El Presidente | Pizza Reviews
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00:00 [Music]
00:19 Alright, pizza review time. What are you laughing about?
00:22 The music might be a little loud.
00:24 That's why we're at Mystic Pizza of Slice of Heaven since 1973.
00:31 Want me to move from it?
00:33 It's raining.
00:37 Disgusting out. Mystic Pizza, I think I've had...
00:40 If you're old like me, this is Julia Roberts.
00:42 She works at Mystic Pizza in the movie named after Mystic Pizza.
00:47 They're...
00:49 And there it is.
00:53 This looks like almost Greek.
00:56 This feels like Greek pizza, Austin.
00:58 It's fucking raining.
00:59 Mystic's a nice town.
01:01 Not nice today.
01:02 Gross out.
01:04 I think this is Greek pizza.
01:14 Austin, you said maybe we'll...
01:18 I'm screaming and it's only pizza review fucking two.
01:21 Hi. Hi.
01:24 People waving by, rolling down the window in the rain.
01:27 They're saying hi. I'm screaming back. Hi.
01:30 You said we would only do this because in the movie,
01:33 Julia Roberts, really a looker in her day, pretty woman.
01:36 You made a big mistake.
01:39 You know that scene when she's shopping?
01:41 You work on commission, right? Big mistake.
01:44 No, thank you. Hi.
01:46 Hello. Do you remember me?
01:48 Oh, I'm sorry. I was in here yesterday. You wouldn't wait on me?
01:51 Oh. You work on commission, right?
01:54 Yes.
01:56 Big mistake. Big. Huge.
01:59 Don't love the pizza. It's Greek pizza.
02:02 You said we wouldn't come here if it wasn't for the pageantry of the movie.
02:05 Probably the right call.
02:07 Listen, it's Greek pizza. It's a family business in the place of 1970-something.
02:16 So...
02:18 6-2.
02:21 Big mistake. You work on commission, right?
02:24 Big mistake.
02:26 (whooshing)
02:28 [WHOOSH]