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Aired (April 23, 2024): Tuwang-tuwang si Vice Ganda sa pangmalakasan pagkakakilala ni Seachee Mhack!
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00:00 I don't need to climb mountains anymore.
00:02 Why?
00:03 Because the view is already beautiful.
00:05 Nice!
00:09 Searching number 3, reveal!
00:14 What's up, madlam people! I'm Mack, 24.
00:23 The hardworking rocker of San Antonio, Manila.
00:26 I'm from San Andres, Bucat, Manila.
00:31 I know Mack.
00:33 How old is he?
00:35 24.
00:36 Nice!
00:39 I'm Mack.
00:40 You're laughing, Kiana.
00:42 I'm Mack and Kiana.
00:44 You're Mac-Kiana.
00:45 Kofi Mac-Kiana.
00:49 What do you do in your life, Mack?
00:51 I do rocketing.
00:53 What kind of rocketing?
00:55 I'm in a small business.
00:57 What's your small business?
00:58 Chili garlic.
00:59 Oh, that's why you're in a small business.
01:01 Chili.
01:02 Chili garlic?
01:04 Yes, I'm a chef.
01:06 I like chili garlic.
01:08 Is there a medium-sized business?
01:10 There is.
01:11 Medium-scale, large-scale, small-scale businesses.
01:15 Nice.
01:16 Yeah.
01:17 How old are you, Mack?
01:19 It depends on the weight.
01:21 24!
01:22 Why are you angry?
01:24 I'm Mack, 24.
01:25 Yes.
01:28 It depends on the weight of the chili and garlic.
01:32 What's your business name?
01:37 Small Mack Business.
01:39 What's your name when you're big?
01:41 Big Mack Business.
01:42 How much is your profit from the chili garlic business?
01:53 500 pesos.
01:54 500 pesos?
01:55 Including the garapon.
01:57 How many garapons?
01:59 24!
02:01 12 pesos.
02:04 Yes, there are different sizes.
02:05 How many garapons can you make from 500 pesos?
02:07 One box, 24 pieces.
02:09 24?
02:10 From 500 pesos, 24 pieces.
02:12 How much do you earn?
02:14 It's like you earn triple or double.
02:16 Two boxes.
02:18 That's a lot.
02:19 Then, 128 pieces.
02:21 One box, 24.
02:23 Two boxes, 48.
02:25 How many are those?
02:26 24!
02:27 Do you earn from that?
02:31 Do you earn from that?
02:32 Yes, I earn from that.
02:33 He earns a lot from that.
02:36 How much?
02:38 Especially when I drop something.
02:41 You drop something on your head?
02:43 You'll earn from that?
02:44 You'll get a restaurant photo.
02:45 He'll get a restaurant photo.
02:46 He'll get a restaurant photo.
02:47 Yes, if he has a restaurant photo.
02:48 He'll get a restaurant photo.
02:49 You know what, Mac?
02:50 We should be partners.
02:51 Why?
02:53 Because I earn more.
02:54 You're a big guy.
02:56 I'm a big guy.
02:58 You earn more.
02:59 You earn more.
03:00 But congrats, that was so smart.
03:03 Thank you so much, Ma'am.
03:04 He's earning a lot and he has a business.
03:07 He's thinking about his age.
03:08 24!
03:09 Correct.
03:10 What's your pick-up line to Kiana?
03:11 Kiana, I think I'll stop selling chili garlic.
03:17 He's nervous.
03:18 Do it again.
03:19 Do it again, Kiana.
03:20 Kiana.
03:22 I'll do it like this.
03:23 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
03:25 You're sweating.
03:26 I'm sweating.
03:27 Kiana.
03:28 You know what, I have a complaint.
03:32 He's nervous.
03:34 This is taking too long.
03:35 I'm already 24.
03:36 Chili garlic.
03:40 Do it again.
03:42 Kiana.
03:45 I think I'll stop selling chili garlic.
03:47 Why?
03:48 I'm already 25.
03:50 Because I've seen what will add spice to my life.
03:55 He can do it.
03:58 Spice!
03:59 Oh!
04:00 Oh!
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