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00:00Hello, my little poppets! Sweet little granny here! Welcome to the Fluffy Bunny Show!
00:11Shall we sing our song?
00:19Okay!
00:21Fluffy, fluffy bunnies, bouncing in the wood
00:27Oh! Where am I? What's going on? Who are you?
00:35Run! The Secret Show!
00:57Ah!
01:20Faster! Faster! He's getting away!
01:24Catch the Birdman!
01:39Cut!
01:41Anita, the camera loves you! It adores you! It worships you!
01:46How does the camera feel about me, Alphonse?
01:48The camera says, tell Victor to stop getting in the way of Anita!
01:51Yeah, right!
01:53Wake up!
01:54What?
01:58So, you really take this acting stuff seriously?
02:01Ah, lady, movies are a serious business. This is my big break, my first speaking part.
02:07What do you get to say?
02:08I get to say, ah, twice.
02:10Um, it is only a training film.
02:13Oh, yeah, well, some of the biggest stars starred in training films.
02:16Uh, it's a secret training film.
02:19Secret? I gotta call my agent.
02:22Murray?
02:23Anita, do I look okay?
02:25Action!
02:31Congratulations, team. Acting is the hardest job in the world.
02:36You have to be absolutely worm perfect.
02:39It's not fair. Anita had the best lines and all the close-ups.
02:43Alphonse says I'm a natural.
02:45Alphonse says I'm a natural.
02:47Order! In just a few moments, we will screen this secret training film for our new recruits in a secure location.
02:55Now, as you know, I take security very seriously, and it is for that reason that my name is changed daily.
03:02Today, you can call me, uh, oh, Spicy Onion Dip.
03:11We shall now go to the secure viewing location.
03:15Let's go to the movies!
03:30Right, you new recruits, welcome to your first training day at Uzz HQ.
03:35Shh!
03:37The film you're about to see will show you all you need to know about being an Uzz agent.
03:41Agent Ray, the secret training film.
03:44Thank you, Spicy Onion Dip.
03:47Run the secret film!
03:50Um, everything all right, Ray?
03:53Yep.
03:54Ooh, goodie!
04:06Hold it right there, Birdman!
04:09Go, Red, now!
04:13Birdman, you're under arrest!
04:21What's all that for? Huh? A needle?
04:25Thank you!
04:27Stunning! Spectacular! Unmissable! Wunderbar!
04:33And absolutely ultra-top-topity-top secret. This film must never fall into the wrong eyes.
04:40It will never leave the Uzz building.
04:43Move it! New recruits, report to the assault course immediately!
04:58Fame will surely be mine!
05:02So magnetic! Real star quality!
05:06I must do a DVD extra on you. The man behind the man behind Uzz.
05:11Me? Oh, no, no, no, no. I couldn't possibly...
05:14I will make you a star!
05:17Oh, all right, then.
05:19I forgot the secret training film!
05:25It's gone!
05:28Birdseed?
05:30Spicy onion dip! Spicy onion dip!
05:32That's it! Give me more! Exude! Exude! Good, good!
05:36Are you sure this is my best side?
05:38Spicy onion dip! The absolutely top-secret training film that must not leave the Uzz building is gone!
05:43What?
05:45Oh, my knick-knacks! Wonderful!
05:49Where are Victor and Anita?
05:57I mean...
06:28Agent Victor Volt. Pass. Grade A.
06:32Yes!
06:34Agent Anita Knight. Pass. Grade A+.
06:38High five! A+. What?
06:42There you go, new recruits. That's all there is to it.
06:45The computer will mark your abilities.
06:48And remember, the computer's decision is final.
06:53Begin with this simple, basic, easy pit swing.
06:56Victor! Anita! The secret training film!
07:00Hey, it's stolen!
07:06Fantastic!
07:07Stop filming!
07:10Oh, you promised!
07:12Agents Spicy Onion Dip and Professor Professor fail.
07:19Oh, no!
07:20That means they've been...
07:22Demoted!
07:25You know, I'm sure these suits were roomier last time I was a trainee agent.
07:28Who said that?
07:30I'm sorry, Spicy Onion Dip. The computer says that I'm now in charge of Uzz.
07:34And the computer's decision...
07:36Is final. I know.
07:38But who could possibly take my position?
07:41How Professor Professor can say anything through these things beats me.
07:46Who said that?
07:48Trainee Agents, your mission is to track down and capture the Birdman...
07:52And return the secret film safely to Uzz.
07:55Good luck, Trainee Agents.
07:57And... Action!
08:05Watch where you're flying!
08:07It's not my fault! I can't reach the pedals!
08:10It doesn't have pedals, you fool!
08:12Oh, that would be why!
08:15I can't see!
08:17Neither can I!
08:19Don't worry, I can see everything!
08:22You won't stop me!
08:24My film will be seen by millions!
08:27I'm going to be famous!
08:31Shoot!
08:34Start the download!
08:36Hi, Stacy Stern?
08:38So, do you have the film?
08:40Yes, I'm downloading it to you now.
08:42Will I make the 6 o'clock news?
08:44You'll be the 6 o'clock news.
08:47He's downloading the film!
08:49I can't stop the transmission!
08:51Trainee Recruits, you have to stop that download!
09:04Oh, thank you, Alphonse!
09:06I take back everything I said about you!
09:09It would be more striking cinematically if you landed on top of the Birdman.
09:13No! Don't drop me! Don't drop me!
09:22Oh, give me that secret film!
09:28Hello? Hello?
09:33I've got it!
09:34Watch out!
09:39My public awaits!
09:43Hollywood, here I come!
09:45Professor! Professor! Are you still alive?
09:50Yes, I'm still alive!
09:53What a stupid question!
09:55And cut!
10:01I can't see!
10:02Neither can I!
10:08Why is everyone laughing?
10:10Oh, no! They failed to stop Birdman!
10:14It's hilarious! Sidesplitting!
10:17This film will be a comic blockbuster!
10:20Of course! That's it!
10:22I know exactly how to get the secret film back!
10:26You do?
10:27Oh, yeah!
10:29Get me the Birdman's agent, immediately!
10:33Hello? Murray? How are you?
10:35Us may have stopped us from seeing their secret training film,
10:42but they're happy to share their latest movie blockbuster,
10:46Us! Catch the Birdman!
10:49I hope this plan of Professor Professor's works!
10:52Craziest things have happened!
11:01With me now are the stars of tonight's feature film,
11:04but where is Birdman?
11:06Hopefully he's flying in, specially!
11:12I'm the star! I'm the star of this movie!
11:19This is my big moment!
11:21You're right! Let him have it!
11:23Now, Victor!
11:31Okay, you can all go home now!
11:32What? No movie?
11:34No! It was just a trap! Just a trap!
11:37Just a trap, I said!
11:39Nothing to see here! Nothing! Nothing at all!
11:41It's all over! It's finished now!
11:42Come on! Haven't got homes to go to!
11:48And so, Birdman is...
11:50Good news, everyone!
11:52The mission was a grade A success, and the computer says...
11:55everyone can have their old jobs back!
11:57Don't want to!
11:59Me neither!
12:01I like to be an agent!
12:03And I'm a professor now!
12:05Yes, he's a professor!
12:07Oh, goody! Look! Look!
12:09I get a new name of the day!
12:11What?
12:12Snotty Pimple Chin!
12:16I want my old job back!
12:20Get off! Get off!
12:21It's mine!
12:22Give me my glasses!
12:23Stop it!
12:25I want to work!
12:26Move it!
12:27I just want to sit down!
12:29Hey! Stop it, people! Stop it!
12:32Stop! No, no, stop!
12:34I want to be Ray!
12:36Oh, end the secret show!