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00:00All righty, it's the Rundown, Tuesday, June 11th.
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01:07I still got to get to the playpen.
01:08You haven't been?
01:08No.
01:09You strike me as a guy who would be living in the playpen.
01:11I should be living in the playpen.
01:12You need a boat guy.
01:13Oh, yeah.
01:14Is it like now?
01:14It's a thing?
01:14Oh, yeah.
01:15Yeah, well, if Hank could get his fucking boat,
01:17wherever he is, that'd be great.
01:19He owes me a boat day, so waiting on that.
01:21Anyways, we got you both on today because hockey guys,
01:25Stanley Cup playoffs, even though I
01:27think it's important to hit right off the rip,
01:29Smokes, some people are saying you're not a hockey guy.
01:32Yeah, those people can blow me respectfully.
01:34I don't give a fuck.
01:35Respectfully blow you.
01:36Respectfully.
01:37Respectfully blow me.
01:38Like, I was born and raised down in South Florida.
01:41The Florida Panthers were 15 minutes from the house
01:43that I grew up in.
01:44Like, we had season tickets.
01:45I went to 100 games.
01:46The first girl I ever fingered my entire life
01:48was at the Panthers practice arena in the locker room.
01:50I grew up around the fucking cats.
01:53This is my fucking team.
01:54Now, is hockey my number one sport?
01:56Of course not.
01:56When you grow up in South Florida, you grow up on football.
01:58You grow up on basketball.
01:59You grow up on bitches and drugs.
02:01You don't grow up on hockey.
02:02But when the boys are fucking buzzing.
02:03They all go together.
02:04When the boys are buzzing, everyone's out there.
02:06Like, that's Broward County's team.
02:08And that is, like, I am a hockey guy.
02:10I love hockey no matter what.
02:11But that's a universal truth across basically
02:15every American market.
02:17Even the big hockey markets, Boston, certainly here,
02:20when the team is good, people who
02:23are casual or less come out and support.
02:25And what do you want them to do?
02:27Like, if the Columbus Blue Jackets went to the Stanley Cup,
02:30do you want me to sit on my hands and be like,
02:32I don't love hockey, but I love?
02:34No.
02:35For me, it's about the city.
02:36It's about, like, where you grew up.
02:38You know, like, you're getting hype
02:40for the team and the city on the front of the jersey.
02:43This is one of my biggest gripes with hockey and hockey Twitter,
02:46where they're always like, please like my sport.
02:48Like my sport.
02:48Hockey's the best.
02:49And then when new people start to get into it,
02:51they're like, no, you're not a real fan.
02:53Like, shut the fuck up.
02:54Just let people enjoy the game.
02:55With that being said, Smokes, congratulations
02:58on your first Stanley Cup.
02:59Hey, fuck off.
03:00Don't go on this mush bullshit.
03:02Don't fuck with me like that, man.
03:04Is it?
03:05Don't fucking mush me.
03:06I'm not trying to mush you.
03:07Correct me if I'm wrong.
03:08The series is over.
03:10I will not say yes.
03:12The series is over.
03:12I will not do that.
03:13Chief, as an unbiased person, I mean, can and ever.
03:16Why are you doing this to me?
03:18I'm asking.
03:19Why?
03:19No, you're mushing me.
03:20I will say.
03:21Can Edmonton come back?
03:24I just don't see it.
03:25I don't see it.
03:26The way that their D is playing, I really
03:28thought that they would be able to do what they did to Dallas.
03:31Even in that game six in the last series
03:33where they got outshot like 34 to 10,
03:36Edmonton never felt like they were in trouble.
03:38It felt like they had a plan, and then
03:40they wait around for McDavid to do something McDavid-y.
03:43And it just has not played out so far.
03:46Bob, with the exception of that one goal, has been incredible.
03:50So I don't know.
03:51It looks like the Cats have it.
03:53They're a machine.
03:54They are just a machine.
03:55They're big, fast, mean.
03:56They're like a perfect looking hockey team.
03:58I don't want to jinx it, bro.
03:59Please.
03:59All right, I retract the Stanley Cup comment.
04:03What I will say, if you had a boss that
04:08had a rather large ticket on Edmonton.
04:12Hypothetically.
04:13Hypothetically.
04:14Right.
04:15How would you be feeling if you were him?
04:17Would you be devastated that you didn't
04:19hedge at the beginning?
04:21Or are you saying, OK, we're coming back to Edmonton now.
04:23What's your thoughts?
04:24Hypothetically, if I was a boss who had a ticket on Edmonton,
04:28but lived in South Florida, I'd kind of
04:30feel like a clown for not betting the team whose
04:33backyard that I live in.
04:35That's how I would feel if I was him.
04:39That's all I really got.
04:40Yeah.
04:40Now he's got a ride with it, though.
04:41Like, you can't.
04:42Yeah.
04:42If I was that guy, though, I would probably
04:45just take that ticket, rip it up, and wipe my ass with it.
04:48What's his ticket pay?
04:49It's over a million, isn't it?
04:51But now.
04:51Isn't he making over a million on the Celtics?
04:54The Celtics.
04:54The Celtics are free.
04:55Cash the Celtics.
04:56Celtics are free.
04:57Celtics won 18.
04:58Hang the banner.
04:59When they were so even at the beginning.
05:01Like, right now, Florida's minus 450.
05:03You can't bet.
05:04At the beginning, he could have guaranteed 500.
05:08Mr. Hedgey-poo.
05:09You know, he wants to fade against his favorite team.
05:11Hedge against his favorite team, but not against Florida Panthers.
05:14I don't get it.
05:15All righty.
05:16That's enough hockey.
05:17We're moving into everyone's favorite topic
05:19these days, Kaitlin Clark.
05:22And I actually blogged this, so I'm
05:23glad John Rich put this on.
05:24This fires me up as not just a women's basketball,
05:28as a coach.
05:29Did you guys see?
05:30So Kaitlin Clark obviously got snubbed.
05:33Would you call it snubbed off the Olympic team?
05:35In my limited knowledge, I don't know
05:37if she's one of the 12 best players.
05:38I do know that she should be on the team.
05:40Fair.
05:41I would say that is like 99.9% of the public's opinion.
05:47So they ask her about it.
05:48And Kaitlin Clark takes the high road
05:49just like she's taking the high road in every single thing.
05:52It doesn't matter if it's Kennedy Carter knocking her
05:54over, or Angel Reese celebrating, or the snub.
05:57She says, look, it's the hardest team in the world to make.
06:00I'm going to be nothing but cheering for those girls.
06:02Like, go America.
06:03This is going to be great.
06:04So everyone's like, oh, cool.
06:05Sounds good.
06:06She took the high road.
06:07Her fucking coach told the world.
06:11She texted me personally when she got the news and said,
06:14coach, they just woke up a monster.
06:17Why did she need to be woken up?
06:20Fine, why does she need to be woken up?
06:22But I think my point is, did Kaitlin Clark not already
06:27take the narrative that she wants out there?
06:30Like, hey, I'm happy for the team.
06:32That girl's throwing her under the bus
06:34and saying she's pissed about it.
06:34I think the coach did throw her under the bus.
06:36I don't care, though.
06:37I love the quote.
06:38I like that Kaitlin Clark.
06:39But she didn't put it out there.
06:41There's too much.
06:42Like, Kaitlin Clark, I don't want to hear all the PR stuff.
06:44That's how you feel.
06:46Say it publicly.
06:47And I like that the coach said it, too.
06:49Because if that's how Kaitlin Clark truly feels,
06:51I want Kaitlin Clark to stop taking the high road
06:54and have a little bit more of a mean streak.
06:56Amen.
06:57I agree.
06:57That would be very cool.
06:58I'd fuck with that.
06:58But that's not on Kaitlin.
07:00That's not on the coach to decide.
07:01Kaitlin Clark has, you know what Kaitlin Clark probably thinks?
07:04She probably thinks that Kennedy Carter's not a good person.
07:09She probably thinks Angel Reese is a fucking liar about saying.
07:12A bitch.
07:13Yeah, I don't know what all we're allowed to say here.
07:15She thinks they're both bitches.
07:16This guy's talking about fingering girls in the locker room.
07:18So I think it's the.
07:19And she's probably pissed about not being on the team.
07:22And she's probably pissed that she got them charter flights.
07:24And she got them all this.
07:25And she got them all that.
07:26And everyone cares.
07:27And they're acting like Angel Reese is saying it's me, too.
07:30No.
07:30Kaitlin Clark went to the same fucking arena you did
07:32and doubled you up the next night.
07:34And it was your homecoming game, Angel Reese.
07:36I love how passionate you are about this subject.
07:38I'm passionate about Kaitlin Clark taking the high road
07:40when she could tell everyone to fuck off.
07:42She should just tell everyone to fuck off.
07:44That's what I would do.
07:45How long does she have to keep eating shit?
07:47That's what I'm saying.
07:48She needs to be a villain for a little bit.
07:50I agree with you both.
07:52And that would make the game so much better
07:53if she said her true thoughts.
07:55But I guess my point is, she chose not to.
07:57So you tell your coach, who sucks too.
07:59And let me say this, that coach is going to be fired.
08:02Not for this.
08:03She's going to be fired because she sucks as a coach.
08:05She's trying to get Kaitlin Clark to take more two-pointers.
08:07That's dumb.
08:08Long twos is what she said.
08:09The lowest percentage shot there is.
08:11So if there's an opening, I'm interested.
08:13OK.
08:14All right.
08:14There goes a while.
08:16We're losing this guy.
08:17He had a good one-year run.
08:18It's been three months, that's all.
08:20All right, another sports thing.
08:23Paris Olympics coming up.
08:26Did you guys see?
08:27So the Paris Olympics has decided
08:29they will not provide air conditioning for the athletes.
08:34Smokes, you'll like this one.
08:35What do you think the reasoning is?
08:36Probably because we had to save them in World War II
08:39when they hit Americans.
08:40Oh, this is for everyone.
08:41They're saying no air conditioning provided
08:43because it's the green thing to do.
08:46Oh, great.
08:47Green.
08:48Cancel the Olympics.
08:49Green.
08:49Cancel them.
08:50Would you not get, this would be like you're protesting
08:54because, my thing is though.
08:56What year are we living in?
08:57This is not like the year zero or whenever
08:59they started the Olympics in Athens when that wasn't a thing.
09:02Like, what, get rid of all the cell phones.
09:04That takes up a lot of data and all those data farms
09:06and everything.
09:07If you're going to make these grandstanding things
09:09go all the way, air conditioning
09:11is a joy of the modern world.
09:13It will help the athletes be better.
09:16Yeah, like you're putting on an athletic performance,
09:18cater to the athletes.
09:19So I believe it was like the mayor or whoever of Paris said,
09:23don't worry, we have other cooling methods,
09:27such as like the pipes, whatever,
09:28that will make it six degrees cooler inside than outside.
09:33Well, what if it's 90 and it's 84?
09:35Record temperature at the time of the Olympics in Paris?
09:38109.
09:39All right, this is bullshit.
09:40This is bullshit.
09:41Imagine you just ran track and field,
09:43you come back to your room, it's 103.
09:44103.
09:45I'd be on the first flight home.
09:47This is why France just lost every single election
09:49to the other side.
09:50It's a tough look.
09:51Yeah.
09:52I got to think, you know when it's like cold out
09:54at like a football game, like the team brings like the heater?
09:58I mean, United States got to be saying, fuck this, right?
10:00Like, we're bringing in our own AC.
10:02We should, yeah.
10:03We should just bring over our own units.
10:05Just, we'll fly them.
10:06Imagine the carbon emissions on that, how heavy all that's
10:08going to be.
10:09Yeah, like you don't want to provide AC.
10:11It's a net loss for you guys.
10:12Oh, man.
10:13Yeah, I got to think this helps.
10:14Like, this got to hurt the third world countries that can't bring
10:17their own means of cooling, right?
10:19We're, our athletes will be in air conditioning.
10:21They might be used to it, though.
10:23I just don't understand how this is legally allowed to happen.
10:27It almost seems like a health risk to the athletes.
10:29I would agree.
10:31How are you supposed to perform if you're sleeping in bed
10:33and it's 103 degrees in your bedroom?
10:35Some organizers are saying the top of the room will be 80.
10:39That's still.
10:40What, are you supposed to stand up?
10:42You better get bottom bunk.
10:43You better get bottom bunk.
10:44No, you'd want top bunk.
10:46The top of the room is going to, yeah.
10:48Yeah, you're right.
10:49Bottom bunk.
10:50Bottom bunk.
10:50Damn, that sucks.
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13:06One more topic before we get into what we feel
13:09is the biggest topic of the day.
13:11But let's talk about going under anesthesia to get tattoos.
13:14Anthony Richardson got a huge back tattoo.
13:16Post Malone, Dec, Prescott, Deshaun
13:18have all done this new thing where they get put out
13:21so it doesn't hurt and they don't feel it.
13:24Smokes, you're a tattoo guy, aren't you?
13:26I've had a couple tats.
13:27I think it's pussy as fuck, but I'm also a pussy
13:29and I would do the same thing.
13:31Had this came out when I was 18, 19, when I got my tattoos,
13:34I would have definitely done it.
13:36Hurts like a motherfucker.
13:37When I get my sleeve, I'll definitely do it.
13:39Yeah, people will call you a pussy.
13:40Oh, you got to do the pain, you got to do the pain.
13:43Why the fuck would I want to sit there for eight hours
13:44and feel this needle fucking rip through my skin
13:47for eight hours in a row, shading, all this?
13:50When you could just knock me out, I wake up, boom,
13:52my tattoo's done, I feel better.
13:53So it hurts, tattoos hurt.
13:54Hell yeah, tattoos hurt, bro.
13:57Chief, are you tatted up?
13:58No.
13:59What are your thoughts on this?
14:00I think just let people do what they want.
14:03You don't have to, who gives a fuck?
14:04Yeah, who cares?
14:05That would be the number one,
14:08or at least the top three reason to not get one
14:10is how much time it takes.
14:12People are saying you-
14:13You got to take eight hours to get a tattoo,
14:15like I don't care about-
14:15Yeah, if you get like a real sleeve, detail, shading,
14:18like bro, you're there for a while.
14:19I don't care enough about anything that much
14:22to spend eight hours to put a design on my body.
14:24That's tough.
14:25People are saying you have to earn your tattoos, though.
14:27Is that, Smokes, you disagree?
14:28I mean, you wanna know how you earn your tattoo
14:30is by making $240 million a year for playing a sport.
14:33Credit check.
14:34And you get a fucking tattoo and you buy the anesthesia
14:36and you don't give a fuck that it costs you
14:37five grand to do it.
14:38That's called earning your tattoo.
14:40A resident tattoo expert.
14:41Yeah.
14:42That was very good, Smokes, well said.
14:43You're welcome.
14:44All right, let's get into the main shit.
14:44So first of all, New York started a basketball team.
14:49Yeah.
14:49I think it was season two.
14:50Yeah, season two, they followed them around,
14:53they filmed the games, they do that.
14:55Kirk Menahan's show started one this year.
14:59Talking, talking, talking,
15:00they decide to play a basketball game.
15:02That game happened last night.
15:04Kirk Menahan shows, team shows up.
15:06Actually, they host it, I think.
15:08I believe it was.
15:08I think it was a neutral site.
15:09It was somewhere in Connecticut.
15:10Okay.
15:11Barstool New York won 49 to 38.
15:14Let's talk about that game first.
15:16Did you guys watch?
15:17I watched.
15:18I tuned in when it was, I don't know, they were up 10.
15:23It's like 30 to 22, 32-20, something like that.
15:26Right around when Rico was getting his face broken.
15:28Oh, Rico keeping it back, and beautiful kick for Rico.
15:41Yeah, look it.
15:43Nick Mulcahy is very, very good.
15:45Great player.
15:46And like, knows how to play, super smart.
15:48He's also sneaky, very strong.
15:49Have you played against him out here?
15:50Yeah, he's great.
15:52It's not fun to play against him.
15:53Marty shot the lights out.
15:55Dana's big boy.
15:56Marty surprised me.
15:57I didn't know he had that in him.
15:59I knew Dana was a hooper, but like you said, Mulcahy,
16:01like, that boy's a fucking dog.
16:02Marty comes here, he gives me some work.
16:05I'm not going to cab him.
16:06Marty's probably the most underrated athlete at the company.
16:08He just doesn't look like an athlete.
16:09I know.
16:10You see Marty, you just see goofball.
16:12He's a sneaky athlete, so I'll tip my hat.
16:14So I agree with you guys that Marty MVP yesterday.
16:17Nick, very good.
16:18Dana, very good.
16:20On the Kirk Menahan side, what did you expect?
16:23I would say New York only winning by 11.
16:26Yeah.
16:27Not what I thought was going to happen in that game.
16:29Well, the reason why is, is like,
16:30once New York had to go to their bench,
16:33the team just fell apart.
16:34Once they put Marty or Mulcahy on the bench,
16:36that team could not fucking get a bucket.
16:38So those guys had to play the entire game.
16:40And had they had more depth players,
16:41role players that could contribute and score the basketball,
16:44no disrespect to my cousin, Tommy Smokes,
16:46but I mean, he doesn't have a fucking athletic bone
16:49in his fucking body.
16:50Like that team is cooked once one of those guys
16:52had to go to the bench.
16:53We'll get into our thoughts on the New York-
16:56No, but that's why they didn't win by more than they did.
16:59Yeah, if they had more depth,
17:00they probably wouldn't by 25 points.
17:01I agree that they're top three, they're top four players.
17:05They're good players.
17:06Who's their fourth?
17:08I guess you'd go Billy football.
17:09Oh yeah, Billy.
17:11If Billy-
17:11He's just a body.
17:12Yeah, but Billy could, for like men's league basketball,
17:15he could be like Ben Wallace.
17:17Yeah.
17:18He's big and strong.
17:19He's long, like he gets rebounds.
17:20He's not fun to play against either.
17:22No, not fun to play against.
17:23I've never played against Billy.
17:24Billy's a black hole on offense though.
17:26I've never met Billy.
17:27The two stories coming out yesterday's,
17:29obviously the Rico we're talking about,
17:31Billy football getting a technical foul
17:34for running down the court and dunking on the rim
17:37without having the ball is one of the funniest things
17:40I've ever seen.
17:41Like that, I don't know Billy.
17:43Yeah.
17:44That seems like a Billy thing to do.
17:45Yeah.
17:46And Klemmer yanked him out of the game.
17:48They got free throws because Billy was just running
17:49down the court, ran up and grabbed the rim.
17:51I don't think that should be a tech.
17:53Grabbing the rim is awesome.
17:54I think it should be a tech.
17:55But what's the point of grabbing the rim?
17:56Like it is a thing that you do.
17:59You ever grabbed the rim?
18:00I can grab the rim last week.
18:01I can grab the rim, but like grabbing rim
18:03is the whitest thing you could do.
18:05Like that's an eighth grade thing to do to be like-
18:07Or a 38 year old thing to do.
18:10Billy ain't 30.
18:11I'm 38.
18:12Yeah, you take like a group of eighth graders
18:14through the gym.
18:15People are going to run up and grab the rim.
18:16It's not really a thing you do mid game
18:19if you can grab the rim.
18:21No, it's a pregame warmup.
18:23How am I feeling today?
18:24All right, I can get up there.
18:25Let's go.
18:26Maybe we'll get in their head if we play that game.
18:28Also, let's talk about the Rico-Gus thing.
18:29Did you guys see the clip?
18:30Yeah, that was crazy.
18:32I watched it live.
18:34Tough look live.
18:36Tough look.
18:36When I saw it live, there were so many bodies
18:38I couldn't see.
18:39It was that second camera angle from the back.
18:41It was like, yo, like honestly, that's hands.
18:43Like Gus and Rico, like that's hands, bro.
18:46When you watch it live, it's like, okay,
18:47I saw what happened and then he got up
18:49and it's like, wait, there's Rico being Rico,
18:51overreacting, pushing.
18:52When you slow it down.
18:53Rico might have underreacted.
18:54I think he underreacted.
18:55Yeah.
18:55I think he underreacted.
18:57And like the freeze frame, I think Portnoy posted it,
18:59where it's just Rico's face hitting the ground.
19:02Tough.
19:04Rico, tremendous amount of restraint.
19:06Growth.
19:07Do you know he went to the hospital?
19:08Yeah.
19:09Hairline fracture.
19:10I texted him.
19:11I said, Rico, are you okay?
19:11I said, he probably lost teeth.
19:12He said he's not okay.
19:13He said he legitimately, his arm is legitimately messed up.
19:17I believe it.
19:18What do you think should happen?
19:20Kirk suspended him.
19:20I saw that.
19:21Yeah, that's fair.
19:22Good.
19:23I mean, I don't know Gus.
19:24I don't know what he does.
19:25Thoughts?
19:26I don't know about off forever.
19:27I don't know about off forever.
19:28I think that's a little harsh, but I don't know.
19:31Maybe they should just let, they should like swap places.
19:34Let Rico hit Gus with what he did
19:36and see how he likes it.
19:37One time?
19:37Yeah.
19:38I like the idea.
19:39Yeah, wait for the rematch.
19:40Take a number, take a number.
19:41All righty.
19:42Now we'll address Chief's tweet,
19:44which kind of got the people going a little bit.
19:46John Rich, John Rich might be trying
19:48to bait you a little bit.
19:49Bait me?
19:50Why is Barstool Chicago ducking
19:52a Chicago versus New York game?
19:54Because Chief did tweet yesterday.
19:56What'd you say, New York?
19:57I think, I think, I think we'd have him.
19:59I think we're deeper.
20:00I think even, even I think without Titus,
20:02I think we'd get him.
20:03Yeah.
20:04Let's, let's not, okay.
20:05Let's not make that a rule though.
20:07Like Titus is a member of the Chicago office.
20:09Yeah.
20:10I'm just saying like.
20:11I'm cool with Titus just coaching.
20:12I really don't think we'd need him to beat them.
20:14Like our office is just so much deeper now.
20:17Like I, like we said earlier in the show,
20:18like the New York office has four guys that are good.
20:20Those guys start getting tired.
20:22They have to go out.
20:23They're fucking cooked here.
20:24We got five, six, seven, eight guys
20:26who could all handle the ball,
20:26shoot the ball against the rack,
20:27rebound, are actually coordinated.
20:30Like we would fucking race them off the court
20:32if we played four quarters.
20:34Henkel made a list of 15 guys that are like pretty solid.
20:38We play every Friday here.
20:39That it's, it made me think
20:41that we should just do a draft here
20:44and do like have three teams of five and just have a, yeah.
20:47We would fucking boat race New York.
20:49What do you think about this?
20:51We could go, let's make it a series.
20:53Cause my thing about the Kirk show versus New York,
20:55they played one game last night.
20:56It's over.
20:57I think if they had go play game two,
20:59Gus was suspended.
21:00We should play five, seven, eight, whatever.
21:04Two games here.
21:05They come here.
21:07We go play three in New York.
21:09We come play two back here.
21:10I don't think we'd make it back here.
21:12I think the series would be over.
21:12Yeah, it'd be over.
21:13Okay, so we should do.
21:14I think we generally win in four games.
21:17And then we'd pop.
21:18We'd sweep.
21:19Would you rather pop the champagne in New York?
21:20Yeah.
21:21Or would you rather go there,
21:22win the first two, come back here?
21:24No, I like popping champagne on enemy territory.
21:27Cause then you get to go steal their woman after too.
21:29Fuck them, we ball.
21:31I like it.
21:32What, what, so we have 15 guys though.
21:34How are we trotting out of Gus?
21:36I think you're, I think you're the one.
21:38Thank you.
21:39I think the two,
21:40if we're removing Titus from the equation.
21:42I gotta, people are going to say that I want Titus.
21:44Why can't Titus play?
21:46You can play.
21:47He can play.
21:48Walk on back.
21:49But then they're going to be like,
21:49oh, well then we get Pat Bev or we get this.
21:51We get like, just start pulling some.
21:53Yeah, I don't, I mean, Titus is great shooter.
21:56Like he is kind of like a Steph Curry cheat code.
21:58He would be a problem in this series.
21:59That's all I'm saying.
22:00Well, and he can pull up from half court.
22:02And it's like in range.
22:03It's not even like a struggle.
22:04So, but if he doesn't want to play or we're like,
22:07hey, we're going to remove that guy.
22:09Like Reed's walking by right now.
22:12Reed can be the two,
22:13but I'm also not sure Reed's in the starting five.
22:16So it's just like, we got, we have a lot of guys.
22:19I will give them credit.
22:20Both of these guys would be on my team.
22:22If we took a team to New York, I'd put both of you guys.
22:23I mean, I'd definitely be on the team.
22:25Yeah.
22:26I don't think people know what they're messing with.
22:29If you bring Smokes too.
22:31Smokes is a fucking prick out there.
22:33He's a pain in the ass to play against.
22:36Yeah.
22:38So, and you get people, you piss people off when you play.
22:40That's what I do.
22:41Yeah.
22:42Even like, and that's not even a serious,
22:43it's just pick up games on Friday.
22:45If it was like on camera competitive,
22:47like there's something on the line,
22:48Smokes would be an issue.
22:49So you think, so we have talent wise.
22:51Yeah.
22:52We have the talent advantage.
22:53Do you think we have the depth advantage?
22:55Way more.
22:55Boat race.
22:56I think Mokey, he's sneaky.
22:57If you're again, removing Titus,
22:59he might be the actual best player in the company.
23:02No, I agree with that statement.
23:03A hundred percent.
23:04Has he played, white boy Rick's pretty good basketball player.
23:05Oh yeah.
23:06White boy.
23:07Those are one A, one B.
23:08I would put Rick against Dana.
23:10Yeah.
23:11Then I think that's at least a draw,
23:13if not white boy Rick.
23:14Yup.
23:15And then we just have more, we have more guys.
23:17I do think our biggest advantage is
23:19they put some people on the court that would,
23:22they put four people,
23:23they put three people on the court
23:24that would be good here on Friday.
23:25Yeah.
23:26They put about four people on the court
23:28that would not fit in in our team.
23:29They wouldn't even make the fucking free throw
23:31to get on the team.
23:32Yeah.
23:32If it's winner stays on,
23:33they would just be sitting in the gambling.
23:34Yeah.
23:35What about coaching?
23:37I think we might be able to run two teams
23:39that could beat their best five.
23:40Chicago A, Chicago B.
23:42Nah, let's not get too distracted.
23:43No, I think that that's possible.
23:45We could put three Chicago teams,
23:47Kirk's team and New York and do a five team league.
23:49Yeah.
23:50Do like a round robin.
23:51That would be kind of fun.
23:52Who would coach the team here?
23:53Cause Dan plays.
23:54Dan would also play.
23:55Dan plays.
23:56It'd have to.
23:58I like the idea of Eddie walking up and down the court
24:00with a clipboard.
24:01I do, I like that.
24:02White Sox, Dave.
24:03We need someone with a cool head.
24:04That can't be Dave.
24:05That's the thing is.
24:06I like that.
24:07A psycho guy just in front of his mouth.
24:08Yeah, but he just, he knows nothing about the game.
24:10Yeah, but he can't be allowed to make any decisions,
24:12but he can be there on the side.
24:13Oh, in the suit?
24:14Yeah.
24:15All right, like arguing the refs for us.
24:16I can go with that.
24:17As long as he doesn't have any.
24:18Blutman, I like Blutman as a coach.
24:20Yep.
24:22Who else?
24:23Spider.
24:24Spider would be a great assistant coach.
24:24Spider would be a great coach.
24:25Spider at the end of the bench.
24:26Yep.
24:27Chirping.
24:28I think that's pretty much it.
24:29I think that's the top coach.
24:30I can fuck with Brandon Walker.
24:32Old geezer in a suit.
24:33That's a very good option.
24:34That'll play.
24:35Grant, but he would be making decisions.
24:37Yes.
24:38Even Che, Che can play.
24:41Yeah, Che can play.
24:42Like we always, like we, Che is fucking big.
24:44We gotta forget about Che.
24:45Yeah.
24:46I feel like we might need, how do we set the,
24:48what's the rule?
24:49I don't understand this line that we're ducking them.
24:51Yeah, the ducking, what does that mean?
24:52I don't, like.
24:52No one's ducking shit.
24:53You let us know when the fuck you wanna play.
24:54We play every, we play every Friday.
24:56We, and someone else, I think it was Marty was like,
24:59or Clemmer was like, time and place.
25:00I'm like, I'll see if I can find a court.
25:02It's right here.
25:04Just come on out.
25:05We'll like, we'll play.
25:06I mean, we can play literally any Friday.
25:07Like I know people are coming for the dozen,
25:09but I think there's some legs there for like a season,
25:12season, meet in a championship.
25:14We should do it at DePaul's court
25:15and see if we can fill that building.
25:17We probably could.
25:18I bet you it would be close.
25:19If we're gonna do it, let's not just do a,
25:20hey, let's play next Tuesday, see who comes.
25:23Yeah.
25:24I think a series.
25:24Yeah, put it on the books.
25:25Then you talk about it on the Yak
25:27and you talk about it on Pick Central or whatever.
25:29Put it on the books.
25:30I think, I think everybody here would play.
25:32I don't know what the big deal is.
25:34I don't want to smack them up so bad.
25:35All right.
25:36Last thing, Smokes, people are implicating you
25:38into this intern party.
25:39You got anything on that?
25:40Yeah.
25:41I mean, it's fucking bullshit.
25:42I'm just the escape goat of this company.
25:43Anytime there's alcohol.
25:44Escape goat?
25:45It's not the escape goat.
25:46Escape goat, escape goat.
25:47I don't give a fuck, bro.
25:48All right, point being,
25:49they said the interns threw a party on Friday.
25:51Do you have any knowledge of that?
25:53No, we played basketball.
25:54There was music playing.
25:57Max is looking like Smokes knows about it.
25:59I don't know.
26:00I just heard it was Smokes.
26:01Yeah, it's always Smokes.
26:02As he's walking through with two bottles of whiskey.
26:04Oh, it's Smokes' fault.
26:05It's Smokes' fault.
26:06Yeah, it's my fault.
26:07I didn't tell those fucking jits to start drinking.
26:09Fuck out of here.
26:10Did you tell them to stop?
26:11No, I actually asked,
26:12I actually asked why you were drinking.
26:15I asked why.
26:16You know who gave them the blessing?
26:17Who?
26:18I'm not going to rap,
26:18but someone who's apparently higher up
26:20in this company than me told them they could drink.
26:22Just put it in a Stella Blue cup.
26:23You think I would ever tell someone
26:24to put it in a Stella Blue cup?
26:25Oh, no, you wouldn't.
26:26I would never fucking do that.
26:27Smokes, who was that?
26:30Oh.
26:31Yeah.
26:32No, it's fine.
26:33I'm the scapegoat.
26:34That's bad.
26:35Okay.
26:35Scumbag Smoke, it's always me.
26:37All right.
26:38Fuck off.
26:39It wasn't Smokes.
26:39That's the rundown.