El Presidente | Rough N' Rowdy
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00:00Don't fucking push me, you son of a fuck.
00:02Yeah, I do want to fucking shoot you.
00:05You're gonna die already.
00:06You're gonna be fucking dead.
00:08You hear me?
00:09Watch.
00:10I'm over it.
00:11I'm over it.
00:14You need the whole fucking building for me.
00:16The whole building.
00:17Sometimes fighters play a narrative, and also it's very fucking angry.
00:20This is the four local weigh-in for Ruff and Rowdy in West Virginia.
00:24Fucking fighting Leprechaun.
00:26Let's go, baby.
00:27Is this?
00:28Oh, there he is.
00:29Holy shit.
00:30What do we got here?
00:31What's up, man?
00:32You're bigger than your video.
00:33Am I?
00:34Holy shit.
00:35You eating good.
00:36That's right.
00:37Yeah, buddy.
00:38You're bigger, too.
00:39You look like you were doing meth in your picture.
00:40Hey.
00:41Oh, Jay the bird?
00:42More like Jay the nerd.
00:43How about I snap those wings off and use them to fan your bitch while she sucks my dick?
00:47That sounds awesome.
00:48You like that?
00:49Woo!
00:50Yeah, it's not a lot of gray area there.
00:51G Suave decided to do one of the smartest things I've ever seen.
00:54The biggest star at Barstool right now, bar none, is fucking Miss Peaches.
00:57Miss Peaches has got millions upon millions of followers.
01:00So he says he's going to win one for Miss Peaches.
01:02I'm going to knock this motherfucker out for Miss Peaches.
01:04I'm going to immediately put him in Dave Portnoy's good graces.
01:06I'm looking forward to this fight, to be quite honest with you.
01:08Because I always like when the big boys get in there.
01:10Some crazy son of a bitch in a devil's mask just walked up to me.
01:13That's my demon.
01:14I'm on demon time.
01:15Because we have next to no security in this son of a bitch.
01:1622 years old versus 38.
01:18What have you been doing to prepare for this?
01:20Sitting on the couch.
01:21OK.
01:22I don't mind it.
01:23And you're soccering baby shit, boy.
01:24You already know what it is.
01:27I got you, bro.
01:28I got you, bro.
01:29You're going to get laid the fuck out.
01:30This is the biggest competitor, tallest competitor we've ever had in Rough and Rowdy.
01:33How do you feel about this guy tomorrow night?
01:35Chop him down like a tree.
01:36Look at you.
01:37Jack this fuck for no reason.
01:3818.
01:39This dude looks like a bitch already.
01:41He's a coach.
01:42Go coach.
01:43Go coach high school.
01:44I'm a high school coach.
01:45He's a high school athlete.
01:46But when the bell rings tomorrow night, little Bobby, you're in a lot of fucking trouble, my friend.
01:49Oh, fucking high school.
01:50Hey, let's get close.
01:51I can smell his pussy.
01:52Let's go.
01:53No, no, no, no.
01:54No, we are going to do this.
01:55You're about to beat up a coach.
01:56Think about it.
01:57High school athlete?
01:58Fuck no.
01:59Hey, he played on the football team.
02:00Zero tackles.
02:01I do all my research.
02:02I'm a good coach, little Bobby, and I know your statistics, buddy.
02:05You look like a bitch too.
02:07Zero tackles.
02:08Defensive back.
02:09Third string.
02:10I wasn't even a defensive back.
02:11I was a safety, you pussy.
02:12That's what a defensive back is, dumb fuck.
02:14Oh, my bad.
02:15That shows you how much I don't care about football.
02:17This is like a fucking Rob Dyrdek, son of a bitch.
02:19Yo, look at fucking Rob Dyrdek over here.
02:21Everybody give it up for ridiculousness, everybody.
02:24This guy got a rough and rowdy tattoo across his gut.
02:26You want to see it?
02:28And that's the real deal right there.
02:30Hey, April 19th, motherfucker.
02:34This fucker gets fucking pounded, bitch.
02:36Look at him.
02:38He's a little fucking cupcake.
02:40House and fucking keys.
02:42I'm coming for your house and fucking keys.
02:45Round one, motherfucker.
02:47Here's a reminder before we bring out the main event.
02:49Four Loko Jungle Juice.
02:51Go to fourloko.com.
02:52Find your flavor.
02:53Mine is Jungle Juice.
02:54You can go to GoPuff, have it delivered to your door.
02:56Make sure you order up buyrnr.com.
02:59Sit down with a couple of Jungle Juices.
03:01Sit down with a couple of guys who may or may not have done meth.
03:04That's five.
03:05And enjoy yourself from rough and rowdy.
03:07I hope this guy get his ass whooped.
03:09Dalton, I need you right out here.
03:10You hope I get my ass whooped?
03:11Yeah, you're an asshole.
03:12Whoa.
03:13Hold on a second.
03:14Is this fucking idiot came to say hello to me like if we're best fucking friends?
03:17I don't give a fuck what you have to say.
03:19I'm fucking disappointed.
03:20Why are you disappointed?
03:21Look how fucking skinny you are.
03:22Yeah.
03:23Yeah.
03:24I'm fucking pushing you around.
03:25You want to be professional?
03:28Paige, can you get in there?
03:30Yeah.
03:31Can you get in there?
03:32No, no.
03:33I'm kidding.
03:34Totally joking.
03:35All right.
03:36You want to do it already?
03:37You want to touch me?
03:38You want to touch me and not be professional?
03:39No.
03:40No, no.
03:41Let's fucking wrestle.
03:42All right.
03:43We got a lot going on here.
03:44Buyrnr.com.
03:45We have no idea what's going to happen because everybody is just showing up to beat up everybody
03:52else.
03:53So make sure you tune in.
03:54Get yourself a Four Loko.
03:55Enjoy the fights.
03:56We'll see you tomorrow.
03:57Be a fucking ass whooper.
03:58So good luck tomorrow, brother.
03:59Mic drop.
04:00That's it.