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00:40 BFFs new episode Josh can't make it today. So we have moves in Kelly
00:47 filling in
00:50 We're excited
00:52 Our newest parcel employee, I think I think you're the newest. Oh, I think so. I did proud
00:57 Are you like nervous right now or what? I'm like a little nervous, but not I'm like, I'm more excited
01:04 We're just gonna have a nice little talk. We have a little convo about what we got on the sheet
01:08 She said met a lot of people. They're all like smelly. She shakes her head. She goes I don't read
01:12 I'm like, I promise I don't actually smell that's not where I got my name
01:15 Is that what people call you? Like I know it's smelly but like our people saying literally smelly verse Kelly in the yeah
01:22 Yeah, that's not like the gyms. They all call me smelly
01:26 Gotcha. Yeah. All right. Well for those who don't know moves has been with us now for a while
01:32 You guys graduate your graduates you already
01:36 We walked that we got that degree. So I called
01:41 moves and moves and I
01:44 Don't talk that often. So like I don't know once every couple months or something
01:48 Maybe we'll have a recent talk, but I knew she was graduating and I'm like, what is the deal with your sidekick there?
01:55 Kelly very
01:58 kind of like
02:00 Bri O'Malley in a way like we found moves. It's like, all right
02:05 Well, I shouldn't say that because O'Malley I don't even know where she came from. I was not aware of that O'Malley
02:10 It was kind of the same she was O'Malley. Yes. She was so I didn't know that. Yeah
02:16 I just kept bringing her on my podcast until someone would hire her God because she just kind of showed up in New York
02:22 Yeah, we moved to New York together. I was like moved to New York with me and they went to college together to like
02:28 Kelly, you know, I'm like, I'm gonna meet O'Malley. Yeah. Yeah
02:30 So is O'Malley in the office today? I think she's coming in there you guys record after this we record after this. Yeah
02:37 Yeah, got it. So yeah, so
02:39 We're I was paying attention what moves it and blowing up and then Kelly appears in all the videos
02:45 So I reached out to moves like what is Kelly like doing? Like what's her plan?
02:50 Is she in this world or like what what is she up to? What was it a nurse or teacher teacher?
02:56 Yeah, I was gonna be with the youth of this generation
03:00 I was gonna be in front of a bunch of kids and now we're switching the audience a little bit like a 180
03:07 Yeah, so I called moves and like, you know, it she seems like a good fit
03:11 It worked with Bri and O'Malley. You need someone else like what she want to go in this world
03:15 I called up talk to smelly Kelly whatever and you were like ready to go. Yeah. Yeah, I'm in let's do it
03:22 So in the blink of an eye, you're now in the concept
03:25 I'm always curious. Did you like talk to your parents? You're like, oh, you know the thing I'm going to school for like that's just
03:36 Yeah
03:37 I literally told them I was like, yes. So like I know these past four years I've been
03:42 studying education and going into student teaching in Poughkeepsie, but actually I've decided to make a quick little career change and
03:50 I'm gonna go to Barstow and they're like
03:52 Whatever floats your boat girl, whatever makes you happy at the end of the day and I'm like, alright, we're doing it
03:58 Our parents like talk to each other and they're like, they were so excited. It's gonna be good
04:03 Parcels great and they were totally bought in it was awesome
04:06 I remember getting off the phone with Dave and was like Kelly it was about you
04:10 Yeah, they're like is she okay I'm like Kelly, uh, they want you to force
04:16 It was so fun. I was like
04:19 Yeah, exactly that
04:22 I don't I dropped out. Yeah, once you go in this world, it's like you don't go back
04:30 You don't like you of all what they're gonna do. She's gonna go be like a teacher. Yes
04:36 I have my teaching degree by the way. Oh, let's go
04:38 Professor
04:46 Because there's not much risk like in my mind moves is blown up so much
04:52 Kelly's with her it
04:55 You guys will be successful. So I didn't think it was much. It's just what you want to do with your life
04:59 Yeah, when you said that to me, I was like lock know if it's coming from Dave that there's no risk. I'm locked in
05:05 Yeah
05:09 Yeah, it's an interesting world so since you've been on last time moves we get the stats here we had you in September to
05:16 2023 your tick talks like 7x of what it is. I actually gave you a huge compliment on call her daddy and we have a
05:25 theory
05:27 That why it was cut out. Oh, really?
05:30 I've seen theories about that and I was I we watched it
05:35 We sat down on our porch and watch it and I didn't hear the shout-out obviously
05:39 But we saw it was cut and really else was cut Wow
05:43 I kind of rubbed her face in it that she didn't know who you were. Oh, yeah
05:51 I was like what I don't even know us the hell. Okay. Well, however your name came out
05:56 Female stars that we have you know, we got up in her. Oh, yeah, so we were going through the history
06:01 It's like yeah
06:01 We've had all the way from Jenna Marbles to you Alex and then Brianna and then we got Rhea France like and we have the next
06:08 One moves and she didn't know it wasn't like see you don't have your like you don't know what's going on
06:14 You're like you've lost here if you don't know she is for unwell network. You're not like paying attention
06:19 It's gone
06:22 Like that's tea that's tea. Yeah, which makes me think she's like well
06:26 Austin's theory is like they were gonna try to snipe you and they didn't want it out there
06:30 Like they didn't know who you were till I was like, hey, she's the next one
06:35 So, you know, that's just I mean a little barstool inside theory
06:38 Well, have you seen all the theories being like call her daddy not call her daddy unwell network is gonna steal moves for us
06:45 Yeah, he told me about that after yeah
06:48 I'm gonna call this right now because I don't think anybody else has said this I think
06:51 Alex Cooper is gonna try and steal movie from a barstool or she already has that girl is popping off. She just graduated
06:59 She's hot. She's cool. She's funny
07:00 She's gonna be the next Alex Cooper and Alex Cooper wants her on her unwell network her barstool
07:06 2.0 is what Dave calls it and I wouldn't put it past her to like offer her double what Dave is offering her just to
07:12 Steal her but I feel like there could be a bidding war in this and this is a good thing for movie
07:16 She's incredible. She creates amazing content. Like she reminds me of myself when I was in college like she what was that?
07:22 And there's gonna be a bidding war a bidding war yeah, that's great that's good for moves news flash
07:29 She didn't know who you were
07:31 Strange that it was cut out. So like our theory was like the second I said it
07:38 She's like looking and then said oh she is popping off, but you're more powerful. I'm not worried about that. Anyways
07:43 Yeah, you have gone crazy since last time you were on it
07:47 crazy, what
07:50 Yeah, I don't even I couldn't if you would have told me where I am now and I first started I would be like wow
07:56 Even coming back here. It's crazy predicted it. I mean
08:00 You did he was one of my first calls like what do you think it moves like what is the deal here?
08:06 She's like, yeah, I think you actually like she's next
08:09 You should I said she's the next Alex Earl hire her immediately. Oh my god, you're not there's no I
08:15 Met in college. I told Dave I was like, she's so lovable and she's in college and Alex is out of college now
08:22 It's like everyone wants to cling to something and you're so likable and relatable
08:25 I thought like prediction wise like going up. I thought she was gonna be like Alex Earl
08:30 I was right see for the content wise those two don't seem similar to one said
08:35 I
08:37 Like to get ready just like that yeah
08:42 So what is it? Like if I see this picture, I still can't believe this all started with Jack Mack, which is like
08:50 Yeah, she just went Jack right he was like laying on the couch I was like cool hey Jack
09:00 So what is the last year been like I mean it seems what I've tried to describe this
09:06 I've seen a couple videos with you moves where you like walked into is it another class at Marist and everyone's like psyched
09:13 I see you it was a sorority
09:15 So I have a friend who is in a sorority and she would they do like baskets where they give them to their littles and all
09:22 The seven she wanted me to give a basket to like her little chicken Caesar salad
09:26 Yeah, some big basket and I had no clue. It was gonna be a reaction like that was like, hopefully they know we have this video
09:33 Can we get this video? This is crazy? Yeah, is it Maris kind of small?
09:39 Yeah, doesn't everyone kind of know each other. It was almost like you didn't go to school
09:43 I know like kind of but there's like kind of a split like
09:47 We're like we like don't really do a lot of things with like the sororities or fraternities
09:53 So like and those were like a lot of underclassmen all freshmen
09:56 Yeah, and like when we'd walk into like underclassmen bars, like there would be girls like shaking like you guys
10:03 Yeah
10:05 No, we just walk into a place where the young here's a video. Yeah, this is crazy. I
10:17 Can't hear it. I
10:21 Can't hear it
10:23 Wait, we need sound I
10:25 Guess you can tell by the face
10:28 That's how they're all screaming. They're like this. Oh
10:30 Yeah, yeah, this is crazy to me
10:34 This is when I saw it and this actually may have been like what is going on here because obviously
10:38 People are freaking out at your own school. And again, we've been embarrassed
10:42 I don't know if you guys know that we used to go to Maris through like a blackout or a million times
10:47 I never know. I'm a really what I never knew that
10:51 I
10:52 Think we've done concerts at
10:54 Maris 15 times like back in the day like we go all the time. It was a huge party school for us
11:00 So yeah, how is that back to the original question being a celebrity on campus? Like what what?
11:06 It seems like everyone likes you. Yeah, get no jealousy, which is crazy. Yeah, it's been a great and awesome and definitely
11:13 The more recent I've been blowing up the more I've been we're sitting on our porch and cars are just flying by
11:20 Like sit on it
11:22 Taking videos or like little girls. She's like I'm here with my best friend. I'm an eighth grader shaky. I'm like guys, it's okay
11:33 It's not she in the lacrosse world to like there wasn't a team that we played though. Didn't know who I was
11:38 I think they had some of like the biggest gyms on the team like we would be playing another team and like win or lose
11:43 Like they would run over after the game like before we'd go in the locker room
11:47 Like we would lose a lot. So half the time I'm like
11:50 Thanks for being me Jim, but better or the gyms are like good game like sorry couldn't pull out the win
11:57 They don't even care. They're like you just want to see you running around with your stick like they don't care
12:01 I've never seen the woman's across game ever. But yeah, what what sit on it? I know that
12:07 It's literally
12:09 started from the Steve Harvey clip where he's like
12:14 Name one thing your girlfriend would like to do to your face and this girl's like sit on it Steve
12:18 Yeah, but do it do it in the Steve Harvey impression
12:21 Yeah, she's so good at doing the impression that's why like we were just dying laughing the living room like
12:28 And then everyone like blows up and then we basically we had a stump in our yard for a really long time
12:36 And I just stood on a stump and just kept saying sit on we actually went back and tried to find the first ever
12:41 Yeah video with the stump. It was in the fall. Yeah, like do as well
12:44 Then I stood on some said sit on it and yeah
12:48 Which is just feel one
12:51 That was crazy all the same people like you're mentioned I go and look he's talking about his chicken. Yeah
13:00 He can be really clipped in it. God just smell that chicken Caesar
13:04 Yeah, I bet some secondhand Caesar would be
13:10 Also, I was getting ready to get mad
13:12 not mad, but
13:15 Because I just we work with just salad like I just filmed like a commercial at just salad met the owner
13:22 Yeah, he's like we work with movie. We love movie and then
13:25 Sweet green stole your sound so I know
13:28 Which I guess is legal like anybody can do it. You can steal sound and
13:33 Lastly before you just go into this hot topics and talk about it
13:36 the fucking Patriot
13:39 I know
13:41 You're not a Patriot fan you're not from doing no not at all
13:45 And I literally was like, thanks Patriots. Hey movie. Look at the new
13:50 I was it was like Patriots tag in a video and it was this whole thing. It was amazing
13:55 I was I know it was a production. Yeah, where'd they get this stuff like that had to take some work
14:01 Yeah
14:03 I
14:05 So something happened in the last like month or something
14:15 I was gonna say is it the Poughkeepsie video that like blew it blew you over?
14:19 Yeah
14:20 Yeah
14:20 Kipsey one which is crazy because it took two seconds Kelly was recording it in the bathroom like and we had a game that day
14:27 And I was just I was just like we were like stand on the roof and like see if we can do something
14:32 And then I that song Chicago when I'm back in Chicago was like viral and I was like when I'm back at Poughkeepsie
14:40 I feel it because I do it's a college our college town. We played lacrosse game. I came back to my phone
14:46 I was like Kelly. This is blowing. Yeah, I think it has like 20 million views before that
14:51 Like we literally just got her balloons for like hitting
14:54 200,000 and then all of a sudden it was like the next week. We're at like
14:59 400 and 500 I'm like we can't keep getting so many balloons
15:03 so
15:05 When we talk to both of you guys and this is kind of how we roll people at this gonna be like the secret sauce
15:11 How bar still works? We don't tell anybody what to do. So it's like what are you guys doing? Um,
15:15 Have you do you know what you're doing yet?
15:18 Like like what's your move like you're out of college now. You're both like full-time barstool employees. Yeah here
15:26 We're gonna move to New York not yet. July 1st is when I'm gonna move in with my sister
15:31 Kelly's gonna keep commuting. We're gonna hang out with the where do you live? I live on Long Island. Okay
15:38 Yeah, so it's like it's like a 30 30 minute. Yeah, I'm like, I'll stay humble this first year
15:43 Get on my feet
15:46 And we're just gonna create content whether it's traveling doing places the beauty of some things in the works
15:51 We can go outside and get a stump and stand on in and do something and just explore together
15:56 I'm like, I wonder what the next phrase is. That's the only thing we're always like what's the next bit but it just happens and something
16:02 appears
16:02 Kelly started to tick tock. Yeah, so we're working on
16:05 I literally had one and like because I had like my own like personal one and like I'd posted some things from there from high
16:19 school and I was like I'm gonna do is like a clean slate and then I got a new one and like posted on it for
16:24 Two days and it got banned like right away
16:26 It's for like it said like I was like 13 or something and I was trying to appeal it and I'm like I just
16:32 Started like and I couldn't get it appealed. So I just started a new one like
16:35 The end of this
16:38 It's great. I also like that. Yeah, we gotta get that. What is
16:47 It's smelly Kelly with all ones
16:50 Wait, what it's smelly Kelly with all ones like the elves like the elves are one. Sorry. Yeah
16:58 Yeah, you know good gotta be a little quirky. Gotta be a little quirky. Yeah. Also I liked when I originally was talking
17:05 To moves about Kelly and you were actually moves you're like she's which is very sweet
17:11 You're like she's the one who was always kind of like no we have to do that again
17:15 That has to be like better which is super cool when it's like your profile at the time
17:20 Not hers that she was kind of just blowing up. Yeah, that was kind of sweet like a way to keep it
17:25 Look at that profile picture. Well, that was me sleeping before I got to the office and even the thing proud right-hand man
17:36 yeah, exactly because that's what it was like that whole time like I
17:40 Never like it was never like I was never like chasing the dream down with her
17:44 Like I was just we were just having fun
17:46 Like it was just fun and like I just wanted her to find success and like it was almost like not like an addiction
17:52 But it was like exciting like when she kept growing to be like, okay
17:55 Like now let's maybe like add this in so like she gets even more views like it was like we're like chasing it
18:00 We started like she started adopting my same mind. It's like I see we're seeing a salad something a quick video
18:05 Let's post it and then we'd like or at graduation
18:07 We got up on stage after and film like two videos. We were like we need this we're like way to clock it
18:11 I'm really clocked in today
18:13 Yeah, it's a grind putting on like the creator grind mind
18:17 It's like it almost can be bad at times because everything you do you like Oh content. Yeah, but we're glad we have both you guys
18:24 So welcome
18:26 Thank you. And hopefully you both keep growing go follow
18:29 Yeah
18:33 Yeah, she doesn't stink I don't actually smell but it's alright
18:37 Yes, what took you so long, but you hear me the entire show
18:46 Yeah, just better quality was closer
18:49 Yeah, I didn't realize it must have been moved. Fuck. All right
18:53 All right good it was far away
18:58 Now we'll just go through headlines the same way that we usually do it. So you guys chime in whenever you want starting
19:05 Diddy all over the place is crazy. Did he like assaulting Cassie in a hotel footage?
19:10 Terrifying I don't oh did he's a scumbag obviously that's beyond it. How is this footage?
19:18 Available, like how is this in the hotel?
19:22 Because he well he paid them fifty thousand dollars to like get rid of it before but I don't know how it's coming out
19:28 Now like six years later and Brie we've always talked about totally different where everyone's like, oh, he's the worst
19:35 You'll never be back. He'll never do it
19:37 Well, like Chris Brown beat the shit out of Rihanna and like he's just out in the street like being a normal human
19:42 so I don't know how anyone recovers from any of this but
19:46 Who knows? Yeah
19:54 100% his daughters - right? Yeah, like okay
19:57 Yeah, like a new wife and he posts all on Instagram like the truth is coming. The truth is coming
20:02 Why would you post the truth is coming when you know that video exists?
20:06 He clearly didn't think it was gonna go out and he apologizes. He's denied it about a million times. So yeah
20:12 All right, this one's good for the roundtable of women that we have here Harrison Butkert's college commencement speak goes viral
20:23 He spoke at Bennett Bennett Dick Dean College has gone viral for NFL kicker pollering takes abortion kovat LG
20:30 BTQ community women and more most viral part of his comments about women who he said have told diabolical lies about
20:37 Their professional careers suggesting motherhood will be when the women are most fulfilled essentially long and short of it, right?
20:44 He thinks that women should just be in the kitchen. Am I right about that?
20:47 He thinks all women will be fulfilled by being mothers and wives instead of going to college getting degrees and stuff
20:54 and I think people are like not understanding why women are mad like
20:58 Women aren't mad that he thinks being like a homemaker is a beautiful thing
21:02 I think no, I know women are mad because it's the assumption
21:05 He just assumes like all women want that path and being a mom
21:09 Doing that thing where it's just like it's he's the diabolical one being lied to like dude
21:13 You're fucking an idiot and also I can't I can't even what this how do you guys see those Instagram pictures?
21:19 Oh, no, I haven't but I'm already scared. I'm just like I think the whole thing is - it's like you mean whatever have your own
21:26 Opinion but like these women just worked their butts off for four years to earn this degree
21:32 And now you're just like telling them that it wasn't for Oh God
21:36 Significant which is like yeah, exactly at their college graduation. Yeah
21:40 Like women who are graduating right in front of him. He's dressed an awful fancy for a kicker. That's for sure
21:46 What a little my no drip no drip
21:49 His beard looks like AI generated a little hold on. He looks like a villain. Yeah, I'll clean happy pride month
21:57 He has trip
22:00 No drip, no drip, dude. You can't you could have drip if you like he has no no like
22:07 Swag to him like he can't hold on if this was a different guy. Yeah
22:12 Wearing does he ever wear one button see more no, he's dressed. Well, all right
22:23 You're just
22:28 No, Dave, you would look good in that because you don't look like a dweeb door. Yeah, right
22:32 But that is clothes that fashion sense is pretty good
22:36 He's got a variety there a lot of different suits. I'm saying thank God. I'm seeing never rewear those game. Yes
22:42 Yeah, he looks like like the the cars behind him in the jet engine right behind his face looks a little
22:49 Well, he's coming he's doing it well, I think when he gets to the game but listen, I
22:54 He is a stylish guy whether he's pulling off. You can't do anything about your face
23:02 Poor guy. Yeah, he's a stylish guy that you're just you're big grunt
23:06 You're holding a grudge because you don't like him, but he dressed. Well
23:10 Wait, what do you guys don't think he dressed? Well
23:13 Like he looks fancy like he's got a lot of suits in that collection
23:18 Yeah, you don't like them but
23:28 What's weird here is according to our notes his mom works in the Department of radiation oncology at Emory University School of Medicine
23:35 Specializes in some word I can't pronounce and gamma. So her his mother is like a brilliant woman
23:41 It appears so his mom didn't go to his games growing up enough and he's like got mommy issues and he's like
23:46 I miss my mommy all women should stay home and take care of everybody because his mom was a badass deep-rooted drama
23:52 He's gotta go to therapy figured him out
23:55 Well, yeah, we just figured that one out a minute, but he does dress. Well, JLo Ben Affleck sparked divorce rumors
24:02 I saw that
24:05 Like we just watched Good Will Hunting
24:07 Like for the first time no
24:11 But yeah, Ben looks a lot. I mean he just grew up. He also has a ridiculous back tattoo like ridiculous
24:19 I think I feel like during the roast of Tom Brady. We could tell that something was going on
24:24 Yeah, he got roasted for his roast. He's horrible. And that's a great segue Bree because the next one Tom Brady regrets the roast
24:29 No shit. I love Tom Brady. I don't think you can do what he what he did which is play both sides
24:37 like he's like, oh I
24:39 Regret how it affected my kids and Giselle was complaining about it. Like what did you think was gonna happen? You you you can't
24:47 Agree to a roast get roasted. Everyone said it was a great roast
24:52 It was and then be like, oh I regret it
24:54 I gotta be it's like he wants the the flowers of being a great dad and caring about
24:59 How it affected his kids, but you had to know that was happening. Yeah. Yeah, I agree
25:04 You gotta be all-in or all-out
25:06 Yeah. Uh, oh
25:09 Michael Rubin sent out his white party invitations. I did not get one. They come
25:14 Well, I'm out. We know. Oh, yeah, what you double-birded him last year
25:19 Yeah, I double-birded him and said I will never go there customized one-of-one art pieces by George Kondo
25:26 People like Mike Rubin when he's one of the all-time try-hards, he's just a try-hard like there's certain people like oh you're a try-hard
25:34 He's a try-hard. He's a very successful try-hard way more successful than I am, but he's a fucking try-hard
25:41 And these invitations are try-hards like who fucking cares?
25:46 That one on the right. Yeah, I'm like a base hand painted
25:49 Yeah, they're they're one-on-one art pieces by George Kondo Wow
25:54 That's right there. Yeah, I'd rather hang out with my friends
26:00 UK sexiest men lists go viral UK's annual sexiest men alive conducted by UK dating site
26:08 Comparable to Ashley Madison had a portion of their ranks ranked celebrities on their sexiness results have gone viral
26:15 TV
26:17 What TV presenter Jeremy Clarkson the guy on the left
26:21 Tom Holland
26:24 What what he's paying he's paying somebody
26:28 I mean Prince Williams
26:30 Gross, that's crazy. Yeah, that's I'm like out of this lineup. I'm looking at right here of the picture wise Tom
26:37 I'm the only one that's really catching the eye
26:39 It's just the guy in the right's not horrible looking a little older. Yeah, I
26:43 Look like it looks like a soccer
26:46 Amusement park exposes Zandra Paul Zandra Paul
26:52 Maybe joining Taylor Swift as Kansas City's wag after a Kansas City amusement park hard launch her with Luis Reese Zammett on their social media
26:59 Good for her. He seems like a good-looking dude. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I've no idea
27:04 She's been killing
27:07 What do you mean killing it? No, she she oh, I think she's just like hanging out though
27:13 I don't think she wants anything serious. She came on plan B last week. It was like I have been in a relationship for like
27:19 Six years. I'm trying to fuck I
27:21 Was wondering how you had that inside information. I was like, what do you mean? Well that explains it. Okay, I
27:27 Bet she'd date this guy this guy's look at this fucking guy
27:31 Yeah, it's like Prince charming. Yeah. Yeah Noah and Tess Iris makeup
27:36 It seems Noah Tess Iris may have made amends after alleged love alleged love triangle with tissues now husband Dominic Purcell
27:43 Noah posted an Instagram stories from Mother's Day and her mom's birthday. Very good. Happy
27:47 Yes, let's go Cyrus's
27:51 Linda Barker got his Charlie DeMaio tattoo covered. Well, that makes sense. Yeah. Yeah, I mean
27:58 You called this Dave when we talked about this that he'd have to get it covered
28:05 Yeah, I think we made predictions on how he would get it covered if you like he just closed the eye or something
28:11 And I patch. Yeah
28:13 Bryce Hall snaps at streamer while losing in blackjack. I saw this video. Do you see this break? No, I have not
28:24 Yeah, wasn't good. Look for Bryce. Here it is. We can show it
28:28 Yeah, no
28:30 Are you gonna talk shit while I'm playing money that you've never seen in your life you can only imagine gambling $50,000
28:37 Ah $50,000 in a year. He makes in a month
28:40 That's not true. Hey
28:43 No, no, you're not
28:51 So
28:53 Here's what happened, you know how like you troll with like the lady that's like sitting there, you know, I got damn it
29:01 Come on, we don't need him. It was like Oh big baby through a tantrum big baby
29:06 he apologized for it after being like I was drunk and losing money, but I
29:11 Mean, you are what you are
29:14 Which kind of
29:17 Where does
29:19 Where does moves and Kelly fit in right? Like where do you guys fit in in the influence?
29:24 So like you're not like the world's change
29:27 I guess like the Bryce and Josh and they all kind of in
29:30 Charlie they all came out of the same kind of bubble if that makes any sense
29:34 Like who are the new people like what like where would you put you to go?
29:40 And I don't know that you guys remind me of anybody else yeah
29:46 Well, that's my mom always like my mom's in listening to BFS. It's just so funny
29:49 She's like and Josh, you know
29:51 He's been going since 16 and like she doesn't understand the musically and all that the Hype House era
29:56 Yeah
29:58 Because that was a whole different time or like team 10 if you want to go back to Logan Paul and Jake Paul and them
30:03 But yeah, like we're in college and we played a sport and now we're here like it's I don't know who's really kind of
30:09 There's obviously people out there. I I don't know. I don't I don't think we're like in the same area
30:16 obviously at all as like
30:18 Like a terry yummy or like like very different from all of that. Yeah, I actually think you guys
30:25 I'm not just saying it because here I think you're almost like a dead dead on hit for like us like the
30:31 Sentimentalities of it is very like bar stoolie. Yeah
30:34 For whatever. I don't know why I think that but like kind of very raw and real and kind of unscripted
30:40 No idea what you're doing, but but at the same time kind of know
30:45 Yeah
30:47 Are you do you have any plans to go to Chicago at all you should do that?
30:50 Yeah, we just talked we had a meeting with Chuck because Hannah the intern over there and that comes up Chuck
30:56 Nassau yeah, Nassau. Well, like what are you fucking me?
31:00 I was like talking Chuck. I was yeah, I was talking to Rob about this keeps falling on me about
31:12 The cheese it tour in the fall that which I'm excited about Kelly and I are gonna create some ideas
31:17 Maybe a wheel of cheese instead of a stump. Yeah anyways
31:19 And then I was got to miss calls from Chuck and then I'm like, what am I supposed to be on?
31:24 I was meeting with the content in turn over in Chicago and like giving her advice Hannah Hannah who's great and
31:30 I forget where I was going with Chuck, but we what was I saying?
31:38 He was like, oh we're planning on having you guys out here for the Olympic Games or something over there
31:43 Kelly and I are gonna start training. I'm gonna start training. I take that seriously, but we'll go out there for sure
31:48 I want to do that throw gate. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Are you guys big drinkers? I
31:53 Mean, yeah
31:56 You know, I'll be funny
31:59 No, I don't know if I can make it happen. You guys at the beer Olympics would be funny. Oh my god
32:04 Like damn my god. Oh the crazy beer Olympics with yes
32:07 So the boss some of the boys guys
32:11 Yeah, do like a big event in Vegas all NFL guys our guys go but like country singers
32:19 It's a big you guys
32:21 Let's see if I can pull either one
32:22 I'm not going you guys would fit better than me maybe and you should have an advantage come out of college because they're all like
32:28 Old yeah, what is it? Just a bunch of beer games. It's beer Olympics
32:33 What it sounds we did that's what we do every week and we're like a worse
32:36 Great duo in those situations to like die partner beer pong
32:40 Let's see if I can't pull some strings to get a late entry into the beer Olympics. I'll be very good
32:45 Okay, Matt Damon missed out on 250 million bucks clip of Matt Damon talking about turn on lead role James Cameron avatar
32:52 All right, who cares the guys better trillion money. Yeah, but
32:58 That would just be sick to be be the main guy in Avatar those movies are so sick
33:03 Yeah, you go down in history like the highest grossing movie ever. He's already in history. He's the boy is Jason Bourne
33:10 He's they were watching
33:12 Maybe he doesn't want any Jason Bourne
33:16 Yeah, that's sick. I mean, that's pretty sick
33:20 I wonder if he doesn't want to go through all that don't they have to wear a lot of stuff and go under
33:24 It took like five years to film the movie. Yeah. Yeah
33:27 I'm commitment commitment. Yeah, so I got too much on the block
33:31 Yeah, he said he's in post-production in the born out to main him
33:34 Chet Hanks explains Drake verse Kendrick Lamar to his dad Chet Hanks
33:39 Shared screenshots with text with his dad Tom Hanks after asking Chet to explain what was going on with the feud
33:44 Some people are comparing this debris and Josh with Dave. I is Chet Hanks back. Wasn't he like
33:49 Off the reservation at one point like crazy. Is he back in knocking along with his parents? It's good to see
33:56 I think he's so back. Yeah good. I don't know if it's the same dynamic
34:00 Are you guys are you guys in this rap battle? Oh the Kendrick Lamar? Yeah. Yeah
34:06 I like to watch it and see see what goes on. I listen to
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35:14 Did you figure out the passion pits on? Yeah, do you know this?
35:20 Yes, yes, yes, I knew they had one huge one I knew I I knew it brain right
35:27 What is this Chrissy Teigen John legend kick people out of a photo booth? Oh
35:31 People think it was fake is there a video of it? Yes. Can we watch it? Yes. All right. Let's clock it. See if it's fake
35:42 Well, I think it's fake wait why I think that's real me too one woman in the video said it was fake I think it's fake
35:49 (audience laughs)
35:52 - Well, I think it's fake.
36:08 - Wait, why?
36:09 I think that's real.
36:10 - Me too.
36:11 - One woman in the video is known
36:12 to make staged satirical content
36:14 and has other similar videos about celebrities ignoring her.
36:17 Another one, the video posed with the picture
36:19 of John Legend after the event.
36:20 And who goes into a picture booth when people are in it?
36:23 - But they did go in.
36:24 I don't think they would sign up to be in that video.
36:27 - No?
36:28 - I don't know.
36:29 I think like, they were just like,
36:30 you guys were in here long enough, can we squeeze in?
36:33 - Okay.
36:33 - Yeah.
36:34 - It's not the end of the world either way.
36:35 This is your girl, SZA reacts
36:36 to Apple Music's best albums of all time list.
36:39 Apple Music has been counting down the top 100.
36:42 I've done this before.
36:43 The top 100 albums of all time
36:45 have yet to reveal a full list.
36:46 However, SZA calls it disrespectful
36:48 that her album SOS was ranked
36:50 the 72nd best album of all time.
36:52 It's unclear if the SZA knew this list was of all time.
36:56 - I was gonna say, all time is sick.
36:58 - Yeah.
36:59 - Yeah.
37:00 - Even that's, yeah.
37:00 - Well, what could she think the album is for?
37:02 - Maybe like of the year?
37:04 - Yeah, like maybe she thought it was like
37:05 the best 100 albums this past year
37:07 over like in more recent years, but of all time, 72.
37:11 - I love that album.
37:11 - Yeah.
37:12 - So good.
37:13 - Me too.
37:14 - It's a go-to.
37:15 - It's the best.
37:16 - Do we have the list?
37:17 - Yeah.
37:18 - They're not done with it yet.
37:19 - Oh, they just, they're counting down.
37:21 Okay, that's kind of cool.
37:22 I wonder what number one's gonna be.
37:23 What do you guys think?
37:24 - Lady Gaga, "Poker Face."
37:25 - Of all time?
37:26 - Maybe.
37:27 - Of all time.
37:28 I was gonna say, I was going back to like the old bands.
37:30 - Yeah, me too.
37:31 - I was thinking of like,
37:32 - Go look at the list of songs on "Poker Face."
37:34 I think it's "Poker Face."
37:35 - Queen?
37:36 - Queen?
37:37 - "Poker Face."
37:37 - Queen has a good one, I think.
37:38 - Yeah.
37:39 - But like "Bohemian Rhapsody," but go, here, I'll,
37:42 I don't have my phone.
37:43 - What about like the Beatles or something?
37:45 - Yeah, "Rolling Stones."
37:46 - I'm not a Beatles guy.
37:47 - Me either, but isn't everyone else in the world?
37:49 - Probably like Taylor.
37:50 - Oh yeah.
37:51 - Oh, Taylor, definitely.
37:52 - It's up there.
37:53 - She has, she's like,
37:54 - I'm like, which one?
37:54 Like three of them probably?
37:55 - "1989" is really good.
37:57 - Yeah, "Red."
37:58 - "Red," love "Red."
37:59 - Yeah, "Poker Face" album.
38:02 I'm gonna read these songs.
38:05 - Okay, let's see if we know 'em.
38:07 - You're gonna know them all?
38:08 - All.
38:10 - Wait, is the album?
38:11 - It's like "Bad Romance."
38:12 - Yeah, that's why I was gonna say "Bad Romance."
38:14 - "The Fame," that's it?
38:17 All right.
38:17 - All right, hit us.
38:18 - All right, "Just Dance."
38:20 - Oh yeah.
38:20 - Yep.
38:21 - "Love Game."
38:22 - Yeah.
38:23 - Oh, good one.
38:24 - "Paparazzi."
38:25 - Classic.
38:25 - Classic.
38:26 - "Poker Face."
38:27 - Wow, banger.
38:28 - ♪ Pa, pa, pa ♪
38:31 (laughing)
38:32 - Thought there was actually more on this one.
38:34 - Well, those are like huge hits though,
38:36 off the bat, five of 'em?
38:37 - Yeah, one, two, three, four.
38:41 I thought like "Born This Way" was on this too.
38:44 - That's a good one.
38:45 - That album is--
38:45 - "Bad Romance."
38:47 - Yeah, I thought they were all on this.
38:49 - Is that like "Telephone Era" too?
38:51 Or is that a different--
38:51 - I thought, I must have it confused.
38:53 I don't know what, whatever.
38:56 I just want, we did this game way back in the day.
38:59 What?
39:00 The album, "The Fame."
39:02 Whatever, I'm not gonna get distracted.
39:03 "Harry Styles" and "Taylor Russell" split.
39:05 I didn't know they were together.
39:06 - Yeah, I didn't know that either.
39:08 - I did.
39:09 - But I like "Harry Styles."
39:10 - I guess what I heard, or what I saw online,
39:13 is that they broke up because he wanted kids
39:15 and she didn't.
39:17 - Really?
39:17 That's usually the other way, right?
39:19 - Yeah.
39:20 I think she's just thriving right now
39:23 and she's not on the "Harry" butt-licker train,
39:25 so she's like, "I'm gonna keep doing my career."
39:28 - What is she, a singer?
39:29 - She's an actress.
39:31 - Got it.
39:32 Did Benny Blanco embarrass Selena Gomez?
39:34 Fans are saying that Benny Blanco
39:35 is embarrassing Selena Gomez
39:37 because the clips going viral where he admitted
39:38 she made the first move,
39:40 even though they were on a date
39:41 and that he cares more about having kids
39:42 than getting married.
39:43 Is that embarrassing?
39:46 - I don't know.
39:48 - I think it's embarrassing making the first move.
39:50 - No, that's not embarrassing at all.
39:52 - I don't think so.
39:53 - What is Selena making a move on Benny Blanco for?
39:57 - They were seen at a couple basketball games together.
40:00 - I think I'd be a little more embarrassed
40:01 of maybe him sitting crisscross barefoot on TV.
40:06 - Yeah, so true.
40:08 - Him then making the first move.
40:10 - It's kind of a compliment.
40:11 Like he thought no way she would be on a date with him
40:14 'cause I'm not really that good looking.
40:17 - Well, yeah, that's why I'm surprised,
40:19 but whatever floats your boat, that Selena hit on him.
40:22 Former NBA player left his fiancee at the altar.
40:25 Steven Jackson is going viral again for telling a story
40:28 how he dumps his fiancee, Imani Showalter,
40:31 the day of their wedding because she wants to sign a prenup.
40:34 Imani tells a different story,
40:35 says he didn't discuss a prenup
40:37 with his financial planner or lawyer,
40:39 so a prenup wasn't created.
40:40 It's also rumored he hooked up with a bridesmaid
40:42 the night their wedding never was.
40:44 Those are two very different stories.
40:47 - He said, she said moment.
40:48 - He went for the bridesmaid the same night?
40:50 - That's crazy.
40:51 - Those are like two completely different stories.
40:53 - My boy was not in love.
40:55 - No, no, guess not.
40:57 - Zipping across here, I don't know,
40:59 chat AI argument Congress, we don't need any of that.
41:03 - Wait, Dave, have you seen the baby loves the Four Seasons?
41:05 I was gonna say.
41:07 - I skipped over that.
41:08 - No.
41:08 - Have you seen this baby?
41:09 - No.
41:10 - The video.
41:11 - I see baby in the headline and I just skip it.
41:14 Let's see what it is.
41:16 - I have a question for everybody.
41:18 Who wants to go to the Four Seasons Orlando?
41:21 - Me!
41:22 - People are calling it the fully conscious baby
41:28 because he's like, me.
41:29 - I would like to go to the Four Seasons.
41:32 - I thought that was so stupid.
41:33 - The edits that are being made though are so funny.
41:36 - He looks like a little man and then he's like.
41:38 - They have like 6 million likes and they're huge.
41:40 - You guys built that up,
41:42 like I don't know what I was expecting,
41:43 but I couldn't have been less entertained by that.
41:46 I didn't know what was gonna happen,
41:47 but like who fucking cares?
41:50 Baby wants to go, who fucking cares?
41:51 BFF corner, yeah, Bree.
41:55 - Yes.
41:57 - You got in an accident, I saw this, I don't know,
42:00 I guess I don't know what I expect,
42:02 I just saw this online,
42:03 it's like that you flipped your car over or some shit.
42:06 What's going on, Moots?
42:08 - Sorry, I dropped my papers and then Kelly laughed at me.
42:11 - Then, good.
42:12 What happened?
42:15 - I think it was the day before we recorded
42:18 the last BFFs episode.
42:20 We were just like driving side by side
42:23 and there was like too much weight on one side
42:26 and it's like flipped and rolled a bunch of times,
42:29 like down a hill.
42:30 - Wait, what?
42:31 - Yeah.
42:32 - What do you mean there's too much weight?
42:34 Was I not listening?
42:35 In a car?
42:36 - No, it's a side by side.
42:38 So it's like, do you know what a side by side is?
42:41 - Is that like the little go-kart car next to it?
42:44 - No, it's like a, can we pull up,
42:47 Austin, can you show them what a side by side is?
42:48 Like a Polaris?
42:50 - Like an ATV, right?
42:52 - No, Austin, can you just pull up a side by side?
42:57 But it was super, super crazy because like that.
43:00 But it was like a full car one where like,
43:03 it had windshields and windows.
43:05 - Where were you driving this?
43:07 - They all smashed.
43:08 We were in Tennessee, but yesterday-
43:12 - On a road or like in the backwoods?
43:14 - Like on a side of a mountain thing.
43:16 But yesterday, Kid Rock's frigging assistant
43:20 died in a side by side accident.
43:22 - That's so scary.
43:23 - That's horrible.
43:24 I guess-
43:25 - Don't go in side by sides.
43:26 And if you do, wear a seatbelt.
43:27 If we didn't have our seatbelts on,
43:28 we would most likely be like dead or decapitated.
43:31 - Yeah, I mean, I originally thought
43:33 you were on like a highway crash.
43:35 I didn't realize you were in a side by side
43:36 on the side of a mountain in Tennessee.
43:38 So I guess higher risk of like crashing
43:41 in a side by side on the side of a mountain.
43:43 - I'm sorry, Bree, that's scary.
43:44 - That's so scary.
43:45 - Yeah, thanks, but we're fine.
43:46 It was just scary.
43:47 - The internet thinks your last name is Chicken Fry.
43:51 That's not that surprising, I guess.
43:53 - Yeah, well, you guys, moobs and smelly.
43:55 You're never gonna escape the names.
43:57 - Yeah, ever.
43:58 - Let me just tell you now, they're never gonna go away.
44:00 - I don't know that that's what Smelly wants to hear.
44:03 - Yeah.
44:04 - It's never gonna go away.
44:06 - She's like, I guess I'm gonna go with it.
44:09 - And I built a rep for myself there with that one.
44:12 Shot myself in the foot.
44:13 - Smelly.
44:14 - Well.
44:15 - Bree, you drank your dog's puke?
44:18 - Oh yeah.
44:18 It was like a hit after hit after hit.
44:21 - How did that happen?
44:23 - My dog, Boston, she ate a bunch of cat food
44:26 before we left, and every time she eats cat food,
44:28 she pukes, I went into the pet store, come back.
44:31 I'm like, what the fuck?
44:32 I left my drink out in the can, and I take a sip,
44:35 turn around, back seat's covered in puke.
44:37 I go like this, and there was like a string.
44:40 Like, and there was cat food.
44:42 - No.
44:43 - And it was.
44:44 - Oh my God.
44:44 - And I'm the thrower upper.
44:45 I threw up all over the side of the.
44:47 - You're like, no.
44:48 That stuff smells bad.
44:50 - It was Smelly.
44:51 - Yeah.
44:52 - Perfect, Smelly.
44:53 - So Bree and Lana Del Rey are friends now?
44:57 - This was so cool, Bree.
44:59 I was like, wow.
45:00 - Oh, this was pretty epic.
45:03 - How was that time?
45:04 - It was fucking crazy.
45:06 I was like, what is going on?
45:08 - Yeah.
45:09 - Did you ask her like why she is best friends with Taylor,
45:13 and then like, we'll schmooze it up
45:14 with Taylor's enemies a little bit?
45:16 - No, Taylor's not really on my radar.
45:18 - That didn't go well.
45:20 - I would have liked to ask, knowing that.
45:23 Ryan Garcia versus Josh.
45:24 We don't have Josh anymore.
45:25 After BFF episode eight, Ryan Garcia responded,
45:28 telling Josh, tell the truth.
45:29 Fans have been pointing out that Ryan Garcia was married
45:32 when he DMed Gary.
45:33 Don't care, he's not here.
45:34 Miss Peaches, I have her stuff right here.
45:37 I don't know if you guys saw.
45:38 - Yes.
45:39 - She got the bone to the city.
45:40 - What?
45:41 - Oh my God.
45:42 - That's sick.
45:42 - There's a day, Miss Peaches day.
45:44 - Yeah, this is also from the city.
45:45 - Like, she's an icon.
45:48 - May 20th, I don't know if we can see this here.
45:52 May 20th is Miss Peaches day, forever.
45:55 - Wow.
45:56 - I love that.
45:57 - Yeah, icon, she's the moment.
45:59 - She is.
46:00 - She is the moment.
46:01 I may use that clip one time.
46:03 So I mean, it's great that we got
46:05 all these up and coming female stars, but.
46:08 I mean, real ones sitting in this house, just like sleeping.
46:12 What is this guest the meme?
46:16 - Oh, look at her.
46:16 - Oh, perfect.
46:18 - Hi, Miss Peaches.
46:19 - Miss Peaches.
46:20 - I don't even know how, Austin must have just like.
46:23 - Put a camera.
46:23 - Put his camera on.
46:24 - She's so sleepy.
46:26 - She's so comfy.
46:27 - The best.
46:28 - Are you gonna get him?
46:29 - What is this, what?
46:30 - I was gonna say, are you gonna get a Mr.
46:32 - Mr. Berry?
46:35 - There's a chance a brother may come.
46:37 There's a chance.
46:38 - Really?
46:39 - It depends on her.
46:40 If she likes, like if she wants, it won't be me.
46:43 If she wants a sibling, then I'll do it.
46:46 But I gotta see how she racks and handles it.
46:49 It's up to her.
46:50 - Yeah.
46:50 - It's kind of, I feel like it's the best
46:52 when they have a buddy to play with.
46:53 - Yeah.
46:54 - Yeah, and if like you leave alone, yeah.
46:55 - Yeah.
46:56 - Totally.
46:57 - That'd be great.
46:58 - What's guest the meme?
47:00 - So we have a game, it's you and Bree versus those two.
47:03 And there's a bunch of memes over the years.
47:04 - Oh, God.
47:05 - You guys have to guess.
47:06 - I like my weakness.
47:07 - It'll be you, you have to say the name of it
47:09 or explain it, it's pretty self explanatory.
47:11 - Okay.
47:12 - Oh, fuck, I'm nervous.
47:13 - Me too.
47:14 - I got a feeling we're gonna get smoked.
47:15 - I think so too.
47:17 - Oh, that's amazing.
47:19 (laughing)
47:20 - Okay, who can guess the meme?
47:23 - Let's go.
47:23 - We smoked you guys with pictures.
47:25 - Oh, Medina, Medina Azel, Adele Mazina.
47:28 Wait, she said the wrong name, did I say it right?
47:31 Welcome to the stage, Adina Mazel.
47:33 - Yes.
47:34 - Yes.
47:35 - We'll give that.
47:35 - All right, damn.
47:37 - Please welcome the wickedly talented,
47:39 one and only Adele Mazina.
47:42 (laughing)
47:45 - I had no idea.
47:46 - I love that, I love that one.
47:46 - That's great.
47:47 - All right, we'll give one more.
47:48 - Nice, Blake.
47:50 - I'd say she answered the question.
47:53 - The wickedly talented.
47:54 - I'm gonna back at it again, Dan.
47:58 - Oh no.
47:59 - I know.
48:00 - It's not one of these, it's one of those.
48:02 - I don't know this one.
48:05 - Yeah, one of those.
48:06 - Is it, is it, what is it?
48:08 - Oh yes.
48:09 - Wait, wait, wait.
48:11 One of those.
48:12 - Oh, nice.
48:14 - You got that one.
48:16 - One of those.
48:18 - That was great teamwork.
48:20 - That was good, 'cause I was like, is it one of those?
48:22 - No, you said it's not, and I'm like, yeah, it definitely is.
48:25 - You said it's not one of these.
48:27 - We sniffed it out.
48:28 - Wow, I'm like, we gotta stuff it.
48:29 - One of those.
48:32 - Oh my God.
48:33 - Oh.
48:34 - Keep walking, shake that ass down to the mall.
48:36 Strut that ass, strut that ass, strut that ass.
48:39 This is unfair to them, I made Priyanka Joshua.
48:43 - Yeah, I had no idea what this was.
48:44 - Who else is going?
48:48 Who is walking there?
48:52 But who else?
48:54 - I know how bad they are, why don't they just
48:58 walk the gutters?
49:00 It ain't a far walk, it's just 38 miles.
49:04 Why don't you walk the gutters?
49:06 Why don't you walk the gutters?
49:09 - Can you walk the gutters on the motorway?
49:10 - I'll walk, yeah, I can walk the gutters.
49:13 Why don't you walk the gutters?
49:14 - I don't need to walk the gutters.
49:16 - Well, shit, no, you don't.
49:17 You're gonna put everybody else walking the gutters.
49:20 Why don't you just walk the gutters?
49:22 - All right, I'll walk the gutters.
49:23 - All right, let's go.
49:24 - All right, let me do this one time.
49:28 - How about strutting that ass?
49:29 You'll be so goddamn fucking tired
49:31 by the time you get to New Hope,
49:33 you won't be strutting that ass.
49:35 You'll be so goddamn fucking tired
49:38 by the time you get to New Hope
49:39 that you won't be strutting that ass.
49:41 - Strutting that ass.
49:42 - You're not gonna let me watch that whole video?
49:44 It's like my favorite video on the internet.
49:45 - Focus.
49:46 - He always does that.
49:46 - Everybody wants to run, that's good.
49:48 Run, we're gonna fly a walk.
49:51 I'll be right behind them and see how far they can run.
49:54 It's a chauvinistic pig attitude
49:58 that you're gonna do something
49:59 because you work at the arsenal
50:01 and you got a fucking Mercedes Benz
50:04 and you ain't gotta walk every day
50:05 so you're gonna get out and strut that ass,
50:08 strut that ass, strut that ass,
50:10 strut that ass, strut that ass.
50:12 When you start walking, my friend,
50:15 and you get 10, 15 miles on the highway,
50:18 you won't be strutting that ass.
50:20 You'll be half dead by the time you get there.
50:24 So it's a chauvinistic pig attitude
50:27 that Clinton's got.
50:29 Strut that ass, strut that ass,
50:31 strut that ass, strut that ass.
50:33 And when you walk about 15 to 20 miles,
50:37 you won't be strutting that ass.
50:38 - I'm the only one, this is like my favorite video.
50:41 I'm sorry you guys have to watch it.
50:42 I love this guy strutting that ass.
50:44 - That's great.
50:45 - I really like the bend over, scooch back.
50:46 - Yeah, it's a great move.
50:50 - All right, three nothing.
50:51 - Oh, Charlie bit my finger.
50:52 - Charlie bit my finger, yeah.
50:53 - Yeah.
50:54 - I'm like, Charlie.
50:56 - Three, one.
50:57 - Charlie, Charlie bit me.
51:03 - Charlie bit my finger.
51:09 - Charlie.
51:10 - Oh, fucking.
51:12 - Too softish.
51:13 - So softish.
51:14 - Still softish, yeah.
51:16 - Let's go.
51:16 - Three, two.
51:17 - Wait, did they get it?
51:19 - You got that right.
51:20 - You said so softish.
51:23 - Who did?
51:24 - You did, Dave, they said still softish.
51:27 - Damn it.
51:27 - That's one we totally should have got.
51:31 - 100%, three, two.
51:33 Fine, I thought I said it right.
51:34 - Oh, white Vans.
51:36 - Oh, damn Daniel.
51:37 - Oh, I'm like.
51:39 - I got that right, damn Daniel.
51:40 - Yes, definitely.
51:41 - Yeah, four, two.
51:43 - Nice.
51:43 - Damn Daniel.
51:45 - Damn Daniel.
51:46 Damn Daniel.
51:48 Damn Daniel.
51:50 Damn Daniel.
51:51 Damn Daniel.
51:54 Back at it again with the white Vans.
51:56 Damn Daniel.
51:58 - Oh my God.
51:59 - Damn Daniel.
52:00 Damn Daniel.
52:04 Damn Daniel.
52:05 - Oh, love that.
52:08 - Oh, she got punched in the face.
52:09 - Oh, she got punched in the face
52:10 by a guy in New York City.
52:11 - By a guy in New York City.
52:12 - That's so recent.
52:13 - Yeah.
52:15 - Yeah, we wanted to put all types of names on it.
52:17 - Okay, I don't know.
52:18 - This is a meme?
52:20 - It's more like a crime.
52:21 - Yeah.
52:22 - Yeah.
52:23 - I don't know if this is like a meme,
52:25 but whatever, five, two.
52:26 - You guys, I was literally just walking
52:29 and a man came up and punched me in the face.
52:31 - Yeah, she got punched in the face.
52:32 - Oh, Nara Smith cooking.
52:34 - Nara Smith.
52:35 - Nara Smith.
52:35 - Oh, you got it, Kelly, fuck you.
52:37 - This is a meme?
52:38 - Yeah.
52:39 - I don't know that we know what a meme is.
52:41 I don't think this is a meme.
52:43 - I think like people make her kind of a meme
52:45 because like she like will like,
52:47 her kids are like, I want gum.
52:49 And then it takes her like eight hours
52:51 to make them one piece of gum.
52:53 So I guess.
52:54 - Her husband was making face wash the other day
52:55 as they were getting out of it in the kitchen.
52:57 - I refrigerated it for about an hour.
53:00 - I don't even know who that person is.
53:01 She makes everything from scratch?
53:03 - Yeah.
53:04 - Like cinnamon toast crunch cereal she makes from scratch.
53:06 - Pop tart from scratch.
53:08 - This is Cheez-Its from scratch for her kids for a snack.
53:11 - Cheez-It.
53:12 - They never eat anything but that?
53:14 - Yeah.
53:15 - Only, well, that's all she shows.
53:16 - Yeah, and people are like,
53:17 imagine going to your mom and being like,
53:19 I'm really hungry, I want some Cheez-Its,
53:20 but you have to wait like six hours for it to cook.
53:24 - Yeah, wow.
53:25 - And there's no chance there is.
53:26 - All right, five, three.
53:29 - Oh, oh, oh, do you want lemonade?
53:33 - Yeah.
53:34 - That one.
53:34 - For your drink?
53:38 - Lemonade?
53:39 - Yeah.
53:40 - A lemonade, please.
53:41 - A lemonade, all right.
53:42 And then can I also have barbecue sauce?
53:45 - Or do you have like a buffalo sauce?
53:47 - No, Chick-fil-A sauce?
53:50 - No, Chick-fil-A sauce.
53:51 - You want a barbecue sauce?
53:53 - Yes.
53:54 And then you want Chick-fil-A sauce?
53:58 - No.
53:59 - I don't even understand what happened there.
54:04 - Our team would always quote this.
54:06 So funny, no Chick-fil-A?
54:07 - Oh, Tom.
54:11 - Yeah, I know this guy from you, Dave.
54:13 - MySpace Tom.
54:14 - Yeah.
54:15 - Not a clue.
54:16 - This game's making me feel like old.
54:20 Like you're doing like the early ones
54:22 and then I get all the clear old ones.
54:24 - Oh, that's our scene where he sucks the cup out of the cup.
54:28 - Yeah.
54:29 - This isn't memes.
54:31 I don't think our guys know what memes mean.
54:34 This is a movie scene.
54:36 - This isn't a movie scene, but it turned into a meme.
54:39 Like everyone was like, what the fuck is this?
54:43 - What's the score?
54:44 - Yeah, I don't know who got that one.
54:46 - Did we get that last one?
54:47 - I just yell stuff and I can't hear if anyone's yelling.
54:49 - Me too.
54:50 Oh, LeBron James.
54:52 - Yeah, I love him.
54:54 - I love that guy.
54:55 - What was this one?
54:56 - LeBron James.
54:57 - LeBron James.
54:58 - LeBron James.
54:59 - LeBron James.
55:00 - LeBron James.
55:01 - LeBron James.
55:02 - I thought that was someone else.
55:04 - So what's the score?
55:06 - Six-five.
55:07 - What is this game, two-fifty?
55:10 What are we doing?
55:11 - I think we need to go a little more.
55:12 - All right.
55:14 - Oh.
55:15 - Oh, snacking.
55:16 - Eat it, snacking.
55:18 Yeah, good job.
55:19 - Snacking girl.
55:20 - Snacking girl?
55:22 - Yeah.
55:23 - Oh, snacking.
55:24 - I am snacking.
55:25 Cheetos, Pringles, ramen.
55:28 French fries, chicken, nuggets, ice cream, sandwich.
55:32 What am I craving?
55:33 What am I craving?
55:35 I am snacking.
55:36 - Oh, it hurts every time to watch it.
55:38 - I remember her.
55:40 - Yeah, she got destroyed.
55:42 - Seven-five.
55:43 - Kiki, do you love me?
55:45 Are you riding?
55:46 - Do I love you?
55:47 - Yeah.
55:48 - Like you would dance outside of the car.
55:49 - I like invented this.
55:51 - When you jump out of the car and you film it.
55:53 - Yeah.
55:54 - Yeah.
55:55 - Oh, let's go.
55:57 - Hey.
55:58 - Okay.
55:59 - Oh yeah.
55:59 Pizza slush.
56:00 - That's the whole dance.
56:09 (laughing)
56:12 - And then you gotta get back in like while it's moving.
56:19 - Yeah.
56:19 - Honestly, that one hurt.
56:24 - Pretty good.
56:25 - That was great.
56:26 The other car driving by.
56:27 - I was early on that trend.
56:29 Like early, early.
56:30 - The dirt road.
56:30 - We should bring that back.
56:31 - Oh no, he's a pedophile.
56:32 - Drake?
56:33 - Yeah.
56:34 - Is that official?
56:35 - That was part of the war.
56:37 - That was part of the roast.
56:39 - Yeah.
56:40 - Huh, okay.
56:41 - All right.
56:41 - Is that it?
56:42 - Yep.
56:43 - Do we take the dub?
56:44 - So we won.
56:45 - What?
56:46 - Yeah, we won.
56:46 - Yeah, A5.
56:47 - All right.
56:48 - Nice.
56:49 - And that's the whole episode.
56:50 So thank you guys for filling in.
56:51 Look forward to seeing a lot more of Moobs and Smelly.
56:54 - Totally.
56:55 - Yeah, welcome to Barstool.
56:56 - And everybody go follow Smelly.
56:58 And by the way, you don't have to meet with Chuck too much.
57:00 I meant you should just go to Chicago
57:02 and interact with all the personalities there.
57:02 - Yeah, I don't know.
57:03 I'm like, I met with Chuck.
57:04 - Yeah.
57:05 - I mean.
57:06 - Yeah.
57:07 - But I don't know what Chuck's doing holding court.
57:10 That sounds like Gaz, like having Chuck do his work.
57:13 But anyways, thank you guys.
57:15 Good to see you.
57:16 - Thank you.
57:17 - Welcome.
57:18 - Dave and the girls.
57:19 - Yep.
57:20 - If you need me, I'm here.
57:20 - Perfect.
57:21 - Welcome.
57:22 - Thanks guys.
57:23 (whooshing)
57:25 (whooshing)