Category
🎮️
GamingTranscript
00:00:00 [Music]
00:00:06 What word comes to mind when you think of the earth?
00:00:10 For some that word might be beautiful.
00:00:14 Others might say the world is hateful or evil or unstable or full of sh*t.
00:00:21 But above all else, the word that best describes our world is resilient.
00:00:30 Against the odds, time and time again, creatures adapt to make the most of their given environment.
00:00:38 Some learn to feed on others, stealing their vitality for their own.
00:00:43 Some become scavengers, living off what strangers leave behind.
00:00:49 And others still, as we will soon see,
00:00:56 would prefer to be simply left alone.
00:01:00 [Music]
00:01:04 [Music]
00:01:15 Go away! No one's home!
00:01:17 Sir, please open up.
00:01:19 [Music]
00:01:23 Oh, uh, you're not a bird.
00:01:25 Sir, are you the owner of this residence?
00:01:27 You mean my shell?
00:01:29 Yeah, it's mine.
00:01:31 Do you like it?
00:01:33 I represent the Royal Duchy of Slacktide,
00:01:37 which has recently annexed the territory surrounding and including this tide pool.
00:01:43 I'm here to inform you that you have outstanding taxes that date back and upwards of ten tides.
00:01:49 If you are presently unable to pay this balance, the duchy will claim your home until you-
00:01:53 Hold on, I've got some questions.
00:01:57 First of all, what's a duchy?
00:01:59 Also, taxes?
00:02:01 Okay, so basically, the Duchess of Slacktide owns this whole area now.
00:02:06 And she puts a lot of effort into keeping it safe.
00:02:09 So everyone who benefits from that has to abide by her rules and pay up once per tide.
00:02:15 There's still plenty of birds here.
00:02:17 I don't know if it's really safe-
00:02:19 Kid, I don't have time to argue political nuances here.
00:02:23 I've got a lot of tax evaders to get to.
00:02:25 You gotta pay up right now, or I'm gonna have to repo your property. Got it?
00:02:29 Okay, okay, I think I've got a hard kelp or two around here somewhere.
00:02:33 [Footsteps]
00:02:55 [Gunshot]
00:02:57 [Gunshot]
00:02:59 [Grunts]
00:03:01 [Footsteps]
00:03:06 [Distorted voice]
00:03:18 [Footsteps]
00:03:22 [Footsteps]
00:03:34 [Distorted voice]
00:03:37 [Doorbell rings]
00:03:45 [Footsteps]
00:03:48 [Distorted voice]
00:04:05 [Footsteps]
00:04:33 [Footsteps]
00:04:43 [Footsteps]
00:04:57 [Footsteps]
00:05:07 [Spray paint can spraying]
00:05:20 [Footsteps]
00:05:31 [Spray paint can spraying]
00:05:34 [Footsteps]
00:05:46 Close out, lawbreaker!
00:05:51 Oh, crap. I'm sorry. Was I supposed to grab a ticket?
00:05:56 [Gunshot]
00:05:57 You think yourself above the law, but the law is not so easily outwitted.
00:06:05 By its strength alone do we rise above the beasts!
00:06:12 I'm really sorry. I'll go to the back of the line, okay?
00:06:16 Ha! You should be so lucky. I'll have your head like I have these other worthless lawbreakers!
00:06:28 [Spray paint can spraying]
00:06:33 [Footsteps]
00:06:35 [Footsteps]
00:06:40 [Spray paint can spraying]
00:06:43 [Footsteps]
00:06:54 [Footsteps]
00:07:03 [Footsteps]
00:07:12 [Footsteps]
00:07:24 [Footsteps]
00:07:28 [Music]
00:07:33 Speak.
00:07:35 Oh, uh, yes, ma'am. I, uh, recently had my shell taken away, and I was wondering if there's any way we could work out some sort of a...
00:07:43 Do you like my castle, little hermit?
00:07:47 Your castle? Oh, um, it's pretty neat, I guess.
00:07:52 You guess? A lot of work went into this place, you know.
00:07:59 Work made possible by generous contributions from citizens like yourself.
00:08:08 And it was worth it, don't you think?
00:08:13 Oh, yeah, uh, definitely. Look, I can find another way to pay my taxes, but for now I'd really just like to...
00:08:20 Even more gorgeous than the coral reefs, wouldn't you say?
00:08:25 I've never been to... I mean, yeah, absolutely. The reefs are super overrated. Everyone says so.
00:08:33 Oh, perhaps we can work out a deal, little hermit. But first I'll need something from you.
00:08:42 My castle still lacks a certain panache, pizzazz, flair.
00:08:51 Je ne sais quoi.
00:08:54 A platoon went out on my behalf to recover something shiny and gorgeous from the cave to the west.
00:09:02 But those buffoons haven't reported in since. Such incompetence.
00:09:09 Climb the Westin Tower to begin your journey to the cave.
00:09:14 Then catch up with my platoon and help recover something worthy of my beauty.
00:09:21 Return to me with Trinket in claw, and we can speak of delaying your tax payments for no longer than two calendar tides.
00:09:30 Okay, thank you. I won't let you down. I'll get you the shiniest thing I can.
00:09:36 Oh yeah, I also wanted to mention the crazy murderous crabs outside trying to...
00:09:41 Be gone, little hermit. I tire of you.
00:09:45 Yes, ma'am!
00:09:48 [Squeaky door opens]
00:09:50 [Squeaky door closes]
00:09:52 [Squeaky door opens]
00:09:54 [Squeaky door closes]
00:09:56 [Squeaky door opens]
00:09:58 [Squeaky door closes]
00:10:00 [Squeaky door opens]
00:10:02 [Squeaky door closes]
00:10:04 [Squeaky door opens]
00:10:06 [Squeaky door closes]
00:10:08 [Squeaky door opens]
00:10:10 [Squeaky door closes]
00:10:12 [Squeaky door opens]
00:10:14 [Squeaky door closes]
00:10:16 [Squeaky door opens]
00:10:18 [Squeaky door closes]
00:10:20 [Squeaky door opens]
00:10:22 [Squeaky door closes]
00:10:24 [Squeaky door opens]
00:10:26 Hey, I don't know if you noticed, but your guards are going nuts out there!
00:10:30 Enclenche, little hermit.
00:10:33 [Squeaky door opens]
00:10:35 [Squeaky door closes]
00:10:36 Our minds are clear as crystal now.
00:10:40 Oh, shuck.
00:10:42 I once thought my duchy quite beautiful, you know.
00:10:47 Worth preserving.
00:10:50 But compared to the reefs, it's a shameful, transient thing, destined to wash away.
00:10:57 That's why I'm having them tear it down.
00:11:01 I thought my beauty worth preserving, too.
00:11:06 But of course my worthless life will wash away as easily as any other.
00:11:13 Almost as easily as yours, little hermit!
00:11:17 [Squeaky laugh]
00:11:19 [Squeaky door opens]
00:11:22 [Squeaky door closes]
00:11:24 [Squeaky door opens]
00:11:26 [Squeaky door opens]
00:11:28 [Squeaky door closes]
00:11:30 [Squeaky door opens]
00:11:32 [Squeaky door closes]
00:11:35 [Squeaky door opens]
00:11:37 [Squeaky door closes]
00:11:39 [Squeaky door opens]
00:11:41 [Squeaky door closes]
00:11:43 [Squeaky door opens]
00:11:45 [Squeaky door closes]
00:11:47 [Squeaky door opens]
00:11:49 [Squeaky door closes]
00:11:51 [Squeaky door opens]
00:11:53 [Squeaky door closes]
00:11:55 [Squeaky door opens]
00:11:57 [Squeaky door closes]
00:11:59 [Squeaky door opens]
00:12:01 [Squeaky door closes]
00:12:03 [Squeaky door opens]
00:12:05 [Squeaky door opens]
00:12:07 [Squeaky door closes]
00:12:09 [Squeaky door opens]
00:12:11 [Squeaky door opens]
00:12:13 [Squeaky door closes]
00:12:15 [Squeaky door opens]
00:12:17 [Squeaky door closes]
00:12:19 [Squeaky door opens]
00:12:21 [Squeaky door closes]
00:12:23 [Squeaky door opens]
00:12:25 [Squeaky door closes]
00:12:27 [Squeaky door opens]
00:12:29 [Squeaky door closes]
00:12:31 [Squeaky door opens]
00:12:33 [Squeaky door closes]
00:12:35 [Squeaky door opens]
00:12:37 [Squeaky door closes]
00:12:39 [Squeaky door opens]
00:12:41 [Squeaky door closes]
00:12:43 [Squeaky door opens]
00:12:45 [Squeaky door closes]
00:12:47 [Squeaky door opens]
00:12:49 [Squeaky door closes]
00:12:51 [Squeaky door opens]
00:12:53 [Squeaky door closes]
00:12:55 [Squeaky door opens]
00:12:57 [Squeaky door closes]
00:12:59 [Squeaky door opens]
00:13:01 [Squeaky door closes]
00:13:03 [Squeaky door opens]
00:13:05 [Squeaky door closes]
00:13:07 [Squeaky door opens]
00:13:09 [Squeaky door closes]
00:13:11 [Squeaky door opens]
00:13:13 [Squeaky door closes]
00:13:15 [Squeaky door opens]
00:13:17 [Squeaky door closes]
00:13:19 [Squeaky door opens]
00:13:21 [Squeaky door closes]
00:13:23 [Squeaky door opens]
00:13:25 [Squeaky door closes]
00:13:27 [Squeaky door opens]
00:13:29 [Squeaky door closes]
00:13:31 [Squeaky door opens]
00:13:33 [Squeaky door closes]
00:13:35 [Squeaky door opens]
00:13:37 [Squeaky door closes]
00:13:39 [Squeaky door opens]
00:13:41 [Squeaky door closes]
00:13:43 [Squeaky door opens]
00:13:45 [Squeaky door closes]
00:13:47 [Squeaky door opens]
00:13:49 [Squeaky door closes]
00:13:51 [Squeaky door opens]
00:13:53 [Squeaky door closes]
00:13:55 [Squeaky door opens]
00:13:57 [Squeaky door closes]
00:13:59 [Squeaky door opens]
00:14:01 [Squeaky door closes]
00:14:03 [Squeaky door opens]
00:14:05 [Squeaky door opens]
00:14:07 [Squeaky door closes]
00:14:09 [Squeaky door opens]
00:14:11 [Squeaky door closes]
00:14:13 [Squeaky door opens]
00:14:15 [Squeaky door closes]
00:14:17 [Squeaky door opens]
00:14:19 [Squeaky door closes]
00:14:21 [Squeaky door opens]
00:14:23 [Squeaky door opens]
00:14:25 [Squeaky door closes]
00:14:27 [Squeaky door opens]
00:14:29 [Squeaky door closes]
00:14:31 [Squeaky door opens]
00:14:33 [Squeaky door closes]
00:14:35 [Squeaky door opens]
00:14:37 [Squeaky door closes]
00:14:39 [Squeaky door opens]
00:14:41 [Squeaky door closes]
00:14:43 [Squeaky door opens]
00:14:45 [Squeaky door closes]
00:14:47 [Squeaky door opens]
00:14:49 [Squeaky door closes]
00:14:51 [Squeaky door opens]
00:14:53 [Squeaky door closes]
00:14:55 [Squeaky door opens]
00:14:57 [Squeaky door closes]
00:14:59 TRASH DAY! IT'S TRASH DAY!
00:15:01 EVERYONE GET YOUR BASKETS!
00:15:03 DON'T MISS OUT!
00:15:05 [Squeaky door opens]
00:15:07 [Squeaky door closes]
00:15:09 [Squeaky door opens]
00:15:11 [Squeaky door closes]
00:15:13 [Squeaky door opens]
00:15:15 [Squeaky door closes]
00:15:17 Back off! I saw it first!
00:15:19 Trash bumsuckers!
00:15:21 [Squeaky door opens]
00:15:23 [Squeaky door closes]
00:15:25 [Squeaky door opens]
00:15:27 [Squeaky door closes]
00:15:29 [Squeaky door opens]
00:15:31 [Squeaky door closes]
00:15:33 What is that thing?
00:15:35 I've never seen anything like it.
00:15:37 It's a message from the captain!
00:15:39 It's got his face right on it!
00:15:41 It's gotta be!
00:15:43 Excuse me?
00:15:45 Excuse me please?
00:15:47 Pardon me, excuse me young lady.
00:15:49 As New Cossinia's official historian,
00:15:51 I'm sure I can shed some light on...
00:15:53 My god!
00:15:55 If I'm not mistaken,
00:15:57 this is...
00:15:59 part of a map!
00:16:01 A map showing the way to a most valuable treasure, I say!
00:16:03 If someone were to find its missing pieces and decipher them,
00:16:05 why, they'd be rich beyond their wildest dreams, I say!
00:16:07 Rich?
00:16:09 I like the sound of that!
00:16:11 That treasure's as good as mine!
00:16:13 I'm not sure I'd be interested in that.
00:16:15 I'll be able to afford the flash you sell in the ocean, you know!
00:16:17 Not if I get there first!
00:16:19 Think of all the tourists that treasure can bring to our city!
00:16:21 Well, don't you count out us, bottomsiders!
00:16:23 You'll be eating your hat when I get that treasure and fix up my restaurant!
00:16:25 It would appear the hunt is on, I say!
00:16:27 The first stop on the map seems to be the forest to the north of here.
00:16:29 May the best crab--
00:16:31 [Crash]
00:16:33 Apologies for the interruption, young lady.
00:16:35 I'm sorry to have kept you waiting.
00:16:37 I'm sorry to have kept you waiting.
00:16:39 I'm sorry to have kept you waiting.
00:16:41 I'm sorry to have kept you waiting.
00:16:43 Apologies for the interruption, folks.
00:16:45 I seem to have misheard something.
00:16:47 I seem to have misheard something.
00:16:49 I could have almost sworn there were some citizens here
00:16:51 I could have almost sworn there were some citizens here
00:16:53 planning on unearthing some valuables.
00:16:55 planning on unearthing some valuables.
00:16:57 Need I remind you all how threatening the ocean is
00:16:59 Need I remind you all how threatening the ocean is
00:17:01 Need I remind you all how threatening the ocean is
00:17:03 outside this reef?
00:17:05 I'd hope it would go without saying
00:17:07 that the duty of such a dangerous excavation
00:17:09 that the duty of such a dangerous excavation
00:17:11 would fall to the Shellfish Corporation.
00:17:13 would fall to the Shellfish Corporation.
00:17:15 That would be safest for all involved.
00:17:17 That would be safest for all involved.
00:17:19 Don't you agree?
00:17:21 Yeah, we hear you, Roland. No problem.
00:17:23 Then, as Shellfish Corp's CEO
00:17:25 Then, as Shellfish Corp's CEO
00:17:27 in this fair city's de facto mayor,
00:17:29 in this fair city's de facto mayor,
00:17:31 I suppose no one would have any objections
00:17:33 to my taking sole control
00:17:35 to my taking sole control
00:17:37 of this treasure hunt.
00:17:39 Is that all in agreement?
00:17:41 Oh, oh dear!
00:17:43 I suppose that sounds all right with me, I say.
00:17:45 I suppose that sounds all right with me, I say.
00:17:47 You hear what they're talking about over there?
00:17:49 Sounds like some kind of crazy treasure hunt.
00:17:51 Sounds like some kind of crazy treasure hunt.
00:17:53 Hey, kid, I just got an idea.
00:17:55 If you can go get that treasure there, John, about,
00:17:57 I'll gladly trade your shell for it.
00:17:59 For real? You'd really do that?
00:18:01 You bet.
00:18:03 A prawn never goes back on his promise.
00:18:05 Aw, yeah!
00:18:07 I'm going to find that treasure!
00:18:09 I'm going to find that treasure!
00:18:11 Ha ha, yeah, you go, kid!
00:18:13 Rowan can't tell us what to do!
00:18:15 That treasure belongs to whoever can find it first!
00:18:17 That treasure belongs to whoever can find it first!
00:18:19 The corporations don't control us!
00:18:21 The corporations don't control us!
00:18:23 I suppose a little friendly competition is only fair.
00:18:25 I suppose a little friendly competition is only fair.
00:18:27 I suppose a little friendly competition is only fair.
00:18:29 I hope you know what you just dove into, kid.
00:18:31 I hope you know what you just dove into, kid.
00:18:33 See you in the open ocean, treasure.
00:18:35 See you in the open ocean, treasure.
00:18:37 See you in the open ocean, treasure.
00:18:39 See you in the open ocean, treasure.
00:18:41 (laughs)
00:18:43 (sighs)
00:18:46 (alarm rings)
00:18:49 (alarm rings)
00:18:52 (upbeat music)
00:18:54 (upbeat music)
00:18:56 (upbeat music)
00:18:59 (upbeat music)
00:19:01 (upbeat music)
00:19:04 (upbeat music)
00:19:07 (upbeat music)
00:19:22 (upbeat music)
00:19:24 (upbeat music)
00:19:30 (upbeat music)
00:19:34 (upbeat music)
00:19:44 (upbeat music)
00:19:47 (upbeat music)
00:19:58 (upbeat music)
00:20:03 (upbeat music)
00:20:11 (upbeat music)
00:20:13 (upbeat music)
00:20:26 (upbeat music)
00:20:31 (upbeat music)
00:20:38 (upbeat music)
00:20:40 (upbeat music)
00:20:51 (upbeat music)
00:21:00 (upbeat music)
00:21:03 (bell ringing)
00:21:12 (upbeat music)
00:21:15 (upbeat music)
00:21:29 (upbeat music)
00:21:31 (upbeat music)
00:21:41 (upbeat music)
00:21:57 (upbeat music)
00:22:00 (upbeat music)
00:22:15 (upbeat music)
00:22:18 (upbeat music)
00:22:39 (upbeat music)
00:22:41 (upbeat music)
00:23:07 (upbeat music)
00:23:09 (upbeat music)
00:23:20 (upbeat music)
00:23:35 (upbeat music)
00:23:38 (upbeat music)
00:23:47 (bell ringing)
00:24:05 (upbeat music)
00:24:08 (upbeat music)
00:24:25 (upbeat music)
00:24:27 (bell ringing)
00:24:52 (upbeat music)
00:24:55 (bell ringing)
00:25:04 (upbeat music)
00:25:07 (upbeat music)
00:25:19 (upbeat music)
00:25:21 (upbeat music)
00:25:34 (upbeat music)
00:25:46 (upbeat music)
00:25:50 (upbeat music)
00:25:53 (upbeat music)
00:26:21 (bell ringing)
00:26:24 (upbeat music)
00:26:30 (upbeat music)
00:26:32 (upbeat music)
00:26:36 (upbeat music)
00:26:39 (upbeat music)
00:26:41 (upbeat music)
00:26:44 (upbeat music)
00:26:46 (upbeat music)
00:26:57 (upbeat music)
00:27:10 (upbeat music)
00:27:12 (upbeat music)
00:27:15 (upbeat music)
00:27:41 (upbeat music)
00:27:44 (upbeat music)
00:27:59 (upbeat music)
00:28:01 (upbeat music)
00:28:25 (upbeat music)
00:28:28 (upbeat music)
00:28:50 (upbeat music)
00:28:52 (explosion)
00:29:07 - The world these days is dark and mean.
00:29:12 Even the water tastes unclean.
00:29:15 And even those you love and trust
00:29:18 could rip your limbs off if they must.
00:29:21 Like Mr. R, the one in charge,
00:29:25 who scrapped our homes to build his barge.
00:29:28 But don't be gloomy, glum, or sad,
00:29:31 'cause down in here, it's not so bad.
00:29:34 Save crying for another day.
00:29:37 Forget it all.
00:29:38 Come on, let's play.
00:29:40 (engine revving)
00:29:47 (upbeat music)
00:29:49 (upbeat music)
00:29:52 (upbeat music)
00:29:55 (upbeat music)
00:29:57 (upbeat music)
00:30:00 (upbeat music)
00:30:02 (upbeat music)
00:30:05 (upbeat music)
00:30:10 (upbeat music)
00:30:21 (upbeat music)
00:30:33 (upbeat music)
00:30:36 (upbeat music)
00:30:41 (upbeat music)
00:30:48 (upbeat music)
00:30:53 (upbeat music)
00:30:59 (upbeat music)
00:31:02 (upbeat music)
00:31:05 (upbeat music)
00:31:16 (upbeat music)
00:31:23 (upbeat music)
00:31:25 (upbeat music)
00:31:51 (upbeat music)
00:31:54 (upbeat music)
00:31:59 (engine revving)
00:32:13 (engine revving)
00:32:16 (radio chattering)
00:32:32 (rattling)
00:32:37 (radio chattering)
00:32:41 (radio chattering)
00:32:44 - Ahoy, matey!
00:32:58 (upbeat music)
00:33:01 - Well, that wasn't as bad as I thought.
00:33:03 No one even showed up to stop us.
00:33:06 - I don't like it.
00:33:07 Something smells about all this.
00:33:09 Roland knew we were gonna show up.
00:33:11 So where's all the resistance?
00:33:13 It all really stinks of--
00:33:14 - A tramp?
00:33:15 Right you are, bottom feeder.
00:33:20 See, us civilized folk have rules.
00:33:24 As much as I dislike your little mottled crew,
00:33:27 it wouldn't be gentlemanlike
00:33:29 to have you disposed of without a good reason.
00:33:33 But all y'all have just stepped
00:33:36 onto my private property without permission.
00:33:41 And where I come from, that's a crime called trespassing.
00:33:46 I presume you know what we do
00:33:50 to trespassers at Shellfish Corp.
00:33:54 Inkerton, kill the city folk.
00:33:58 - Gladly.
00:34:00 (rattling)
00:34:02 (clanging)
00:34:06 - And as for you.
00:34:07 (rattling)
00:34:09 (grunting)
00:34:15 (screaming)
00:34:21 - Remarkable work, Vagabond.
00:34:27 The barge is ours.
00:34:28 All that remains is to--
00:34:30 (explosion)
00:34:32 - What the shell was that?
00:34:36 (rattling)
00:34:38 - Stupid, stupid, stupid little bottom feeders.
00:34:45 Don't let any of these trespassers leave, boys.
00:34:48 - I'm sorry.
00:34:50 - Sorry, my lovely folks.
00:34:53 - Y'all just don't know when to quit, do ya?
00:34:58 You could have all stayed
00:35:00 in your cozy little homes in the reef,
00:35:02 watched as Shellfish Corp dug up this treasure,
00:35:06 and waited for that newfound wealth
00:35:09 to benefit everyone in town.
00:35:12 But y'all just had to get greedy.
00:35:14 You decided you deserved this treasure
00:35:17 more than the fine people of New Carcinia.
00:35:21 And I would be remiss as a local business leader
00:35:25 if I didn't punish y'all for this little indiscretion.
00:35:29 - I dare say that not a single one of y'all--
00:35:32 - Shut up!
00:35:33 I've been working my butt off
00:35:36 trying to get my old life back.
00:35:39 I'm pretty sure I've been working harder than anyone else.
00:35:42 And now all of a sudden,
00:35:44 I'm the jerk for wanting the treasure I earned?
00:35:48 And you don't have to do anything at all.
00:35:51 You just sit around and stuff just happens for you.
00:35:56 It's not fair.
00:35:58 It's all a bunch of bullshit.
00:36:01 I'm sick of it.
00:36:02 I'm gonna get that--
00:36:05 - Krill, wait.
00:36:10 - Treasure!
00:36:11 - Hold on to something, y'all.
00:36:20 (explosion)
00:36:23 (ominous music)
00:36:25 (ominous music)
00:36:28 (ominous music)
00:36:30 (screaming)
00:36:35 (soft piano music)
00:36:42 (soft piano music)
00:36:45 (screaming)
00:37:02 (soft piano music)
00:37:08 (soft piano music)
00:37:10 (soft piano music)
00:37:13 (soft piano music)
00:37:16 (tires screeching)
00:37:35 (soft piano music)
00:37:42 (soft piano music)
00:37:45 - Oh, my head.
00:38:00 Where am I?
00:38:03 It's so cold.
00:38:06 Anyone?
00:38:09 Can you hear me?
00:38:12 Nema?
00:38:13 Kiten?
00:38:15 Conch?
00:38:15 Blue guy?
00:38:17 I think this is my fault.
00:38:22 - It's over.
00:38:26 It's all over.
00:38:27 But like for real this time.
00:38:31 - There you are.
00:38:32 Do you know what happened to the others?
00:38:35 - Oh, now you care about the others.
00:38:37 Is that right?
00:38:38 You can boil for all I care.
00:38:40 And as a matter of fact, so can you.
00:38:43 Take a look, pal.
00:38:44 Here's the treasure you had us throw our lives away for.
00:38:47 - Oh, what's that?
00:38:49 - It's nothing.
00:38:52 Nothing usable at all.
00:38:54 No plastic, no glass, not even a single nugget of foam.
00:38:59 Just this pile of damp paper.
00:39:01 It's totally worthless.
00:39:04 - It was really all for nothing?
00:39:08 So, so what do we do now?
00:39:11 - You want my advice?
00:39:12 Go find whatever the apex predator is down here.
00:39:16 And jump in their god damn mouth!
00:39:19 Then you'll finally be valuable to someone.
00:39:23 (upbeat music)
00:39:27 (upbeat music)
00:39:29 (upbeat music)
00:39:32 (upbeat music)
00:39:34 (upbeat music)
00:39:37 (upbeat music)
00:39:41 (upbeat music)
00:39:44 (upbeat music)
00:39:46 (upbeat music)
00:39:49 (upbeat music)
00:39:52 (upbeat music)
00:39:55 (upbeat music)
00:39:59 (upbeat music)
00:40:05 (upbeat music)
00:40:12 (upbeat music)
00:40:14 (upbeat music)
00:40:24 (upbeat music)
00:40:37 (upbeat music)
00:40:40 - Every step of the way,
00:40:51 you've seen the fracturing of this world.
00:40:55 Water is turning to acid around you.
00:40:58 Lucid minds coming apart at the seams.
00:41:01 And deep down, you understand what it means
00:41:07 that this world is reaching the spiral center,
00:41:10 that apocalypse is nigh.
00:41:12 But do you comprehend apocalypse, little crab?
00:41:18 Can you?
00:41:19 Certainly not.
00:41:21 If you had truly lost hope,
00:41:24 if you understood that this world must end,
00:41:29 if you could hear the silence that comes afterwards,
00:41:34 all that would remain in your mind is an endless scream.
00:41:39 You think you've hit rock bottom, little crab?
00:41:43 There is so much lower you can go.
00:41:47 (electronic beeping)
00:41:53 (electronic beeping)
00:41:56 (electronic beeping)
00:42:01 (electronic beeping)
00:42:13 (electronic beeping)
00:42:20 (electronic beeping)
00:42:23 (electronic beeping)
00:42:28 (electronic beeping)
00:42:35 (electronic beeping)
00:42:38 (electronic beeping)
00:42:57 (electronic beeping)
00:43:03 (electronic beeping)
00:43:07 (electronic beeping)
00:43:10 (electronic beeping)
00:43:20 (electronic beeping)
00:43:28 (electronic beeping)
00:43:31 (electronic beeping)
00:43:49 (electronic beeping)
00:43:52 (electronic beeping)
00:44:05 (electronic beeping)
00:44:13 (electronic beeping)
00:44:16 (electronic beeping)
00:44:25 (electronic beeping)
00:44:29 (electronic beeping)
00:44:42 (electronic beeping)
00:44:45 (electronic beeping)
00:45:03 (electronic beeping)
00:45:06 (electronic beeping)
00:45:31 (electronic beeping)
00:45:34 (electronic beeping)
00:45:43 (electronic beeping)
00:45:50 (electronic beeping)
00:45:58 (electronic beeping)
00:46:01 (electronic beeping)
00:46:31 - And you're certain we're going the right way?
00:46:35 - How should I know?
00:46:36 Think I spend my weekends here, do you?
00:46:38 - Well, then what the shuck am I still paying you for?
00:46:42 Matter of fact, we're in this mess
00:46:44 'cause you couldn't defeat a damn lobster.
00:46:47 Good for nothing.
00:46:48 I should have left you on the seabed where I found you,
00:46:51 you little--
00:46:52 (explosion booms)
00:46:55 - Eh?
00:47:00 It's you.
00:47:01 (laughs)
00:47:04 Enjoying the spoils, are you, lad?
00:47:11 Proud of what you've done?
00:47:13 - Look, man, I don't want anything from you.
00:47:16 Please just leave me alone.
00:47:17 I don't wanna fight anymore.
00:47:18 - Please leave me alone.
00:47:20 I don't wanna fight anymore.
00:47:21 - But fight ye did, just like me.
00:47:24 Just like old Lincolnton.
00:47:28 - Coming down here, we've both drifted.
00:47:31 Two worthless sinners, right where we belong.
00:47:35 The bottom of the train!
00:47:38 (electronic beeping)
00:47:48 (electronic beeping)
00:48:15 - You wish to know what I am?
00:48:18 I am a dream, little crab.
00:48:21 Drenched by every mind extinguished,
00:48:26 every rope strangled broke,
00:48:28 every oil-filled gill.
00:48:31 Such pained souls are caught by the currents
00:48:36 and spin and spin around and down
00:48:42 until they reach the bottom of the bottom,
00:48:46 down where all things go.
00:48:48 You will reach it too, soon enough.
00:48:52 All living creatures pray to me, you know,
00:49:03 when they are about to be devoured,
00:49:07 when the last of their blood is leaving their body.
00:49:12 When they realize their death is certain.
00:49:16 They do not form words.
00:49:18 They do not ask for specifics.
00:49:22 But they pray, they pray with their whole being
00:49:26 that somehow, against all logic,
00:49:31 they will survive their ordeal.
00:49:34 And I listen, I listen to every last one.
00:49:41 I am this ocean's only god.
00:49:43 I do not care for your verbal prayers.
00:49:48 If you want to get my attention,
00:49:51 all you need do is scream.
00:49:54 (electronic beeping)
00:50:01 (electronic beeping)
00:50:05 (electronic beeping)
00:50:08 (electronic beeping)
00:50:11 (electronic beeping)
00:50:19 (electronic beeping)
00:50:36 (electronic beeping)
00:50:40 (electronic beeping)
00:50:45 (electronic beeping)
00:50:49 (electronic beeping)
00:50:56 - By God, this is it, this is it, Krill.
00:51:03 They all told me it was just a legend.
00:51:06 Those buffoons.
00:51:07 The perfect world.
00:51:12 Do you know what this means, child?
00:51:15 The archeological community will never be the same, I say.
00:51:19 With the proper funding, perhaps we can begin
00:51:22 to learn the secrets of the ancient hermits.
00:51:25 And then it's only a matter of time before--
00:51:27 (sword clashing)
00:51:29 Oh, goddammit.
00:51:30 - Drivel.
00:51:33 - Titan!
00:51:35 - Oh my god.
00:51:36 He's dead.
00:51:39 You killed him.
00:51:41 - Time, he says.
00:51:43 The old idiot.
00:51:45 Time is something we have none of.
00:51:49 We're already much too late.
00:51:52 Tides upon tides upon tides, too late.
00:51:56 This ocean was eaten up before I was even an egg.
00:52:01 - What?
00:52:01 Why did you do that?
00:52:04 I didn't do anything wrong.
00:52:06 - We are beyond saving.
00:52:08 Soon we'll share the same fate as the old ocean.
00:52:13 The world has only one use now.
00:52:17 To punish this ugly world, to rip it asunder.
00:52:20 You think you can wield it?
00:52:24 In your complacent claws, it's no better than a rock.
00:52:28 And you're no better than them.
00:52:32 No better than the ones who ate this world up.
00:52:36 To think we really thought you could be our shell.
00:52:40 I could vomit.
00:52:43 - You are not Titan.
00:52:47 - How can you stand it?
00:52:48 How can you sleep?
00:52:51 How can you even breathe?
00:52:55 You've seen how this ocean's been maimed.
00:52:59 The agony it's in.
00:53:01 The future that was stolen from us.
00:53:05 You've seen everything we wanted you to see.
00:53:09 So where's your anger?
00:53:12 Where is your rage?
00:53:13 Doesn't this pain boil you inside, little crab?
00:53:18 Doesn't it just make you want to shouting scream?
00:53:22 (screaming)
00:53:25 (eerie music)
00:53:27 Die!
00:53:45 (screaming)
00:53:47 (eerie music)
00:53:50 - Kyten!
00:53:59 Are you okay?
00:54:01 - I...
00:54:03 I killed him.
00:54:06 The old man who never raised a claw against me.
00:54:11 I was the strong, wielding death against the weak.
00:54:15 There is no salvation for me now.
00:54:18 - It wasn't you, Kyten.
00:54:20 It was whatever that thing was making you evil.
00:54:24 - A great confluence of damned souls.
00:54:28 A grim slurry of umami.
00:54:29 My body moved at its whim, true.
00:54:33 But the anger was mine.
00:54:36 The hate was mine.
00:54:37 Without it, it could not have taken me as a shell.
00:54:41 - Stop talking.
00:54:42 You're going to be okay, all right?
00:54:45 - Perform me a favor, Vagabond.
00:54:48 My anger was too much for me.
00:54:51 But do not let it vanish.
00:54:53 If you can, take my anger with you
00:54:57 and wield it where it is needed to protect this world.
00:55:00 - Stop it!
00:55:01 Stop talking like you're going to die.
00:55:04 I didn't even...
00:55:05 I didn't even like you guys when I met you.
00:55:08 But I don't want you to go.
00:55:10 I don't want to be alone again.
00:55:12 - The confluence was wrong.
00:55:15 There is still time to save this ocean.
00:55:18 I must believe this.
00:55:20 Even if it is a lie, I will believe it.
00:55:25 Until the day this all ends.
00:55:28 - Wait, wait, wait!
00:55:29 That old guy was saying that shell
00:55:31 has a lot of magic in it, right?
00:55:32 I'll just put it on.
00:55:34 Maybe I can heal you.
00:55:36 - Krill.
00:55:37 - Just stay right there.
00:55:39 I'll be right...
00:55:40 - Whoa, what happened?
00:55:44 I put on this cool looking shell
00:55:45 and for some reason I feel super great now.
00:55:48 Like I could take on the whole ocean.
00:55:51 Kind of like anything I want can become reality, you know?
00:55:54 This is going to change everything.
00:55:56 I'm going to be a hero.
00:55:57 - Blue, Firth, I need that shell to save Kiten.
00:56:02 Can I put it on for a second?
00:56:03 - Kiten?
00:56:04 Who's that?
00:56:05 Whatever you need, it can wait, pal.
00:56:08 I'm thinking big right now.
00:56:09 And my big things are going to save New Carcinia.
00:56:12 - Yeah, yeah, that's a great idea.
00:56:14 - Great thinking, me.
00:56:16 Let's do it.
00:56:17 - Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
00:56:22 Just stay right there, Kiten.
00:56:24 I'll be right back.
00:56:25 (popping)
00:56:33 (popping)
00:56:36 (popping)
00:56:38 (grunting)
00:56:52 - Hey there, pal.
00:57:04 No hard feelings about our little disagreement earlier,
00:57:07 right?
00:57:08 My new powers are crazy.
00:57:09 I just moved this whole island directly over New Carcinia.
00:57:13 Looks like trash day came early.
00:57:15 Pretty cool, right?
00:57:16 - Firth, I really need that shell.
00:57:18 Kiten's hurt bad.
00:57:20 - I'll tell you who's hurt bad.
00:57:21 The economy.
00:57:22 That's who.
00:57:23 With Roland gone and Scuttleport out of commission,
00:57:26 our whole city's going to completely collapse.
00:57:29 And not only that,
00:57:30 folks are starting to say the trash we've been using
00:57:32 is physically harmful to us.
00:57:34 Who would have thought?
00:57:35 But it's all going to be okay.
00:57:37 Now that I'm the god of this ocean,
00:57:38 I've got a super genius three-step plan to save everyone.
00:57:43 Step one, sink Trash Island onto New Carcinia,
00:57:46 eliminating the whole concept of trash day.
00:57:49 A permanent economic boom.
00:57:51 What's better than that?
00:57:52 - You're going to cover the city in trash?
00:57:56 Can we just talk about this?
00:57:58 I just need to borrow the world for a minute.
00:57:59 - Step two, use that trash to usher New Carcinia
00:58:03 into a second golden age.
00:58:05 You'll see technology advance beyond your wildest dreams.
00:58:08 - You're not listening to me.
00:58:10 - And step three, with all that new tech,
00:58:14 we'll form a plan to make New Carcinia's economy
00:58:17 more sustainable.
00:58:18 We ought to be able to start using 20% less trash
00:58:22 within the next 200 tides or so.
00:58:24 You thought I forgot about that part, didn't you?
00:58:27 But I'm a caring guy.
00:58:29 - If you dump more trash on the reef,
00:58:31 aren't they just going to get gunked faster?
00:58:33 And I still need to save Kiten.
00:58:38 So give me that shell.
00:58:40 I'm not going to let you do this.
00:58:42 - That's the cool part about being a god.
00:58:45 I don't need you to let me do anything.
00:58:47 It's just going to happen.
00:58:49 (dramatic music)
00:58:53 (lasers firing)
00:58:56 (thunder rumbling)
00:59:08 - I need that shell.
00:59:22 That shell.
00:59:23 I'll fight you for it.
00:59:26 - Huh, that's a bummer.
00:59:29 I thought you had a good head on your shoulders, pal.
00:59:31 I was really starting to respect you.
00:59:34 But here you are, resorting to physical violence
00:59:37 to take down an honest business craft.
00:59:40 No need to get angry, pal.
00:59:41 You're only going to get yourself hurt.
00:59:44 - I'm not.
00:59:45 I am getting angry, aren't I?
00:59:51 I think maybe I've been angry the whole time.
00:59:55 Ever since I left the tide pool.
00:59:57 I never wanted to be.
00:59:59 Everyone else seems angry all the time.
01:00:03 I didn't want to be like that.
01:00:05 But I can't help it.
01:00:08 Not when people like you always get everything you want
01:00:12 and other people get hurt for it.
01:00:15 It's not fair.
01:00:17 And I'm really strong now.
01:00:20 Strong enough to stop you from making things worse.
01:00:23 - You really are quite whiny, you know.
01:00:25 If you're going to fight me,
01:00:27 quit the sob story and just do it.
01:00:29 I've got an empire to build here.
01:00:31 Come on, do it.
01:00:33 Hit me.
01:00:34 (dramatic music)
01:00:36 - I think I get what Kite meant now.
01:00:38 - Grill, hold on.
01:00:39 Let's talk about this like adults.
01:00:40 - If I'm going to be angry,
01:00:42 I might as well use it for something good.
01:00:45 So that maybe one day,
01:00:47 other people won't have to fight like me.
01:00:50 And what better way to start
01:00:53 than to beat up a selfish,
01:00:56 greedy,
01:00:57 muscle,
01:00:58 sucker
01:01:00 like you!
01:01:01 - Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
01:01:06 (glass shattering)
01:01:15 (thunder rumbling)
01:01:18 (phone beeping)
01:01:33 (phone beeping)
01:01:37 (phone beeping)
01:01:40 (phone beeping)
01:01:42 (phone beeping)
01:02:08 (phone beeping)
01:02:11 (glass shattering)
01:02:32 (dramatic music)
01:02:38 (gentle music)
01:02:41 - What word comes to mind when you think of the Earth?
01:02:46 This world is resilient,
01:02:50 but not endlessly so.
01:02:51 As this Earth spins ever faster
01:02:56 towards its uncertain future,
01:02:58 all will face that future in their own way.
01:03:02 Some will fight for the world they dream of,
01:03:06 blade in hand.
01:03:07 Some will spend their whole lives
01:03:11 saving others from falling through the cracks.
01:03:14 And others still will never rest in one place for long.
01:03:21 As this fragile world begins to fracture,
01:03:26 no matter how large or small,
01:03:29 the one thing no creature can afford is complacency.
01:03:35 But though history talks of warriors and heroes
01:03:39 and great mighty crabs that shook the world,
01:03:43 it is the thankless deeds
01:03:46 that shall ever make that world worth fighting for.
01:03:50 (gentle music)
01:03:52 (gentle music)
01:03:55 (gentle music)
01:03:58 (gentle music)
01:04:00 (gentle music)
01:04:03 (gentle music)
01:04:05 (gentle music)
01:04:08 (gentle music)
01:04:11 (gentle music)
01:04:13 (gentle music)
01:04:16 (gentle music)
01:04:18 (gentle music)
01:04:21 (gentle music)
01:04:24 (gentle music)
01:04:26 (gentle music)
01:04:29 (gentle music)
01:04:31 (gentle music)
01:04:34 (gentle music)
01:04:37 (gentle music)
01:04:39 (gentle music)
01:04:42 (gentle music)
01:04:44 (gentle music)
01:04:47 (gentle music)
01:04:50 (gentle music)
01:04:52 (gentle music)
01:04:55 (gentle music)
01:04:57 (gentle music)
01:05:00 (gentle music)
01:05:03 (gentle music)
01:05:05 (gentle music)
01:05:08 (gentle music)
01:05:10 (gentle music)
01:05:13 (gentle music)
01:05:16 (gentle music)
01:05:18 (gentle music)
01:05:21 (gentle music)
01:05:23 (gentle music)
01:05:26 (gentle music)
01:05:29 (gentle music)
01:05:31 (gentle music)
01:05:34 (gentle music)
01:05:36 (gentle music)
01:05:39 (gentle music)
01:05:42 (gentle music)
01:05:44 (gentle music)
01:05:47 (gentle music)
01:05:49 (gentle music)
01:05:52 (gentle music)
01:05:55 (gentle music)
01:05:57 (gentle music)
01:06:00 (gentle music)
01:06:02 (gentle music)
01:06:05 (gentle music)
01:06:08 (gentle music)
01:06:10 (gentle music)
01:06:13 (gentle music)
01:06:15 (gentle music)
01:06:18 (gentle music)
01:06:21 (gentle music)
01:06:23 (gentle music)
01:06:26 (gentle music)
01:06:28 (gentle music)
01:06:31 (gentle music)
01:06:34 (gentle music)
01:06:36 (gentle music)
01:06:39 (gentle music)
01:06:41 (gentle music)
01:06:44 (gentle music)
01:06:47 (gentle music)
01:06:49 (gentle music)
01:06:52 (gentle music)
01:06:54 (gentle music)