Large | Rough N' Rowdy
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00:00 [Yelling]
00:16 Sometimes fighters play a narrative and also it's very fucking angry.
00:20 This is the four local weigh-in for Ruff and Rowdy in West Virginia.
00:24 Fucking fighting Leprechaun.
00:26 Let's go baby!
00:27 Is this?
00:28 Oh there he is!
00:29 Holy shit!
00:30 What do we got here?
00:31 What's up?
00:32 Man you bigger than your video.
00:33 Holy shit!
00:34 You eating good.
00:35 That's right.
00:36 You bigger too.
00:37 You look like you were doing meth in your picture.
00:39 Jay the bird?
00:41 More like Jay the nerd.
00:42 How about snap those wings off and use them to fan your bitch while she sucks my dick.
00:46 [Laughing]
00:47 Ha! You like that?
00:48 Woo!
00:49 That's not a lot of gray area there.
00:50 G Suave decided to do one of the smartest things I've ever seen.
00:53 The biggest star at Barstool right now, bar none, is fucking Miss Peaches.
00:56 Ha!
00:57 Miss Peaches has got millions of followers.
00:58 Shout out Miss Peaches.
00:59 So he says he's going to win one for Miss Peaches.
01:01 I'm going to knock this motherfucker out for Miss Peaches.
01:03 I'm going to immediately put him in Dave Portnoy's good graces.
01:05 I'm looking forward to this fight to be quite honest with you because I always like when
01:08 the big boys get in there.
01:09 Some crazy son of a bitch in a devil's mask just walked up.
01:13 That's my demon.
01:13 I'm on demon time.
01:15 Son of a bitch.
01:16 22 years old versus 38.
01:18 What have you been doing to prepare for this?
01:19 Sitting on the couch.
01:21 Okay.
01:21 I don't mind it.
01:22 You're suffering baby shit boy.
01:24 You already know what it is.
01:25 You're a rugged lady fucker.
01:26 I got you.
01:27 I got you bro.
01:28 You're going to get laid the fuck out.
01:30 This is the biggest competitor, tallest competitor we've ever had in Rough and Rowdy.
01:33 How do you feel about this guy tomorrow night?
01:35 Chop him down like a tree.
01:36 How could you jack this fuck for no reason?
01:39 18.
01:39 This dude looks like a bitch already.
01:41 He's a coach.
01:42 Go coach.
01:43 I'm a high school coach.
01:44 He's a high school athlete.
01:45 But when the bell rings tomorrow night, little Bobby, you're in a lot of fucking trouble my friend.
01:49 Oh fucking high school.
01:50 Let's get close so I can smell his pussy.
01:52 Let's go.
01:53 No, no, no, no.
01:53 No, we are going to do this.
01:54 18 year old about to beat up a coach.
01:55 Think about it.
01:56 High school athlete.
01:57 Fuck no.
01:58 He played on the football team.
02:00 Zero tackles.
02:01 I do all my research.
02:02 I'm a good coach, little Bobby.
02:04 And I know your statistics, buddy.
02:05 You look like a bitch too.
02:06 Zero tackles.
02:07 Defensive back.
02:08 Third string.
02:09 I wasn't even a defensive back.
02:10 I was a safety, you pussy.
02:11 That's what a defensive back is.
02:13 Dump fuck.
02:13 Oh, my bad.
02:14 That shows you how much I don't give off about.
02:17 It's like a fucking Rob Dyrdek, son of a bitch.
02:19 Yeah, look at fucking Rob Dyrdek over here.
02:21 Everybody give it up for ridiculousness, everybody.
02:24 This guy got a Rough and Rowdy tattoo across his gut.
02:26 You want to see it?
02:28 And that's the real deal right there.
02:31 Hey, April 19th, motherfucker.
02:34 This fucker gets fucking pounded, bitch.
02:37 Look at him.
02:38 He's a little fucking cupcake.
02:39 House and fucking keys.
02:42 I'm coming for your house and fucking keys.
02:45 Round one, motherfucker.
02:47 Here's a reminder before we bring out the main event.
02:49 Four Loko Jungle Juice.
02:51 Go to fourloko.com.
02:52 Find your flavor.
02:53 Mine is Jungle Juice.
02:54 You can go to GoPuff.
02:55 Have it delivered to your door.
02:57 Make sure you order up byrnr.com.
02:59 Sit down with a couple of Jungle Juices.
03:01 Sit down with a couple of guys who may or may not have done meth.
03:04 And enjoy yourself from Rough and Rowdy.
03:07 I hope this guy get his ass whooped.
03:09 Dalton, I need you right out here.
03:10 You hope I get my ass whooped?
03:12 Yeah, you're an asshole.
03:12 Whoa.
03:13 Hold on a second.
03:14 This fucking idiot came to say hello to me like if we're best fucking friends.
03:17 I don't give a fuck what you want to say.
03:18 I'm fucking disappointed.
03:20 Why are you disappointed?
03:20 Look how skinny you are.
03:22 Yeah.
03:22 Look, I'm fucking pushing you around.
03:24 I'm fucking pushing you.
03:25 Oh, no, no.
03:27 You want to be professional?
03:28 Paige, can you get in there?
03:30 Can you get in there?
03:32 I'm kidding.
03:33 Totally joking.
03:34 All right.
03:36 This is...
03:38 You want to touch me?
03:40 You want to touch me and not be professional?
03:42 No, no, no.
03:42 Let's fucking wrestle.
03:44 Come on, right?
03:44 Whoa.
03:46 Who's the bro now?
03:47 All right.
03:47 We got a lot going on here byrnr.com.
03:50 We have no idea what's going to happen because everybody is just showing up to beat up everybody
03:55 else.
03:55 So make sure you tune in.
03:57 Get yourself a Four Loko.
03:58 Enjoy the fights.
04:00 We'll see you tomorrow.
04:00 Be a fucking ass whooping.
04:02 So good luck tomorrow, brother.
04:04 Mic drop.