Coronation Street 17th May 2024
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00:00 *Saxophone music*
00:23 *Spoon clinks*
00:24 I mean, bravo and all that, but we still don't know for sure who's behind this Lauren business.
00:29 Well, who else could have done it? Roy?
00:31 *Scoffs* No, don't be silly.
00:34 *Sighs*
00:35 We need Nathan Curtis in police custody, not in a hospital bed.
00:39 Did Daniel say if they gave him much of a grill in?
00:41 He said they only asked him one or two questions.
00:44 It's probably telling the truth.
00:46 Well, if it wasn't Daniel, then who was it?
00:48 It's hair dye. I've told her that. I mean, what's she bothering you with this for?
00:54 Because I'm your wife. And she's not convinced.
00:57 Neither are you by the looks of it.
00:59 Not like a bit of trust in a marriage.
01:01 He said I loved you, not I trusted you.
01:03 You know, this should change the vows.
01:05 I do solemnly declare to put up with this nightmare until the day I pop my clogs.
01:09 Oh, right, okay. I'm a nightmare now, am I?
01:11 Well, you are when you're gunning for me.
01:13 Let me see your phone.
01:15 Why?
01:16 Because I want to check it.
01:17 Oh, yeah? What, do you think I'm gonna stick it on my calendar?
01:21 Mrs. Lobley, 11 o'clock, attack Nathan Curtis at 3, pick up Lily at 3.30. Come on.
01:27 Are you serious?
01:29 You know what, this should change the vows.
01:31 Two, I solemnly swear to let my wife see my phone when she asks.
01:34 Privacy's important.
01:36 Yeah, when you've got something to hide.
01:38 All right, fine, let me see yours.
01:41 Why?
01:42 You've just said nothing should be private.
01:45 Yeah, but what if the kids ring?
01:47 I'll answer it.
01:49 And if any of the customers phone me, you'll let me know.
01:54 No.
01:55 You've got three different types of perfumes.
02:00 Are you rooting for my bag?
02:01 No, it was open. Why have you got so many?
02:03 Well, it depends what mood I'm in.
02:05 Where's my sister?
02:06 Dev's.
02:07 Oh, good. Gives me a chance to get away from her before she starts bleating.
02:11 Right, is he gonna be there?
02:12 Who?
02:14 Oh, come on.
02:15 I don't know.
02:16 Come on, you spend more time with him than you do with me.
02:18 Nick, we live together, we work together and we sleep together. I don't think you're doing too badly.
02:22 Do you want a lift?
02:23 No, it's OK. I'll get a tram to Piccadilly.
02:25 Lee, don't go.
02:28 Look, both of you...
02:29 I need you.
02:30 Well, then come with me. I'm sure I can wangle you a place.
02:33 I'm serious.
02:34 Yeah, so am I.
02:35 I wouldn't let a group of strangers take me hostage.
02:39 They're not a group of strangers and no-one's taking me hostage.
02:42 Well, they're taking your phone hostage.
02:44 Yeah, and so does every yoga retreat on the planet, are you?
02:47 So do yoga instead.
02:49 I'm not having this fight. Not now.
02:52 Look, everything was new once upon a time.
02:55 Veganism was new. Christianity.
02:57 Right, well, maybe in 2,000 years we'll all be worshipping Rowan, then.
03:01 Get out of my way.
03:03 Oh, come on, Lee. Don't be like that.
03:06 Well, thanks for backing me up.
03:11 I was doing fine until you arrived.
03:13 What, offering her a lift to the station?
03:14 I was biding time.
03:15 To indulge her?
03:16 Oh, don't take it out on me.
03:18 Bad cop, bad cop. That is the only way we need to play this.
03:21 Morning.
03:22 Morning.
03:23 Where's my mum?
03:24 Er, we thought you'd gone.
03:26 Gone where?
03:27 Community service.
03:28 I'm not there today.
03:30 Oh, right.
03:32 I get it. Didn't even bother to double-check, did she?
03:34 Right, you need to get up earlier.
03:35 And don't forget you're covering her shifts, and that starts today.
03:38 And this bit will be me at the staff.
03:47 You can't use that picture again.
03:50 You've done that on purpose.
03:51 Well, no. I mean, that's just a placeholder, innit?
03:54 I can change the lighting, get rid of all that.
03:58 What's all that?
03:59 Well, just, you know, the bags under your eyes.
04:02 Look, can you give me a bit more of a tan?
04:04 Oh, lordy.
04:05 What?
04:06 How, then?
04:07 Right, so what's that bit there, then?
04:09 Oh, so this is where your customers can leave comments, reviews, that kind of thing.
04:14 Oh, nice one, Max.
04:15 And when can you have it finished by?
04:17 Well, that depends.
04:19 I mean, we'll have to discuss the fee, my maintenance costs,
04:23 and, you know, then if you really want it doing a proper job, troubleshooting all that.
04:28 You said 100 quid?
04:30 Yeah, for a mock-up.
04:32 No, for the whole thing.
04:34 Yeah, nice try.
04:35 But in fairness, you're not a professional website designer.
04:38 I thought I'd double up as a school project or something.
04:41 Yeah, I'm not in school, but if I keep it simple, I'm grand.
04:48 A grand?
04:50 I was returning empty bottles at your age.
04:53 I'm not really sure what that means.
04:55 But you know what?
04:56 If you guys want to get a professional, by all means.
04:59 I'm not paying you for that.
05:01 Well, look, it was just to show you the kind of thing you'd be getting.
05:04 I can finish the job for a grand, or I can walk away for a one, or it's your choice.
05:08 Well, we'll pay you for the mock-up, but let us just have a think about the rest.
05:11 I'm not being held to ransom.
05:13 So, do you think it's like the olden days, or something, when kids worked in the mill for one penny a week?
05:18 I've seen the wax figures in the science museum when they were dying of cholera.
05:22 Bop it!
05:24 I'll invoice you.
05:25 [PHONE RINGS]
05:28 Have you heard the like?
05:30 It's Lindsay.
05:32 Australia?
05:34 Hello?
05:36 You're popular.
05:39 Oh, Steve keeps sending selfies.
05:42 He saw me pop round for a boutique haul last night.
05:44 You jealous?
05:46 Don't be daft. I see him every day.
05:49 What have they been doing?
05:51 What do you think?
05:52 Well, I hope they're not sending you selfies and that.
05:55 Grabbing lunch.
05:57 Since when has Steve said grabbing?
05:59 What does she do?
06:01 She runs some sort of boutique estate agent.
06:05 What?
06:06 In ale barns.
06:08 And she likes Steve?
06:10 Eh?
06:11 Fantastic! We should invite them over.
06:14 What about the band?
06:15 What?
06:16 Well, I'm not allowed to see him outside of work.
06:18 Lifted!
06:19 Seriously?
06:20 Yeah, it's never realistic.
06:21 What, we can be mates again?
06:22 We can all be mates.
06:23 Oh!
06:24 They're going indoor skydiving today.
06:27 Blimey, is it love?
06:28 Well, I just hope he doesn't rip his heart out and trample all over it in her big high heels.
06:32 Boutique estate agent.
06:34 I don't know.
06:36 Hey.
06:38 You were awake all night again, weren't you?
06:41 I could sense it.
06:42 Not all night.
06:44 I had another dream about Zodiac.
06:47 It was a fully grown man in a baby grow chasing me round a cemetery.
06:51 It was all a bit Benny Hill.
06:54 Sorry, I didn't like to say.
06:57 Dev, this is so intense.
06:59 Yeah.
07:00 And not like any other kind of grief, I'm sure.
07:02 It was my responsibility.
07:03 Yes, it was.
07:05 But you did what was best for him at the time, right?
07:08 I think it's practice.
07:10 Before Empole goes.
07:12 Let's hope that it helps ward off the police.
07:15 It all feels interconnected, you know.
07:17 It's like payback.
07:19 Honey, OK, you need to take care of yourself, OK?
07:22 Everybody needs to look after each other.
07:24 Well, the last thing I need is that Christopher hanging around and harassing me.
07:28 If the kids get wind of it, they'll start asking me questions.
07:30 They won't.
07:32 Because everything's going to be OK.
07:34 It's not, though, is it?
07:36 That's the only thing we know for sure.
07:38 You can't drink, you're on shift.
07:48 It's my break.
07:49 Well, my bar and my rules.
07:51 Yeah, it's my time and I can do with it what I want.
07:54 OK, well, look, finish that and then no more, not till you get off.
07:58 Relax, will you?
07:59 Well, don't tell me to relax.
08:01 Right.
08:03 Where are you going?
08:04 I've still got 20 minutes of my break.
08:06 Might go and see if there are rovers.
08:08 It's not your bar, is it?
08:09 Well, table six are in the mood.
08:17 Oh, yeah, the golfers.
08:20 Yeah, gorgeous this and sweetheart that.
08:23 That's nice. Take it where you can get it.
08:25 No, thanks.
08:27 Look, I'm sorry I doubted you.
08:30 You were right.
08:32 Look, if what we're doing doesn't work, we're just going to have to find another way.
08:36 Yeah, but, you know, Leanne's got an answer for everything.
08:39 Well, they know what we're going to say, so they get in there first.
08:42 We can shake her all we want, but remember what she was like with those white feathers.
08:47 She'll believe what she wants to believe.
08:49 Well?
08:55 Well, what?
08:56 Well, are you convinced that I didn't do it?
08:58 You tell me.
08:59 I have told you.
09:00 And I still don't believe you.
09:02 Well, I'll send you a visitation order, shall I? We can write to each other.
09:05 Do you think this is funny? I want to know the truth.
09:07 It wasn't me. That's the truth.
09:10 If you don't like it, fine.
09:12 Get back to me when you're satisfied.
09:14 Or when they find who did do it, maybe you can write to him in prison.
09:18 I suppose I should tell you not to speak to my daughter like that.
09:23 I'd be an anxious wreck, OK? GBH is no joke.
09:26 Well, you did it to Justin.
09:28 Is that why she's in a strop? Because I did it for Daisy, why not her?
09:32 I just think it's... it's just all a bit much for her.
09:35 Can you just please just try and be nice?
09:37 I am nice to her.
09:39 After the last few weeks, after everything that they've hauled me in for,
09:44 I would have to be out of my mind to leave the bloke for dead.
09:47 Would have been a gamble.
09:48 It's a gamble that somebody's taken, but it wasn't me.
09:51 It was a stupid ban anyway, completely.
09:56 I could never enforce it. I never took it seriously anyhow.
09:59 What?
10:00 She was hiding round corners.
10:02 She only said you scarpered out Roy's the other day cos Steve was there.
10:06 It's only cos I've left the switch unmanned.
10:08 Yeah, you was terrified of getting caught.
10:10 As if. As if I'm terrified of Sally.
10:12 Hi, darling. Yeah, I'm coming now.
10:17 OK, bye-bye, baby.
10:18 A thousand pounds.
10:20 So put a few pictures on the internet with our telephone number.
10:23 Well, there might be a bit more to it than that.
10:25 How hard could it be?
10:26 A fella that did art's charged a fortune.
10:28 And that picture they put on me, taking the mic.
10:31 Maybe you could get Max to retake the picture.
10:33 What, again and again, till I'm satisfied?
10:35 It's embarrassing.
10:37 I never come out well.
10:39 Then I see myself in a window or a mirror and I think, "Yeah, you look all right."
10:43 Has he calmed down yet?
10:45 He's going to build his own.
10:46 A website? Oh, aye.
10:48 And while he's doing that, we'll get Max to see to this alternator.
10:51 I'll pay him what we owe him.
10:53 The onener?
10:54 A hundred quid.
10:55 He should wear a stripy jumper and a mask.
10:57 That's all he's getting, not a penny more.
11:00 Hey, the twins are coming over.
11:02 I can't wait.
11:03 Oh, they had a rattle panic when she rang. I thought something had happened.
11:06 When's that happening, then?
11:07 Three weeks.
11:08 Ooh, bittersweet, eh?
11:09 Yeah, well, I'm going to focus on the sweets.
11:11 Mmm.
11:12 Got the bitter covered?
11:13 Just a bit.
11:14 Ha!
11:15 Right, I'd better get off.
11:17 See you.
11:18 Why do you have to tell Shona?
11:22 Why do you think?
11:23 Look, I've done some dumb things in my time, all right, but jail wasn't for me.
11:27 I like a hot bath, I like my late-night TV and I like my own loo.
11:31 And the kids, I like them and all.
11:33 And we think Nathan might be guilty, but we don't know for sure.
11:36 Well, Bethany's convinced that he did it.
11:38 Yeah, but convinced isn't proof, is it?
11:40 They're hardly going to send a guy down for murder because Bethany Platt thinks he did it.
11:43 Look, she has been through a lot, and for the record, I never said anything about you or the hair dye.
11:49 Look, it was hair dye, so enough of the air quotes, all right?
11:52 Look, even if we knew that Nathan killed this lawyer...
11:55 Yes, I know, you like your own loo. We're going round in circles.
11:58 You stupid, stupid...
12:03 Whoa, whoa, what have I done now?
12:04 You're a liar, David.
12:06 Your fitness app, it tracks everywhere you've been.
12:09 It was you, you attacked him.
12:11 How could you be so reckless?
12:14 MUSIC PLAYS
12:17 That must be Demi. Let's go and say ciao.
12:29 Oh, no, Sally, I'm not leaving.
12:30 Oh, don't be miserable.
12:32 Hi, Steve.
12:33 Sally?
12:34 Tim?
12:35 Lifted.
12:36 What?
12:37 The barn has been lifted, hasn't it, matey?
12:39 How come?
12:40 Oh, no reason.
12:41 Sorry, this is Sally and Tim.
12:43 Oh, you must be Demi.
12:45 Sally, I've heard so much about you.
12:47 Really? How was skydiving?
12:50 Oh, it were a riot.
12:52 Indoor skydiving's where it's at.
12:54 You don't have to bother with a gap year or the aeroplane.
12:57 Tim and I were just saying, the four of us, we should go out for dinner, shouldn't we?
13:02 Come to mine, I'll cook.
13:04 That'd be amazing.
13:06 Or even better, come to mine, I'll cook.
13:08 Yeah, a nice one, we could stagger home then, couldn't we?
13:11 Fine by me.
13:12 Great.
13:13 I tell you what, why don't we make it tonight? I'll even ask Ken.
13:16 Oh, even better.
13:18 Oh, well, bye-bye.
13:21 Bye-bye.
13:22 (HUMMING)
13:25 (BOTH LAUGH)
13:27 I'll see you later.
13:28 Ah, see, Mrs Worsley.
13:31 Deep red balayage.
13:33 Don't she live on Grasmere?
13:34 Yeah, I tried talking her out of it, but it's air-dye, it's not blood.
13:37 The tracker don't lie.
13:39 Whilst we're on the subject, actually, I read your text messages last week.
13:43 You sent this to Bernie. Where is it?
13:45 "Here you are. Yeah, I'll cover your shifts this aft.
13:49 "Gets me out of eating David's cottage pie."
13:51 It's too much salt.
13:52 Guys, come on, can we just stick on topic, please?
13:55 You were there.
13:57 All right, fine, I was there, all right, but I didn't attack anyone.
14:01 I saw where he parked his van and I was going to, like, vandalise it.
14:06 It's paint.
14:07 - Paint? - Why?
14:09 I don't know, warn him off.
14:10 What, by painting his van red?
14:12 The point is, I got there too late. Somebody already beat me to it.
14:15 Oh, well, that's very convenient, isn't it, David?
14:17 Well, yeah, it was, actually, because I saw everything.
14:20 I know exactly who did it.
14:22 You again.
14:30 Oliver, what's your excuse?
14:34 You live here?
14:35 Oli, leave me alone.
14:37 I owe you an apology.
14:39 What's made you gravel, did she?
14:41 The need went cold yesterday and I took it out on you.
14:44 I thought I'd be making a complaint.
14:46 A waste of everybody's time, including yours.
14:49 It was harassment. People like me have had a lifetime of it.
14:52 Why's that?
14:53 Well, I must have one of those faces, you know,
14:55 come from the wrong estate, mixed with the wrong people.
14:58 You've done some pretty bad things.
15:00 Identity theft, fraud.
15:03 I had my reasons.
15:05 Look, I've got to go.
15:09 Hey, do you think Mum's been acting weird lately?
15:16 Yeah, but I'm on to it.
15:18 Hey, have you seen her account you're after?
15:22 I didn't know you cared.
15:24 Is it true what they say about you, Tim?
15:27 That you couldn't read?
15:29 Couldn't read, was I?
15:31 Go and sleep it off, eh, son?
15:33 I need a ride into town, though.
15:35 Bus stops there.
15:36 Yeah, well, it doesn't stop outside the big snooker club, though, does it?
15:39 You couldn't focus on a cue ball, state your own age.
15:42 I'm only going cos their drinks are half price.
15:44 It's two and three and five.
15:46 I'm happy I won't get any grimmer.
15:48 Hey, do you reckon I can get this in there, from over here?
15:51 Let's go.
15:53 Whoa!
15:54 Right, I don't want to get all Uncle Tim on you, but come on, let's go.
15:58 Oh, no.
16:00 Yeah, Matt, who's that guy you were talking to before?
16:06 Oh, it's just some busybody asking questions about Lauren.
16:09 Hobo?
16:11 I don't know.
16:13 Right, shall we go and pick Abba up?
16:15 Yeah, sounds good.
16:27 Heard you sold the factory.
16:29 Yeah, mate, went through today, so...
16:33 Ka-ching.
16:35 The art'll soon disappear.
16:37 Like sand.
16:39 Who's got your nipper?
16:43 Left him at the old-timer. Why?
16:45 Oh, no reason.
16:47 She thinks I did it.
16:52 Who does?
16:55 Bethany.
16:57 Thinks I attacked Nathan.
16:59 And did you?
17:01 Do I look insane?
17:03 Well, nothing to worry about, then, is there?
17:06 She'll come round. They always do.
17:10 Part of me...
17:13 thinks that she's disappointed.
17:16 What, cos you knocked seven bells out of the one that shut the asses?
17:19 I wouldn't say seven bells. Don't be so modest.
17:21 Hey, listen, I'm sorry for kicking off in here yesterday.
17:24 Ah, don't worry about it.
17:26 You still get on with Bethany pretty well, don't you?
17:32 Are you asking me to have a word?
17:36 Only if it comes up.
17:38 All right, might tell you what.
17:40 Next time that I'm in the doghouse,
17:42 I can knock on your door.
17:44 Say the word.
17:47 Cheers.
17:48 Cheers.
17:51 Ooh, recipes?
17:53 Huh? Oh, no, erm, er...
17:56 putting pictures on me page.
17:58 Skydiving?
18:00 Oh, Steve Macdonald 2.0.
18:04 Hey, you see that Tracey's paragliding.
18:07 Can you believe that?
18:09 So, are we rubbing our face in it?
18:11 Can I see?
18:12 Oh, yeah.
18:13 Thank you.
18:14 Eee-hee-hee!
18:17 What?
18:18 Look at Demi's face.
18:20 Sorry?
18:21 It's all wobbly from the air pressure.
18:24 Are you having a pop at me missus?
18:26 No!
18:27 Come on, man, where's your sense of humour?
18:31 You know I'd have invited you and Bernie if I could.
18:35 So you said.
18:36 The table's not big enough.
18:38 Mate, not offended.
18:40 What would you do if I started saying stuff about your Bernie?
18:43 There's nothing wrong with Bernie's face.
18:45 Well, there would be if she was indoor skydiving, wouldn't there?
18:48 All her face would be wobbly and all, wouldn't it?
18:50 Look, Steve, I didn't want to come for a meal, OK?
18:53 Oh. Everyone's happy then, aren't they?
18:56 Yeah.
18:57 Because Bernie wouldn't have been in the mood.
18:59 Why not?
19:00 No.
19:01 You haven't tagged any of these.
19:05 Tagged?
19:06 No.
19:07 Does Demi know that you're posting them?
19:09 What difference does that make?
19:11 Well, how do I know?
19:13 I asked her if she'd got a couple of months cos the audience hadn't tagged her and she was, er...
19:17 Well, Demi's a grown-up, isn't she?
19:19 And she has not got a wobbly face.
19:21 Where do you smoke paprika?
19:23 Me? Build a website? As if.
19:30 Well, don't you think you can do it?
19:32 Who do you think I am? Mark Zuckerberg?
19:35 Who's had all this ice cream?
19:37 I ain't touched it.
19:38 I only bought it on Tuesday.
19:40 Once ice cream passes that threshold, I can't be held responsible for my actions.
19:45 Oh, it's an addiction, is it?
19:46 More or less.
19:47 I'm serious. Use a bit of willpower. There's four of us live here.
19:50 I'll try.
19:52 He thinks I can knock up a website.
19:54 What? Ignore him?
19:56 So is it how to do it, mate. Easy steps.
19:59 All right. Crack on, then.
20:01 This'll be good.
20:03 Give it a go.
20:06 You see a new canty you're after?
20:09 Madness, innit?
20:11 What they say on the forums.
20:13 What they do, just click on this.
20:15 And just like that?
20:17 Yep. They'd all agree with me.
20:20 It's dirty, eh?
20:22 And we got rid of him during the Tommy Hole's fruit machine scandal.
20:25 Have you seen the size of him?
20:27 I'm going for a bath.
20:31 Well, bring any dirty washing down.
20:33 Yeah, will do.
20:34 Right, well, I'd better get Alfredo.
20:38 Yes, love, no worries.
20:40 What?
20:42 Are you all right?
20:44 Yeah, yeah, I'm fine.
20:46 Any word?
20:52 Er, Leanne or Simon?
20:54 Well, either.
20:55 She took three different types of perfume.
20:58 Nick.
21:00 Do you think there's more to it?
21:02 Rowan?
21:04 Yeah.
21:05 Maybe he tells her what she wants to hear, you know, in every way.
21:08 The allure of vindication.
21:10 I thought she'd really turned a corner when we bought this place.
21:14 Simon's thrown up in me cab.
21:18 What?
21:20 I don't know. Was he poorly?
21:21 Poorly? He was paralytic.
21:23 I dropped him at the snooker club in town.
21:25 He's supposed to be working.
21:26 He threw up and then he legged it without paying.
21:28 Seemed to me like he was on the level.
21:33 Nobody is on the level around here.
21:35 We're all trying to help the police figure out who's done what to Lauren,
21:38 and if it was Nathan, which I'm 99% sure it was,
21:40 then I want to see him brought to justice.
21:42 He's scum, though, eh? Come on, what he did to you?
21:44 But he's been put on trial and gone to prison for that.
21:46 I want to see him prosecuted for this.
21:48 What are you doing here?
21:52 He doesn't think it was Daniel, either.
21:54 Yeah, I bet he doesn't.
21:56 So, are you going to tell her or am I?
21:58 Tell her what?
22:02 Daniel didn't attack Nathan.
22:05 Gary did.
22:07 You did what?
22:23 All right, look, I didn't go in there baying for blood.
22:29 So what were you baying for? What does baying even mean?
22:31 And I certainly didn't mean for things to get physical.
22:33 Of course not.
22:34 So what, you just go over there hooded up for what?
22:36 Nice little chat, cup of tea, slice of cake?
22:38 Hooded up? Oh, yeah.
22:40 David saw you. Apparently you were brutal.
22:42 I was just going to ask him to leave.
22:44 Nicely.
22:45 I think you and me might have different definitions of nice, Gary.
22:47 But when I got there, I heard him slagging you off on the phone.
22:49 What did he say? And I just saw red. I'm sorry.
22:51 So, no, I didn't conduct myself brilliantly,
22:54 but if you asked me if I'd do it again, I'd say yes.
22:56 Look, I know what people like him are capable of, and he's dangerous.
23:00 But you still managed to hospitalise him.
23:02 I don't believe this, so are you trying to tell me that Daniel has been innocent this whole time?
23:05 Yeah, he was. Yeah, he is.
23:06 Who died and made you, Reggie Kray?
23:08 Do you know what, Gary? You think that you solve problems, but you don't.
23:11 You invent them.
23:12 Nathan needs to be answering questions.
23:14 Or better yet, inside, not lying flat on his back in a hospital bed with the telly on.
23:18 I was defending your name.
23:19 This isn't the Wild West, Gary!
23:21 Well, it feels like it.
23:22 And even if you do fancy yourself as a cowboy, do you know what you're going to do?
23:25 Reggie, just calm down.
23:26 You're going to go to the police and you're going to tell them what you did,
23:27 cos if you don't, I will.
23:29 OK.
23:30 Marie's going to love this.
23:36 Right, just stay here. I'll scream some sense into her.
23:39 Bethany!
23:51 Where are you going?
23:53 Where do you think I'm going?
23:54 You're going to the police station.
23:56 I'm going to go to the cake shop, I'm going to get a nice slab of humble pie
23:59 and I'm going to serve it up to Daniel. Is that enough info for you?
24:01 Gary can't go to prison, please.
24:03 Well, he should have thought about that before taking half of Nathan's brains out.
24:06 Just think a little, Liam.
24:08 I mean, he's had such a tough time with it and he looks up to Gary.
24:11 He'll get better icons.
24:12 He needs him now more than ever.
24:14 Simon, it's me again.
24:18 Tell him we could really do without this.
24:20 Just call me back when you get this, yeah?
24:22 So he's doing all right? Not the booze on the head?
24:25 I mean, is he really that much like his dad?
24:27 Well, I hope to goodness he's not, but based on the current evidence...
24:30 Who are you calling?
24:32 Lianne.
24:33 Ah, her phone's off.
24:35 Well, she might have already reached the retreat.
24:37 Come on, let's go to this snook hole.
24:39 Oh.
24:40 I'm a very busy woman, Kevin.
24:46 What is so important? I have to come straight away.
24:49 I'm meant to be at a soiree.
24:50 One minute.
24:51 Oh, do I not even get offered a light refreshment?
24:55 Shut up. I'm taking butchers at that.
24:57 God, I think we were once married.
24:59 Just read it.
25:00 Well, it better be good.
25:01 Look, it's an article online.
25:04 It says that footage from Weatherfield County under 21
25:08 is going to be featured in a documentary about a prison football team.
25:13 What's the big deal?
25:14 Yeah, well, look at this.
25:16 There's a picture of the player manager.
25:20 He's going to be in the documentary, the series.
25:23 Oh, my.
25:26 Yeah.
25:28 It's him.
25:29 Corey Brent.
25:31 The lad who murdered Abi's son.
25:33 Does she know about this? Does Nina?
25:36 I've sworn Jack to secrecy till I can think of what to do.
25:40 Well, you're going to have to tell them the truth, Kevin.
25:42 I feel sick just thinking about it.
25:45 I know.
25:46 So, I've managed to talk her down.
25:54 For how long, I don't know, but...
25:56 So now what?
25:58 Erm, well, now we need to come up with a way
26:01 to try and prove that Daniel's innocent.
26:03 OK.
26:05 Any way that doesn't implicate me.
26:07 Yeah, of course.
26:12 I hope you didn't come over old Conor McGregor to try and impress me.
26:15 You what?
26:18 Well, I just can't get my head round
26:20 why you'd get yourself involved in something like this.
26:23 Are you having a laugh? I saw first hand how he screwed her over.
26:25 What he reduced her to. Yeah, well...
26:27 Some folk could be giving me a medal for what I did.
26:29 The man's a pervert.
26:30 Sound like you're gearing yourself up for round two?
26:33 No, I just don't get why you're defending him.
26:35 I am not defending him!
26:37 Well, it feels like you are. I'm not...
26:38 There was a point I actually thought our David did it.
26:40 I blame David.
26:42 It's just a mess.
26:45 All right, OK, on some level, yes, I am glad that you did what you did.
26:50 And I am a little bit grateful.
26:53 Wow, finally.
26:54 I'm just touched you still care.
26:58 Actually...
27:00 I think I know a way that we can get rid of him once and for all.
27:05 Are you ready for this now?
27:07 Hang on.
27:10 What is it? What's Billy made him?
27:11 Oh, it's all the flavours of spaghetti carbonara.
27:14 Smells good, doesn't it?
27:16 Yeah, I'll have it if you don't want it, kid.
27:18 Oh, he's getting a message ready.
27:23 What, you writing a polo?
27:25 Sermon on the mouth?
27:27 War and peace?
27:28 This is my last supper.
27:33 What do you mean?
27:36 I'm having my feeding tube fitted tomorrow.
27:40 And when fab's fitted, it feels like the end of an era.
27:45 So you could say this is my last supper.
27:50 I find swallowing hard.
27:54 So it's a big relief.
27:57 Looking forward to the break.
28:00 Tomorrow?
28:05 Well, you savour the flavour, kid.
28:07 It's proper nice.
28:10 What you searching for him for?
28:18 Hmm?
28:19 Christopher Green, Tasmania.
28:22 No.
28:24 You need to drop this, Gemini.
28:27 Right, we've got enough on our plates.
28:30 We need to be in the present now without you raking up my past.
28:34 OK?
28:36 Yeah, fine.
28:37 Here we go.
28:43 One decaf coffee.
28:45 Cheers.
28:46 Enjoy.
28:47 Daniel, I think I owe you an apology.
28:52 Oh, aye?
28:54 I know that it wasn't you that attacked Nathan.
28:57 Me?
29:00 Something happen to make you change your mind?
29:02 Erm, no.
29:04 No, it hasn't.
29:05 But...
29:06 Well, my mum had a word with me.
29:09 And she made me realise that I was letting Ryan get in my head.
29:12 And I know that I've been really hard on you.
29:15 And I don't expect you to forgive me, but I just...
29:17 Hey, listen.
29:18 Bottom line, I know how traumatic this has all been for you.
29:23 I'm just glad that we're OK.
29:27 (DOOR OPENS)
29:28 They love young dreams back home.
29:34 Ah, it's a shame that Ken couldn't make it, Steve.
29:40 Still at the show in Harold and Maud at the Weeter Tushingham Centre.
29:43 Who are we to argue?
29:45 The show in Harold and Maud, what?
29:47 Oh, no, it's a film.
29:49 Oh.
29:50 I am loving this tabouleh, am I saying that right?
29:54 I don't know.
29:56 This would make a lovely summer supper, wouldn't it, Tim?
29:59 In our conservatory. We've got a conservatory, don't we?
30:02 Yeah, round the back of the house.
30:04 Yeah, cos I don't know if I mentioned it before,
30:06 but we live over the other side of the street.
30:08 Oh.
30:09 The posh side.
30:10 Yeah, well, I'm not going to argue with that, Steve.
30:13 But I often think folk who live on this side of the street are the lucky ones.
30:17 Really? Why's that?
30:18 Well, cos of a morning, you get to open your curtains and you get to see our house.
30:22 Cos we live in a semi, Demi.
30:25 Mm, nice.
30:26 And we've got a hot tub.
30:28 Yeah, four man. Dirty guest.
30:30 And we've got a summer house.
30:32 My shed, basically.
30:34 Timothy!
30:35 You should swing by some time and have a look, Demi,
30:38 because, well, you know, being an estate agent par excellence,
30:41 I think you'll really appreciate what I've done with the place.
30:44 She's only after a free valuation.
30:46 No, I'm not.
30:47 All valuations are free.
30:48 Exactly.
30:49 Then she gets to swank to us terraced dwelling paupers
30:52 about how overpriced her little palace is.
30:56 Oh, Steve, well, it's hardly little, is it?
30:58 A conservatory and a summer house.
31:01 Correct me if I'm wrong, Demi.
31:03 Mm.
31:04 It'd be great if our birds became vetties, wouldn't it?
31:10 Wouldn't it?
31:11 Yeah, that's a bit of a question.
31:13 Is this parsley and vetter?
31:15 Oh, I don't know.
31:16 I didn't make it, you know.
31:18 Oh, didn't you?
31:20 No, I mean...
31:21 Oh.
31:23 Amazing what the skanky low-louse on this side of the street
31:26 can achieve, isn't it?
31:28 You made tabbouleh?
31:30 Well, I ripped the lid off the packaging.
31:33 There was some menu carted fresh cows.
31:36 You heard of us old-fashioned, Sally?
31:38 Men can cook and all, you know.
31:40 I'm not old-fashioned! I'm not old-fashioned.
31:43 One of my daughters is LGBTQ+.
31:46 Oh.
31:48 What's she all those things?
31:50 If I were cooking, it'd be cheese on toast.
31:52 Well, I'm a very big fan of a weeping Stilton.
31:58 Gets stuck in your teeth, though, doesn't it, cheese?
32:00 Well...
32:01 And she's got falsies.
32:03 No, I haven't, Timothy. I've not got falsies.
32:06 I know my teeth were naturally white,
32:08 but I really take care of them, you know. That is my thing.
32:11 SHE SIGHS
32:13 I mean, this is a waste of time. Where is he?
32:28 It's going to be getting dark soon.
32:30 What if we don't find him?
32:32 Survival instinct. It's only been a few hours.
32:34 I mean, overnight is a different matter,
32:36 but for all we know, he's living it up in some bar in town.
32:41 Yann turns her back for five minutes and this happens.
32:44 We'll find him.
32:46 Or we'll come home, swaying, and wonder why we're so worried.
32:49 We've just got to get through the next few hours.
32:51 Thank you.
32:53 Let's try the precinct. Yeah?
32:56 There you are. She'll soon have her give you out.
33:07 So?
33:09 Keep her on you. Eh?
33:11 What do you want? Aw, hello to you two.
33:15 Just ignore him. He's in a weird mood.
33:17 Look, I just wondered whether it might be worth having a chat.
33:20 What? Oh, renegotiating a fee.
33:23 On the website, still? Mm.
33:25 How many chance, Max? You've had 100 quid.
33:27 You're not getting a penny more.
33:29 Yeah, but if you repaired someone's car,
33:31 would you be happy if they didn't pay you what it was worth?
33:33 What are you doing here? I've zero interest in talking to you.
33:36 Go home and play where you've changed it.
33:38 Come on, your anger issues are off the scale.
33:40 Yes, you're giving me anger issues!
33:43 Hiya. How can I help you? Oh, no, it's all right.
33:47 I've changed my mind. Are you sure?
33:50 Positive.
33:52 Why are you so moody all of a sudden?
33:58 (beeps)
34:00 (beeps)
34:02 (beeps)
34:04 (beeps)
34:19 (beeps)
34:21 (saxophone music)
34:46 I'm guessing you're not here to give me a bed bath.
34:49 Oh, you'd love that, wouldn't you?
34:51 If I was 20 years younger.
34:53 Oh! I'm offended by that.
34:56 Good. Cos you made presents and Weatherfield offends me.
35:00 You lot, you just don't let it alone, do you?
35:03 I've had two of you giving me threats to leave.
35:06 I've had one of you creeping behind me and whacking me round the head.
35:10 What's next?
35:12 Next is a present. Oh.
35:14 So it is a bed bath.
35:17 I will give you two grand, right?
35:24 If you tell the police, you don't want to take this any further.
35:27 Two grand? Yeah, you get out of Weatherfield.
35:29 Go anywhere. I don't care. You stay away from my daughter.
35:33 There is a slight problem to that.
35:38 My silence costs a lot more than 2K.
35:42 Last time I looked, these lips only stayed closed for 10.
35:46 Sosson.
35:48 Who even got that kind of money?
35:50 Wow. I wonder what the filth will make of you trying to blackmail me.
35:55 Hmm.
35:57 I've already told them I didn't see out.
36:02 But...
36:05 who knows what I might remember when push comes to shove.
36:10 The human brain is an incredible thing.
36:14 Oh, she's lovely, Demi, isn't she?
36:18 Is that natural hair colour or has she had highlights?
36:22 Ask him later.
36:24 Oh, hi, Demi.
36:25 Did Steve tell you that sometimes you have to push twice?
36:28 Oh, yes, I know. I've been here before.
36:30 Oh, we've got a beautiful flush action on ours, haven't we, Tim?
36:33 In the tiniest of bushes and it's despotable.
36:36 Speak English, woman.
36:39 What's so exciting on there?
36:41 Hmm? He's probably checking Trace's socials and that.
36:45 What? He said that she'd been on a jet ski all morning.
36:49 No, I didn't.
36:50 You should come over and see our flush action,
36:53 cos all the noise it makes, it's like an elephant's whisper.
36:57 Will you stop pretending to be posh?
36:59 I should, er, probably make a move, you know.
37:02 I've got an early start tomorrow,
37:05 sorting some floor plans for a big old mansion on Willowbank Road.
37:09 Oh, it's lovely over there.
37:11 Oh, I mean, beautiful architraving and the cornices and whatnot.
37:17 You didn't say you were going.
37:19 Ah, give my love to you, followers.
37:21 Bye, Sally.
37:23 Hit me up on Insta.
37:25 Shall I walk you to your car?
37:28 Oh, forget it, Steve. I'm a big girl.
37:31 I can look after myself.
37:33 - See you. - Bye.
37:35 I seen you talking to my mum earlier.
37:44 Oh, yeah. I'm helping on the Lauren Bolton case.
37:47 Just getting to know the area.
37:49 Do you know, I reckon she's been proper murdered somewhere.
37:53 What about you, anyway?
37:55 Me?
37:56 Well, did I see you with a lad in a wheelchair?
37:59 Oh, yeah, that's my brother.
38:01 My name's Steve.
38:03 - Willow. - Hey.
38:05 - Sorry. - No, it's fine.
38:07 How old is he?
38:10 He's 33. We're both are. We're twins.
38:13 Two years older than me.
38:16 Actually, I've just remembered I've got to make a few calls.
38:20 - What's going on with him? - I don't know.
38:27 I was just telling him about our home.
38:29 Right. And did he say anything else?
38:31 No. He didn't even pay for that. Do you want it?
38:34 - Of course. - Mum?
38:36 A snakebite, please, love.
38:38 - Hey, hey, hey! - Get away from him!
38:48 Where is he?
38:57 - Are you all right? - Yeah.
38:59 Oh, sleeping beauty missed the whole thing.
39:03 - Ten grand? - Oh, don't. I know. I feel sick.
39:08 - Greedy little... - I know, and there's me barging in thinking I'm all clever.
39:12 What have I done?
39:14 I'll pay it.
39:18 What?
39:20 - I'll pay the ten grand. - You can't.
39:23 Well, I can, cos the factory sale went through today.
39:26 Might as well put some of it to good use, eh?
39:28 - But... - But nothing.
39:30 Look, I'm the reason we're in this mess in the first place, eh?
39:33 And I guess ten K's a small price to pay to get rid of that little rat.
39:37 - Are you sure? - Absolutely.
39:40 What about Maria? She's not gonna be happy.
39:48 Well, let's get one thing straight.
39:51 Maria can never know.
39:54 - OK? - OK.
39:56 So you've not told her yet?
40:00 No.
40:02 - Are you all right? - Yeah, fine.
40:05 You sure?
40:07 Can you just not be nice to me? I can't take it today.
40:10 Well, I could be really horrible if you want. I could, I don't know, do a runner without paying.
40:15 That's better. Keep the change.
40:18 You should have just told her the truth, cos she was gonna find out sooner or later.
40:21 It's gonna be on some channel no-one's heard of. It's hardly the next Tiger King.
40:25 Oh, and Steve, Steve made a lovely taboo leg, didn't he, Tim?
40:29 - Lovely, yeah. - What's this?
40:31 Oh, we'd just been to a soiree at Steve's.
40:34 And, well, I really clicked with that Demi, didn't I?
40:37 She was a bit standoffish at first, but I think she was just in awe of me.
40:40 - Oh, thanks, Abi. - Well, talking of standoffish...
40:43 What about what you said to Max today, Kev? It was bang out of order.
40:47 - All right, I'll apologise to him. - Make sure you do.
40:51 - You all right, Tim? - Oh, yeah, he's just, er...
40:55 - He's reflecting on the taboo leg, aren't you, Tim? - Yeah.
40:58 Right.
41:04 OK.
41:08 Really?
41:14 OK, thank you for letting me know.
41:17 And you. Bye.
41:20 Who was that?
41:22 - The police. - What did they want?
41:25 You're never gonna believe this. They're not taking Nathan's case any further.
41:28 - What? - Apparently, Nathan remembered getting into a fight with a mate.
41:33 - And since they've got no evidence on me... - Which they never did have...
41:36 - I'm off the hook. - That's amazing.
41:39 - Cheers. - Cheers.
41:42 I don't understand, though. What could have happened to make Nathan remember the attack?
41:46 Oh, who cares? It's good news, isn't it?
41:51 Right, I fancy some crisps. I'm gonna nip out and get some posh ones. I'll see you in a bit.
41:55 Well, that was fun, carrying him home.
42:04 I hope I've not done me back in. How is he?
42:07 I've put him in me and Leanne's bed, you know. I'll keep on the sofa.
42:12 I'm not sure who's gonna feel worse tomorrow, you or him.
42:15 Yeah, well, I'll survive.
42:17 - Who are you calling? - Rowan.
42:20 Oh, it's just Lenny at ring-out.
42:27 He's the only one who knows where Leanne is, you know, and he won't answer my calls.
42:32 - He's trying to control her. - Yeah, well, he's succeeding.
42:35 You know, I need her, Simon needs her. What's going on, Toya?
42:38 What's happening? Why's my life changing so much? You know, I've never felt so alone.
42:43 How did you get him to do it?
42:54 Do what?
42:57 How did you get Nathan to change his story?
43:00 - It's none of your business. - It's completely my business.
43:03 - All right, fine. - We offered him some money.
43:07 - What? - We paid him to keep his mouth shut.
43:10 How much? How much?!
43:14 Admittedly, it was a lot. Ten thousand.
43:19 - Please tell me that you are joking. - Bethany, we did it for you.
43:23 - He's gonna stay away from us. - How did you even get ten thousand pounds?
43:26 - Have you been hitting the scratch cards? - No.
43:29 He did it. Didn't he?
43:32 - Didn't he? Lover boy. - Can you not call him that?
43:35 He does more for you than he does for his own wife.
43:38 What is it with you, Mum? You can't get your own man, so you have to get someone else's.
43:42 - I did it for you. - Yeah.
43:48 - You keep telling yourself that and it might come true. - I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry.
43:52 It's too late.
43:55 [sobs]
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