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Aired (May 24, 2024): Vice Ganda, may mga binitiwang advice para sa mga taong balak lokohin ang kanilang mga kasintahan.

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01:08 Was that wrong before you did it?
01:10 It all happened after.
01:12 She already cried when she saw me.
01:14 How old were you then?
01:15 Uh, 28?
01:18 I was 28.
01:19 It was already 28.
01:21 So when you were 28,
01:23 you didn't know that cheating is bad?
01:26 You only found out after?
01:28 Uh, that was my realization.
01:34 I just thought that it was wrong.
01:41 I locked her up wrongly.
01:43 I really cut off our conversation.
01:47 Why did you say that she didn't have time for you?
01:51 You were looking for attention.
01:53 Why didn't you separate properly?
01:55 Yes, we talked about it the other day.
02:00 We had an adoration chapel for you.
02:02 Yes.
02:03 Answer that.
02:04 So that Sunil's burden would be cut off.
02:07 You were about to cry.
02:09 No.
02:10 Why would I cry?
02:11 You were about to separate.
02:12 Yes.
02:14 And then,
02:15 you wanted to go back to being a black.
02:16 How?
02:17 Too slow?
02:20 Too slow.
02:21 You should've been faster.
02:22 I should've been faster because he was faster.
02:24 I was in the cinema.
02:26 Maung Nay was running.
02:28 Why do dancers always have to do that?
02:31 Yes.
02:32 Hey, hey, hey.
02:33 Yes.
02:34 You're so fast.
02:35 It hurts.
02:36 You can feel it when you're dancing.
02:39 Yes.
02:40 Okay.
02:41 What was your question again?
02:42 Why didn't you separate properly?
02:44 And why didn't you fix your hair today?
02:46 I had a lot of time.
02:47 I was late.
02:48 We performed every night.
02:49 Okay.
02:50 So, what was your question again?
02:53 He's explaining.
02:54 Why didn't you...
02:55 Why didn't you...
02:56 Why didn't you tell him that she didn't have time for you?
03:00 No.
03:01 Why did you separate?
03:02 Instead of blocking her, you just separated her.
03:04 Yes.
03:05 Why are you so mad at Ricks?
03:07 Because Ricks hurt two girls.
03:10 What?
03:11 Because...
03:12 He hurt two girls.
03:13 So, if three is okay?
03:14 It hurts more.
03:15 Maybe I should've shaved his hair.
03:18 I should've cut it.
03:20 I didn't do it wrong.
03:23 I didn't do it right.
03:28 I should've told him formally.
03:31 But I didn't do it.
03:34 Or...
03:35 I just thought...
03:36 Maybe that's why they don't think about it.
03:38 Maybe during the time that he cheats,
03:40 he feels good.
03:42 Yes.
03:43 Right?
03:44 Because...
03:46 That's it.
03:47 Why would you make a mistake?
03:50 Maybe he did it because he feels good.
03:53 He feels good.
03:55 Even if he knows that it's wrong,
03:58 but you feel good about it.
04:01 Whatever you share with each other,
04:04 it feels good at that moment.
04:06 Until you realize that this is so wrong,
04:09 that it shouldn't continue.
04:11 Especially if a lot of people are hurt.
04:14 Did you feel anything at that time with Sofia Rags?
04:18 I gradually lost it.
04:21 I really lost it.
04:23 I was forgetting her for hours.
04:26 Just to have...
04:29 But again, that's not the reason.
04:32 It's not her fault.
04:33 It's not her fault that you cheated
04:36 because she didn't give you time.
04:38 It's not her fault that you're jealous
04:40 that's why you cheated.
04:41 It's all about you.
04:43 It's you.
04:44 It's not Sofia.
04:47 Right?
04:48 So we can't say,
04:49 "Because she doesn't have time."
04:50 "Because I'm asking for it,
04:51 but she's not giving it."
04:52 That's the reason why you left her.
04:55 That's the reason why you cheated on her.
04:58 You know you're everything to me
05:01 When I will never see you
05:04 When we feel that we don't deserve
05:07 what we're getting,
05:09 we can ask for freedom.
05:12 "Leave me."
05:13 Right?
05:14 "You're gradually losing your feelings for me."
05:18 "Then leave me."
05:19 "You're not respecting me."
05:21 "You're wasting me."
05:24 "Then leave me."
05:25 "I'll cry and get hurt."
05:27 "One day, this pain will end."
05:30 And you're reaching the point
05:32 where you're running out of time.
05:34 Crying.
05:35 Sing it.
05:37 Please release me
05:42 Let me go
05:45 For I don't love you anymore
05:53 You're not the one I want.
05:55 I'm letting you go.
05:56 Believe my love will be a sin
06:01 You're the one I want to leave.
06:03 Realist me
06:06 Don't raise your voice, I'm talking to you.
06:08 And never love again
06:11 Aww.
06:12 Good.
06:13 Aww.
06:14 I have found a new
06:17 I can smell the pesto.
06:18 I can smell the pesto from the mother of Sparky.
06:20 No.
06:21 What's that? Big Salmon?
06:23 Okay, but...
06:24 Salmen?
06:25 Salmen.
06:26 Salmen.
06:27 That's what I hear from Anne Curtis.
06:28 Yes.
06:29 Salmen.
06:32 His mother is doing that.
06:35 She's talking to his father.
06:36 What did she say?
06:37 "Ang tugun po."
06:39 Salmon responsorium.
06:41 "Mommy, what are you doing?"
06:43 "Salmon. Ang tugun."
06:45 Salmon responsorium.
06:47 But again, we're all making mistakes.
06:50 We're all making mistakes.
06:52 The good thing is, we're learning.
06:55 And we're forcing ourselves to be strong
06:57 inside and out.
06:59 We're resisting so that it won't happen again.
07:02 It's good that you're aware.
07:04 And you can be better next time.
07:07 Right?
07:08 You don't want to?
07:10 I'm okay.
07:12 Okay.
07:13 So, you.
07:14 Are you ready?
07:16 Aren't you afraid that
07:18 you'll meet someone new?
07:20 That someone will be good at dancing
07:22 and you'll fall?
07:23 Oh my!
07:24 Of course, at first,
07:26 I'll think about it.
07:28 Because he made me feel like
07:30 I was just his pastime.
07:32 Oh.
07:34 Not because we're far apart.
07:36 He doesn't see me as a relationship.
07:38 That happened to me.
07:40 Really?
07:41 He made me feel like I was just a pasta.
07:43 What did he do?
07:44 He put sauce on me
07:45 because I was just a pasta.
07:47 He poured white sauce on me.
07:49 He poured it on my face.
07:51 Pastime!
07:53 Not pasta.
07:55 Don't ever let that happen to you again.
07:58 You're not a pastime.
08:00 You're not a toy.
08:02 You're not a toy.
08:04 You are a woman
08:06 with a heart.
08:09 Oh my God.
08:10 What?
08:11 I'm gonna pray Uber.
08:13 That's true.
08:14 Don't ever let that happen to you.
08:16 Because
08:18 you're not a lowly thing
08:20 that you're a person
08:22 with a heart, soul, and value.
08:24 Correct.
08:26 Thank you.
08:28 The problem with Sofia
08:30 is that she loves people.
08:32 So if love really
08:34 comes to your heart,
08:36 it's really hard to connect.
08:38 If you love someone too much,
08:40 you give too much value to that person
08:42 that the value you give them
08:44 is not enough.
08:46 So,
08:48 I'm gonna pray Uber.
08:50 I'm gonna pray Uber.
08:52 I'm gonna pray Uber.
08:54 I'm gonna pray Uber.
08:57 I'm gonna pray Uber.
08:59 I'm gonna pray Uber.
09:01 I'm gonna pray Uber.
09:03 I'm gonna pray Uber.

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