Large | Rough N' Rowdy
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00:00All right, everybody, it's Large from Large Valuable Promotions.
00:06On behalf of Rough and Rowdy, I'm in beautiful North Bergen, New Jersey, the home of Jim
00:11J. Braddock, for those who are fans of the Cinderella Man movie, and I'm here to talk
00:15to Bruno El Oso Blanco.
00:17He's going to be fighting on the card of Rough and Rowdy against a big, fat, 400-pound guy.
00:21I'm going to talk to him about some wrestling.
00:22I'm going to talk to him about some boxing.
00:24We're just going to mix some stuff up.
00:26What's up, brother?
00:27How are you?
00:28What's up, man?
00:29State of Fitness Boxing, this is his trainer, Desmond.
00:32This is an old-school boxing place.
00:34This is a place where boxing is born.
00:36I can't wait to get in here and chop it up.
00:46I need a heater?
00:47If I need a heater, I got a heater.
00:50How tall are you?
00:516'9".
00:526'9", and you can't beat that.
00:55Thank you.
00:56All right, so this is actually the second time we're meeting.
00:58But the first time we met, I let you down.
01:00I dragged your giant ass out to Providence, Rhode Island, for Rough and Rowdy.
01:05We had it all set up.
01:06We had a 7-foot German to fight you.
01:09And it was going along as planned.
01:10We did the weigh-in.
01:11What are you going to do?
01:12You ain't 7 foot!
01:13You ain't 7 foot!
01:15You lying ass motherfucker!
01:17Go back to Germany, puto!
01:19Hijo de la gran puta!
01:21Te voy a matar, hijo de la puta!
01:23Te voy a matar!
01:24Te voy a matar con yo!
01:27And then something happened overnight.
01:29Guy caught a little bit of, I think what you call the Cuban flu.
01:31Cuban flu.
01:32Yeah, so he never showed up the next day.
01:33I don't want to call the guy a coward, but shoe fits wear it.
01:36Anybody, any fucking wear it, bro!
01:38This fucking German drove up from Kentucky to piss his fucking pants!
01:42So you had to go home without a fight.
01:44And I promised you that I'd get you a fight at the next Rough and Rowdy.
01:47His name is, he's got a great name.
01:50He's from Porkville, Maryland.
01:51Yeah.
01:52Porkville, Maryland.
01:53Porkville.
01:54Yeah, his name is Dalton Diesel Konknovich.
01:57I have nothing against Dalton.
01:58I'm sure you're about to have something against Dalton.
02:00But he's a 400 pounder.
02:02This is going to look essentially like the number 10.
02:04Right?
02:05So how do you feel about going in there against Diesel?
02:07I signed up to fight.
02:08Right.
02:09I don't care how big they are, how small they are, how fat they are.
02:12It doesn't matter to me.
02:13I want to fight.
02:14That's why I signed up, right?
02:15Okay, yeah, absolutely.
02:16Let's talk about trash talk.
02:17Dalton Diesel Konknovich.
02:20When I knock you down, I'll hit you with a frickin' life alert for you, alright?
02:25Let me tell you about the old folks I was taking care of.
02:29Now that's the whole play for him.
02:32That you're an older dude.
02:33How old of a guy are you?
02:34I'm 38.
02:35You think a 400 pounder at 27's got more in the tank than you at 37?
02:38The 7 footer who was 24 backed out on the fight.
02:41And that was the big German.
02:42That's another question I want to talk to you.
02:44You're a big Cuban.
02:45Very proud Cuban.
02:46Very.
02:47El Oso Blanco.
02:48Yes, sir.
02:49The white bear.
02:50Your favorite sandwich is a Cuban.
02:51The whole goddamn thing.
02:52Sir.
02:53So, I think you were quoted as saying this, that Germans are pussies.
02:58Pretty much.
02:59Okay.
03:00Alright, so let's talk about the wrestling thing.
03:01After Providence, the following week, you had had a gig near me.
03:05So I brought my whole family.
03:06Yeah, I appreciate that.
03:07We sat right inside.
03:08I thought it was awesome.
03:09It was just a great night.
03:10Like an old school feel.
03:11There was a guy tapping beers and solo cups.
03:13I will tell you though, traditional boxers don't necessarily do well in rough and rowdy.
03:19And part of rough and rowdy is knowing that you can get away with some pushes.
03:22You can get away with a lot more than pushes sometimes.
03:25Oh my God!
03:27Oh my God!
03:29Slams his opponent through the mat.
03:32Now, for the first time, Lord Brown takes control.
03:35Oh!
03:36What is that?
03:37That is a hip toss.
03:38No, no, no.
03:39That is a complete judo hip toss.
03:40Dave, you gotta fight.
03:41You gotta fight to let them keep fighting.
03:42What is that?
03:43Oh, he pushed him!
03:45Oh, Dave!
03:49Oh my God!
03:51Oh!
03:52And they're into the...
03:56And up and again!
03:57Into the cookies.
03:58And up and again!
03:59He's squished it in the air!
04:01Hope you're enjoying the video.
04:03Stay tuned to see why Large looks like this right now.
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04:13Large?
04:15I'm sorry.
04:16Robbie, I gotta be honest.
04:17I don't recommend you ever getting in with a 6'9 Cuban, but if you do, I recommend you
04:21bring plenty of Pirate Water.
04:23All right, so I talk about the legality of rough and rowdy fighting and how you can dance
04:28the lines of what's legal and what's not in boxing.
04:31I can tell you, you can't throw anybody into a fucking tree.
04:34Why would you do that in the first place?
04:36You piss me off.
04:38Okay.
04:39I also have a small promotion company, and it's called LVP, Large's Valuable Promotions.
04:44Very small, stable.
04:46We started with Amesbury, Daniel Amesbury, Diamond Hands.
04:50Yes, sir.
04:51Tough as nails, minor league hockey player.
04:53Throws haymakers.
04:55Also handlebars.
04:56Yeah.
04:57Has no center of gravity once you get him off his skates, right?
04:59I mean, the guy's basically cemented into the ground.
05:02And then the second guy I have is Joe Magovro, who's the Black Italian Stein.
05:06Yes, sir.
05:07I actually was in the room with him for the last one.
05:09We shared a locker together.
05:10Yeah.
05:11Great guy.
05:12I would love for you to be the third member of that crew, Large Valuable Productions.
05:15There is zero money involved in it.
05:17I made sure of that because I lost all my money in the market.
05:20But I would great to have you in the stable.
05:22Before you say yes or no, you need to know there is a competing promoter within the ranks.
05:27His name is Jersey Jerry.
05:28He likes to take a lot of low lives, though.
05:30Jersey Jerry is more for these headline guys who get suspended quite a bit and stuff.
05:35So your choice.
05:36Want to be part of LVP, and what do you have to say to being part of Jersey Jerry Promotions?
05:40I'd like to, first of all, fuck Jersey Jerry.
05:42You heard it.
05:43So there's my answer to that one.
05:45And second of all, I'm surprised that you didn't ask me the first time we were together.
05:49Well, I didn't get to see you in the ring, and I still haven't gotten to see you in the ring.
05:52But you saw me have a guy shit his pants and not show up to the building without even throwing a punch.
05:57Listen, my wife has a ton of regrets.
05:59I only have one, and my first regret is not signing you the first day.
06:02And since you're fighting a guy who's smaller than you, which I am, and heavier than you, which I am,
06:07but I'm not 400 pounds, I'm going to come out here.
06:10I'm going to try to give you some tips on how to beat up a fat bastard.
06:13And maybe you can give me an idea of what you're going to do to keep this guy at bay and possibly knock him out.
06:43I'm going to try to give you an idea of what you're going to do to keep this guy at bay and possibly knock him out.
07:13I'm going to try to give you an idea of what you're going to do to keep this guy at bay and possibly knock him out.
07:16I'm going to try to give you an idea of what you're going to do to keep this guy at bay and possibly knock him out.
07:19I'm going to try to give you an idea of what you're going to do to keep this guy at bay and possibly knock him out.
07:22I'm going to try to give you an idea of what you're going to do to keep this guy at bay and possibly knock him out.
07:25I'm going to try to give you an idea of what you're going to do to keep this guy at bay and possibly knock him out.
07:28I'm going to try to give you an idea of what you're going to do to keep this guy at bay and possibly knock him out.
07:31I'm going to try to give you an idea of what you're going to do to keep this guy at bay and possibly knock him out.
07:34I'm going to try to give you an idea of what you're going to do to keep this guy at bay and possibly knock him out.
07:37I'm going to try to give you an idea of what you're going to do to keep this guy at bay and possibly knock him out.
07:40I'm going to try to give you an idea of what you're going to do to keep this guy at bay and possibly knock him out.
07:43I'm going to try to give you an idea of what you're going to do to keep this guy at bay and possibly knock him out.
07:46I'm going to try to give you an idea of what you're going to do to keep this guy at bay and possibly knock him out.
07:49I'm going to try to give you an idea of what you're going to do to keep this guy at bay and possibly knock him out.
07:52I'm going to try to give you an idea of what you're going to do to keep this guy at bay and possibly knock him out.
07:55We've kind of established that boxing, he seems to have covered.
07:58So then is there a wrestling move you've got in the back of your mind that you might use for this guy when it goes or if it goes down?
08:07Wait, no, no! I don't know what to do!
08:09Listen, Ruffin Routey 24 is going to be April 19th at the Armory in West Virginia!
08:18I think I heard something snap.
08:20Somebody call my wife. Desmond, can you give me another one of those pirate orders?
08:24Ruffin Routey 24, we're going to be in West Virginia.
08:27Buy R&R.com. Come see us.
08:29I'm So Blanco. Take on the world.
08:32Go fuck yourself, Bruno.