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00:00All right.
00:01Welcome back to Rough and Rowdy.
00:02It is Robbie Fox and Large, and we are here to break down Rough and Rowdy 24, our return
00:07to West Virginia, and one of the most exciting cards we've ever put together, Large.
00:11I am very excited about this, Robbie.
00:13Before you even get started, you know I'm the oldest guy who's ever worked for Barstool.
00:16Correct.
00:17And this Rough and Rowdy has more of an old school feel to it than I've been involved
00:22with in the five years that I've been here.
00:24Now, you've been around a lot longer than me in the Rough and Rowdy franchise, and you
00:29know I've never asked you for any favor in my whole life.
00:32Never.
00:33Never.
00:34Never asked you for a stick of gum.
00:35Not once.
00:36I would love to be ringside for this one.
00:37Is there any way you can maybe take a break and let me get down there and do my thing
00:40with Dan and Dave?
00:41I've got to tell you, you're in luck, Large, because during this card, I will be scouting
00:44fighters for future Rough and Rowdies in the Philippines, so why don't you step right in
00:48there?
00:49Understood.
00:50Another free trip to the Philippines for Robbie Fox.
00:51There you go.
00:52And this is going to be one of the most exciting cards yet, because for the first time since
00:56Rough and Rowdy won, we are throwing it back to all O and O fighters.
01:00This is going to be everyone not knowing what's coming next, because even the fighters throwing
01:05the punches probably don't know what's coming next.
01:07It puts us at a disadvantage.
01:08We don't have any tape to watch or anything like that, but we do have some very good promo
01:12reels from these guys, and I think what Rough and Rowdy does better than anyone else, it
01:17lets you know immediately, once that bell rings, what you're going to get for the next
01:21three, one-minute rounds.
01:23All right, so let's see what some of these fighters are made of.
01:25Now who wants to get rough, baby?
01:29Fighting Leprechaun coming to places near you, West Virginia.
01:32Let's see it, baby.
01:33Let's see it.
01:34Fighting Leprechaun.
01:35Let's go.
01:36Ah!
01:37Large thoughts?
01:38I got some thoughts.
01:39I don't think I like this guy appropriating my culture like that.
01:41I couldn't see a stitch of red hair in that beard of his.
01:43If you're going to go Shamrock, why don't you go Shamrock pasties, maybe?
01:47I think he's going to be a Jay the Bird man.
01:48Maybe on the chest, too.
01:49He put it on the belly.
01:50Yeah, and t-shirts on the chest, and I don't know if you want to flex by doing a wheelie
01:54on an ATV on a trike or something.
01:57That doesn't spell tough guy to me.
01:58So I'm going to need to see something from Jay the Bird, and I'm going to be pulling
02:01for him.
02:02It's going to be a good fight.
02:03I'm going to be pulling the bird.
02:04What?
02:05Oh, I'm going to be pulling for the bird.
02:06Choking a chicken?
02:07Yes.
02:08Oh, my ho-yo.
02:09I'm about to kick Clark's first most wanted ass, Cheddar Bob!
02:12If you don't get your Rob Dyrdek-looking ass the fuck out of here, boy, I'm about to knock
02:16you the fuck out.
02:17Cheddar Bob, you can run, but you can't fucking hide.
02:20Your rap sucks.
02:21I hope you're a better fighter than you are, rapper, or this thing's going to be over quick.
02:29Well, I heard, ain't nothing from Texas but steers and queers, and I don't see no fucking
02:33horns, buddy.
02:34Fuck you, and fuck West Virginia.
02:35Marge, what'd you think of that?
02:37I'm going to throw it to you.
02:39What's the first thing that you noticed from that video?
02:41The Dyrdek call-out.
02:42Yeah, it's spot on.
02:43That is so goddamn sweet.
02:44I don't know how this is going to go down in the ring, but in the battle of trash talk,
02:49I got to give the definitive edge to its caution.
02:53First food, yeah, Dyrdek.
02:54Can you flip it around, though?
02:56If you're Dyrdek, do you lean into it at Ruffin Rowdy?
02:58Do you come out in the DC shoes, you come out with a bodyguard that looks like Big,
03:02you go all the way?
03:03With a little bulldog?
03:04Yeah.
03:05On a skateboard or something like that?
03:06Yeah.
03:07I mean, he can really embrace that and probably make some lemonade out of it, but right now,
03:11he's in a hole.
03:14What up, Ruffin Rowdy fans?
03:15It's your boy, El Oso Blanco, Big Sexy Junior, the Metal Hands Monster.
03:19It's your boy, Bruno.
03:20Lou, I saw your cute little video, all right?
03:22Trying for the second time, considering I won my first debut, even though I didn't fight
03:27because the tall German got scared.
03:28Hijo de la gran puta!
03:29Te voy a matar, hijo de la puta!
03:30Te voy a matar!
03:31Te voy a matar, coño!
03:32And all you need to know is, whenever I knock you down, I'll hit you with a frickin' light
03:38flick for you, all right?
03:39I got a 6'4", 400-pound fat ass, I mean, guy.
03:42Lo que te pere, hijo de la gran puta.
03:46Let me stop about El Oso so I can pick you up.
03:51Large, tell me about El Oso Blanco.
03:52You got some personal relationship with him now, right?
03:54I do, and he's a little bit of an exception to the rule because he has been at Ruffin
03:59Rowdy, as he said, but he had his opponent back out.
04:02So this will be his second trip to Ruffin Rowdy, his first time in the ring.
04:06I will tell you, someone says, there's a giant Cuban that's only good if you're in a cigar
04:11shop.
04:12It's terrible to hear when they're standing across the ring from you, and I think Diesel's
04:16gonna have himself a long night.
04:17Robby, I've seen this guy wrestling.
04:19You're a big wrestling guy.
04:20I went to one of his events, right, he had me ringside, and even though he's bigger than
04:25the average bear, tremendous amount of athleticism, certain lack of teeth, as we've seen there
04:30today.
04:31Sometimes helps in Ruffin Rowdy.
04:32I think so.
04:33Sometimes you see that, it's like seeing cauliflower, you're in a bar, you're like, I don't wanna
04:35fight with that guy.
04:36100%.
04:37And wildly entertaining.
04:38I think this is gonna be the fight of the night.
04:39I'm so glad it made the main event.
04:41Dave Portnoy, you think I got this fucking tattoo for no reason, motherfucker?
04:45Before we go on, let's talk about that Ruffin Rowdy tattoo.
04:48It's firing your tattoo artist.
04:49Nah, ain't no one more dedicated than me in this bitch.
04:52Eric Dan, from Texas, long ways to fly, get your head beat in, but that's on you.
04:56Ain't a single fucking thing you can do to stop me from coming right out the gate, landing
05:01huge shots right on that chin and taking you out in the first round.
05:03I'll see you April 19th.
05:04Sonny Bird, you're fucked.
05:06Large, somebody gets a Ruffin Rowdy tattoo on their stomach, it doesn't just say, I wanna
05:10fight at Ruffin Rowdy, it doesn't just say, I wanna fight at Ruffin Rowdy more than once,
05:14it says, I wanna make Ruffin Rowdy my life.
05:16Imagine we said no.
05:17Yeah, that'd be tough.
05:18It'd be, you gotta remain on that side of the barricade and stay the number one Ruffin
05:22Rowdy fan.
05:23That would be absolutely terrible.
05:24We're not supposed to pick sides, but obviously having this guy reach out to us for months
05:28and months and months and then go through and mark his body like that, he's gotta be
05:32a little bit of a favorite in the clubhouse for us, right?
05:34Yeah.
05:35You don't see determination like that since I'd gotten the barstool across before David
05:39hired me back in 2018.
05:41Exactly.
05:42I would just feel bad if he lost, then he stuck with it.
05:44What an asshole.
05:45K.L.
05:46Round one.
05:47Dead Dave.
05:48I don't know who the fuck you are, motherfucker, I'm coming for your house of fucking keys.
05:52Round one, bitch.
05:53You better be ready for that first 30 seconds, I'm coming right fucking at you, right fucking
05:57at you.
05:58Lock it in, Dave Portnoy.
05:59Fuck you, Dead Dave.
06:00Large, the first thing I noticed about this fighter's video is that he has a bit of a
06:03pose that's like a character select screen on a video game, just moving back and forth,
06:07back and forth, but never really moving at all.
06:09All right, you already know what it is, your boy Dustin Big Dog Watson coming to you on
06:17the 19th.
06:18Once again, rough and rowdy.
06:19I wasn't even going to trash talk the man, Tall Girl, Akhmedov, whatever the fuck your
06:23name is.
06:24I started asking the people I used to run around in Morgantown, they talking about you
06:27out there sucking dick for gas money and you take the fucking bus.
06:30And then I asked my one little shorty, she talking about you out there fucking running
06:34house to house, stealing cigarette butts and I'll ass-trade it.
06:36So I ain't even trying to say no more, bro.
06:38Whenever I see you on the 19th, have your hands up, bro, I'm putting you to sleep.
06:42Large, what do we think of the Big Dog?
06:45I heard you was sucking dick for gas money when everyone knows you take the bus.
06:49Yeah, yeah, yeah.
06:50That's an old time.
06:51That's a rat.
06:52You want to win my heart?
06:53The Big Dog has it in his pocketbook.
06:55You think that's based on a true story?
06:57I gotta open it.
06:59Large, the trash talk was good.
07:01He has the physique, he has the look of a fighter.
07:03Do you think that's going to translate to the ring?
07:05I think we should break down the video then.
07:07So we saw, he's probably farm strong.
07:09He wasn't in a gym.
07:10He sort of hung a heavy bag on a side room somewhere.
07:13We'd love to see that.
07:14Tremendous amount of tattoos means that he has a tremendous ability to take pain.
07:19So you put those two things together with a big mouth and a huge attitude, I think this
07:24guy's going to do well.
07:25You ready?
07:26I'm ready, boy!
07:27Yo, Jaden, so I heard you've been in the gym training with boxers.
07:30All I gotta say is you better be coming with that vengeance like you said you had.
07:33Because come April 19th, I'm coming to fuck you up.
07:36I'm going to take that jacket from you and I'm going to smile on your face when I do it.
07:39Ain't nothing in my way besides you from that jacket.
07:42I promise you, you're going to be my first victory, bitch.
07:45So you better watch out, you better have these hands up, and you better be ready to brawl,
07:49boy, because I'm ready.
07:50Alright, Robbie, I have a problem with it.
07:52I'm a little bit of a writer.
07:53Sometimes I can be picky with grammar and whatnot.
07:57I'm going to take that jacket and I'm going to smile on your face.
08:00So he meant I'm going to smile in your face or with a smile on my face.
08:05But either way, that shows me a little bit of nerves here.
08:08Okay.
08:09So even though I haven't seen his opponent, and maybe it's because these jackets, bringing
08:13them back is so attractive to our competitors, it's making them nervous as well.
08:17A little bit of nerves there.
08:18I'm going to keep my eye on this boy.
08:20I'm excited for it as well.
08:21I call this the Robbie Fox weight division.
08:23Six foot, 150.
08:24Six foot, 150.
08:25To me, that was quite great.
08:2697.
08:27998.
08:28999.
08:291000.
08:30Benjamin White, 18 year old from Reesville.
08:33Now it's a shame you're going to put me in the ring with some boy fresh out of diapers.
08:37I mean, after I'm done with him, he ain't going to remember which tractor he drove to
08:40the fucking arena.
08:41I mean, I've been knocking people out, banging whores and bonging whores, long before this
08:45fucker's inbred parents decide to bone at some Reesville hauler.
08:48This ain't going to be the first time I had to exterminate some Reesville river rat.
08:52I know all the best motherfuckers from Reesville.
08:55And Benjamin White, soon to be Benjamin Black and Blue, ain't one of them.
08:59So I'm going to keep banging out these curls for the ring girls because I'm going to have
09:02a few rounds left over after I'm done sending Benjamin White to nap time.
09:06You know what I noticed about this one, more so than any other tape that we've watched
09:10so far?
09:11This guy had said that not only is he going to beat up his opponent, he's still going
09:14to have enough energy left to have consensual sex with at least one of the ring card girls.
09:22And I think that's outstanding.
09:23He does the curls for the ring girls.
09:25Kings for the ring girls.
09:26That's good stuff.
09:27I'm team beer bot.
09:28I am too.
09:29April 19th, that night, 19-year-old me is going to knock out this little fucking leprechaun,
09:34Matt.
09:35Don't even know his last name, he's that irrelevant.
09:37Little fucking soy boy, going to knock his ass out.
09:39So if you're interested in that, I suggest you tune in when I drop this motherfucker.
09:43You ready to hit the deck, pussy?
09:47Large in this video, one of the first things we see out of Iron Man is a running tackle
09:50of the heavy bag.
09:51I'm not sure that you can do that in Rough and Rowdy.
09:53It wasn't that impressive, so I hope he doesn't try to bring it back.
09:56But one of the things that I did find familiar is how I say goodnight to my wife every night.
10:00Is it?
10:01You ready to hit the deck, pussy?