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Amusant
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00:35 (vrombissement)
00:36 - Hello there, nature lovers!
00:38 This is your friendly blue racer,
00:41 fastest little fellow in the North American hemisphere.
00:45 Just a blur.
00:47 (vrombissement)
00:48 Perhaps some of you are wondering what a blue racer is.
00:52 As a matter of fact, I'm sort of curious myself.
00:56 Ah! I spy a looking glass over there.
01:00 (vrombissement)
01:01 Great Scott! I'm a snake!
01:04 A low-down snake!
01:07 One of the lowest creatures in nature's social order.
01:11 No wonder other denizens of the woods and fields
01:15 shun and snub me.
01:17 I'm so ashamed!
01:19 I can no longer show my face in public.
01:23 I must see my analyst at once!
01:27 For you see, Doctor, it was a great shock to me
01:30 to discover I was nothing but a snake!
01:34 - Uh-huh.
01:35 And when did you first find out that you was a snake?
01:39 - The first time I looked in a mirror.
01:41 - Well, you is what you think you is.
01:45 It's simple mind over matter.
01:47 It always works.
01:49 All you got to do is just make up your mind
01:52 what you want to be.
01:53 - Really?
01:54 I've always cherished a secret desire to be a sheepdog.
01:59 - Well, then it's all settled.
02:01 You are a sheepdog.
02:03 Now get out of here and go herd some sheep.
02:05 - Oh, how can I ever thank you?
02:08 Say, I should have asked them what sheep look like.
02:12 Oh, well, if you're a sheepdog,
02:14 you have a natural instinct for that sort of thing.
02:19 - There's one of the little rascals now!
02:22 All right, you stupid sheep, get back in the herd!
02:26 What do you think this is, anyhow?
02:28 [barking]
02:29 - I'm no sheep. I'm an ant.
02:32 - Oh, yeah? Let's see your identity card.
02:35 - What's with you, Mac?
02:36 - I'm a sheepdog, stupid!
02:39 - That's a laugh.
02:40 - Nothing makes a sheepdog matter than a smart aleck sheep.
02:45 - Hey, Ed, want to see a nutty snake that thinks he's a sheepdog?
02:49 - We don't need no sheepdog in here.
02:52 So beat it!
02:53 - Try and make me!
02:55 Just a gosh-darn minute!
02:58 [whistles]
02:59 Put me down, I say!
03:02 [thunder]
03:03 A fine lot of discourteous sheep you are!
03:08 - We're not sheep.
03:09 Sheep are a lot bigger.
03:11 - Bigger, eh?
03:12 Well, then, they shouldn't be too hard to find.
03:17 [sniffing]
03:19 [honk]
03:20 My word! He is a big one!
03:23 All right, you dumb sheep, get back in the herd!
03:27 You want the wolf to get you?
03:29 - Okay, okay, don't push.
03:32 I'm going already.
03:35 - Did you say sheep?
03:37 I think there's been some mistake.
03:39 - Never mind the small talk.
03:42 You shake a leg, buster!
03:44 - Well, I'm not a sheep.
03:46 Really, I'm not.
03:47 - You know, he might be right at that.
03:50 He's got a tail on both ends.
03:52 - That's what I'm trying to tell you.
03:55 Sheep are much smaller.
03:57 - You realize this is a great blow to me?
04:00 - It was nothing compared to this blow.
04:04 [whirring]
04:07 [clatter]
04:09 [whirring]
04:12 [clatter]
04:14 [whirring]
04:17 [clatter]
04:20 [whirring]
04:23 [clatter]
04:26 [whirring]
04:29 [clatter]
04:32 [whirring]
04:35 [clatter]
04:38 C'est pas vrai ! Je suis un chien de chien !
04:40 Tu n'es pas !
04:42 En tant que chien de chien, je te recommande de revenir avec la chute !
04:47 Imagine une chute comme celle-ci !
04:49 Dis ! Qu'est-ce que tu penses que tu fais ?
04:52 Je fais une cacoumbre
04:55 Là-bas !
04:57 Ecoute, toi, chien fou !
05:01 Sors de là-bas !
05:03 Je ne suis pas fini de te tuer !
05:07 Dis, je me ressemble à un chien ?
05:09 As-tu jamais vu un chien voler ?
05:11 Le seul mot que un chien peut dire est "Bah, bah"
05:18 Pourquoi en tout cas ne l'ont-ils pas dit en premier ?
05:22 Au dernier moment !
05:26 Arrête de pleurer autour de la chute, chéri, et retourne dans la chute !
05:35 Maintenant, juste un instant !
05:37 Génial, Scott !
05:42 Cette chute a dégouté un chien !
05:45 Est-ce que tu vas bien, monsieur ?
05:48 Pourquoi as-tu fait une chose si stupide ?
05:50 Maintenant, tu as brûlé mon couvercle !
05:52 Pour 2 cents, je...
05:54 Tu es un...
05:55 Je vais commencer à aller vers les montagnes !
06:04 C'était une chose très courageuse que tu as fait, garçon !
06:06 Qui es-tu, monsieur ?
06:08 Je suis un chien volant, ici !
06:11 Quelle coïncidence !
06:13 Je suis un chien volant, moi-même !
06:15 Heureux de t'avoir à bord, ami !
06:17 Et avec tous ces volants à regarder, il y a plus que suffisamment pour nous deux !
06:22 Sous-titrage FR : VNero14
06:24 Sous-titrage FR : VNero14