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00:00 So so far guys like look at this no chest right look at this
00:02 Where the is all the loot right somewhere else and I want to land anywhere I want to land on the last season
00:11 But all we have time our guaranteed right now is this moment that we're in together you and me
00:18 We can choose to be upset about the game, but we could just pop off like we do you know
00:23 Nope, nope, you know a lot of people watching us. They have hard lives
00:28 They look forward to family for a night Friday a little relief in their day
00:31 Relief these nuts in your mouth, dude. Oh
00:33 There's a lot going on here, yeah, it's kind of nuts
00:40 So so far guys like look at this no chest right
00:45 No, chest just just a shotgun right and a rifle. I got from an enemy like this is look at this
00:52 Where the is all the loot
00:56 I
00:58 Feel like this kids killed me twice
01:03 No, you know like I just killed three bots and then of course like I'm reloading and a real place see the first real player
01:09 I've seen
01:11 Come on it was not very good, but he caught me off guard in a no is
01:24 This are wondering my guns are not loaded and this game is trash
01:28 Let me read your mind I want to land in the middle of nowhere and loot up no no
01:35 Say I guarantee we win if I if we pick no no we're not gonna pick your cringe-ass spot
01:44 We're just gonna hot drop. It's not gonna be a hot drop. We're gonna land in the middle of nowhere brother
01:49 We're gonna land in the middle of nowhere. We're gonna loot up. We're gonna find a vehicle
01:52 We're gonna not attack anyone. We're gonna gas the vehicle. I make sure that it's got its
01:57 Tires make sure we got the cowcatcher on it amount of turret
02:01 Season is absolute dog water. I'm a 32 year old grown man that likes to shoot things
02:10 in video games
02:13 Gotta gotta give the people what they want first didn't I don't handle it
02:22 I
02:24 Remember all the good guns
02:27 I've never seen chat. Correct me if I'm wrong. I'm not joking. I have never seen more gray loot in my life
02:38 What's that I'm so good it's not I've never seen more gray loot in my life
02:45 Another great another gun. No scope. I got something for you. Here you go
02:50 Mmm, thanks for the green Harbinger some of you mark dude
02:53 Wow, oh my god, I have a scope dude the miracle all right time to get shit on by a car
03:03 What
03:08 What is this it's a big vehicle
03:12 All right, this is the boss
03:18 I'm getting shot by real players
03:21 John I mean, I'm here man. He's one shot. He's one shot. I got him. I got killed by the bot
03:30 Let's go, baby
03:33 When you honk the horn it launches this thing launches any MP
03:37 But obviously it's like we want we want the boss vehicle because it has the machine guns or not. This is what one shot me
03:42 Grab that repair torch
03:47 Let's repair John don't use it just get in regardless full health you can never be too careful with these things
03:52 Are you gonna start shooting? Oh, yeah
04:00 God do it just just click it's not working dude. You're see I'm dead serious
04:09 Oh
04:11 This guy's why the nice Donovan you know someone and there goes our car, no, it's not a how could I do?
04:26 I have a repair torch so relax. I do it John it is exploded. It is gone
04:30 You're gonna try to repair it. That's unfortunate. Do you've got to be shitting me?
04:37 If you're a dinosaur you'd be the yappas or us gotcha
04:41 One shot Rossy one shot me are you gonna do anything you start see me? I was fighting literally one time
04:59 There's one shot is one shot. I
05:01 Should have that road there
05:06 Now it's time to wake up brother
05:08 All these new landing zones, by the way are terrible. We keep getting in Joe dirt Biden's game. Remember that name anywhere
05:14 There's a fan. Let's play a game
05:16 before next season
05:18 Good for your economy pause
05:20 for more years
05:23 pause
05:24 Pause pause. No Joe, not that part deep breath deep breath
05:28 insulin check
05:31 Blink twice
05:34 Oh
05:36 You can run on water
05:38 Bro these fists hurt I'm dead
05:53 Dead on the back
05:58 It's only probing us by the way
06:03 Love this this good season so far terrible guns like they like I'm finding harbinger SMGs everywhere
06:10 Grim guys by himself, by the way, Grim has no good loot anymore. All the advanced chests are gone, right?
06:16 So somewhere else then they don't want to land anywhere. I want to land on the last season
06:19 This is our spot forever I
06:24 Will say this like duos isn't as bad as solos
06:31 I
06:33 Just waited that did I was your saw rifle time
06:41 I guess I guess that that's what makes me more worried. Is that like in solos like I play so much solos
06:47 So like I'm just gonna be dying to a bunch of seat swapping losers
06:51 Don't make some changes while you're here. So I work
06:54 over here
06:58 Not real, all right. Well we have the we have a vehicle right when you can get people out there's a guy right behind us right behind us
07:05 I'm one shot from the like from turrets damage in vehicles blowing up
07:22 Like that's what I'm talking about. I just got a laser
07:26 I
07:28 Why is a German sausage like a little brother they can both be brats
07:33 Right on there's a slurp Chuck rare
07:40 Well, it's about that time to get in a vehicle for Prince on me
07:48 I
07:50 Make our guns useless happen. Let's steal the loot off the enemies over here
08:16 He's running people over yeah
08:18 Okay
08:43 Okay, we tie yes, he's one shot
08:45 It's got a little gun for you there damn boy it was car
08:51 But we got the coin from the first guy just drives in solo steals the coin
08:57 How am I getting exploded bro, like what
09:10 I
09:12 Should automatically replenishes over time
09:17 My back
09:28 Pop in people over here. Yeah, people are all right shoot shoot the cars
09:36 Oh
09:38 Ladies that guy's one
09:50 He's doing up here I just over 76 guys come back to you I got a good comes he's dead
09:55 Yeah, I'll get him. I got two more. I'm just dead
09:58 I won
10:01 I'm switching my arm turning around week 70 cracks
10:03 I
10:05 Swear dude, it's almost like this game is fun when the vehicles are all destroyed and you have to fight with guns fight
10:13 My game is going to be soon
10:15 I spoke way too soon. You need to get out of there and get a car
10:30 Like no, I okay someone's by our old one I think
10:35 He's dead he's either in this bush or there's no right
10:39 30 I want to keep shooting
10:43 I'll talk about the blow we gotta get out
10:48 Mother doesn't I don't
10:52 I
10:54 Prayed
11:03 You get I can be rest if you want to come down and revive me
11:12 They come they come
11:17 Absolutely laser did
11:22 I
11:24 Kill this teammate. I don't know where the first guy who was weak, but I think he's like over here
11:31 Yeah, he goes running away like this guy the coin. Oh
11:34 Man, it's a little different the upgrade bench. I've never even seen it. Come look at it. It's very weird
11:40 Hmm I need actually get a gun that I can mod I
11:45 Mean it's not terrible. I like it a little bit cleaner
11:51 He just ripped it and I just went down. Oh, you're if did the vehicle just come up top
11:55 We need to hit this riff right here and we got to go in the zone. Actually. No, I lied get in the vehicle
12:00 What am I thinking?
12:02 Sam I fried that car
12:09 Now I'm hitting those
12:13 Just really just relax. I'm just I found you some extra damage on them. You imagine by the way how stupid how
12:20 Stupid this these got these these cars are gonna be in solo build mode
12:24 Welcome
12:37 That actually gets me one shot. Give me Jimmy Jimmy Jimmy Jimmy. He's right here one shot right here right here
12:43 Very weak and other guys on you now also weak to be also we just shoot him
12:47 Just turn around and shoot him after we load my shotgun. Do I have no ammo? See it shop?
12:50 He left. Oh my god, just run as far as you can. Don't stop get up top the stairs
12:55 Let's go here
12:58 Pop out of here right here. Oh, okay
13:04 There's just two of the legendary vehicles chasing one another
13:17 Got one
13:19 Maybe nice
13:27 Oh, that's so funny
13:36 He's dead
13:41 Here comes our
13:45 Here comes our here
13:47 I'd really get a with this a earlier and I'm missing every shot right now
13:52 I'm so glad I got one kill. Let's go, baby
14:00 *Outro*
14:02 *Outro*
14:04 (upbeat music)