell, where you can't catch me.
02:08Ooh, that's mud.
02:12Give me a tall glass of buttermilk, bartender.
02:15I thought you were tough, Billy.
02:17Okay, put it in a dirty glass.
02:20What the...
02:21You're under house arrest, Mr. Cad.
02:24Trying to tie one on me, eh?
02:29How about a lead sandwich, tender-foot?
02:31No, thanks. I'm a vegetarian.
02:39He's just making it worse for himself.
02:43Now you know what to do, Dum-Dum.
02:46Now you know what to do, Dum-Dum.
02:48Uh-huh. So when Billy comes out, we, uh, bushwhack him, right?
02:53Right. And we lock him up.
03:00Stick him up, somebody. And hand over the loot.
03:03You ain't robbing any banks while I'm in town, Mr. Cad.
03:06You again! Why don't you saddle up your cailloux and bamboos?
03:11First, I'm taking you to the calaboose.
03:14Oh, yeah?
03:18You missed. Now I've got you.
03:20Cause you're out of bullets.
03:24I can't stand a blabbermouth.
03:26So let's have a showdown at sundown.
03:29I'll be there.
03:33This is it, you big bully.
03:35I'm gonna take you to jail.
03:37And I'm gonna take you to Boot Hill.
03:44All right, Shorty. Go!
03:46Don't mind if I do.
03:49Touché! And away!
03:51Hey, wait a minute.
03:53Watch that thing, Shorty. It's pointy.
03:59Help! Help! Somebody save me! Help! Help!
04:06Well, another day, another villain vanquished.
04:09Yeah, but what if Billy breaks out of jail, Touché?
04:13Don't worry, Dum-Dum.
04:15Sheriff said nobody busted out of that jail in 20 years.
04:18He could be, but I can't help feeling like we're being followed.

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