Aired (June 9, 2024): My Guwardiyang Alien revolves around the story of an alien named 123-456-78, who is contained in a pod and accidentally crashes from space and drops from Earth. The alien then takes the form of a deceased woman named Lady Guard.
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00:00This is the latest news right here on E-ne-ne-ne-ne-ne.
00:09There is a new product that is being investigated right now.
00:11According to the report, if in Laguna, Buko Pie is popular,
00:14in other cities, a kind of pie that came from other countries and was imported here illegally is popular.
00:21This is called SPY.
00:25And this is the latest on E-ne-ne-ne-ne-ne.
00:31Oh.
00:34Sir.
00:35How are you?
00:36Sir.
00:37How are you?
00:38Is my car okay? Did you start working on it?
00:41Yes, sir. But there's a problem, sir.
00:43Problem? Why?
00:45My mechanics are on vacation, sir.
00:48One of them went to the province and the other one got sick.
00:51What do we do? It's hard to not have a car now, right?
00:54It's hard to commute. It's hot.
00:56What do we do about that?
00:57No, sir. I found a way.
00:58Yes.
00:59I found a replacement.
01:00Really?
01:01Yes, sir.
01:02Where are the replacements?
01:04Actually, they're already here, sir.
01:06But sir, I already informed you that this is a woman.
01:08A woman?
01:09A woman.
01:10It's like I just heard a mechanic say a woman.
01:13But if they're okay, if the mechanics are good, then it's okay.
01:16They're good, sir.
01:17Really?
01:18But I'm warning you, their style is different.
01:20It's okay.
01:21As long as they know what to do.
01:23As long as the car is okay.
01:24I'm okay with that.
01:26Actually, sir, they already checked this.
01:27What?
01:28They already checked this. I'll just call them.
01:29Okay.
01:30Go ahead.
01:35Hi.
01:37Are you my mechanic?
01:40Yes.
01:42How is it?
01:45It's okay.
01:47How is it okay?
01:49It's okay. There's no problem.
01:51How is it no problem?
01:52No, there's a problem.
01:53That's why I brought you here.
01:54To check what's broken.
01:55What's the problem?
01:57He doesn't know.
01:59He doesn't know.
02:06Is this your car?
02:07You don't know the problem?
02:09You should have talked to him.
02:12You're right.
02:14You should have communicated.
02:16You shouldn't make your car feel in a relationship.
02:22Wait, what communication?
02:23I don't understand.
02:24There, there.
02:26That's the problem with you guys.
02:29You don't know the feelings of your car because you don't talk to it.
02:34You shouldn't take this for granted.
02:36You should give and take.
02:39I don't understand.
02:41You don't understand?
02:43Or you don't want to understand?
02:46Sir, you're going to get a car and you don't understand?
02:49You should understand.
02:50You don't understand?
02:51Maybe you don't have time for your car because you already have another car.
02:56Men are like that.
02:58You're not content with one.
03:00You need to find another one.
03:02Wait, wait.
03:03I don't have another car.
03:04This is my car.
03:05Sir, don't lie.
03:10I saw it on your FB.
03:12You're driving another car.
03:15I saw it.
03:17That one?
03:18Yes.
03:19That's my friend's car.
03:21That's it.
03:22That's what I'm saying.
03:23Men are like that.
03:25When you kiss, they always say,
03:28Friend.
03:29Oh, my God.
03:31It's just a friend.
03:32Wait.
03:33What's the problem?
03:34Huh?
03:35You.
03:36You tell me.
03:37Is there a problem?
03:38Does your car have a voice in your relationship?
03:40Or you're always the one who follows it?
03:42Oh, my God.
03:44Voice?
03:45How is it a voice?
03:46It's just a car.
03:47And most of all,
03:49you need to know what it needs
03:51so that you won't end up like this.
03:55You're joking.
03:56Men are like that.
03:57Men are always like that.
04:03Sir, how are you?
04:04Do you know what's wrong with your car?
04:06There's nothing wrong with it.
04:08I'm the one who's wrong.
04:10Sir, do you know what you need to do?
04:12Yes.
04:14I'll count the flowers.
04:17I'll count the flowers.
04:27It's Sunday night!
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04:34Yes, yes, yes.
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04:56for the longest-running gag show in the country.
04:58This is
04:59Bubblegum!
05:16Sir,
05:17Sir, no!
05:19I'm the one who's wrong!
05:25Your mom's gone!
05:26She's dead!
05:46Mommy!
05:51You're finally back!
05:53I'm not your mommy.
05:55I'm the new guard here.
05:58Huh?
05:59Your ID.
06:02I don't have one.
06:03Go home.
06:04Get one first.
06:06Mommy,
06:07I don't have one.
06:08I don't have one.
06:09I don't have one.
06:10I don't have one.
06:11I don't have one.
06:12I don't have one.
06:13I don't have one.
06:14Mommy.
06:15Go home.
06:16Mommy.
06:17I don't have one.
06:18Go home.
06:19I don't have one.
06:21Mommy.
06:25Mommy.
06:44You can't stop.
06:45You can't stop
06:46what's going on.
06:47You're crazy,
06:48you're going crazy.
06:49You still haven't lost.
06:50You won't give up.
06:51You won't be ashamed
06:52of your ugly face.
06:53You won't be ashamed
06:54of your endless joys.
06:55Just do it with the BBN.
06:56Come on!
06:57Bubblegum!
06:58Bubblegum!
06:59Bubblegum!
07:00Bubblegum!
07:01Bubblegum!
07:02Bubblegum!
07:03Bubblegum!
07:04Bubblegum!
07:05Bubblegum!
07:06Bubblegum!
07:07Bubblegum!
07:08Thank you so much,
07:09brothers and sisters,
07:10for coming to our cell group
07:11for today.
07:12Um,
07:13before we start,
07:14I just want to share
07:15the prayer requests
07:16of our brothers and sisters.
07:24First of all,
07:25let's pray for
07:26Brother Merian.
07:29He's not here right now
07:30because he's going through
07:32something.
07:37Here it is.
07:38This is our brother,
07:39Brother Merian.
07:40He was arrested
07:41by his wife
07:42who was with
07:43another woman
07:44for a month.
07:47And not only that,
07:49he couldn't control
07:50his emotions.
07:52Of course,
07:53our brother
07:54had a scandal
07:55because of what you said.
07:58And now,
07:59he won't let his wife,
08:01Angelo,
08:02come home
08:03to their house.
08:07Ah,
08:09Brother,
08:11I don't think
08:12that's what I heard.
08:15But what I heard is
08:17that Angelo
08:18is the one
08:19who left
08:20their house.
08:22And
08:23he can't
08:24control
08:25his wife anymore.
08:28And
08:29here's more,
08:30here's more.
08:31The woman,
08:32oh my,
08:33was Merian's
08:34former classmate
08:35in college.
08:39That hurts.
08:40Is that so?
08:41Yes.
08:43Anyways,
08:44let's just pray
08:46for our brother,
08:47Merian,
08:48to get over
08:49his past.
08:50Amen.
08:51Amen.
08:52Amen, Brother.
08:54Next,
08:55let's pray
08:56for our brother,
08:57Tristan,
08:59who's not here
09:00because he's
09:01going through something.
09:06I heard
09:07that
09:09our brother,
09:10Tristan,
09:11is thankful
09:12to the company
09:13he works for
09:14because
09:15he was able
09:16to get a job
09:17with a woman
09:19who's close
09:20to their boss.
09:23But,
09:24before you
09:25say anything,
09:26I just think
09:27that
09:29this woman
09:30is courting
09:31our brother,
09:32Tristan.
09:34And when their boss
09:35found out,
09:36that's why
09:37he's so angry
09:38because
09:39he has feelings
09:40for that woman.
09:43Oh, Brother.
09:46Wait,
09:47Brother,
09:48it looks like
09:49you didn't hear from me.
09:52I heard
09:54that Tristan
09:55owes a lot
09:56of money
09:57to his friends.
09:58Until
09:59he got rich,
10:00he got rich,
10:01he couldn't pay
10:02so he got into a fight.
10:03He got into a fight.
10:05And also,
10:07I heard
10:09that our brother,
10:10Tristan,
10:12drowned in a river.
10:15Maybe that's why
10:16he owes a lot of money.
10:18That's so hard.
10:19That's too much.
10:21Well,
10:22anyways,
10:23let's just pray
10:24for our brother,
10:25Tristan,
10:26that he'll be able
10:27to overcome
10:28what he's going through.
10:29Amen.
10:30Amen.
10:31Amen.
10:33Brother,
10:34do you have
10:35anything
10:36that you need
10:37to pray for?
10:39Me?
10:40Yes.
10:41I don't have anything,
10:42Brother.
10:43I just want to request
10:44a prayer for you.
10:46For me?
10:48You're so kind.
10:50Thank you
10:51for that.
10:52But why me?
10:54I'm interested
10:55in your life.
10:56Maybe if you
10:57share your life,
10:58more people will know
10:59the latest news
11:00about you.
11:03Naruto na Naka-kaertan
11:04nagbabagang news ngayon
11:06o
11:07e...
11:08na...
11:09Napagalamang
11:10may isang
11:11maabilidad na misis
11:12na hindi na
11:13nagsasampayan
11:14na mga damit
11:15ng kanyang pamilya.
11:16Ayon sa report,
11:17kahit basa pa
11:18ang damit,
11:19ay pinapasot na nya
11:20ito sa kanya
11:21dahil pagdating
11:22naman sa pupuntahan nila,
11:23ay tuyo na ito.
11:25At yan po
11:26ang latest
11:27dito sa
11:28e...
11:29na...
11:30I don't know what you're talking about.
11:37Good morning, Ms. Honor.
11:39You asked to see me?
11:41Yes, I asked to see you.
11:44Yesterday, I was looking at the list of debts here in the store.
11:49And I noticed that your list is very long.
11:56But I don't know you.
11:58Are you from here?
12:01Yes, Ms. Honor. I'm from here and I was born here.
12:07Your name is May.
12:11And your last name is Mysterio.
12:15May Mysterio?
12:18Yes, Ms. Honor. I'm May Mysterio and I was born here.
12:25I see. You were born here.
12:28Where were you born?
12:31In a hospital?
12:33In a house?
12:35Or in a lying-in clinic?
12:38Ms. Honor, I was born in a house.
12:43In a house.
12:45In a house.
12:47Where is the house?
12:50Ms. Honor, I don't know.
12:55Okay.
12:58Do you go to school?
13:00Did you finish elementary school?
13:03Ms. Honor, I went to home school because we were inside a farm.
13:13Did you go to high school or college?
13:18I went to both, Ms. Honor.
13:21Because we were inside a farm.
13:24Do you have a diploma?
13:25Ms. Honor, I don't have one.
13:28It's just a tutorial because we were inside a farm.
13:33How can you borrow money here if you don't have a diploma?
13:38Ms. Honor, I'm talking to your son, Boy.
13:43And you?
13:45You let him borrow money when you don't know him?
13:49Mom, I caught him.
13:52Mom, I caught him.
13:55He said that he was inside a farm.
14:00I find this hard to believe.
14:05Mom, I know someone in Pugo.
14:10Ms. Honor, yes.
14:12I know someone in Pugo.
14:15Pugo? What Pugo?
14:18Pugo's egg, Ms. Honor.
14:21We take care of Pugos in the farm.
14:25We sell eggs just like what Boy ate.
14:31There.
14:33That's Pugo?
14:35Yes, Mom.
14:37Pugo's egg is delicious.
14:40And you,
14:42why do you let May borrow money because you're in debt?
14:48May?
14:51May?
14:53Where's May?
14:55She's gone.
14:57She ran away.
14:59Maybe she went back to the farm.
15:03My mystery.
15:05May's mystery.
15:11You have an all-day breakfast, right?
15:14Yes, Ma'am.
15:15I like this one.
15:17Daing Silog.
15:19Daing Silog.
15:21Daing Silog?
15:22Yes, it's my favorite.
15:24It's perfect. It's our bestseller.
15:26Really?
15:27Yes, it's a good choice, Ma'am.
15:29Is this Daing Nabangus?
15:31Yes, it's Daing Nabangus.
15:33Can I make a request?
15:35Yes, Ma'am.
15:37I want my bangus to be extra crispy.
15:39Extra crispy?
15:41It's crispy on the outside but soft on the inside.
15:43Oh, okay.
15:44Low heat?
15:45Okay, no problem.
15:47Crispy?
15:49Yes.
15:50And can I have some chocolate?
15:53What?
15:55Can I have some chocolate?
15:59Chocolate?
16:00The Daing Nabangus?
16:02Yes.
16:03That's what I want.
16:05This is how I eat my bangus.
16:08Okay.
16:09Just add some chocolate syrup.
16:11Do you have chocolate syrup?
16:13Yes, I do.
16:14Just put some on top of the bangus.
16:17Just like that?
16:18Yes, just like that.
16:19Okay, Ma'am.
16:21And for the egg, my choice is sunny side up.
16:27Sunny side up?
16:28Yes, but I want it to be malasado.
16:31Okay, Ma'am.
16:32Malasado is perfect for Daing Nabangus.
16:35Then add some chocolate.
16:38What about the egg?
16:39Didn't you hear what I said?
16:42Yes, I'll add some chocolate.
16:45The Daing Nabangus and chocolate?
16:48Yes, the Daing Nabangus with chocolate and egg.
16:50Is that okay?
16:51Yes, Ma'am.
16:52If there's an extra charge, I'll pay for it.
16:54No, it's okay.
16:57Then the fried rice, garlic rice.
17:01Can I have some extra garlic?
17:04Yes, Ma'am.
17:05I want it to be crispy.
17:07The brown one?
17:08Yes, Ma'am.
17:09Is there an extra charge?
17:10I'll pay for it, Ma'am.
17:11Thank you, Ma'am.
17:12Yes, Ma'am.
17:14Crispy garlic, Ma'am.
17:15Yes.
17:17Then add some chocolate.
17:19Why are you asking again?
17:21Didn't I tell you that I'll add chocolate?
17:24But there's extra garlic.
17:26The fried rice is crispy.
17:30No, Ma'am.
17:31Actually, I'll ask if there's any drinks.
17:35Ah, drinks.
17:36I want some drinks.
17:38What's good?
17:39I want it to be hot.
17:41What's good?
17:42It's hot, Ma'am.
17:44I recommend hot chocolate.
17:47I don't like hot chocolate.
17:50I don't like hot chocolate.
17:51Maybe just coffee.
17:55Just coffee.
17:57With cream?
17:58With sugar?
17:59No.
18:00No cream, no sugar.
18:01No cream?
18:02No sugar?
18:03Yes.
18:04Just coffee.
18:05Then add some chocolate.
18:11Yes.
18:13Okay, Ma'am.
18:15What's the problem?
18:18Okay.
18:21Dessert.
18:23Dessert.
18:24Is your dessert okay?
18:25Yes, Ma'am.
18:26Okay.
18:27We have dessert, Ma'am.
18:28I'll order it.
18:29It might take a long time.
18:30Okay, Ma'am.
18:31Mixed coconut milk.
18:32Mixed coconut milk.
18:33Oh, it's good.
18:34It's round.
18:35Mixed coconut milk.
18:36That's it.
18:37Mixed coconut milk with chocolate.
18:40Mixed coconut milk with chocolate?
18:43You're weird.
18:46Why would you add chocolate to your coconut milk?
18:54I told you.
18:55You want a label?
18:57It's hard to make you happy.
19:03Go!
19:04Go!
19:05Go!
19:06All right!
19:07Kalsada!
19:08Upos!
19:09Diosdado!
19:10Kalsado!
19:11Nagbabalik!
19:12Our favorite game show in Kalsada is...
19:13Tawin na Tawin na!
19:16Yeah!
19:19Okay.
19:20We still have our contestant, Allan.
19:23Allan, how are you?
19:24I'm fine, Diosdado!
19:29Allan is here.
19:30Okay.
19:31Allan has to answer the questions correctly.
19:34Because for every correct answer,
19:36he will receive a gift so that he can cross the line
19:40and get the briefcase containing the jackpot prize.
19:44The question is...
19:46Are you ready to cross the line, Allan?
19:48I'm ready to cross the line!
19:53Okay.
19:54Here's your first question.
19:56According to a pedestrian,
19:59if there's a sign that says,
20:01you're not allowed to cross the line,
20:03it means you can cross the line.
20:07Is it right or wrong, Allan?
20:09You have five seconds.
20:11Five!
20:12Four!
20:13Three!
20:14Two!
20:15One!
20:16It's right!
20:17Allan's answer is right!
20:20And right is correct!
20:24Very good job, Allan!
20:26We're not noticing the sign that says,
20:28you're not allowed to cross the line
20:30because there's no such thing as a ban.
20:32Especially if you're...
20:34We're allowed to cross the line!
20:38And right is correct, Allan!
20:40Please take one step forward!
20:47All right.
20:48Good job, Allan.
20:49Next question.
20:50According to a pedestrian,
20:53if there's a footbridge,
20:55you're still allowed to cross the line
20:59to make it more exciting.
21:01Is it right or wrong?
21:02You have five seconds.
21:04Five!
21:05Four!
21:06Three!
21:07Two!
21:08One!
21:09It's right!
21:10Allan's answer is right!
21:12And right is correct!
21:15And right is correct!
21:23That's right, Allan.
21:25Why would you use a footbridge?
21:27You're just wasting your time, right?
21:29And it's boring!
21:30It's too high!
21:31So don't use a footbridge
21:33because you're...
21:35We're allowed to cross the line!
21:39Allan, your answer is right!
21:41Please take another step forward!
21:45Yeah!
21:47Let's go! Let's go!
21:48Let's go, Allan!
21:49Let's go!
21:50We can see that he's almost able to cross the line.
21:54Just a few more steps.
21:55Next question.
21:56Listen carefully, Allan.
21:58According to a thousand pedestrians,
22:01the pedestrian lane is not really a footbridge.
22:06It's just a design for the road.
22:09Is it right or wrong?
22:10You have five seconds.
22:12Five!
22:13Four!
22:14Three!
22:15Two!
22:16One!
22:17It's right!
22:18It's right is...
22:21correct!
22:28Alright, the truth is,
22:29you can cross the line anywhere.
22:32We're used to it.
22:33Just don't use a pedestrian lane
22:36because you're...
22:37We're allowed to cross the line!
22:40Yeah! Okay, Allan!
22:41Even if your answer is wrong,
22:43please take another step forward!
22:50Allan, Allan!
22:51You have three correct answers.
22:53You're almost able to cross the line
22:55to win the one million pesos...
23:06Oh no!
23:07What a waste!
23:09What a waste!
23:10No one won the jackpot prize
23:12because he didn't follow the rules.
23:13He just crossed the line.
23:14That's what he got.
23:15Well, until next time, fellow pedestrians,
23:18this is Diosdado Calzado
23:20for your favorite game show on the road.
23:22This is...
23:23Tawin na Tawin Time!
23:26Applause!
23:30But of course,
23:31but of course,
23:32we're just doing this.
23:33We're just making this up.
23:35But if you know someone like that,
23:36a pedestrian crossing the line,
23:38tell them in the comments
23:39before they cross the line
23:41sa kabilang buhay,
23:42I'll see you in the afterlife!
23:45Applause!
23:51Allan, Allan!
23:57You're copying the answer from the exam.
23:59You're expecting everything to be correct.
24:02It's hard for you to be happy.
24:04You're copying the answer from the exam.
24:09You're copying the answer from the exam.
24:10Get down!
24:11Get down!
24:12Hey!
24:13What did you do to me?
24:14Did you see that?
24:15You made me cross the line.
24:16What did I do?
24:17You're slow.
24:18That's why I made you cross the line.
24:19You're the ones who are always late.
24:21You're always late.
24:22Why are you two-wheeling?
24:23You're always straight.
24:24When you're late,
24:25you're a mess.
24:26A mess?
24:27Yes.
24:28Why?
24:29A mess?
24:30You're just jealous.
24:31You're always late
24:32because we're always late.
24:33Yes.
24:34We're always late.
24:35You're jealous.
24:36You're jealous because you don't have a car to buy.
24:39A car to buy?
24:40You have a car to buy,
24:41but you don't have money to buy it
24:43because you don't have money.
24:44Me?
24:45I don't have money?
24:46You're a fool.
24:47You're always late
24:48even if you have a signal.
24:51I'm a fool, right?
24:52You're a fool.
24:53You're a fool.
24:54A fool?
24:55A fool?
24:56You're a fool.
24:57You're a fool.
24:58Can you pay for that?
25:00A fool.
25:01A fool.
25:02Hey, get a grip.
25:03Get a grip.
25:04I'm not a road rage.
25:07You're on four wheels,
25:08you're on aircon,
25:09and your heads are still hot.
25:11Because you like to under blow.
25:13Overtake and overtake.
25:15Overtake and overtake?
25:16Yes.
25:17I told you,
25:18that's called discarding.
25:19And I'll tell you this.
25:20What?
25:21At night,
25:22you're on four wheels,
25:23when you're on high beam,
25:25you're still plastering.
25:26It's really annoying.
25:27Why?
25:28We're the only ones who can be annoyed.
25:29You can be annoyed too.
25:30You can be annoyed too.
25:31You see that?
25:32That's the problem with you,
25:33you're on four wheels.
25:35If you're on high beam,
25:36it's our fault.
25:37But two wheels are sweet potatoes.
25:38What?
25:39We're sweet potatoes?
25:40Two wheels are sweet potatoes.
25:41Hey!
25:42Hey!
25:43Two wheels, four wheels.
25:44You're in my way.
25:46Because we're three wheels,
25:48we're the kings of the road.
25:50Get out.
25:53You can't pass,
25:54you're blocking the road.
25:55Oh, like that?
25:56Yes, that's a good question.
25:57You're the king of the road?
25:58Yes.
26:00No, you can't.
26:01You can't do that.
26:07Here we go.
26:08We're going to start the father reveal.
26:11We'll find out who the father is.
26:15We'll find out who the father is
26:17who our friend Katrina is bringing.
26:22Don't jump there.
26:24You're crazy.
26:26Okay, but before we find out
26:28who the father is,
26:29let's play a game.
26:32Let's find out who the father is.
26:34Who do you think it is?
26:35Me, me.
26:36I think it's Tom,
26:37the one in green checkered.
26:40Because he's Katrina's long time boyfriend.
26:45I have a different guess.
26:47I think it's Gary in blue.
26:49Because when Tom fights,
26:51that's what Katrina invites him to drink.
26:55No, no, no.
26:56I think
26:57the one in pink
26:58is Patrick.
27:00Because he's the one with Katrina
27:01who goes out of town.
27:05See?
27:06She's the one who goes out of town.
27:09You know what's happening.
27:10One more.
27:13I feel like
27:14the one in red,
27:16is Desoy.
27:17She's in that one-night stand.
27:19Really?
27:20She's really into that one-night stand.
27:21That's her style.
27:23Has she changed?
27:25No, not yet.
27:27Okay, let's find out.
27:28Wait.
27:29Let's guess
27:30who the father is.
27:31Let's ask
27:33Father Dears.
27:34Who do you think
27:36the father is?
27:37Me, me.
27:38Gary, Gary.
27:39I think it's him.
27:40Gary.
27:41I think it's the two of us.
27:42Okay, now.
27:43I'll ask now.
27:44Katrina.
27:45Oh, it's really you, girl.
27:47Give me a hug.
27:53Who do you think
27:54the father is
27:55that you're bringing?
27:57I don't know.
27:58I don't know either.
27:59Because that time,
28:00it was dark
28:01and we were all drunk
28:02that night
28:03sleeping together.
28:04So,
28:05let the balloon
28:06reveal itself.
28:11Okay, let's find out
28:12in the balloon.
28:16Blow it first.
28:17Let's go.
28:18Let's see.
28:19Who's first?
28:20Blue first.
28:21Me, me.
28:22It's Gary.
28:23Let's find out.
28:25Nothing.
28:26Nothing.
28:27Yes.
28:28Yes.
28:29Yes.
28:30Yes.
28:31Yes, babe.
28:32Save me, babe.
28:35Okay.
28:36Let's see.
28:37Here it is.
28:39Tom.
28:40Is it Tom?
28:42Let's see.
28:45Nothing.
28:48Nothing.
28:52Nothing.
28:53Okay.
28:54Are you happy?
28:55Are you happy?
28:56There.
28:57Let's see.
28:58Are you happy?
28:59Let's see.
29:01Patrick.
29:02Is it Patrick?
29:04Here it is.
29:09Nothing.
29:11Nothing.
29:12Here it is.
29:14It's confirmed.
29:15It's me, Patrick.
29:17The one we're bringing
29:18here is Katrina.
29:21And here ends
29:24the father reveal
29:25of our friend Katrina.
29:28Wait, wait.
29:29It's not over yet.
29:30After the father reveal,
29:32it's time for the gender reveal.
29:33Huh?
29:34Baby?
29:35No, it's the father.
29:36Can't you see?
29:37Her favorite color is pink.
29:39In your opinion,
29:40what's her gender?
29:41Girl or boy?
29:42Girl.
29:43Boy.
29:44Boy.
29:45Girl.
29:46Girl.
29:47Girl.
29:48Girl.
29:49Girl.
29:50Girl.
29:51Girl.
29:52Girl.
29:54Girl.
29:55Girl.
29:56I see you.
29:57I see you.
29:58I see.
29:59I see.
30:00I see.
30:01She's really different.
30:03Girl.
30:04Boy.
30:05I see you.
30:12I invited you
30:13for your birthday.
30:14You're even looking for a cake?
30:16It's hard to make you happy.
30:23Oh my.
30:24It's good that it's not hard
30:26to make our hearts happy.
30:28Thank you so much for coming here
30:30to BG.
30:31There.
30:32I just want to give a shout out to EA.
30:34Yes.
30:35We miss you.
30:36EA.
30:37Yes.
30:41Thank you to our amazing guest,
30:43Kelvin Miranda.
30:46Mirai Celis.
30:47And of course,
30:48Eldon Agreba.
30:49Thank you, thank you.
30:50Thank you very much.
30:51Next Sunday,
30:52we'll be together again
30:53here at the longest running
30:54and number one gag show in the country.
30:56This is
30:57Bolo!
30:58Yeah!
31:03Kelvin!
31:04Kelvin!
31:05Selfie!
31:06Selfie!
31:17Voice.
31:18This is just Coach's voice.
31:21It should be like this.
31:27Ah, okay, okay.
31:28It's my turn.
31:30Who has lashes?
31:34Who has lashes?
31:36Not all.
31:37Sometimes,
31:38it's heavy.
31:39It's dripping.
31:40Who is pretty?
31:42You have lashes.
31:45Find out what she needs
31:47so that you won't be like this.
31:50Don't be like this.
31:53I'm here.
31:59She's already forming here.
32:01I want to box out.
32:19I want to box out.
32:20Come on, yeah!