Category
😹
AmusantTranscription
00:00 *musique*
00:03 *musique*
00:06 *musique*
00:08 Hey, Jughead, Where are you? We wanna dance, and we wanna sing, have some fun, and go adventuring.
00:32 Archie's, without the Jughead beat. Whoa, Archie's here, Betty's here, Veronica too, Leggie's here, and here comes Jughead and Hot Dog too. So everything's Archie, come on let's go with the Archie's show.
01:01 Hey, do you ever get tired of eating lunch on the school grounds? I do. I think I'll find a nice spot at the city park away from scholarly surroundings. Maybe Jughead would like to join me.
01:13 Hey, isn't this a groovy idea bringing our lunch to the zoo?
01:20 I don't know Arch, to me it's the same as eating at school.
01:24 How do you mean Jug?
01:26 Well, look around you, there's Reggie, and how about Mr. Weatherbeam, and Mr. Weary, the school janitor, and uh, there's Veronica, and don't forget Betty, and last, but by all means least, Big Moose.
01:42 Oh, hey you lop-eared hulk, give me back my sandwich.
01:53 Hey, it's time we were getting back to class.
01:56 Uh-oh, the one o'clock bell, I better step on it.
02:06 Reggie Mantle, I might have known.
02:10 Sorry about that blister brain, but I washed my foot this morning and I can't do a thing with it.
02:16 Reggie has to be in tip-top shape for the tryouts today.
02:21 Tryouts?
02:23 For the football team, silly.
02:25 Today I show Coach Cleats what I'm really made of.
02:28 Well, suppose the coach doesn't like marshmallows.
02:31 Yeah, Archie.
02:33 Ignore the youth, Veronica, he's just jealous 'cause I'm soon to become a four-letter man.
02:38 We interrupt our program of folk songs to bring you this special bulletin.
02:47 A two-year-old gorilla is missing from the Riverdale Zoo.
02:51 The prime suspect is a teenage boy wearing a ridiculous little hat seen lightering near the gorilla's cage earlier today.
02:57 Oh, that's me. I'm wanted for ape-napping.
03:01 Yikes, the fuzz!
03:03 Please, officer, it was all a mistake.
03:07 I am innocent, I tell you. This is the fuzziest fuzz I ever felt.
03:12 Yahoo!
03:16 And now for the gang down at Pop's Chocolate Shop, let's do the gorilla.
03:21 Students, today we shall study the importance of mood in sentence structure.
03:37 Jughead.
03:38 Yes, Miss Grundy.
03:40 Please tell us the mood of the following sentence.
03:43 The farmer was busily inspecting his livestock. What's mood?
03:47 Uh, rum-a-na-ruh, the cow.
03:51 The cow? Of all the incidents.
03:54 Young man, I'll give you one more chance to tell me what's mood.
03:58 The gorilla.
04:00 That does it. Enough of this monkey business.
04:03 You'll report to Mr. Weatherby for disciplinary action.
04:06 So, up your old monkey shines, eh?
04:09 M-m-monkey shines?
04:11 Yes, disrupting Miss Grundy's entire English class and...
04:15 Sufferance semester? What was that all about?
04:19 The, uh, the light hurts my eyes, sir.
04:23 I know something that could hurt your eyes even more,
04:25 but unfortunately there's some idiotic law against it.
04:28 Now, help me find my glasses.
04:30 Yes, sir. I think I saw them right about...
04:35 Now you've done it, I can't see a blessed thing without them.
04:39 You paid dearly for this, mark my words.
04:42 Oh, it's no use, Jughead. Pleading will get you nowhere.
04:48 And neither will violence.
04:52 Good God, I can't even feel the floor.
04:57 I'm paralyzed from the waist down. You killed me for my...
05:00 You're okay, Mr. Weatherby.
05:03 You're just caught on the hat rack. See, you're walking.
05:07 Yes, straight to the files.
05:09 And I intend to write a full report on this incident.
05:11 Even without my glasses, your folder should be easy to find.
05:14 It's the fattest one in the files.
05:16 Ah, here it is. In that huge hairy hand.
05:20 Huge hairy hand?
05:23 Mr. Weatherby?
05:28 Is that you, Miss Jenkins?
05:31 Is there anything I can do?
05:33 Yes. Please, shave your arms.
05:37 I finally managed to shake him.
05:39 Now I'll just sneak out the back way and...
05:42 Oh no!
05:45 I have got to return you to the zoo, but how do I sneak you out of here?
05:50 Hey, that's it!
05:52 You may not know it, pal, but you have just joined the game.
05:57 Oh, Ratchet, do be careful. Those other players look enormous.
06:02 No sweat, doll. I'll plow through that line like it was Swiss cheese.
06:06 But first I'll need a good luck kiss from my most devoted fan.
06:10 Certainly, Ratchet.
06:12 He's a great show incredibly light on his feet.
06:25 You'd be too if you were full of hot air.
06:28 Hey, Mantle, when do we get the chocolate bars you promised us for taking a jive?
06:33 Cool it, you clowns. You want to blow the whole deal?
06:36 Don't worry. You'll get what's coming to you.
06:38 We better or you'll get what's coming to you.
06:41 Okay, the coast is clear.
06:44 Now remember, you are supposed to be a football player, so try not to look too intelligent.
06:50 So far, so good.
06:52 Wait! Come back!
06:58 Oh, that big head.
07:00 Who knows? These tryouts attract all kinds of gorillas.
07:05 Come on, team. Let's make a monkey out of them.
07:07 Cool it, gang. I'll handle this interloper.
07:10 But Reggie, he's so huge.
07:13 Tut, tut, my dear. The bigger they are, the harder they hit.
07:19 Not yet. That player is sensational.
07:23 He's a sensation. He's a phenomenon. He's a gorilla.
07:29 Oh, Archie Kings. Promise me we'll never break up again.
07:37 Why heck I will. It's too much fun getting together again.
07:43 Oh, Archie.
07:47 What do you mean you can't afford the chocolate bars this month?
07:51 Well, right now I'm a little flat, guys.
07:54 76, 43, 89.
07:58 Hey!
07:59 You wasn't flat before. You are now.
08:06 Anyway, now I can switch over to basketball.
08:10 And so, now that the matter has been cleared up with the zoo,
08:14 both Coach Cleats and the faculty have agreed to let him stay on as the team mascot.
08:18 Yeah!
08:21 Despite his shaggy hair and uncivilized ways, we feel confident he will work out.
08:25 And so, let's have a rousing cheer for our new school mascot, Jugheadgoon.
08:30 Yeah!
08:33 Well, I'll be a monkey's uncle.
08:36 [Rire]
08:40 [Musique]
08:43 [Musique]
08:46 [Musique]
08:50 [Musique]
09:18 [Musique]
09:22 [Musique]
09:25 [Musique]
09:34 [Musique]
09:49 [Musique]
09:53 [Musique]
09:57 [Musique]
10:00 [Musique]
10:06 [Musique]
10:11 [Musique]
10:18 [Musique]
10:25 [Musique]
10:28 [Musique]
10:35 [Musique]
10:41 [Musique]
10:51 [Musique]
10:54 [Musique]
11:00 [Musique]
11:06 [Musique]
11:13 [Musique]
11:20 [Musique]
11:23 [Musique]
11:30 [Musique]
11:35 [Musique]
11:40 [Musique]
11:47 [Musique]
11:50 [Musique]
11:56 [Musique]
12:02 [Musique]
12:10 [Musique]
12:13 [Musique]
12:36 [Musique]
12:39 [Musique]
12:58 [Musique]
13:05 [Musique]
13:08 [Musique]
13:14 [Musique]
13:18 [Musique]
13:23 [Musique]
13:31 [Musique]
13:34 [Musique]
13:47 [Musique]
14:00 [Musique]
14:03 [Musique]
14:10 [Musique]
14:16 [Musique]
14:22 [Musique]
14:28 [Musique]
14:31 [Musique]
14:54 [Musique]
14:57 [Musique]
15:02 [Musique]
15:10 [Musique]
15:16 [Musique]
15:24 [Musique]
15:27 [Musique]
15:33 [Musique]
15:38 [Musique]
15:44 [Musique]
15:51 [Musique]
15:54 [Musique]
16:00 [Musique]
16:06 [Musique]
16:11 [Musique]
16:18 [Musique]
16:21 [Musique]
16:31 [Musique]
16:39 [Musique]
16:46 [Musique]
16:49 [Musique]
16:55 [Musique]
17:00 [Musique]
17:06 [Musique]
17:13 [Musique]
17:16 [Musique]
17:25 [Musique]
17:30 [Musique]
17:35 [Musique]
17:41 [Musique]
17:44 [Musique]
17:50 [Musique]
17:55 [Musique]
18:01 [Musique]
18:07 [Musique]
18:10 [Musique]
18:18 [Musique]
18:23 [Musique]
18:28 [Musique]
18:34 [Musique]
18:37 [Musique]
18:43 [Musique]
18:48 [Musique]
18:54 [Musique]
19:02 [Musique]
19:05 [Musique]
19:15 [Musique]
19:20 [Musique]
19:25 [Musique]
19:31 [Musique]
19:34 [Musique]
19:40 [Musique]
19:45 [Musique]
19:51 [Musique]
19:58 [Musique]
20:01 [Musique]
20:06 [Musique]
20:11 [Musique]
20:16 [Musique]
20:21 [Musique]
20:27 [Musique]
20:30 [Musique]
20:36 [Musique]
20:41 [Musique]
20:46 [Musique]
20:54 [Musique]
20:57 [Musique]
21:02 [Musique]
21:07 [Musique]
21:12 Sous-titres réalisés para la communauté d'Amara.org