Stars Take Early 2-0 Lead in Tense Game Against Edmonton
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00:03 - And two early goals scored tonight by the Dallas Stars.
00:07 And I've been a lot of funerals, literally and figuratively.
00:10 I'm not even exaggerating.
00:11 You know, people always like have cliche lines and stuff.
00:14 I've been at some pretty wild funerals.
00:16 All right.
00:17 I've been at a lot of funerals.
00:18 Then the arena tonight at Edmonton,
00:23 after they were down one, nothing, an early goal,
00:25 like literally really early,
00:27 I don't know, like 48 seconds in or whatever,
00:29 they dropped the puck, boom, Dallas scored.
00:32 Man, like the vibe was gone.
00:35 Darnell Nurse could like beat the living crap
00:39 out of, you know, 99.9% of their fans,
00:42 but they want this guy's head on a platter.
00:46 And the second goal hit him, it hit him in the ass
00:51 and it went in the net.
00:52 Like I tweeted right after, I said,
00:55 you can't make that up.
00:57 Like what happened early with the Edmonton Orioles,
01:00 you can't make up, but we all know
01:01 the dreaded two, nothing lead in a hockey game.
01:05 And the Dallas Stars had a two, nothing lead.
01:07 So of course it's two, two right now.
01:09 'Cause why wouldn't it be, right?
01:11 Why wouldn't it be?
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