Bandit steals the biggest laughs on "Bluey." Welcome to MsMojo, and today we’re counting down our picks for the most hilarious quotes and scenes featuring Bluey and Bingo’s cheeky dad Bandit, who often steals the show.
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00:00Yes, Dad!
00:04Welcome to Ms. Mojo,
00:06and today we're counting down our picks for the most hilarious quotes and scenes
00:10featuring Bluey and Bingo's cheeky dad, Bandit, who often steals the show.
00:14Don't worry about the sun. It's meant to be there.
00:18Uh, okay.
00:23Oh, good morning, everybody. Say good morning, everyone.
00:28What up, buddy people?
00:30Dad, we're playing keepy-uppy. Can you make it harder?
00:33Oh, my newspaper.
00:35With their very last balloon, Bluey and Bingo play keepy-uppy,
00:38doing whatever they can to keep the object in the air.
00:41It starts out fairly easy, but then Bandit gets in on the fun to amp things up.
00:45His ways of raising the difficulty level are too amusing.
00:49He uses Bingo as a newspaper, traps Bluey in a bear hug,
00:52and even uses a leaf blower inside the house.
00:55Oh, dear, child. You grow up so fast.
00:59Aw, Dad, let go!
01:01He definitely makes the game fun and hilarious.
01:04Though he ends up overdoing it, causing the balloon to pop,
01:07he apologizes and makes it up to his kids by acting as their new balloon,
01:11to hysterical results.
01:13Did I make that a little too fun?
01:15Yeah, yeah, you did.
01:18Sorry, squirts. It's a hard one to get right.
01:21Number nine, A Lesson Gone Horribly Wrong.
01:24Ding-a-da-ding-ding-ding-brr-brr-brr.
01:26Insert coin for awesome prizes.
01:29Ch-ching!
01:31This machine doesn't take imaginary coins.
01:34Go and get a job and earn real ones.
01:37The girls are frustrated after losing at a claw machine,
01:40so Chilly and Bandit made their own homemade version of the game.
01:43Of course, Bandit sneakily decides to turn it into a life lesson.
01:47He makes things incredibly hard and charges the kids real money to play,
01:51money they earn by performing chores.
01:53You lose, you lose, you lose!
01:55Great dancer!
01:57Magic claw!
01:59Insert more coins.
02:01And when he's called out on it, his response is even funnier.
02:04Dad, this isn't fair!
02:07I am not Dad. I am Magic Claw.
02:10Magic Claw has no children.
02:12His days are free and easy.
02:14Unsurprisingly, Bandit's scheme backfires when Bingo and Bluey fight back against the machine,
02:19with Chilly loudly cheering them on.
02:21That's a go, Bingo! Sticker to the man!
02:24While the young pair don't learn anything,
02:26Bandit certainly learns a valuable lesson about messing with his awesome children,
02:29and we're left in stitches along the way.
02:35She had a baby girl.
02:41Goo-goo-ga-ga.
02:43For Mother's Day, Bluey and Bingo put on a show for their parents,
02:47reenacting milestones in their relationship in comical fashion.
02:50Hi, Bob. Smell this.
02:54What?! Spot on!
02:57Bluey portrays Bandit, and leaves us busting a gut at her unflattering yet spot-on impression of him.
03:03But the most humorous part comes courtesy of Dad,
03:05when he, against his will, gets cast as baby Bluey at the end, diaper and all.
03:10The kids and Chilly chuckle at their father's shame,
03:13but he gets the last laugh with his own outrageous impression of his eldest.
03:24The show is a smash, all the healers get a good laugh,
03:27and we're left cackling every single time.
03:31Bad mood Bandit.
03:33Oh, hi, Bingo. Oh, no, not bad mood.
03:37Little Bingo is cranky, and there's only one treatment, a dose of hilarity from Dad.
03:43Bandit acts as Bingo's bad mood,
03:45having her stand on his feet while he marches around wearing a Viking helmet.
03:48For the rest of the day, he carries her around the house causing mayhem and mischief,
03:52grunting incoherently.
03:54My bad mood is making me eat chocolate.
03:57Stop it, you'll get a tummy ache.
04:02Despite her actual bad mood, Bingo can't help giggling the whole time,
04:06and we're right there with her.
04:08Even after she escapes, she rejoins her dad in character.
04:11With Bandit's uproarious acting, can you blame her?
04:16No bad mood.
04:18In the end, Bingo's bad mood gets a well-deserved cuddle as thanks for cheering her up.
04:23He was just behaving bad.
04:28Number six, a wedding gone wrong.
04:30I'm the luckiest horse in the world.
04:33Horses can't talk.
04:35Ladies and gentlemen, may Sparrowhoose marry Galahop today.
04:41Socks, Muffin, Aunt Trixie and Uncle Stripe are visiting,
04:44and Socks won't let go of Bluey's special toy.
04:47Naturally, there's only one way to distract the rambunctious toddler, a horsey wedding.
04:52Bandit and Stripe are the horses,
04:54and Bluey, Bingo and Muffin try to get them to marry each other.
04:57I'm not marrying him, he stinks.
05:01My heart is breaking.
05:03I said, horses can't talk.
05:06Oh, I mean, no.
05:08Of course, Bandit can't resist messing with his brother
05:11by teasingly lamenting his unrequited love and flirting with his horsey bride.
05:15Stripe's horrified reaction is just icing on top as he gallops away in fright,
05:20leaving poor Bandit standing at the altar.
05:25The plan works out in the end,
05:26and we're left giggling in awe at how Bandit would do anything,
05:30even fake-marry his sibling for his kids.
05:33You may now say I do.
05:41Yes.
05:44Butler!
05:45Yes, Your Majesty?
05:47The Queen's ginger beer is empty.
05:49Bluey and Bingo are playing queens,
05:51but both would rather be butlers.
05:53And thus, the reign of Queen Bandit begins.
05:56As usual, he's having too much fun playing the part,
05:59using Bingo as a footstool, demanding a drink and calling Chilly a peasant,
06:03only to be met with a fierce glare.
06:07I mean, carry on?
06:10It's as amusing as you would expect,
06:12but when his neighbor Pat drops another branch in his kingdom,
06:15the mad queen races off to war.
06:17For too long, Lucky's dad's palm tree has been dropping leaves into my kingdom.
06:22Well, no more by Tootlatus!
06:26We can't blame Bandit for wanting to protect his lawn,
06:29and we also can't help snicker at him going mad with power
06:32and seemingly losing to Lucky's dad offscreen.
06:35Maybe it's for the best.
06:36He makes a better court jester than Queen anyway.
06:41Shopkeeper, please can you help Bumpy?
06:44Sorry, I only know how to sell carrots.
06:47To cheer Bingo up while she's in the hospital,
06:49Louie, Bandit and company put together a short film for her.
06:52Here's your carrots, Barnacus.
06:55These carrots are nice,
06:57but what I really want is my very own puppy.
07:01Maybe you should wish upon a star!
07:03The gesture is sweet,
07:04though the production suffers from some delightfully cheesy acting and poor editing.
07:09Nice job in that department, Bandit.
07:12Oh, muffin!
07:15We can edit that bit out, right?
07:17All that is funny enough on its own,
07:19but the kicker is when Bluey's character asks Bandit if he's ever been sick.
07:23Bandit looks straight into the camera and makes a very dramatic declaration.
07:27Have you ever been sick?
07:29Sick?
07:30Uh, why, yes.
07:31I've got bumworms!
07:33Just to add to the joke,
07:35he then scratches his behind when the scene ends.
07:38Could he actually have bumworms,
07:40or is he just that great of a method actor?
07:42Either way, it's impossible to keep a straight face watching him.
07:46He's got bumworms!
07:50So you have to act pregnant.
07:52Okay, if we're gonna do this, let's do it properly.
07:55Hmm, how to act pregnant?
07:58I'm just gonna get this ready.
08:00If you're going to do something, do it properly.
08:03So, if Bandit is going to pretend to be pregnant,
08:05he's gonna get a crash course on everything that comes with it.
08:08Yes, you heard that right.
08:09With Bingo strapped into a harness,
08:11Bandit spends the whole day learning how easy being pregnant is.
08:15And the kids do not make it easy for him,
08:17much to our amusement.
08:19How's it going, pregnant man?
08:20Oh, uh, yeah.
08:21It's too easy, man.
08:23Don't know what all the fuss is about.
08:24Oh, good.
08:25Well, soon you'll start feeling the baby kicking.
08:28And when it's time to go into labor,
08:30well, all hell breaks loose,
08:32and even Lucky's dad gets roped into the chaos.
08:34Can you give us a hand with something?
08:36Yeah, no worries, Bluey.
08:38I didn't know this was the something.
08:40Harden up, Pat.
08:41But I don't know how to lever a baby.
08:43Seeing Bandit play up the bit and commit at every turn
08:46is just too brilliant.
08:48He is an unhinged hoot-and-a-half throughout the entire episode,
08:51to put it mildly.
08:53Number two, poor Wendy.
08:55Do it.
09:00Life in the healer house is never boring, thanks to Bandit.
09:03But it can certainly seem bizarre to those on the outside looking in.
09:06Often, when Bandit is taking part in the kids' shenanigans
09:09and things get out of hand,
09:11it attracts the attention of their neighbor Wendy.
09:13Wendy is left either horrified or confused,
09:16while all Dad can usually say is...
09:18Morning, Wendy.
09:19What's going on? Are you okay?
09:21He stole our money.
09:23What?
09:24Aw, that's putting a bit of a slant on it.
09:26It could be due to something simple like him embarrassing himself
09:29or terrifying like peeing in the bushes in front of her.
09:32Bandit, what are you doing?
09:36Morning, Wendy.
09:38It's truly priceless stuff,
09:40proving once again that nobody can handle comedic,
09:42if awkward, situations quite like Bandit Healer.
09:45Morning, Wendy.
09:47Do you know I like to smack my bum as hard as I can?
09:54Before we unveil our top pick,
09:56here are some honorable mentions.
09:58I do this to myself.
10:01Bandit fully admits that he brings the chaos on himself.
10:04What were all those things she said?
10:06Teeth combing and showers?
10:08Showers!
10:10Whatever, show me how to do them!
10:12Okay, come with us!
10:13Alright!
10:14The thing is, I do this to myself.
10:21Dance mode!
10:25Uh, are you okay?
10:27I'm fine, just ignore this.
10:29What about my lipid cut?
10:30Oh, I'm sorry, we can only accept...
10:33Look, if you could just stop dancing for a moment.
10:36I would if I could, mate!
10:38Cartoon dog.
10:39Someone should tell him he's a cartoon dog too.
10:42The cartoon dog says to put some cardboard down underneath first.
10:46I'm not taking advice from a cartoon dog.
10:48An awkward meeting.
10:50First impressions are very important for Daddy Robots.
10:53You are too kind.
10:55My name is Daddy Ro-
11:03That was a little odd.
11:05Please pretend I didn't just do that.
11:07It is hard to unsee something like that.
11:11Hunger crazed bandit.
11:13Never get between a hungry dog and his breakfast.
11:16Maybe I could eat this plant!
11:19Happy birthday!
11:21Is that food?
11:22Sure is!
11:23I made you an omelet.
11:24Give it here!
11:24No, no, no!
11:25Stand back, bingo!
11:26You might lose his faceguard!
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11:43Number one, Bandit's ongoing list of characters.
11:47You like this good thing?
11:48Yes.
11:49Thank you.
11:50It's a good size.
11:52Bonjour.
11:53Thank you.
11:58What are you doing?
11:59There's a reason why Bluey and Bingo almost always
12:02want Bandit to take part in their games,
12:04because he's so much fun.
12:06No character is off limits for the dad.
12:08He can be a flirty peacock or a stubborn chef
12:10who can barely speak French.
12:12He can also become a wild emu, a sheepdog
12:14who scares away a salesman, or one of his funniest personas,
12:18Unicorse.
12:19Unicorse, what's your favorite food?
12:23Children.
12:24Oh.
12:25Just kidding.
12:26I like chicken bucket.
12:27No matter what role he's given, he hams it up big time
12:30and leaves us barely able to breathe from laughter.
12:33Bandit may often act reluctant to take part
12:36in his kids' games at first, but it never
12:38stops him from giving 110% for his children's enjoyment,
12:42much to our delight.
12:43There you are.
12:44Whoa.
12:47Aw.
12:48What do you think is Bandit's funniest performance?
12:50Let us know in the comments.
12:52Boop.
12:53Ragdoll.
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