El Presidente | Pizza Reviews
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00:00Alright, it's review time. We are in Dallas tonight. Game 4 showed up. Ready to bring
00:15out the brooms. Get Banner 18. And I like Delts. I like the people of Dallas. I don't
00:20like Kyrie. I like the people of Dallas. You know, if what's his face, Jimmy Jones. Not
00:28Jimmy Jones. Who's the owner of the Cowboy? Jimmy. Jimmy Jones. Jerry Jones. Jerry Jones.
00:32Who wants to have a drink? I'll have a drink. Clink. Drink. Happy. I like Dallas. We're
00:37gonna step on their throat tonight. Period. End this thing. Get the banner. Get in the
00:42barn. Celebrate. Have a day. I don't know that Dallas is known for pizza. Probably not.
00:48I don't care. When in town, do the pizza thing. One bite. Everyone knows the rules. Pizza
00:52Layla. I was near the hotel. Had a good score on the app. Sicilian side. I am a self-expansion.
00:59Well, I hope you enjoy your stay in Dallas. You guys are the nicest people. You're the
01:04nicest people. We're gonna step on your throat. Step on everything. Break your throat. Break
01:09your airways. Break your lungs. Get Banner 18. But they're nice. One bite. Everyone knows
01:13the rules. This is a mix in between good and cafeteria pizza. I like it. Maybe it's
01:35because it reminds me of Elio's a little bit. And again, you can take that as an insult
01:38or a compliment. I don't mean my fat friend who has the Panthers. I mean like the frozen
01:43pizza. I'm gonna go. That crust is Elio's crust. I'm gonna go. And even though Elio's
02:01is the cheapest frozen pizza in the market, I'm a sucker. I like it. I'm gonna go seven
02:05two on this. Pizza Layla, that's our view of Dallas. Honestly, super nice people. Great
02:12city. Let's break their backs and make them humble tonight.