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00:22Honey, I'm home!
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00:49Welcome back to Dirty Dare!
00:52As you can see, I've covered both our contestants with chunks of meat.
00:56Oh!
00:57Next, we're going to throw them into the pit of wild dogs,
01:01where they'll try and find the one unlocked door that leads to safety,
01:05and our grand prize, $25 savings bond, and candy!
01:10Wait! Sound easy?
01:12Well, it won't be wearing these high heels!
01:17Come on, come on, it's all in fun!
01:19Ah!
01:22Ah!
01:23Blood!
01:24You know, there's a lot of housework to do,
01:26and it wouldn't hurt any of you to get off your big green butts and give me a hand around here.
01:30Geez!
01:31Fran, what you choose to do in your free time is up to you!
01:34We want to watch television!
01:36And now that we have cable, our TV's become a rocket sled to adventure!
01:40Buckle up, kids! Yeah!
01:42Hi, and welcome to the Hat Channel,
01:4424 hours a day of hat news, hat features, and hat happenings!
01:47Oh, great, hat news!
01:49Oh, Fran, there's so much out there to see and do,
01:52and now we can experience it all without leaving our chairs!
01:55The fire swept through two square city blocks.
01:58Miraculously, no hats were damaged.
02:01Yippee, there's a piece of good news.
02:03Dad, you're lingering.
02:05Oh, right.
02:07Hello, you're on the air, and I'm just listening.
02:10Did you have a personal problem you wanted to talk about?
02:13Yes, it's my son. He won't speak to me.
02:15Really? That's too bad. Kids can be like that.
02:18Well, good luck.
02:20Hello, you're on the air. What's on your mind today?
02:23Hi, my name's Lynn, and I've got a problem with my boss.
02:26Oh, gee, Lynn, problems at work are the worst.
02:29I hope everything turns out okay. Bye.
02:32Hi, I'm just listening. Which problem?
02:35It's amazing, isn't it, Mike?
02:37Not only does it give my car a showroom shine,
02:39it also improves my gas mileage and it cured my spastic colon!
02:42Wait a minute.
02:43Oh, I know it's hard to believe, Fran, but they couldn't say it if it wasn't true.
02:46No, no, no, go back to that talk show.
02:48Fran, I'm paying for 162 stations here,
02:51and I'm not going to waste my money looking at just one of them for more than eight seconds.
02:55But at least the last one had real dinosaurs talking about real problems.
02:59Ho, ho, kids, looks like the cable bug's got your mother.
03:03Slide over and welcome her to the dynamic world of watching other folks doing stuff.
03:07Yeah, come on, Mom.
03:09Hello, you're on the air.
03:10Hi, my name's Liz, and I have a really big problem.
03:12Oh, that's too bad. Let's take another call.
03:15Hello, you're on the air.
03:20Hello, you're on the air, and I'm just listening.
03:22Yeah, hi, Frank. I don't think my life's worth living anymore.
03:24I'm talking to you from a cellular phone, and I'm on this real high ledge.
03:26Boy, that's rough. I hope you get over it.
03:29And look, if things work out, give us a jingle.
03:33Hungry! Closer! Come on, come on!
03:35Hello, Mama!
03:39You know what the problem is with this show?
03:41It's the host. He doesn't do anything.
03:44I'm going to call him.
03:46What? Hey, where are you going? I'm hungry!
04:03Oh, look what I made. Art.
04:07You're on the air. What's your problem?
04:09Hi, my name's Fran. I've been watching your show since yesterday, and I'd like to make a suggestion.
04:13It's the Mama. The Mama fell in the TV.
04:16I think that instead of just listening to dinosaurs tell you their problems, you should try to help them.
04:21Well, it's always nice to hear suggestions. Thanks for calling.
04:24No, I'm serious. You could give them advice.
04:27Tell them things that might actually solve their problems.
04:30That's fascinating. Well, I've got to take another call.
04:33Excuse me. Fran, is it?
04:34Yes.
04:35Great. The name's Jerry Valentine. I'm the show's producer.
04:38I think you may be on to something here with this whole advice angle.
04:41Hang on, Jer. I don't give advice. I just listen. See? Just listening.
04:45You know, you are so threatened by the tiniest suggestions.
04:48Isn't that interesting?
04:49Look, the lady gave me an idea, and if you could just give it half a chance.
04:53Look, Jer, as long as I'm here, I'm just listening. You got that?
04:57And if you don't like it, you can find yourself a new host.
05:01I appreciate your sending the car for me, but I do have a roast in the oven.
05:04Forget the roast. You've got talent, kid.
05:07I mean, talent is a divine gift. To squander it would be a sin.
05:11Now, don't say anything to upset the sponsor. Here we go.
05:13What?
05:14And now, it's time for Just Advising with your host, Fran Sinclair.
05:17Wait a minute. What do you mean, don't upset the sponsor? Jerry?
05:20What do you think I should say?
05:22Lights. Yes. And action.
05:25Hi. I'm Fran.
05:27Yeah. Huh? Come on. Take a call.
05:33Huh?
05:34Push the button, Fran.
05:37Oh! Uh... Uh, hello? Oh! Uh, hello?
05:42Hi, Fran. The reason I'm calling is, I'm not sure, but I think my husband may be having an affair.
05:47Oh. Well, uh, gee, maybe, um, maybe you should ask him.
05:52Ask him? Wow! Incredible advice! Thanks!
05:56Ooh! Powerful stuff, Fran.
05:58Yeah?
05:59Groundbreaking. Do it again.
06:01Oh. Uh, hello? You're on the air.
06:05Hi, Fran. Love your show. Never miss it.
06:07Thanks, but I've only been on about a minute.
06:09You're doing a great job. Listen, I'm having a problem with my teenage son.
06:12Oh.
06:13Now, he refuses to walk on his hind legs like the rest of the family.
06:16Should I snap his neck or what?
06:18Well, if it were my son, I wouldn't snap his neck right off the bat.
06:21He may just be going through a phase.
06:22You're right. You're right. I've been terribly unfair.
06:24Thank you, Fran. You've saved my life and my son's.
06:27Yes.
06:29Men, do you suffer from short attention spans?
06:31Yeah.
06:33Why don't you try letting your husband think he's won the argument
06:36and then do what you want anyway?
06:38I know that's what I do with my husband.
06:40Hey, Earl, isn't that your wife?
06:42Hello. You're on the air.
06:43Gee, and I thought you brought the TV in so we could watch a game.
06:47What's your wife doing with a job?
06:49Yeah, wives don't work.
06:51They're wives. If they worked, they'd be husbands.
06:53That's not my wife or my husband.
06:57Boy, I have to make a phone call about something totally unrelated.
07:04Well, she looks like Fran and she's got the same name,
07:07but it's absurd that she should have her own TV show.
07:11Maybe it's her sister.
07:13Roy, that's nuts. Her sister wouldn't have the same name.
07:16I don't know. My brother Roy says it happens more than you think.
07:22Well, I don't know.
07:23I'll just tell your husband not to take the whole paper with him.
07:27Hi, you're on the air.
07:29Hello. Is this my wife? Please say no.
07:32Earl?
07:33Oh, geez!
07:35Hey, Earl! You're on TV!
07:38Earl's wife's got a job!
07:41What's going on out here?
07:43Huh? Oh, nothing. Nothing at all.
07:46We're just having fun at Earl's expense, sir.
07:49Humiliation! Great stuff! I want in!
07:52Call 86, boss!
07:55Earl, I'm working.
07:57But that's impossible! You were in the kitchen just this morning!
08:00Can we please talk about this at home?
08:03Yeah, Earl. After you make dinner!
08:06Dinner! That's great!
08:08Guys, I'd like to be alone with my wife, please.
08:11Roy, turn off the sink.
08:13Oh, no problem, pally boy. Here you go. Complete privacy.
08:17Hey, what'd you do that for?
08:19Give me that. There.
08:21Earl, I can't talk about this now. I have other calls.
08:24We will talk about it now, friend! Because I say so!
08:28And I am the fighting man!
08:30Thank you!
08:37Hey! She got you, Sinclair!
08:39Made you look like a thundering boom in front of millions of viewers!
08:52Et donc, le mammoth a appris
08:54que si tu mèles quelqu'un de plus petit que toi,
08:56tu dois toujours être prudent avec tes pas.
08:58Oh, c'est une lecture difficile.
09:00Oui.
09:01Laisse-moi en lire une autre!
09:02Non, je pense que c'est suffisant pour le moment.
09:04Ok.
09:06Alors, nourris-moi! Nourris-moi!
09:07Ça, je peux le faire.
09:09Bien, bien, bien. Nourris-moi!
09:14Une bouteille, s'il vous plaît.
09:17Au revoir, fille.
09:21Ah, bien, bien, bien.
09:23Nourris-moi, nourris-moi, nourris-moi.
09:28Regardez-moi ça!
09:29Ma femme s'en va pour un travail
09:31et laisse notre précieuse bouteille de joie ici, toute seule.
09:34Je suis là.
09:35Très bien, tout seul avec Monica.
09:37Earl, le bébé et moi, on s'amuse bien.
09:40Monica, tu ne peux pas remplacer
09:42le lien d'amour entre une mère et un enfant.
09:45Pauvre chose sans mère.
09:48Bien joué, Monica!
09:51Je pense que je peux le gérer d'ici.
09:53Salut, père.
09:54Est-ce que maman est de retour de travail?
09:55Oh, regardez-les!
09:56Quoi?
09:57Des enfants pleurant pour leur mère,
09:59criant contre cette injustice.
10:01Personnellement, je suis fier d'elle.
10:02Oui, elle est pratiquement une célèbre.
10:04Oui.
10:05Oui.
10:07Regardez-vous deux.
10:08Quand votre mère rentre à la maison,
10:09vous devriez vous traiter d'abandon
10:11ou vous serez tous sortis d'ici.
10:12Père.
10:13Earl Franz est maintenant un travailleur féminin.
10:15Elle est sous beaucoup de pression.
10:17Ce qu'elle a besoin de plus que tout
10:19de son mari amoureux
10:20est de compréhension, compassion et soutien.
10:22Pas de chance, Tutsi.
10:24Je vois votre agenda radical ici.
10:26Quel agenda?
10:27Vous voulez sortir toutes les femmes
10:29de la maison et de l'emploi
10:30pour qu'elles soient remplacées.
10:32Et que les maris aient un nouveau respect pour elles.
10:34Et que les sexes vivent ensemble en harmonie.
10:36Et puis...
10:38Je n'ai pas tous les morceaux
10:40de votre schéma diabolique.
10:41Mais vous pensez que c'est une menace
10:42à votre monde dominé par les hommes.
10:43Vous avez raison, petite.
10:46Vous devez arrêter de frapper votre père
10:47sur la tête avec cette bouteille de jus.
10:50Je suis à la maison.
10:52Comment je peux dire ça de telle manière?
10:54Sortez.
10:55Vous deux, actez abandonnés.
10:57Pas possible.
10:58Hé, vous avez l'air faibles.
11:03Désolée.
11:04Au revoir, enfants. Bonne chance.
11:06Où avez-vous été?
11:08J'étais dehors.
11:09Mon point exact.
11:11Vous étiez dehors à un travail
11:12que je ne connaissais pas.
11:13Quand vous deviez être là
11:14et mettre le dîner sur la table.
11:16Qu'est-ce qu'il y a sur la table?
11:17Le dîner.
11:18Wow, prenez-en.
11:19Et c'est encore très cher.
11:21Oh, je vois votre petit jeu.
11:23Vous vous éloignez de la famille.
11:25Puis vous essayez de rentrer
11:26avec les délices culinaires
11:28qu'on ne peut pas afforder.
11:30Mettez-le là.
11:32C'est retourné au restaurant.
11:34Hé, j'avais un chapeau.
11:38Voilà.
11:39Oui.
11:41Merci.
11:42Earl, on ne peut pas l'afforder.
11:43J'ai un avance sur mon salaire
11:44de la première semaine.
11:46Je sais, c'est très excitant.
11:47Vous vous éloignez un peu
11:48de votre travail
11:49et vous vous faites un peu d'argent.
12:03Hey, how are you?
12:04How are you?
12:05How are you, boy?
12:06Looking good.
12:08Check out the tie.
12:09Matching plaid.
12:11Oh, can't even see it.
12:13Yeah, sure sign of quality.
12:15Oh, yeah.
12:16Oh, and check out the handkerchief.
12:18What handkerchief?
12:20My styling or what?
12:23So, what gives?
12:24You win the lottery
12:25or maybe a rich relative got eaten?
12:27It's the wife.
12:29Oh, gee, I'm sorry to hear that.
12:31I always like Fran.
12:33No, no, she's still alive.
12:35And what's better,
12:36she's making money.
12:37Hey.
12:38And I'm being taken care of.
12:40Oh.
12:41I think I'll go
12:42and get my nails done today.
12:43And maybe bikini wax.
12:45Hey, hey, hey, hey.
12:46Hey, Earl.
12:47Nice hat.
12:48Yeah.
12:49Hey, what's that smell?
12:50Oh, that.
12:51It's an expensive fragrance
12:53of Fran Dudley.
12:54Nice hat.
12:55Makes me feel as fresh
12:56as a bright summer's day.
12:58Gee, sometimes I feel
13:00not so fresh.
13:02Sinclair, now!
13:04What?
13:05He forgot to say get in here.
13:07Well, I think he feels
13:08comfortable enough
13:09with us that he doesn't have to.
13:11Thanks for calling.
13:12And line two.
13:14Yes, my captain?
13:15Your wife's show.
13:17Oh, it's completely
13:18out of my hands, sir.
13:19There's almost nothing that I...
13:20My wife loves it.
13:21Oh, thank you, sir.
13:22I always try to encourage
13:23my friend to speak her mind.
13:25But I hate it.
13:26But not to speak her mind
13:27so much that it could possibly
13:28bother or offend anyone.
13:30That was her idea completely.
13:31Look, I kind of like
13:32the parts where she uses you
13:34as her idiot example
13:35and you get humiliated.
13:36Oh, thank you.
13:37But what I don't like
13:39is put ideas into my wife's head.
13:41No.
13:42And my wife's head
13:43is no place for ideas.
13:44No.
13:45No wife's head is.
13:46It's too dangerous.
13:47Dangerous.
13:48It could rip apart
13:49the very fabric of our society.
13:50Fabric.
13:51You understand?
13:52I want to so badly.
13:55Get your wife off the TV!
13:57Ah, well,
13:58that could be difficult, sir.
13:59You see, she's fulfilled
14:01and happy and making
14:02what I'd have to call
14:03an obscene amount of money.
14:04Hmm.
14:06Earl.
14:08I don't want to meddle
14:09into your personal affairs,
14:11but as your friend and mentor,
14:13I advise you to be careful.
14:16Am I in more danger
14:17than usual, sir?
14:18Why, sure!
14:19Wife starts making money,
14:21next thing you know,
14:22she'll want to have more
14:23of what they call...
14:24input.
14:26Input?
14:27Oh, yeah.
14:28Very dangerous.
14:30Female starts to make money,
14:32she tends to get more bossy
14:33around the house.
14:35Input.
14:36Watch out for it.
14:38Well,
14:39that's not going to happen
14:40with my Freddy.
14:42Because before I let her
14:43input me,
14:44I'm going to take
14:45all the stuff she bought me,
14:46load it in the car,
14:47and return some of it.
14:49Ha!
14:53Fred, I'm home
14:54and I'm starving.
14:56Is dinner ready?
14:58Earl, I'm home
14:59and I'm starving.
15:00Is dinner ready?
15:02Dinner?
15:03Ah, I'd love some,
15:04thank you.
15:06Well then,
15:07why don't you make something?
15:08Oh, Earl,
15:09I'm too tired.
15:10Would you mind
15:11running out
15:12and picking something up?
15:15Money.
15:17I see.
15:18I see.
15:19So,
15:20this is your
15:21input
15:22into the dinner decision,
15:23is it?
15:24Would you rather
15:25we just had
15:26something delivered?
15:27Oh, something delivered!
15:28Some more input
15:31Hey, Fran?
15:32What are you talking about?
15:33Right!
15:34That's it!
15:35Job's over!
15:36Tomorrow you quit!
15:37I am not quitting.
15:39Oh, yes you are, Fran.
15:40No, I'm not, Earl.
15:41I've made my decision
15:42and I am the husband.
15:44Need I say more?
15:46Husbands can be
15:47so pig-headed.
15:48Maybe I needed
15:49to say more.
15:50That's why communication
15:51is so important.
15:52Uh, when you say
15:53communication,
15:54do you mean like
15:55throwing a frying pan at him?
15:56Something like that?
15:57Well, I've certainly
15:58wanted to do that
15:59with my husband.
16:00But I'm sure
16:01it's not easy
16:02being a male dinosaur,
16:03working your tail off
16:04day after day,
16:05getting yelled at
16:06by your boss,
16:07just so your family
16:08can have a better life.
16:09Now that I'm working,
16:10I know what the pressure
16:11feels like
16:12and it makes me
16:13more sympathetic
16:14to what males
16:15must go through.
16:16Although it's not
16:17always easy.
16:18Hey, I wonder
16:19if that was meant for me.
16:20Well, I think you married
16:21yourself a pretty deep
16:22dinosaur there,
16:23pally boy.
16:24Yeah, well,
16:25she does the best
16:26she can.
16:27Yeah.
16:29Hey, that's lunch.
16:30Long morning, huh?
16:31Yeah.
16:32Hey, let's go see
16:33what's on that truck.
16:34You got it.
16:35Hi, Mrs. Fran,
16:36you're on the air.
16:37Hi, Fran, it's Frank.
16:38I used to have this show
16:39when it was called
16:40Just Listening,
16:41you remember?
16:42Oh, sure, Frank.
16:43How've you been?
16:44Just fine, thanks.
16:45I got to admit,
16:46giving advice
16:47is a big improvement
16:48over just listening.
16:49Yeah.
16:50But I think your audience,
16:51Fran, is ready
16:52for the next step,
16:53something more visual.
16:54Oh, like what?
16:55Off the top of my head,
16:56why don't you have
16:57couples that don't get along
16:58come on the show
16:59and resolve their problems
17:00by throwing things
17:01at each other?
17:02Oh, I don't know,
17:03that just sounds like
17:04a shameless grab for ratings.
17:05Frank?
17:06Yeah, Jerry, listen,
17:07run that throwing thing
17:08concept by me again,
17:09will you?
17:19Yuck!
17:20What's the matter with you?
17:22This milk tastes bad.
17:24It's all that's left.
17:25Deal with it.
17:27I feel better now.
17:29I can't believe this.
17:31I threw these dirty clothes
17:32on the floor this morning,
17:33I come home tonight
17:34and they're still there.
17:35I mean, what's going on?
17:36Mom's working,
17:37that's why we're drinking
17:38sour milk.
17:39You know,
17:40I was all for this
17:41mom-gets-a-job thing
17:42when it was just more money,
17:43but now it's starting
17:44to inconvenience me.
17:45I mean,
17:46these clothes are not
17:47getting any cleaner.
17:48Well, why don't you
17:49just go and wash them?
17:50Oh, yeah?
17:51Well, why don't you
17:52just go buy some more milk?
17:53Oh, yeah?
17:54Yeah!
17:55Oh, yeah?
17:56Yeah!
17:57Well, look what's
17:58happening to us!
17:59What?
18:00I'm sorry.
18:01I'm not seriously suggesting
18:02you do your own laundry.
18:04Yeah, I'm sorry too.
18:07I know you're not the enemy.
18:09That's right.
18:10Mom is.
18:11Hi, kids.
18:12Dad?
18:13Dad, listen, listen.
18:14Remember when you
18:15wanted us to gang up
18:16against Mom?
18:17Well, we're ready now.
18:18Definitely.
18:19Look, kids,
18:20I know times are tough,
18:21but your mom's out there
18:22doing something she finds
18:23enriching and rewarding.
18:24So until she realizes
18:25it's not,
18:26we've all got to pitch in
18:27and take over her chores.
18:29Dinner!
18:31Can't you just remarry?
18:33Where's the mama?
18:34Oh, you want the mama?
18:36Yeah, yeah, yeah.
18:37No problem.
18:38She's coming right up.
18:41Welcome back to
18:42Just Throwing with Frank.
18:45I should never have
18:46asked you out!
18:49You and your dirty socks!
18:52Hey, where's the mama?
18:54I don't know.
18:55I'm right here.
18:56Oh, there's the mama!
18:57The mama got out of the TV!
18:59Franny, what are you doing here?
19:01I quit my job.
19:02You quit?
19:03Oh, hallelujah!
19:06Oh, I'm sorry, Fran.
19:08I know I should be
19:09more supportive,
19:10but gee, that's good news.
19:12Well, what happened, Mom?
19:13They wanted the show
19:14to have more,
19:15what do they call it?
19:16Oh, yeah, edge.
19:21Yeah!
19:23Hey, I was watching that.
19:25It's better not to.
19:26Well, glad to have you back, Mom.
19:28Here's your apron.
19:29And here's the laundry.
19:31We missed you.
19:32But now you're back
19:33where you belong,
19:34home for good.
19:37Good to have you home, Mom.
19:39Thank you, everyone.
19:43Mama back!
19:45But I'm not home for good.
19:46What?
19:47Oh, you mean you're going out
19:49to pick up dinner?
19:50No, I mean I enjoyed working
19:51and I'm going to look
19:52for another job.
19:53What?
19:55Earl, it's just a job.
19:57I'll still be your wife
19:58and I'll still be your mother.
20:00I'll always be those things,
20:02but that doesn't mean
20:03that's all I am.
20:05Well, if it's a job
20:07you really want,
20:09then I say,
20:10what's in it for us?
20:12My happiness, Earl.
20:14And if one member
20:15of this family isn't happy,
20:16then none of us will be.
20:17Believe me,
20:18that's the truth.
20:19Oh, Fran,
20:20I guess we could try.
20:21It's just I don't know
20:22anything about
20:23running the house.
20:24For instance,
20:25on these frozen dinners,
20:26when they say
20:27preheat the oven,
20:28do they mean the whole oven
20:30or just the space inside it?
20:32Oh, why don't I
20:33cook dinner tonight?
20:35Then afterwards
20:36we'll have a few drinks,
20:37send the kids up to bed,
20:39and then I'll introduce you
20:41to the kitchen.
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