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00:01:32 >> I think it's 22 BLI, but hello?
00:01:35 Hello? Yes, yes, I will take care of everything.
00:01:38 Implementation to training.
00:01:40 My pleasure, please.
00:01:41 >> Look, I talked to my manager.
00:01:42 That's my best offer.
00:01:44 No, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:01:45 I can do better.
00:01:46 >> Larry, why three on line two?
00:01:48 >> Ah, shit.
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00:01:52 >> Guardian can't touch that price.
00:01:53 How? Because it is my job to have that information.
00:01:55 Oh, really? You know what?
00:01:57 Fuck you. I don't need your fucking business.
00:01:59 Fuck you, you fucking fucker.
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00:02:03 >> Great.
00:02:04 >> Hey.
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00:02:07 >> Oh, hey.
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00:02:14 >> Thanks for coming in.
00:02:17 How's it going with Jamie?
00:02:19 >> He's an idiot.
00:02:22 >> I wanted you to be the first one to see the DLX-179.
00:02:31 Six years in the pipeline.
00:02:32 The R&D guys finally did it.
00:02:35 It's like I always say, success is the sum of small efforts repeated day in and day out.
00:02:41 Do you realize how much money we're going to make selling this thing?
00:02:44 In the first six months, I bet we make like --
00:02:47 Oh, hey, hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold, hold, hold, hold.
00:02:51 All right, all right.
00:02:52 The truth is I want to talk about the upcoming quarter.
00:02:55 I know, I know I'm a big pain in the ass, but the fact is as your sales go, so goes the whole team's.
00:03:03 Do you remember Fisher from Cincinnati?
00:03:05 >> Yeah, he's a prick.
00:03:07 >> Yeah, well, he was also a top-notch salesman, and then he starts hitting the bottle,
00:03:11 and before you know it, the whole Midwest Division sales go down with him.
00:03:15 I'm telling you, if we don't meet this quarter's projections, it's going to be sayonara for old John boy here.
00:03:19 No ifs, ands, or buts.
00:03:21 >> Well, you better learn to sell shoes or suck cock real fucking fast.
00:03:26 [Music]
00:03:44 >> I'm really excited to be in New York.
00:03:46 It's always been a dream of mine.
00:03:48 New York, New York, it's a heck of a town.
00:03:50 My mom loved that song.
00:03:53 So John tells me that you are the number one salesman in the division, maybe the whole company.
00:03:58 You know, I was the number one salesman in my old job.
00:04:01 Yep.
00:04:02 Whoa!
00:04:05 [Laughs]
00:04:06 Wow.
00:04:09 So, what do you say, since we're both reigning champs,
00:04:14 we have a little friendly sales competition this quarter for, say, dinner at Le Bernardin's?
00:04:23 I'll take that as a yes.
00:04:25 How about if I sweeten the pot a little bit, put this baby in, huh?
00:04:30 I sold more than my entire division put together to earn this baby.
00:04:34 This trophy makes me so happy.
00:04:38 Nobody's happy.
00:04:39 I'm happy.
00:04:40 No, you're not.
00:04:41 You're miserable.
00:04:42 You don't even know me.
00:04:43 Your life sucks.
00:04:44 No, no, my life is actually pretty good.
00:04:46 What's so great about your fucking life?
00:04:48 I got a new job, I got a new house, I'm getting married soon,
00:04:53 I finally started taking art classes.
00:04:57 Yeah, listen, Jimmy.
00:04:58 Jamie.
00:04:59 Yeah, like it fucking matters.
00:05:00 Everything you see, everything you feel is nothing.
00:05:03 This job, this car, that polyester bargain basement suit I'm wearing is totally meaningless.
00:05:08 As far as beating me is concerned, what you should worry about is getting one sale.
00:05:12 Because if you don't, because if you fucking don't,
00:05:14 they're going to ship your sorry ass back to--
00:05:16 Where the fuck are you from again?
00:05:17 I'm from Solon, Ohio.
00:05:18 Really?
00:05:19 Yeah.
00:05:20 Yeah.
00:05:21 It's a pretty cool place.
00:05:22 It's a pretty cool place.
00:05:23 Really?
00:05:24 Why the fuck did you leave?
00:05:25 Sorry, son of a bitch.
00:05:26 Well, it was working great this morning.
00:05:39 I even laid in all the schematics digitally for simplicity.
00:05:43 Right, Ted?
00:05:44 Alright, well, look, what you would be seeing if this thing was, you know, working--
00:05:51 Wait, there it is.
00:05:53 It's good.
00:05:54 Okay, good.
00:05:55 Alright, just forget it.
00:06:04 Look, we--
00:06:05 Look, I'm sure it's a great product and everything,
00:06:08 but to be perfectly honest, Garty is going to be in here later on today,
00:06:12 and their CEO, Arnie Laguzza, he and I are old poker buddies,
00:06:16 so we're probably going to go with them.
00:06:18 I see.
00:06:19 Well, this was my first sales call, so maybe next time I could probably--
00:06:22 Try again when that new DLX technology I've been hearing about is available.
00:06:25 DLX?
00:06:26 Yeah, sure.
00:06:27 Hey, Barney.
00:06:29 Give me a second, okay?
00:06:31 Yeah.
00:06:32 Okay.
00:06:33 Okay, thanks.
00:06:34 Hey, who's Laguzza?
00:06:35 Shut the fuck up.
00:06:37 Fuck is he doing?
00:06:38 What?
00:06:40 You know, when we first got into this, it was just us and the Japanese.
00:06:46 That's about right.
00:06:47 Yeah.
00:06:48 Then the Swiss got in, then the Germans, then the goddamn French.
00:06:53 I hate those goddamn French.
00:06:56 But we still managed to move 40,000 units out of this factory alone every month.
00:07:01 Is that right?
00:07:02 Yeah.
00:07:03 Man, Barney, honestly, I have to tell you something.
00:07:06 I've heard all the talk about this place, you know, blah, blah, blah, and everything.
00:07:09 This is--
00:07:10 This is everything everybody said it was.
00:07:12 It's fantastic.
00:07:13 Thank you, Ted.
00:07:14 Really.
00:07:15 Thank you.
00:07:16 Really, it's great.
00:07:17 Wow.
00:07:18 Yeah.
00:07:19 Hey, I have a question for you, Barney.
00:07:20 Yeah.
00:07:21 Do I have "asshole" written on my forehead?
00:07:23 Excuse me?
00:07:24 Listen, fat man, I don't want to embarrass you in front of your flunkies, but I'll tell you this.
00:07:28 Next quarter, I'll be standing here with your replacement while you're off somewhere selling soap to blue-haired fucking ladies who don't have a pot to piss in.
00:07:34 What the hell are you talking about?
00:07:36 Every fucking thing you doled out to us in there is bullshit, and you know it.
00:07:39 Well, things have been a little slow lately, but they're turning around.
00:07:41 The only thing turning is my stomach.
00:07:43 What the fuck am I even doing here with you?
00:07:45 I'll tell you another thing.
00:07:46 There are at least 50 other companies out there we can be servicing who won't be wasting our fucking time.
00:07:51 Uh, Ted, can I talk to you for just a second?
00:08:00 [♪♪♪]
00:08:28 Hey, man.
00:08:29 How you doing?
00:08:31 Got the week off to the right start.
00:08:35 [phone ringing]
00:08:40 Yeah?
00:08:50 Hey, Ma.
00:08:52 How you doing?
00:08:54 Yeah.
00:08:56 Yeah?
00:08:57 Yeah.
00:08:59 What do you think?
00:09:01 I know. I knew you'd like it.
00:09:07 No.
00:09:09 Come on.
00:09:10 It's okay.
00:09:11 It's okay.
00:09:12 Because I can afford it, that's why.
00:09:15 Yeah.
00:09:16 Yeah.
00:09:17 Hey, did you go to the doctor?
00:09:19 What do you say about your hip?
00:09:22 Um, listen to me.
00:09:26 No.
00:09:27 Because it's important, that's why.
00:09:29 Listen, don't make me drag you down there myself.
00:09:32 Promise?
00:09:34 Okay.
00:09:35 No. I'm sure she's a nice girl.
00:09:38 No, I gotta go. I got work to do.
00:09:40 Yeah.
00:09:41 No.
00:09:42 No.
00:09:45 Yeah.
00:09:46 Tell Marco I said hi.
00:09:49 Okay. Love you, too.
00:09:53 [phone beeps]
00:09:55 [papers rustling]
00:09:57 [soft music]
00:10:21 [water running]
00:10:23 It'll give you a chance to see the house. Come on. You're gonna love it.
00:10:39 Hey, can you do me a favor?
00:10:42 Um, if it's possible, can you just not say anything about the remote possibility of me getting fired
00:10:48 if I don't get a sale this quarter?
00:10:51 You know, just... I don't want police to get worried.
00:10:56 So I guess LaBernadine is out.
00:10:59 Ha! I'm still gonna beat you. You know, it's just gonna take me a little longer than I planned.
00:11:04 This is a nice surprise.
00:11:06 Yeah. You are, too.
00:11:10 Oh.
00:11:11 I just dropped by because I'm looking for that address for this afternoon's appointment.
00:11:15 Check next to the stuffed panda on the dresser.
00:11:18 Okay.
00:11:19 Okay.
00:11:20 Oh.
00:11:21 Ted, this is my fiancee, Belisa. Belisa, this is Ted.
00:11:25 Hey.
00:11:26 Hi. She's been dying to meet you. I'll be right back.
00:11:29 He can be a little forgetful at times.
00:11:33 I know.
00:11:34 Could you hand me that hunting knife, please?
00:11:39 Yeah.
00:11:44 Here you go.
00:11:45 Still waiting for him to bag his first elephant.
00:11:48 I can't find it!
00:11:49 Check in the den!
00:11:51 Ted!
00:11:53 Oh, this fucking thing!
00:11:56 I'm sorry.
00:11:59 That's okay. Don't worry about it.
00:12:03 Do you want something to drink?
00:12:07 Uh, what do you got?
00:12:09 Nothing.
00:12:13 Nothing?
00:12:14 Nothing.
00:12:16 I figured you'd say no, so I just took a chance.
00:12:20 But it didn't really work out.
00:12:22 I'm sure Jamie mentioned it, but he invited the entire neighborhood over for a barbecue this Saturday.
00:12:30 So, what do you think?
00:12:32 Ted doesn't do barbecues.
00:12:34 Thanks.
00:12:35 Oh.
00:12:36 Well, it would be really nice. At least I would know someone.
00:12:40 I'll give it some thought.
00:12:42 Not really. It could be my bed-man partner.
00:12:44 Yeah. I'm gonna wait in the car.
00:12:47 All right.
00:12:48 Here you go.
00:12:49 It was really nice meeting you.
00:12:50 Thanks.
00:12:51 I'm gonna wait outside.
00:12:52 Okay. See you in a bit.
00:12:53 Nice to meet you.
00:12:55 Thanks. I was looking everywhere for this.
00:12:58 Hey, isn't Belisa great?
00:13:00 Great.
00:13:02 Well, the house needs a little work.
00:13:06 A gardener could use a kick in the pants.
00:13:08 Yeah. Great.
00:13:09 You know, I'm not sure I'm gonna be able to get a job.
00:13:11 I'm not sure I'm gonna be able to get a job.
00:13:13 I'm not sure I'm gonna be able to get a job.
00:13:15 I'm not sure I'm gonna be able to get a job.
00:13:17 I'm not sure I'm gonna be able to get a job.
00:13:19 I'm not sure I'm gonna be able to get a job.
00:13:21 I'm not sure I'm gonna be able to get a job.
00:13:23 I'm not sure I'm gonna be able to get a job.
00:13:25 I'm not sure I'm gonna be able to get a job.
00:13:27 I'm not sure I'm gonna be able to get a job.
00:13:29 I'm not sure I'm gonna be able to get a job.
00:13:31 I'm not sure I'm gonna be able to get a job.
00:13:33 I'm not sure I'm gonna be able to get a job.
00:13:35 I'm not sure I'm gonna be able to get a job.
00:13:37 I'm not sure I'm gonna be able to get a job.
00:13:39 I'm not sure I'm gonna be able to get a job.
00:13:41 I'm not sure I'm gonna be able to get a job.
00:13:43 I'm not sure I'm gonna be able to get a job.
00:13:45 I'm not sure I'm gonna be able to get a job.
00:13:47 I'm not sure I'm gonna be able to get a job.
00:13:49 I'm not sure I'm gonna be able to get a job.
00:13:51 I'm not sure I'm gonna be able to get a job.
00:13:53 I'm not sure I'm gonna be able to get a job.
00:13:55 I'm not sure I'm gonna be able to get a job.
00:13:57 I'm not sure I'm gonna be able to get a job.
00:13:59 I'm not sure I'm gonna be able to get a job.
00:14:01 I'm not sure I'm gonna be able to get a job.
00:14:03 I'm not sure I'm gonna be able to get a job.
00:14:05 I'm not sure I'm gonna be able to get a job.
00:14:07 I'm not sure I'm gonna be able to get a job.
00:14:09 I'm not sure I'm gonna be able to get a job.
00:14:11 I'm not sure I'm gonna be able to get a job.
00:14:13 I'm not sure I'm gonna be able to get a job.
00:14:15 I'm not sure I'm gonna be able to get a job.
00:14:17 You're talking about true love.
00:14:19 You're talking about this suburban bullshit fantasy
00:14:21 we've been milk-fed so we don't slit each other's throats.
00:14:23 Maybe you just need to get laid.
00:14:25 Really? I can get a piece of ass any time I want.
00:14:27 I can fuck you with a little effort.
00:14:29 It's not funny. Don't even go there.
00:14:31 Excuse me. Can you tell me where Route 304 is, please?
00:14:33 Blow me.
00:14:35 Well, does anyone know why he's so angry?
00:14:37 He was probably beaten as a child.
00:14:39 Oh, how I hope.
00:14:41 Why do they put up with that?
00:14:43 Because that son of a bitch is responsible for 70% of this division's sales.
00:14:45 I'll get him to lighten that up.
00:14:47 Ted and I went on a sales call together.
00:14:49 He told the client to shove his cock in my mouth
00:14:51 if he wants me to shut up.
00:14:53 So, either one of you new guys
00:14:57 broken your sales, Cherry?
00:14:59 Yeah.
00:15:01 I got nothing.
00:15:03 Ted says that they fire you if you don't get a sale before the quarter's over.
00:15:05 Yeah, plus they burn down your house and rape your wife.
00:15:07 Oh, yeah.
00:15:09 [laughter]
00:15:13 Oh, Mr. Funny Guy,
00:15:15 just broke your first round of interviews, huh?
00:15:17 What interviews?
00:15:19 For a management position.
00:15:21 Yeah, top man in each sales office.
00:15:23 Top man?
00:15:25 Well, why don't they just give it to Ted?
00:15:27 Ted doesn't volunteer.
00:15:29 And I am next on the totem pole.
00:15:31 Barely.
00:15:33 Re-interview here at the home office.
00:15:35 Chicago's got the opening.
00:15:37 Fucking lucky prick.
00:15:39 It's not luck, sweetheart.
00:15:41 Ah, shit.
00:15:43 Ted?
00:15:49 Come on, Ted.
00:15:51 Hey, Ted. How's it going?
00:15:53 You gonna join the team this year?
00:15:55 [footsteps]
00:15:57 So, as you can see,
00:16:13 these products not only address your current needs...
00:16:15 but all of your future requirements
00:16:21 for each and every one of your 20 facilities
00:16:23 on the Eastern Seaboard.
00:16:25 And when it comes to installation,
00:16:27 we can have them up and running in, what,
00:16:29 like five, five, ten, five to ten business days.
00:16:31 Oh, thank you. I think we've heard enough.
00:16:33 Um, if you'll please just let me finish,
00:16:35 then I can...
00:16:37 You are finished.
00:16:39 You promised me five minutes.
00:16:41 I said your time is up.
00:16:43 If you'll just give me a moment
00:16:45 to explain to you how our company can help you...
00:16:47 I've been doing this for 27 years.
00:16:49 There's nothing you can tell me
00:16:51 that I don't already know.
00:16:53 Sir, I really need this sale.
00:16:55 I do.
00:16:57 I plan on starting a family.
00:16:59 I'm gonna get married.
00:17:01 I've got a family, too. Reynolds here has two of 'em.
00:17:03 Three.
00:17:05 Good day, gentlemen. We don't validate.
00:17:19 I'm starting a family.
00:17:21 I'm starting a family.
00:17:29 I got flustered.
00:17:31 Tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick.
00:17:39 What the hell are you doing?
00:17:41 That's the time ticking away on this quarter,
00:17:43 and you haven't made one sale.
00:17:45 Where the fuck did you find this company anyway?
00:17:47 You helped me. I'm not your fucking wet nurse.
00:17:49 Why don't you draw on all that experience
00:17:51 you allegedly have?
00:17:53 What the hell is that supposed to mean?
00:17:55 That means I don't think you're half the salesman
00:17:57 you claim to be.
00:17:59 You know what, Ted?
00:18:01 I'm gonna beat you this quarter.
00:18:03 All right? Yeah.
00:18:05 And the only reason why
00:18:07 is just to get you to shut your fucking mouth.
00:18:09 [door opens]
00:18:11 [door closes]
00:18:13 [soft piano music]
00:18:17 ♪ ♪
00:18:19 ♪ ♪
00:18:21 Can I help you, sir?
00:18:43 No, thanks. I'm just looking.
00:18:45 Oh, hi. [chuckles]
00:18:47 What are you doing here?
00:18:49 I'm supposed to be meeting Jamie around the corner for lunch.
00:18:51 But, uh, his review's running late.
00:18:53 So is this where you spend your lunch hour?
00:18:59 No, I eat at a cafe down the street,
00:19:01 but I had some extra time, so I thought I'd waste it in here.
00:19:03 Well, it's a nice place.
00:19:07 Yeah, yeah. It's really nice.
00:19:09 They have a great collection.
00:19:11 So Jamie tells me you're the number-one salesman
00:19:13 in the company.
00:19:15 I'm not too surprised.
00:19:17 I've met a few of the other guys.
00:19:19 I'm not so sure that's a compliment.
00:19:21 It is.
00:19:23 So...
00:19:27 what's your secret?
00:19:29 Maybe Jamie can pick up on it.
00:19:31 It's all easy.
00:19:33 All you gotta do is ignore your conscience.
00:19:35 Hmm.
00:19:37 I see. So you're one of those dark,
00:19:39 brooding, introspective types.
00:19:41 What?
00:19:43 I understand what.
00:19:45 Nothing.
00:19:47 Here.
00:19:53 You should try reading some Verlaine.
00:19:55 He's also dark and brooding.
00:19:57 Yeah.
00:20:03 From Bozeman, by speed.
00:20:05 Huh. You know your French poets.
00:20:07 I was an old salesman.
00:20:09 Hmm.
00:20:11 So come on, tell me.
00:20:13 I'm a big girl.
00:20:15 What's Jamie doing wrong at work?
00:20:17 I mean, at his last company,
00:20:19 he was the biggest star.
00:20:21 For starters,
00:20:23 he's too happy.
00:20:25 He must be best buddies with all of his clients.
00:20:27 I warned him that love for life
00:20:29 act wouldn't fly here.
00:20:31 The guy draws cartoons on my lead sheets.
00:20:33 Yeah.
00:20:35 He loves that art class.
00:20:39 So, uh,
00:20:41 what's your story?
00:20:43 Did you want to move out here in New York?
00:20:47 I mean, you don't seem like
00:20:49 the doting housewife type.
00:20:51 No.
00:20:53 I don't know how much doting I do.
00:20:55 I'm not even sure I know how.
00:20:57 Back home, I ran a small art gallery.
00:20:59 Oh.
00:21:01 Lots of Jamie's art classes.
00:21:03 We were hoping moving to New York
00:21:07 would give us a fresh start.
00:21:09 We've been engaged three different times.
00:21:11 Oh.
00:21:13 I'm sorry to hear that.
00:21:15 I'm pretty confident things will work out this time.
00:21:17 Or at least
00:21:19 until some other guy sodomizes him out of my memory.
00:21:21 Hey, you know what?
00:21:27 Jamie tells me everything.
00:21:31 Yeah, well,
00:21:33 maybe you shouldn't.
00:21:35 You know, I...
00:21:37 You know, when I...
00:21:39 Don't worry about it.
00:21:41 I gotta go. See ya.
00:21:43 Firm handshake.
00:21:51 Look him in the eye.
00:21:53 Smile, smile, smile. That's three smiles.
00:21:55 Ten tips for solution selling.
00:21:57 Always been there for me.
00:21:59 Man, when I started selling three years ago,
00:22:01 I read every one of these fucking books.
00:22:03 You've been selling for three years?
00:22:05 Every schmuck I know sold tampons to tobacco things.
00:22:07 This shit works.
00:22:09 Hey, none of this shit works.
00:22:11 But that's sell.
00:22:13 Yeah, really? Well, then where are all your sales?
00:22:15 All right, Mr. Number One Salesman.
00:22:17 What's your advice?
00:22:19 Fuck you. That's my advice.
00:22:21 Hey, look, whoa, whoa, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
00:22:23 I'm a little edgy. I admit it.
00:22:25 All right? I got Whitman on my back.
00:22:27 I got bills piling up.
00:22:29 I got Belisa giving me advice now.
00:22:31 What kind of advice?
00:22:33 Well, for one thing,
00:22:35 she thinks that I'm being too friendly with the clients
00:22:37 and that's the reason why I'm not getting any sales.
00:22:39 Maybe she's right.
00:22:41 Yeah, maybe. Maybe I overreacted.
00:22:45 Eh, at any rate,
00:22:47 I got her this little gift.
00:22:49 You know, sort of a, kind of,
00:22:51 a peace offering.
00:22:53 Jesus.
00:22:55 What? She collects them. I think they're nice.
00:22:57 Look, if you want to make her feel better...
00:22:59 What? Get rid of that made-in-Taiwan piece of shit
00:23:01 and start making some fucking money.
00:23:03 Right. Listen, this is serious.
00:23:05 Every one of your competitors is going to be up at Haverton
00:23:07 today, okay? Including Guardian.
00:23:09 Get it? I got it. Ted, this is
00:23:11 going to be big. It's going to be huge.
00:23:13 Big. Big, big, big.
00:23:15 Really big. Huge.
00:23:17 We're going to make a lot of money.
00:23:19 This job sucks dicks!
00:23:21 How the hell can you say no after that?
00:23:23 I maneuvered perfectly from the
00:23:25 three fucking point close
00:23:27 deal to the goddamn...
00:23:29 Hell, fuck it!
00:23:31 Fuck him in the ass!
00:23:33 [grunting]
00:23:35 I was this close!
00:23:39 Damn it!
00:23:41 We got to calm down.
00:23:45 We got to calm down. Yep.
00:23:47 You want a bite of me?
00:23:55 [sighs]
00:23:57 Look, Jamie,
00:24:03 you're trying really hard, but you got to quit
00:24:05 being such a fucking salesman. People know when they're
00:24:07 being conned. Excuse me? I'm not trying
00:24:09 to con anybody. I know you're not.
00:24:11 But the way you present yourself, it seems that way.
00:24:13 That'll be Belisa.
00:24:17 Hi, honey. How are you?
00:24:19 It went great.
00:24:21 Of course I got the sale.
00:24:23 Can't wait to tell you all about it.
00:24:25 [laughs]
00:24:27 Nothing to worry about.
00:24:29 Okay. All right, sweetie.
00:24:31 See you soon.
00:24:33 I love you.
00:24:35 What?
00:24:41 I didn't want to disappoint her.
00:24:43 Yeah.
00:24:45 She's cooking a big celebration dinner.
00:24:47 She's not a very good cook.
00:24:49 [water rushing]
00:24:51 Fuck this. Let's get a drink.
00:24:57 [rock music]
00:24:59 [laughing]
00:25:07 [rock music]
00:25:09 [laughing]
00:25:11 What the fuck am I doing?
00:25:25 [rock music]
00:25:27 [rock music]
00:25:29 [MUSIC]
00:25:39 [MUSIC]
00:25:49 [MUSIC]
00:25:59 [MUSIC]
00:26:09 [MUSIC]
00:26:36 >> Hey, honey, dinner will be ready in just one second.
00:26:40 >> My God.
00:26:41 >> I think this belongs to you.
00:26:44 >> Hey.
00:26:44 >> What happened?
00:26:45 >> He had a few too many of everything.
00:26:48 Get up.
00:26:49 >> Another bad day?
00:26:50 >> Yeah, well, I almost got a sale.
00:26:52 >> Shit, I don't think I can take another night of him coming.
00:26:55 >> I don't think you're gonna get much of anything from him tonight.
00:26:58 >> Would you please help me take him upstairs?
00:27:00 >> Yeah, let me help.
00:27:02 >> Just throw him on the bed.
00:27:09 >> All right.
00:27:10 >> I don't know how many more nights I can take of the support of Wife Act.
00:27:16 >> I'm not even fucking married.
00:27:18 >> Hey, I'm gonna get going.
00:27:24 >> Can you help me?
00:27:26 [MUSIC]
00:27:36 >> How much longer do you find you can prep with this?
00:27:52 >> Probably not much longer.
00:27:54 [MUSIC]
00:27:57 >> Lift him up.
00:27:58 >> Okay.
00:27:59 God.
00:28:00 [MUSIC]
00:28:04 >> He isn't getting any sales.
00:28:05 What is he not doing?
00:28:06 [MUSIC]
00:28:09 >> Selling a product is simple.
00:28:10 What a salesman wants to do is instill confidence in his client.
00:28:17 [MUSIC]
00:28:20 >> That sounds simple enough.
00:28:22 >> Say I have a product, really high quality, and
00:28:26 even if it isn't, I want to convince my client that it is.
00:28:31 And I mean, a product that will satisfy all your needs,
00:28:39 show immediate dividends, what comes to the bottom line?
00:28:43 [MUSIC]
00:28:46 >> Why can't he do that?
00:28:47 [MUSIC]
00:28:50 >> Maybe it's not that simple.
00:28:51 [MUSIC]
00:28:59 >> I guess that's why you're so good.
00:29:01 [MUSIC]
00:29:11 >> Yeah, yeah, I'm just really good.
00:29:15 [MUSIC]
00:29:25 [MUSIC]
00:29:35 [MUSIC]
00:29:45 [MUSIC]
00:29:55 [MUSIC]
00:30:05 [MUSIC]
00:30:15 [MUSIC]
00:30:25 >> You know where I can get something to eat around here?
00:30:40 >> Cafeteria's on two.
00:30:44 >> Who's that fucking guy?
00:30:45 >> He's the top man for Baton Rouge.
00:30:46 He didn't make it to round two.
00:30:48 >> Damn, looks like someone beat the crap out of him.
00:30:51 >> Yeah, rumor is he had some gambling problems back home,
00:30:54 running with a bookie or something.
00:30:55 >> Fuck him.
00:30:56 >> Yeah, I don't really give a shit.
00:30:57 All I know is, there's only eight of us left for the Chicago job.
00:31:00 [BLANK_AUDIO]
00:31:11 >> Jesus Christ.
00:31:12 All right, he's gotta think about this now.
00:31:16 Never, ever again, never.
00:31:18 >> Our products just aren't that good, and
00:31:20 things are down to just about everyone to buy and use divisions.
00:31:22 >> And the truth is, Laguzza signed up half the town ten years ago when the WVX
00:31:26 was launched.
00:31:27 >> Now they're sending me away for five days to this sales-focused bullshit seminar?
00:31:30 >> Yeah, yeah, I went to that, worthless.
00:31:32 >> Hey guys, looks like one of us isn't getting fired at the end of the quarter.
00:31:36 >> Is there a way?
00:31:38 >> I just got Plexarted by four BLR compressors.
00:31:41 >> Congratulations, Alvarez.
00:31:43 You are no longer the low man on the totem pole.
00:31:45 >> Thank you.
00:31:46 >> Hey, Ted.
00:31:47 Hey, look, I'm on the board.
00:31:49 >> Hey, Riker.
00:31:50 Look, why don't you take your loss and sell your boy hair for spare body parts?
00:31:54 [LAUGH]
00:31:57 >> Cut him up and sell him.
00:31:58 >> You seem to forget how pathetic you were when you first started out.
00:32:02 You didn't have a sale for six fucking months.
00:32:03 What are you talking about?
00:32:05 You almost shit your pants in front of the president of Gyrotech.
00:32:07 I thought you were going to cry like a little fucking girl.
00:32:09 So shut your fucking mouth and fuck you too, you sleazy cunt.
00:32:13 You'd fuck a mailbox if it had tits.
00:32:15 >> Congratulations, Alvarez.
00:32:17 >> Thanks.
00:32:21 >> Fuck you too.
00:32:26 [BREATHING]
00:32:44 >> Hey.
00:32:48 Thanks for sticking up for me back there.
00:32:52 I told you those guys were fucking pricks.
00:32:54 >> Yeah.
00:32:55 >> Didn't I?
00:32:58 >> The thing I can't understand is how the hell that spic got a sale before I did.
00:33:04 I mean, what's wrong with me?
00:33:07 I never used to be this hard.
00:33:10 I got to make some fucking money.
00:33:12 >> Listen to me.
00:33:14 You don't chase money.
00:33:16 You build clients.
00:33:18 >> My life is shit.
00:33:20 But you know what?
00:33:22 It's not just the sales.
00:33:24 If that were my only problem, I would be a happy man.
00:33:33 >> All right, what?
00:33:35 What is it?
00:33:36 >> You were right.
00:33:38 It was just a matter of time.
00:33:41 Just a matter of time before she --
00:33:46 >> She what?
00:33:47 Who?
00:33:48 What?
00:33:49 >> Who?
00:33:50 Belisa.
00:33:51 Who else?
00:33:52 She -- she's -- she's --
00:33:56 >> This meeting is --
00:33:57 >> Hey, you want to give us a fucking minute here?
00:34:00 >> Yeah, go ahead.
00:34:08 >> She wants to delay the wedding.
00:34:12 >> What?
00:34:15 >> She said that she needs some time to think things through.
00:34:20 She said that she's confused.
00:34:24 And suddenly she's the one that's confused.
00:34:32 Fuck.
00:34:35 >> Well, she's confused.
00:34:39 It's no big deal.
00:34:40 It's just, you know --
00:34:41 >> You're taking her side?
00:34:42 >> No, I'm just saying.
00:34:45 She said it was confused.
00:34:47 Confused.
00:34:48 >> I don't know what the fuck to do.
00:34:53 Well, what do you think, Ted?
00:34:58 >> About what?
00:35:00 About Belisa?
00:35:02 >> Yeah.
00:35:07 >> I don't know.
00:35:13 All right.
00:35:14 What kind of things does she enjoy, you know?
00:35:16 What makes her feel special?
00:35:18 I mean, it's basically what women want.
00:35:26 >> Well, you know, I don't really feel like talking about this, but I forget.
00:35:33 >> She likes scented candles.
00:35:38 She likes Zinfandel.
00:35:40 Can you believe that?
00:35:41 >> All right.
00:35:42 Start.
00:35:45 >> She likes Billie Holiday.
00:35:46 >> There you go.
00:35:48 Lilies.
00:35:55 >> She just thinks I am the world's biggest loser because I can't get a sale.
00:36:08 >> All right, listen.
00:36:11 John Chaudry, our MAGA mate, he needs a new hydroconverter valve system.
00:36:17 All you got to do is fill out the paperwork.
00:36:19 He's a decent guy.
00:36:20 >> Yeah, what are you doing?
00:36:21 >> You take this up when you go up to the stupid fucking focus group you're going to.
00:36:25 >> Come on, Ted.
00:36:26 Look, Ted.
00:36:27 >> Here, just take it.
00:36:28 >> I want a handout, all right?
00:36:29 >> I'm not giving you a handout.
00:36:30 It's a no-brainer.
00:36:31 It's just easy to fucking do.
00:36:32 No big fucking deal.
00:36:33 >> Ted, I can't do--
00:36:34 >> Here.
00:36:35 The cell's on there.
00:36:36 Just take the fucking card.
00:36:37 Just take the fucking card.
00:36:38 It's not a big deal.
00:36:39 Here you go.
00:36:45 >> Thank you.
00:36:49 >> You know, you're probably right.
00:36:51 I just need a little shove in the back.
00:36:53 >> Yeah.
00:36:54 >> Just to put you on the right track.
00:36:55 >> Right.
00:36:56 >> Yeah.
00:36:57 >> I'll come back.
00:36:58 I'll come and get you, man.
00:37:00 >> You know, you're a good friend.
00:37:04 I'm going to go to the conference now.
00:37:07 >> Hey, thanks a lot.
00:37:08 >> Yeah.
00:37:09 >> All right.
00:37:10 [door slams]
00:37:12 [door slams]
00:37:14 >> Hey.
00:37:37 >> Hey.
00:37:38 You told me that you ate here.
00:37:40 >> Yeah.
00:37:41 Yeah.
00:37:42 >> I just wanted to come by and apologize.
00:37:46 >> About what?
00:37:47 >> For the other night.
00:37:48 I don't know what came over me.
00:37:52 It was crazy.
00:37:54 It was like a dream or something, you know?
00:37:59 God, that sounded like a cop out.
00:38:04 >> Well, listen, I never--
00:38:07 >> Don't.
00:38:08 Please.
00:38:09 New York isn't what I expected.
00:38:15 I was drunk from the champagne.
00:38:20 It was crazy.
00:38:22 I said that already, though.
00:38:25 It's like something I would have done in college without thinking about it.
00:38:34 I've been beating myself up about it all day.
00:38:39 I just--
00:38:40 >> Yeah, well, that makes two of us.
00:38:44 >> Well, thanks.
00:38:45 That's all I wanted to say.
00:38:48 Bye.
00:38:49 >> Hey, do you want to get something to eat?
00:38:57 They have really good lasagna here.
00:39:03 >> Yeah.
00:39:04 >> I'm going to get a lasagna.
00:39:09 >> Okay.
00:39:10 >> I'm going to get a lasagna.
00:39:13 >> Okay.
00:39:14 >> I'm going to get a lasagna.
00:39:17 >> Okay.
00:39:18 >> I'm going to get a lasagna.
00:39:21 >> Okay.
00:39:22 >> I'm going to get a lasagna.
00:39:25 >> Okay.
00:39:26 >> I'm going to get a lasagna.
00:39:29 >> Okay.
00:39:30 >> I'm going to get a lasagna.
00:39:34 >> Okay.
00:39:35 >> I'm going to get a lasagna.
00:39:38 >> Okay.
00:39:39 >> I'm going to get a lasagna.
00:39:42 >> Okay.
00:39:43 >> I'm going to get a lasagna.
00:39:46 >> Okay.
00:39:47 >> I'm going to get a lasagna.
00:39:50 >> Okay.
00:39:51 >> I'm going to get a lasagna.
00:39:54 >> Okay.
00:39:55 >> I'm going to get a lasagna.
00:39:58 >> Okay.
00:40:01 >> I'm going to get a lasagna.
00:40:05 >> Okay.
00:40:06 >> I'm going to get a lasagna.
00:40:09 >> Okay.
00:40:10 >> I'm going to get a lasagna.
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00:40:14 >> I'm going to get a lasagna.
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00:40:21 >> Okay.
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00:40:25 >> Okay.
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00:40:29 >> Okay.
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00:40:45 >> Okay.
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00:40:57 >> Okay.
00:40:58 >> I'm going to get a lasagna.
00:41:01 >> Okay.
00:41:02 >> I'm going to get a lasagna.
00:41:05 >> Okay.
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00:41:10 >> I'm going to get a lasagna.
00:41:13 >> Okay.
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00:41:21 >> Okay.
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00:41:25 >> Okay.
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00:41:37 >> Okay.
00:41:38 >> I'm going to get a lasagna.
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00:43:21 >> Okay.
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00:43:25 >> Okay.
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00:43:29 >> Okay.
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00:43:33 >> Okay.
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00:43:45 >> Okay.
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00:43:49 >> Okay.
00:43:50 >> I'm going to get a lasagna.
00:43:53 >> Okay.
00:43:54 >> I'm going to get a lasagna.
00:43:57 >> Okay.
00:43:58 >> I'm going to get a lasagna.
00:44:01 >> Okay.
00:44:02 >> I'm going to get a lasagna.
00:44:05 >> Okay.
00:44:06 >> I'm going to get a lasagna.
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00:44:13 >> Okay.
00:44:14 >> I'm going to get a lasagna.
00:44:17 >> Okay.
00:44:18 >> I'm going to get a lasagna.
00:44:21 >> Okay.
00:44:22 >> I'm going to get a lasagna.
00:44:25 >> Okay.
00:44:26 >> I'm going to get a lasagna.
00:44:29 >> Okay.
00:44:30 >> I'm going to get a lasagna.
00:44:33 >> Okay.
00:44:34 >> I'm going to get a lasagna.
00:44:37 >> Okay.
00:44:38 >> By now, we would have expected that you would have had at least one sale.
00:44:42 >> Yeah.
00:44:43 >> I mean, I know it's a tough transition and all, but with your experience, you should
00:44:47 be killing it out there.
00:44:48 >> I know.
00:44:49 It's just -- I really --
00:44:50 >> Look, you can ask anybody, okay?
00:44:51 When it comes to my staff, I am a cupcake.
00:44:55 I understand how salesmen can fall on hard times.
00:44:58 Lord knows I've been there myself, okay?
00:45:00 But I have got to get my troops moving here, or they're going to hang my ass from the highest
00:45:04 flagpole in town.
00:45:05 >> I just want you to know that this is not coming from any lack of effort whatsoever on my part.
00:45:11 I'm really, really, really trying out there.
00:45:13 >> Yeah, what?
00:45:14 What?
00:45:15 Give -- go.
00:45:17 Thank you.
00:45:22 >> Can I talk to you for a second?
00:45:24 >> Yeah.
00:45:25 >> Okay.
00:45:26 I'm just under a lot of pressure.
00:45:29 I don't have any friends in this town.
00:45:31 And I'm getting married.
00:45:35 My fiance is getting a little frustrated.
00:45:37 And the products are pretty confusing.
00:45:40 You get this -- the BTA --
00:45:43 >> B-L-R.
00:45:44 B-L-R.
00:45:45 >> That.
00:45:46 And --
00:45:47 >> You got to focus.
00:45:48 You got to know the name of the product.
00:45:50 >> B-L-R.
00:45:51 But then there's the R-B-L and the frigging H-B -- I mean, I understand -- on top of that,
00:45:59 everything is so frigging expensive in this town.
00:46:01 >> Hey!
00:46:02 All right, calm down.
00:46:03 Just calm the fuck down, all right?
00:46:04 >> Please, don't fire me.
00:46:05 >> Nobody is firing anybody.
00:46:06 Calm down.
00:46:07 >> All right, don't fire me.
00:46:08 >> I'm not firing you.
00:46:09 >> Please.
00:46:10 >> Easy.
00:46:11 Eat.
00:46:12 Okay, okay.
00:46:13 Hey, I got something that is going to make you feel a whole lot better, all right?
00:46:16 >> What?
00:46:17 >> Now, I'm not even supposed to be talking about this.
00:46:21 But this little baby is going to make our jobs a hell of a lot easier.
00:46:25 >> Is that what I think it is?
00:46:26 >> Yes.
00:46:27 And I want you around when we launch that puppy.
00:46:29 >> Okay.
00:46:30 >> Okay?
00:46:31 >> All right.
00:46:32 >> So remember, when you're faced with a difficult task, you act like you cannot fail.
00:46:35 >> Ow.
00:46:36 >> Okay?
00:46:37 >> Yeah.
00:46:38 >> When you're going out after Moby Dick, you take along the tartar sauce.
00:46:41 Right?
00:46:42 >> Yeah.
00:46:43 >> You got it?
00:46:44 >> Got it.
00:46:45 >> Good.
00:46:46 [ Music ]
00:46:47 >> Yo.
00:46:48 [ Inaudible ]
00:46:49 >> They show up with what they call like little bags or yoga mats.
00:46:56 >> You know what, this is where Eugenio knew he was coming, right?
00:47:00 >> Really?
00:47:01 >> Yeah.
00:47:02 After they said he finished the longest journal of the night.
00:47:07 Oh, shoot.
00:47:08 Fuck.
00:47:09 It's the office.
00:47:10 I got to take this.
00:47:11 >> No, you don't.
00:47:12 >> Yeah, I do.
00:47:13 >> No, you don't.
00:47:14 >> Okay, do it.
00:47:15 >> Yeah.
00:47:16 >> A salesman is not a salesman when he's not selling.
00:47:22 Did you get him?
00:47:25 >> I'm serious.
00:47:26 That means something.
00:47:27 >> What is it to you?
00:47:28 >> I didn't want to look at that.
00:47:29 >> I told you this was more fun than working.
00:47:30 >> Oh, man.
00:47:31 Then my sales are going.
00:47:32 I'm going to avoid the office at all costs.
00:47:33 >> I'm sure a bit of that's my fault.
00:47:34 >> Well, big boy, back with me.
00:47:35 >> I'm going to get you.
00:47:36 >> I'm going to get you.
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00:50:28 >> Dick, dick, dick.
00:50:31 >> Motherfucker.
00:50:34 >> I know what you're thinking.
00:50:35 You don't want to do it.
00:50:37 >> I don't because he's been acting like a fucking lunatic.
00:50:41 I mean, I hate to see anybody struggle, but sometimes there is no success like failure.
00:50:47 Besides, the way things are going around here, I'm going to have to let somebody go pretty soon.
00:50:50 >> Look, John, you're the guy who hired Jamie, right?
00:50:54 >> Okay, well, this company laid out a great deal of cash to uproot him.
00:50:57 They've got moving costs.
00:50:58 You've got to find him a house.
00:50:59 You've got to give him a signing bonus.
00:51:00 All the bullshit that goes along with moving someone here.
00:51:03 Now, personally, I don't give a fuck one way or another whether you fire him or not,
00:51:07 but four guys in six months, that's a lot of red ink to cover up.
00:51:15 >> I think I should give him another chance, huh?
00:51:17 >> You can send him one of those weekend focus groups.
00:51:20 Helped him last time.
00:51:22 >> John, what's going on?
00:51:24 You guys are making our lives and accounts receivable a little too easy.
00:51:28 We're so bored, I had to take up smoking.
00:51:33 >> Yeah, the quarter's not over yet.
00:51:35 Fucking bitch.
00:51:37 >> Fuck her.
00:51:38 She's just a glorified bookkeeper.
00:51:40 >> Hey, I've got some really big clients coming to this conference tomorrow.
00:51:44 Send Jamie along as a backup.
00:51:46 >> Really?
00:51:47 >> Well, you need the sales.
00:51:48 Plus, it'll keep these pricks here and there at bay.
00:51:50 >> That's what you want?
00:51:54 >> Okay.
00:51:56 I'll give him one week.
00:52:02 Two weeks.
00:52:03 >> Two weeks.
00:52:13 >> This could be the perfect place to put your back on, Charles.
00:52:16 I know some of the biggest clients here.
00:52:17 Hey, Charles.
00:52:18 >> I've met your clients anywhere, anyplace, anytime.
00:52:22 Anyhow.
00:52:24 >> Look, you're a slum.
00:52:25 You snap out of those things.
00:52:27 Sure as hell don't want to lose this job and go back to Ohio.
00:52:30 >> I know, maybe it's the best thing for us to do.
00:52:32 >> Would you gentlemen like to come over and look at our new boiler system?
00:52:34 >> Sure, if you can tell me if it's a system of interlocking polycarbonate lining,
00:52:38 or if it's the tubular magnesium dioxide variety.
00:52:42 >> I'm not exactly sure.
00:52:47 >> You're doing great.
00:52:48 >> He's a slut.
00:52:52 >> In an economy where flybynight.com companies come and go,
00:52:56 we represent one of the many industries that actually make something.
00:53:00 You can grab hold of what we do.
00:53:03 We are the foundation for America.
00:53:06 >> Go with Guardia.
00:53:07 These guys are fucking everywhere.
00:53:08 >> You're right.
00:53:09 >> There's the Kuzma.
00:53:11 >> Oh, my God.
00:53:14 >> That Pillsbury doughboy is the legend everyone's been talking about.
00:53:18 >> Don't let appearances fool you.
00:53:19 Emerson's son of a bitch has ridden roughshod over this industry for decades.
00:53:23 He used to screw his competitors' secretaries just to get information.
00:53:27 >> You know this guy?
00:53:28 >> Yeah.
00:53:29 He tried to buy me off a couple of years ago because I was signing away some of his clients.
00:53:35 I can't wait to see the look on his big fat face next year when all anybody's talking about is a DLX.
00:53:40 >> Technology, like all the other industries, will shape our future.
00:53:43 Now, we at Guardia--
00:53:45 >> You know what, Ted, you're absolutely right.
00:53:47 I don't want to go back to Ohio a failure.
00:53:49 I want to do this shit together.
00:53:50 >> Good, good.
00:53:51 Let's start changing right now because this guy coming up here is one of my biggest clients, okay?
00:53:56 In print industries.
00:53:57 He's a good guy.
00:53:58 >> Hey.
00:53:59 >> Ted.
00:54:00 >> How are you there?
00:54:01 Good to see you, too.
00:54:02 >> Fine.
00:54:03 I was hoping I'd get to see you here.
00:54:04 >> Well, yeah.
00:54:05 This is my new partner, Jimmy Bichon.
00:54:06 >> All right.
00:54:07 How you doing?
00:54:08 >> My pleasure.
00:54:09 [ Applause ]
00:54:15 >> It's like three years ago they used to hold these things in motel lobbies.
00:54:18 >> That's right.
00:54:19 >> Yeah.
00:54:20 I remember it was a long time.
00:54:26 Forget it.
00:54:27 >> Yeah.
00:54:28 Sure have come a long way.
00:54:30 >> Oh, yeah, you bet.
00:54:31 Yeah, we really have.
00:54:32 Speaking of a long way, I'll bet you that old system you have up there in White Plains is about ready to give up the ghost.
00:54:38 >> You might be right, but I'm not sure we need to replace the entire system.
00:54:41 >> Well, Toby, I think you should reconsider.
00:54:43 >> Hey, we're not buying any of this horse shit that you're doling out, you cocksucker.
00:54:47 >> Ted.
00:54:48 >> Ha!
00:54:49 He's kidding.
00:54:50 >> We've got like 20 companies lined up to do business with us.
00:54:54 >> He does that thing.
00:54:55 >> Why don't you just go and sell blue-haired old soap bags to ladies, old ladies with gray hair who pissed their pants.
00:55:02 >> I'm gone.
00:55:03 >> Yeah, well, your stomach's making me turn.
00:55:07 >> He'll be back.
00:55:13 >> What?
00:55:16 >> You prick.
00:55:19 You weak fucking Midwestern bad-suiting stupid haircutting motherfucking prick.
00:55:27 >> Ted.
00:55:28 >> You know how important that fucking guy is to us?
00:55:30 >> I'm just trying to be like you.
00:55:32 >> What?
00:55:35 >> Well, you really are a fucking loser.
00:55:51 >> Stomach's making me turn.
00:55:53 >> Come on.
00:56:05 >> Fucking wasting time at these conferences.
00:56:11 >> But they make great theater, right?
00:56:24 You look familiar.
00:56:26 You work for me?
00:56:28 >> No, I'm over at Pineview.
00:56:31 >> Pineview?
00:56:32 >> Yeah.
00:56:34 >> Our illustrious neighbor.
00:57:01 >> Food.
00:57:08 >> What do you need here, man?
00:57:10 Jamie.
00:57:11 >> Hey, Ted.
00:57:12 >> Hey.
00:57:14 >> I'm sorry to bother you when you're not feeling well.
00:57:17 >> No, no, no, no, no, it's good.
00:57:18 Don't worry about it.
00:57:19 >> Okay.
00:57:25 >> You want to come in for a drink?
00:57:28 >> Well, I don't really have anybody here.
00:57:31 I don't have anything here, so I can't keep any alcohol.
00:57:33 >> No, I'm sorry.
00:57:36 >> What are you doing?
00:57:38 >> I got something for you.
00:57:42 This.
00:57:45 >> Why?
00:57:46 >> Because you won the bet.
00:57:49 And I don't even think I'm going to get one sale at this point.
00:57:53 I can't catch you.
00:57:54 And I even managed to fuck up that easy one that you handed me last week.
00:57:57 >> Hey, take this stupid fucking thing.
00:57:59 >> Jamie, take this.
00:58:00 I don't want it.
00:58:01 Come on, man, this is dumb.
00:58:02 Take the thing.
00:58:03 Jamie, I don't want it.
00:58:04 I don't want this.
00:58:05 >> I'll see you later, okay?
00:58:08 >> Jamie, come on.
00:58:09 >> Hope you feel better.
00:58:10 Bye.
00:58:12 >> I'm sorry.
00:58:30 >> You know you never told me why you quit teaching.
00:58:35 >> That was Jamie out there.
00:58:37 >> What?
00:58:40 >> Give me this.
00:58:41 >> Jesus.
00:58:44 Did he know I was here?
00:58:45 >> I don't know.
00:58:51 I guess I did a dime and we were in here fucking all day.
00:58:54 >> Shit.
00:58:57 I can't believe this.
00:59:09 >> Don't you move in here with me.
00:59:13 Just get started with your life right now.
00:59:17 >> It's not as simple as just packing a bag, Ted.
00:59:19 >> I know, but the sooner you do it, the easier it's going to be.
00:59:22 Trust me, I know it.
00:59:23 >> I'm not one of your clients, Ted.
00:59:25 Don't sell me.
00:59:28 Look, I'm going to tell him soon, I promise.
00:59:31 >> Yeah, it's okay.
00:59:33 I'll make it easy for both of us.
00:59:34 Just go.
00:59:36 >> I'm sorry.
00:59:37 >> Yeah, I'm sorry too.
00:59:38 Just go.
00:59:40 >> Come on.
00:59:41 Sit down and talk to me.
00:59:43 Ted.
00:59:44 >> Just go.
00:59:51 My future wife, that bitch, wants to take some time off.
00:59:55 Remember something, kid.
00:59:56 Marriage is not an accomplishment.
00:59:58 It's a choice.
00:59:59 And it's the wrong one.
01:00:03 >> Fuck this place.
01:00:04 Hey, Ted, you're on your way to Froger's, right?
01:00:06 >> Fuck off.
01:00:07 >> Hey, Ted, this is important.
01:00:09 Come on, we got to close this deal.
01:00:10 I'm serious.
01:00:11 >> I'm sick of you dealing with this shit.
01:00:13 >> I never even wanted to move to New York.
01:00:15 She's the one who gets me a Texas job.
01:00:17 >> I don't want to deal with her.
01:00:18 I don't know what the fuck I'm going to stand up to this bitch.
01:00:20 She's going to walk all over me.
01:00:22 >> She can't care about me.
01:00:23 >> She fucking delays the wedding.
01:00:24 >> I ain't like Amber.
01:00:25 >> She delayed the wedding.
01:00:26 >> Hey, guys, hold on.
01:00:27 >> What do you want?
01:00:28 Yeah, what do you want?
01:00:30 >> Nothing, really.
01:00:31 I just wanted to say goodbye.
01:00:33 They let me go.
01:00:34 >> They did?
01:00:35 >> Yeah, they're slashing people left and right.
01:00:37 I mean, it's happening every office from here to Tacoma.
01:00:39 >> I want to try Guardia.
01:00:41 I don't think they hit their affirmative action quota yet.
01:00:43 >> You have pawns, Joe.
01:00:45 >> Fuck you.
01:00:47 At least I made one sale.
01:00:48 Who's your wife banging to keep your job?
01:00:52 What the fuck was that for?
01:00:55 >> Sorry.
01:00:59 >> Fuck this.
01:01:00 I'm out of here.
01:01:02 >> What are you fucking looking at?
01:01:03 Just fuck off.
01:01:07 >> You want some juice?
01:01:09 ♪♪♪♪♪
01:01:38 ♪♪♪♪♪
01:01:57 >> Your fish seems so lonely.
01:01:59 I just...
01:02:06 I'm sorry.
01:02:08 ♪♪♪♪♪
01:02:23 I'm going to ask you what I'm about tonight.
01:02:31 Is that what you want?
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01:03:03 >> I finally fired that son of a bitch Jamie.
01:03:06 >> Bastard.
01:03:07 >> What?
01:03:08 You made it to the final round of interviews.
01:03:10 >> I can't babysit you forever.
01:03:11 >> Congratulations.
01:03:12 >> We're having our worst quarter ever and he's getting a promotion?
01:03:15 >> Capitalism at its finest.
01:03:16 >> You get to walk to Chicago while I'm stuck with that son of a bitch.
01:03:19 Who, by the way, misses the last three appointments.
01:03:21 >> I know, Chuck.
01:03:22 I did everything I could.
01:03:23 The guy cost us imprint industries for Christ's sake.
01:03:25 >> I understand.
01:03:26 And listen, don't worry about this quarter because I've got Glyrate and I've got Parker Plastics and I've got Lang all coming in the next ten days.
01:03:32 >> All right, good.
01:03:33 >> Looks like he's back on track, huh?
01:03:35 Thank God.
01:03:36 >> When your sales start to get low like his half, you're forced to be nice.
01:03:40 >> Yeah?
01:03:41 Then why are you still such a prick?
01:03:46 >> Fuck her.
01:03:48 >> I want you not to go down.
01:03:50 >> She's got a point.
01:03:51 Fuck off.
01:03:53 >> So you ready for lunch?
01:03:55 We've got reservations at Mimosa in about 20 minutes.
01:03:58 >> Not exactly.
01:04:00 >> What?
01:04:02 What's the matter?
01:04:18 >> What's he doing here?
01:04:19 >> He came over early this morning crying.
01:04:21 What was I supposed to do, kick him out?
01:04:26 Did you know he'd been fired yesterday?
01:04:28 >> I know, I know.
01:04:29 I did everything I could.
01:04:31 >> Well, now he's come to the conclusion that life has no meaning.
01:04:34 He won't take his antidepressants.
01:04:36 This is exactly what I was afraid of.
01:04:41 >> All right.
01:04:42 What do you want me to do?
01:04:43 >> Just get him off my hands for a little bit, please.
01:04:47 >> Okay.
01:04:49 What about lunch?
01:04:50 >> I need your help, please.
01:04:54 >> Okay.
01:04:55 All right.
01:04:58 Okay.
01:04:59 Let me do this.
01:05:01 Take his antidepressants?
01:05:03 >> Yeah, he tells everybody they're vitamins.
01:05:06 >> I wonder why he's so happy all the time.
01:05:09 Hey.
01:05:10 >> Hey, Brecker.
01:05:12 What the fuck are you doing here?
01:05:14 >> I heard about the job.
01:05:15 >> Oh, sorry.
01:05:19 >> I heard about the job, and now I just want to see how you're doing.
01:05:22 >> Well, you know.
01:05:24 >> Hey, listen, come on.
01:05:25 Let's get out of here.
01:05:26 >> Why?
01:05:28 >> No, come on.
01:05:29 Let's get you out of here.
01:05:30 >> I've got food.
01:05:31 I can sketch.
01:05:32 >> Bring your sketch pad.
01:05:33 >> Really?
01:05:34 >> I'm starved.
01:05:35 I'm buying.
01:05:36 >> That's a great idea, man.
01:05:37 I'd like that.
01:05:38 >> Let's go.
01:05:39 >> No, I'm going to stay here.
01:05:45 >> Come on.
01:05:46 Come on.
01:05:47 You need to get out of here.
01:05:48 Cheer you up or something.
01:05:49 Come on.
01:05:50 >> What are you so happy about?
01:05:51 >> I don't know.
01:05:52 Just -- I'm just in a good mood, I guess.
01:05:54 >> Nobody's fucking happy, Ted.
01:05:55 Nobody is fucking happy.
01:05:57 Someone told me that once.
01:06:01 >> All right, I'm going to drive.
01:06:03 >> Okay.
01:06:04 >> Let's get the fuck out of here.
01:06:06 >> See you later, buddy.
01:06:08 Be good.
01:06:09 Come on.
01:06:10 >> Okay.
01:06:11 >> Wow.
01:06:16 [Horn honking]
01:06:20 >> Watch the fucking road.
01:06:22 >> Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
01:06:24 Don't you think -- don't you think maybe you're taking this misery thing a little too far?
01:06:29 >> How dour should I be?
01:06:31 My fiance is seeing someone.
01:06:33 >> Who, Belisa?
01:06:35 >> Oh, please.
01:06:36 I found a book of matches in her coat pocket from some restaurant in Atlantic City.
01:06:40 She's not smart enough to find AC on her own.
01:06:42 >> Wait, you snooped through her things?
01:06:44 >> Hell, yeah, I did.
01:06:45 Aren't you the one who said today that you shouldn't trust anybody?
01:06:48 >> Yeah, but --
01:06:49 >> Especially a woman.
01:06:50 Is that what you said?
01:06:51 >> Yeah, but, I mean, when I said that --
01:06:54 >> I have a pretty good idea who it is, too.
01:06:59 >> My honeymoon was supposed to be next week.
01:07:02 I should be packing for Jamaica this very fucking minute.
01:07:05 >> Hey, hey, whoa, whoa, whoa, watch it.
01:07:07 >> Why is she smacking you right up on the guy's ass?
01:07:09 Watch the fucking road.
01:07:10 Keep your hands on the wheel.
01:07:12 >> Why, Ted?
01:07:13 >> Why what?
01:07:14 >> Why what?
01:07:15 >> Why?
01:07:16 >> Why what?
01:07:17 >> Why doesn't Belisa love me anymore?
01:07:19 I've given her everything.
01:07:20 I've given her my heart, my soul.
01:07:23 I gave her a Toyota Celica hatchback, leather seats, a CD player.
01:07:27 I'm the one who brought her to fucking New York.
01:07:29 And now she doesn't even care if I live or die.
01:07:32 >> Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa, watch the road.
01:07:33 Watch the fucking road.
01:07:34 >> There's a fucking car over here.
01:07:35 I'm going to drive.
01:07:36 I'm going to drive the fucking car.
01:07:46 >> What are you doing at Bineview?
01:07:47 >> Let's just say that I have some unfinished business.
01:07:49 >> I have some unfinished business to take care of.
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01:10:04 [phone rings]
01:10:06 >> Hello?
01:10:09 >> Hey, it's me.
01:10:11 >> Hey.
01:10:13 How you doing?
01:10:16 >> I'm fine.
01:10:17 >> Is he gone?
01:10:19 >> Yeah, he left this afternoon.
01:10:21 >> You okay?
01:10:24 >> I'm fine.
01:10:26 >> I'm worried about you.
01:10:27 >> Me? I'm worried about you.
01:10:33 When he left, all he took was his hunting knife.
01:10:36 >> That's all right.
01:10:41 I can handle myself.
01:10:43 >> I know you can.
01:10:45 It's just, he has this, you know, dark side to him.
01:10:51 You should see some of the shit he's been drawing.
01:10:54 I wouldn't want anything to happen to you.
01:11:01 >> Why?
01:11:03 >> Because I think I'm...
01:11:07 I think I'm...
01:11:13 You know, forget it.
01:11:16 I gotta go.
01:11:20 I should probably go. I'll talk to you later.
01:11:24 >> Okay.
01:11:26 >> Good night.
01:11:30 [phone beeps]
01:11:58 [gun cocks]
01:12:00 >> 25 years in this business, I've never witnessed anything so horrible.
01:12:07 >> From 30 to 8, I knew I should have sold.
01:12:09 Never hiring a fucking relative as a stockbroker again.
01:12:12 I'm gonna kill that cocksucker this Christmas.
01:12:14 >> I'm gonna tell my ex-wives.
01:12:16 >> Oh, fuck them. I am really screwed.
01:12:18 >> Hey, whisper numbers say we're gonna lose 60 cents per share this quarter.
01:12:23 And those pricks have decided to close Chicago.
01:12:26 The management job is off.
01:12:28 These miserable cocksuckers.
01:12:30 >> See you, Rogers.
01:12:31 >> Hey.
01:12:33 >> Who's your junkie boyfriend?
01:12:34 >> That's Richard. He's from the Southwest office.
01:12:36 >> You gotta be shitting me.
01:12:37 >> No, he was up for Chicago, too.
01:12:38 Hey, you think we have it bad?
01:12:39 That guy just lost his home, his wife, and his kid.
01:12:42 >> Look, when are we gonna be able to start selling that fucking thing?
01:12:45 >> Hey.
01:12:46 Have any of you guys seen Ted?
01:12:48 >> No.
01:12:49 >> Well, neither has Parker Plastics. He was supposed to close them today.
01:12:52 >> Our biggest client.
01:12:54 >> John, how's it going in there?
01:12:55 >> Not very fucking good.
01:12:56 >> What the fuck is going on around here?
01:12:59 >> Hey, I was on an appointment when you called.
01:13:13 You alright?
01:13:15 >> Not really.
01:13:20 >> What's the matter?
01:13:23 >> Nothing.
01:13:24 I'm moving back to Ohio.
01:13:30 He showed up at five this morning and...
01:13:35 He needs to be with family.
01:13:38 I can't handle this on my own. I just...
01:13:40 I can't abandon him.
01:13:42 I'm sorry.
01:13:45 >> When?
01:13:48 >> Tomorrow.
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01:14:17 >> Listen.
01:14:20 It was because of a woman.
01:14:22 >> What?
01:14:24 >> You asked me why I never went back to teaching and never moved Italy.
01:14:28 It was because of a woman.
01:14:31 I woke up one day and she was just gone.
01:14:36 We were living on a teacher's salary and money never really meant anything to me.
01:14:46 And she said it didn't mean anything to her either.
01:14:49 She lied.
01:14:54 So I've been carrying around all this anger, all this hurt.
01:15:03 And I used that as an excuse to be cold and hard.
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01:15:12 Son of a bitch.
01:15:18 Let me show you what I've been hiding all these years, okay?
01:15:29 Deep inside.
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01:15:49 I'm sorry, Tyler.
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01:17:07 >> Hey, Ted.
01:17:09 Where you been?
01:17:11 >> I've been, you know, doing stuff.
01:17:13 I've been around.
01:17:14 >> You do realize that the quarter closes on Friday?
01:17:18 >> Yeah, I know.
01:17:19 >> So, we lost Parker Plastics.
01:17:23 I sent Breckinridge.
01:17:25 Totally fucked the whole thing up.
01:17:27 What, uh, what do you hear on Lang?
01:17:31 >> Lang?
01:17:33 I'm, uh, I'm gonna head up there now.
01:17:35 >> Good, good, 'cause we can use every dollar.
01:17:38 >> Yeah, I know.
01:17:39 >> Well, if it isn't Willie Loman.
01:17:42 Huh?
01:17:43 Look, Willie.
01:17:45 Why don't you get yourself a bowl of soup on me?
01:17:50 Hmm?
01:17:51 [Laughs]
01:17:54 You know what?
01:18:06 You know, I've been a prick to you for a long time.
01:18:10 I, you know, maybe I didn't have a right to be, I don't know.
01:18:20 Yeah, I don't know.
01:18:26 Sorry, I...
01:18:30 >> So, John, you know...
01:18:33 [Footsteps]
01:18:35 How the mighty have fallen.
01:18:41 >> If he doesn't sign his next two deals, this is gonna be the next office they close.
01:18:47 [Birds chirping]
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01:18:59 >> Jimmy went back to Ohio.
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01:19:26 I stayed.
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01:19:37 >> What's going on?
01:19:58 >> Hey, John.
01:20:02 What's going on?
01:20:05 >> Fuck off.
01:20:06 >> What happened?
01:20:08 >> What do you mean, what happened?
01:20:09 I told you how important this quarter was, you motherfucker.
01:20:13 I was the first one to go.
01:20:15 >> I don't believe this.
01:20:21 >> Yeah, well, believe it, sunshine.
01:20:23 Those pricks upstairs didn't put up much of a fight.
01:20:27 Breckenridge is our number one salesman, for fuck's sake.
01:20:32 >> How'd Lagooza pull this off?
01:20:34 >> Mezzanine financing.
01:20:36 It wasn't even a stock swap.
01:20:38 The price was so low, they came up with the cash.
01:20:40 Every division sale from here to Seattle, way down.
01:20:44 Oh, that DLX 179, that's gonna make him a fucking fortune.
01:20:48 They're not even gonna need a sales force.
01:20:51 >> Ah, good Breckenridge, what the hell was I thinking?
01:20:54 [Grunts]
01:20:55 >> That is for putting up with your shit for three years.
01:21:01 You miserable cocksucker.
01:21:03 >> All I had to do was dangle a young blonde in front of that sick fuck Crosby from Trenton.
01:21:30 He took the bait.
01:21:31 Oak line and sinker.
01:21:33 This trial starts next week.
01:21:36 >> It was only a matter of time before I got Richards hooked back on the white powder.
01:21:42 Sobriety is so easy to cure.
01:21:44 >> Pretty good, but I got the number one guy from Tacoma to gamble away his home, his car, even his kid's dental plan.
01:21:50 Last I heard, he was living downtown in an empty refrigerator box.
01:21:54 >> Well, that little lady from Nashville office still thinks she's having my baby.
01:21:59 That phony doctor had her so convinced she started having morning sickness.
01:22:03 >> As soon as sales dip below 60 mil for the quarter, stock plummeted.
01:22:07 Vineview's market cap value dropped almost 30% this time last year.
01:22:11 >> Excellent.
01:22:12 >> I really enjoyed the last three months.
01:22:25 I don't think I have ever had that much fucking fun.
01:22:28 >> So, tell us, Artie.
01:22:30 How did you come up with such a brilliant plan?
01:22:33 >> Funny enough, it was when the wife and I were in Zimbabwe on vacation.
01:22:38 She'd been driving me crazy to see these fucking elephants in the wild ever since we first got married.
01:22:43 So, one day we're tracking this herd with the park rangers.
01:22:49 Now, if you know anything about elephants, you know they eat up to a ton of vegetation every single day.
01:22:57 Now, if the authorities let them keep eating like that, there wouldn't be a single shrub left in the park.
01:23:03 Ah, it's a damn shame.
01:23:06 >> Lisa!
01:23:09 >> So, as fucked up as it sounds, these rangers have to kill hundreds of elephants every year.
01:23:20 Just so the others don't starve to death.
01:23:23 What they do is they maim the leaders of the herd.
01:23:28 And with the leaders out of commission, the others become helpless and confused.
01:23:36 Unaware of the bloody carnage going on all around them.
01:23:41 It's an amazing sight.
01:23:49 They call it culling.
01:23:51 >> Lisa!
01:23:52 >> I knew Blindview's DLX technology was going to forever revolutionize our industry.
01:24:01 And I also knew...
01:24:02 I wasn't going to pay their asking price for the company.
01:24:10 So, I figured...
01:24:13 If you can cull elephants...
01:24:20 Why not salesmen?
01:24:22 You know where I can get something to eat around here?
01:24:25 >> Cafeteria's on two.
01:24:27 >> Who the fuck is that guy?
01:24:29 >> He's a top man for bad movies.
01:24:30 >> Rude.
01:24:31 >> He's a shit for little cocksuckers.
01:24:32 >> Who's your junkie boyfriend?
01:24:33 >> Well, that's Richards from the Southwest office.
01:24:35 >> Well, you definitely targeted the right leaders.
01:24:38 Those ten were responsible for 42% of Blindview's sales.
01:24:43 >> He desperately wanted to be in show business, so I got him to drop every one of his clients and begin rehearsing seven days a week.
01:24:50 The schmuck actually thinks he's opening for Cher next month in Reno.
01:24:53 >> That was a good one.
01:24:55 But I think we all know where the best job of all was done.
01:24:58 You get close to them.
01:25:01 You find out who they really are.
01:25:06 And then you tear their insides out.
01:25:11 [Muffled conversation]
01:25:15 >> Oh, yes, it was a thing of beauty.
01:25:19 >> I just don't know how you pulled it off.
01:25:21 >> People are weak and vulnerable.
01:25:23 They're the ones who make it easy to pull off.
01:25:25 >> Yeah, but Riker.
01:25:26 >> Ted?
01:25:28 The thing about Ted is that he's just naive enough not to care about money.
01:25:33 Which made it all the more challenging.
01:25:36 For both of us.
01:25:39 >> Should have seen him with the books.
01:25:41 >> Every time he walked in, he'd offer me one of his clients.
01:25:55 And every time, I'd just piss him away.
01:25:59 >> Salesman with a conscience. Talk about impotence.
01:26:02 >> Hey, a little respect.
01:26:04 He's one of the sharpest motherfuckers I ever met.
01:26:07 Bright, charismatic, heart of a poet.
01:26:10 >> Hell, I'd fuck him.
01:26:12 >> Once she got her tentacles in him, it was all over.
01:26:24 >> She did?
01:26:26 >> She'd just love him.
01:26:29 Dump him.
01:26:31 And then she would go on.
01:26:35 >> You didn't know which way to turn.
01:26:37 >> Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
01:26:40 >> Hit the bell?
01:26:41 >> Hey, just remembered.
01:26:44 He wrote you a poem.
01:26:45 Came in the mail.
01:26:47 It's pretty good.
01:26:48 Goes like this.
01:26:50 You've got gold inside of you.
01:26:54 If you look deep enough, you'll see.
01:26:57 There's some gold inside me, too.
01:27:00 [laughing]
01:27:02 There's no one better than your team
01:27:25 at finding someone's Achilles heel.
01:27:29 I taught them well.
01:27:30 If you look deep enough, you'll find it.
01:27:34 Some people need drugs.
01:27:36 Others need love.
01:27:38 Others have an affinity for young, well-built Korean boys.
01:27:47 What the fuck?
01:27:50 Hey, easy.
01:27:51 You don't catch panties in a bunch,
01:27:53 it'll never get out.
01:27:55 That is, of course, unless our money does not arrive.
01:27:58 Money does not arrive by 9 a.m.
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