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00:00 "The Bunny Show"
00:02 *tousse*
00:02 *tousse*
00:03 "Shall we sing a song?"
00:05 "Hm? No, no, no..."
00:07 "Okay!"
00:09 "Lovely, lovely bunnies, bouncing in the woods..."
00:13 *coup de feu*
00:15 "Oh! Oh! Um... Where am I? What's going on? Who are you?"
00:19 "Run! The Secret Show!"
00:22 *musique de la série "The Bunny Show"*
00:51 *musique de la série "The Bunny Show"*
01:09 "Cut!"
01:10 "Anita, the camera loves you, it adores you, it worships you!"
01:14 "How does the camera feel about me, Alphonse?"
01:15 "The camera says, 'Tell Victor to stop getting in the way of Anita!'"
01:18 "Yeah, right!"
01:19 "Make up!"
01:20 *coups de feu*
01:22 "So, you really take this acting stuff seriously?"
01:25 "Uh, lady, movies are a serious business."
01:27 "This is my big break, my first speaking part."
01:29 "What do you get to say?"
01:30 "I get to say 'Ah!' twice."
01:32 "Um, it is only a training film."
01:34 "Oh yeah, well, some of the biggest stars started in training films."
01:37 "Uh, it's a secret training film."
01:39 "Secret?! I gotta call my agent."
01:41 "Ah! Murray!"
01:42 "Anita! Do I look okay?"
01:44 "Uh..."
01:44 "Action!"
01:45 *coup de feu*
01:46 *musique de la série "The Bunny Show"*
01:48 "Congratulations, team!"
01:50 "Acting is the hardest job in the world."
01:52 "You have to be absolutely worm perfect."
01:54 "It's not fair!"
01:55 "Anita had the best lines and all the close-ups!"
01:57 "Alphonse says I'm a natural!"
01:59 "Alphonse says I'm a natural!"
02:00 "Order! Order!"
02:01 "In just a few moments, we will screen this secret training film for our new recruits."
02:05 "In a secure location."
02:07 "Now, as you know, I take security very seriously."
02:09 "And it is for that reason that my name is changed daily."
02:12 "Today, you can call me, uh..."
02:14 "Oh, Spicy Onion Dip."
02:17 *rires*
02:19 "We shall now go to the secure viewing location."
02:22 "Let's go to the movies!"
02:24 *coup de feu*
02:25 *cris de joie*
02:31 "Right, you new recruits, welcome to your first training day at Uzz HQ."
02:37 "Shh! The film you're about to see will show you all you need to know about being an Uzz agent."
02:42 "Agent Ray, the secret training film."
02:44 "Thank you, Spicy Onion Dip."
02:46 "Run! The secret film!"
02:48 "Um... Everything alright, Ray?"
02:50 "Yep."
02:51 "Oh, goodie!"
02:52 *musique de la série*
02:54 *rires*
02:56 *musique de la série*
02:58 *rires*
03:00 *musique de la série*
03:02 *rires*
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03:08 *rires*
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04:00 *musique de la série*
04:02 *rires*
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04:06 *rires*
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04:12 *musique de la série*
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04:26 *rires*
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04:30 *rires*
04:32 *musique de la série*
04:34 *rires*
04:36 *musique de la série*
04:38 "Agent Spixter Vault, pass, grade A. Agent Anita Knight, pass, grade A+."
04:59 "High five, A+."
05:01 "There you go, new recruits. That's all there is to it. The computer will mark your abilities. And remember, the computer's decision is final. Begin with this simple, basic, easy pit swing."
05:11 "Victor! Anita! The secret chaining probe!"
05:14 "It's falling!"
05:16 "Fantastic! Stop booming!"
05:21 "Oh, you promised!"
05:23 "Agent Spicy Onion Dip and Professor Professor, fail."
05:27 "Oh no!"
05:29 "That means they've been..."
05:31 "Demoted!"
05:33 "You know, I'm sure these suits were roomier last time I was a trainee agent."
05:36 "Who said that?"
05:37 "I'm sorry, Spicy Onion Dip. The computer says that I'm now in charge of us, and the computer's decision..."
05:41 "Is final, I know."
05:43 "But who could possibly take my position?"
05:46 "Our Professor Professor can see anything through these things, beats me."
05:49 "Who said that? Who said that?"
05:51 "Trainee agents, your mission is to track down and capture the Birdman, and return the secret film safely to us."
05:56 "Good luck, trainee agents."
05:57 "And... Action!"
05:59 "Watch where you're flying!"
06:05 "It's not my fault! I can't reach the pedals!"
06:08 "It doesn't have pedals, you fool!"
06:09 "Oh, that would be why!"
06:10 "I can't see!"
06:13 "Neither can I!"
06:14 "Don't worry, I can see everything!"
06:16 "You won't stop me! My film will be seen by millions! I'm going to be famous!"
06:25 "Start the download!"
06:27 "Hi, Stacy Stern?"
06:29 "So, do you have the film?"
06:30 "Yes, I'm downloading it to you now. Will I make the 6 o'clock news?"
06:33 "You'll be the 6 o'clock news!"
06:35 "He's downloading the film! I can't stop the transmission!"
06:39 "Trainee recruits, you have to stop that download!"
06:41 "Oh, thank you, Alphonse! I take back everything I said about you!"
06:53 "It would be more striking cinematically if you landed on top of the Birdman!"
06:56 "No! Don't drop me! Don't drop me!"
06:59 "Give me that secret film!"
07:05 "Hello? Hello?"
07:09 "I've got it!"
07:12 "Watch out!"
07:13 "My public awaits!"
07:18 "Hollywood, here I come!"
07:20 "Professor, are you still alive?"
07:23 "Yes, I'm still alive! What a stupid question!"
07:28 "And cut!"
07:29 "I can't see!"
07:34 "Neither can I!"
07:35 "Why is everyone laughing?"
07:39 "Oh no! They failed to stop Birdman!"
07:42 "It's hilarious! Sidesplitting! This film will be a comic blockbuster!"
07:47 "Of course! That's it! I know exactly how to get the secret film back!"
07:51 "You do?"
07:52 "Oh, yeah! Get me the Birdman's agent, immediately!"
07:55 "Hello? Murray? How are you?"
07:58 "Us may have stopped us from seeing their secret training film, but they're happy to share their latest movie blockbuster, Us! Catch the Birdman!"
08:09 "I hope this plan of Professor Professor's works!"
08:11 "Crazier things have happened!"
08:13 "Hurray! Hurray! Hurray!"
08:18 "With me now are the stars of tonight's feature film, but where is Birdman?"
08:22 "Hopefully he's flying in, specially!"
08:24 "I'm the star! I'm the star of this movie!"
08:29 "This is my big moment!"
08:33 "You're right! Let him have it!"
08:35 "No, Victor!"
08:41 "OK, you can all go home now!"
08:42 "What? No movie?"
08:44 "No, it was just a trap! Just a trap! Just a trap, I said!"
08:47 "Nothing to see here! Nothing! Nothing at all! It's all over! It's finished now! Come on! Haven't got homes to go to!"
08:51 "And so, Birdman is..."
08:56 "Good news, everyone! The mission was a grade A success, and the computer says... everyone can have their old jobs back!"
09:01 "Don't want to!"
09:02 "Me neither!"
09:03 "I like to be an agent!"
09:05 "And I'm a professor now!"
09:07 "Yes, he's a professor!"
09:08 "Oh, goody! Look! Look! I get a new name of the day!"
09:11 "You should be good!"
09:12 "What? Snotty Pimple Chin!"
09:14 "I want my old job back!"
09:17 "Hey! Stop it, people! Stop it! Stop! No, no, stop!"
09:29 "I want to be Ray!"
09:31 "Oh, end the secret show!"
09:33 "I want to be Ray!"
09:36 "I want to be Ray!"
09:38 *Musique*