Here are some funny one-liners that might make you laugh:
- "I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised."
- "Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything."
- "Why don't eggs tell jokes? They'd crack each other up."
- "Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing."
- "What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta."
I hope these one-liners bring a smile to your face!
- "I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised."
- "Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything."
- "Why don't eggs tell jokes? They'd crack each other up."
- "Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing."
- "What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta."
I hope these one-liners bring a smile to your face!
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