Mama June from Not to Hot Season 6 Episode 20
Mama June from Not to Hot Season 6 Episode 20
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00:00 (dramatic music)
00:03 (dramatic music)
00:06 - Previously on Mama June Family Crisis.
00:17 - You're gonna have a great time!
00:20 - Alana's headed off to college out of state.
00:23 - It's been my dream forever to be a neonatal nurse.
00:25 - And Draylon's moving with her.
00:27 - We've never lived together,
00:29 so now we're taking the first big step.
00:31 - I feel like I'm grown up now.
00:33 - We're all super excited for Alana's future.
00:36 - Alana's going to Colorado!
00:38 - But we're all still pissed off Mama lied to us,
00:42 and she spent a lot of Alana's savings.
00:44 - Mama, you don't really give a (beep)
00:46 that you took my money, that's the real problem!
00:48 - It's gone, I used it in my drug addiction!
00:50 Woo!
00:51 - And Mama's selfish actions
00:54 is even jeopardizing her own marriage.
00:57 - You ain't (beep) lying.
00:59 - Looks like I'm sleeping on the damn couch tonight.
01:01 - Meanwhile, I dusted off my passion for baking
01:05 to surprise Alana at her going away dinner.
01:07 If this cake is a hit, it's gonna be cakes by pumpkin.
01:10 Alana, what?
01:11 (laughing)
01:15 The night was all fun and games
01:17 'til Mama showed up unannounced.
01:19 - I do wanna say that I am proud of you,
01:21 even though you always say I'm just negative Nancy.
01:23 Hopefully it works out and you made it to 2029.
01:26 But if it don't, you always know
01:28 that you have a place back here.
01:29 - I don't think I will ever come back to here.
01:32 (dramatic music)
01:35 (dramatic music)
01:44 - So we can go there every other weekend,
01:49 that's cool with you?
01:50 (beep) might have parked my car down the road
01:53 and just sneaked my ass up on there.
01:55 - Yeah, come on.
01:56 - I'm not gonna open my front door, so.
01:59 - When I moved to Colorado, I'm moving for a reason.
02:01 I'm moving away, away from the drama, away from Mama.
02:05 It's like, I don't really want you to come out
02:07 and visit me in Colorado.
02:08 You done put me through all this drama and stress
02:10 back home in Georgia, just imagine what you finna
02:13 go out there and do in Colorado.
02:14 I mean, I hope you do follow your dreams
02:18 and wherever it takes you.
02:19 We're only a phone call away, or flight away,
02:21 or 23 hour drive.
02:23 - Honestly, I think Colorado will be our new vacation spot.
02:27 - No, I don't think you will.
02:28 I think you should just stay in Florida
02:30 where y'all normally vacay.
02:31 Well, I do wanna thank y'all for playing a little
02:34 last get together, you know, but.
02:37 I gotta pack, so pumpkin, let's go.
02:40 - All right, well, y'all gonna help Dad out?
02:42 - Come on, kids.
02:43 I set it up, I ain't cleaning it up.
02:46 - Really, really?
02:47 (laughing)
02:48 - I'm ready to get in the car.
02:50 - Okay, Josie-Poo.
02:51 What the hell is going on?
02:53 - There was a little spit and spatter the other day,
02:56 and the spit and spatter was over lost currency
02:59 along the way.
03:00 I don't know exactly how it went,
03:02 because all I could hear was what I could hear
03:03 through the door.
03:04 There was a bunch of yelling the whole time.
03:06 They were loudly talking, they're talking over each other.
03:09 So whatever they come up with,
03:10 ended on somewhat of a note,
03:13 because everybody kinda walked out of the house
03:14 at the same time, so nobody killed each other.
03:17 I don't know if they'll be able to fix it
03:20 before Lana leaves.
03:21 - I'll get with the pumpkin, and you know,
03:23 get all the details from her, I love you.
03:25 - I love you, and watch out for all that cake.
03:27 (laughing)
03:30 - Would we like to lay back at Lana's spa?
03:36 - Okay, and can you sit up just a second
03:38 so I can put your hair up?
03:40 - Okay.
03:41 I'm gonna miss you.
03:43 - Are you gonna cry when Lana leaves?
03:44 - Probably.
03:45 - Probably.
03:47 Lana will probably cry when I leave you.
03:49 - Ouch.
03:50 - Oh, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.
03:51 - My hair wasn't brushed.
03:52 - Who are you supposed to do face masks with when I'm gone?
03:54 - Um, probably mama.
03:56 - That's gonna be kinda lame, though.
03:58 Mommy's not as fun as Lana.
03:59 - Yeah.
04:00 - Like, what are you gonna do in the room all by yourself?
04:03 - I don't know.
04:05 Probably sleep in your bed and think about you all night.
04:07 - Oh, that sounds sweet.
04:09 - Sweet baby.
04:10 - I'm really excited to go to Colorado,
04:12 but I am a little scared.
04:13 I've never really been, like, on my own,
04:15 how I'm finna be.
04:16 I'm literally miles and miles away from home.
04:21 I literally wake up and see the kids every single day,
04:23 and see Pumpkin and Josh,
04:25 so it is definitely gonna be very different.
04:28 - Y'all ain't sleeping?
04:29 - No.
04:30 - I'm right here doing face masks.
04:31 Like, be for real.
04:32 - She went to Lana's salon.
04:34 - Do you feel like the dinner we just went to with Gigi
04:37 was weird?
04:38 - It was a little akutake.
04:40 For sure.
04:40 - I was wondering what mama said at the dinner table.
04:43 - She was over there whispering to Jessie.
04:45 - Call Jessie and see what mama said.
04:47 - I can't.
04:47 - I'll call her.
04:48 - Hey.
04:52 - Mom, listen, I know y'all on the way home,
04:54 but I was wondering what mama said at the dinner table.
04:58 - You asked Justin how he was going
05:01 since he had a big argument.
05:02 Yeah, 'cause he got real upset.
05:04 - Right.
05:04 - Yeah.
05:05 - He was basically saying he just wanted it to ride out.
05:07 She don't keep riding out,
05:08 and she's gonna be riding out without a husband,
05:10 because you could tell he was aggravated.
05:12 - When they walked in,
05:13 they didn't walk in how they normally do.
05:15 - No, they didn't walk in together like...
05:17 - He always is holding her hand,
05:18 like, "Come on, baby, let's go."
05:19 And, like, they did not walk in like that.
05:21 (dramatic music)
05:24 - The whole dinner, the only people he talked to
05:28 were me and Cheyenne, and that was it.
05:30 - He's mad.
05:30 - You know, I think a big part
05:33 in Justin being so angry at mama
05:35 and them arguing and stuff about the money
05:37 is because Justin is on the right path.
05:38 Justin's doing good in his sobriety.
05:40 He's doing good about not surrounding himself
05:42 with people who lie or can't take,
05:45 you know, care of their own actions.
05:46 And for mama, I think that that's good,
05:49 because somebody needs to hold her responsible
05:51 for the (beep) she's done.
05:53 Okay, well, I'm gonna need y'all to toot-a-lee.
05:55 Love, love, love.
05:56 All right, JC, Lord has kicked you out of our room.
05:58 (JC sighs)
05:59 - Oh, I'm going.
06:01 - Ellie, come play with Loni.
06:04 (upbeat music)
06:06 - Let's go.
06:16 Get us some food.
06:17 I'm hungry.
06:20 - Hi. - Hi.
06:21 - Hello, welcome to Old Clinton.
06:24 What can I get for you?
06:25 - Smoked ribs.
06:27 - Okay.
06:28 - With a side of mac and cheese.
06:29 - And then can I do the smoked chicken plate
06:32 with the Brondrick stew and fries?
06:36 - All right.
06:37 - And we'll do two sweet teas.
06:38 - There you go. - Thank you.
06:40 - You're welcome, and we'll bring it to you
06:41 when it's done. - Thank you.
06:42 - Okay, got us some BBQ.
06:48 - Exciting, like it's really coming real now.
06:50 - Yeah.
06:51 - You got your stuff packed?
06:53 - You got your stuff packed?
06:55 - I mean, I'm slowly but surely getting there.
06:58 I bet you ain't even packed nothing.
06:59 - I got all my shoes packed.
07:01 My shoes are more important than anything else.
07:04 - Your shoes, be for real.
07:06 - Oh, hey. - Oh, hey.
07:09 - Thank you. - If there's anything
07:09 else y'all need, just let us know, okay?
07:10 - Okay, thank you. - You're welcome.
07:13 - Ooh.
07:14 Do they even have real BBQ like this out there?
07:16 - No.
07:17 - Do they have sweet tea?
07:19 - The one I was, so there's no sweet tea.
07:21 - You know this, man. - I mean, I know.
07:23 I know there's some like some fast food place
07:25 out there that has to have sweet tea.
07:28 - You ready?
07:29 - I guess.
07:31 I'm gonna sit and sleep the whole time
07:32 while you drive, correct?
07:33 - No, you will be driving.
07:35 - I'm normally the passenger, but it's us.
07:37 - You got a license now.
07:39 - I'm a little nervous to drive on the interstate, though.
07:42 But I'm excited to see what the apartment looks like.
07:44 - Me and Jordan leave for Colorado tomorrow,
07:46 and orientation is in a few days.
07:49 Drellin got a job at one of the places
07:51 that he applied to while we were out in Colorado.
07:54 He's gonna be working at a scooter company as a mechanic.
07:57 And for me, the money that I do have saved up
07:59 will at least get me through the first semester.
08:02 And obviously we're gonna split rent 50/50,
08:04 because we're a modern day couple, baby.
08:07 I'm not my mama.
08:08 Oh, do you think mama's gonna say bye or whatever?
08:11 - She might, she might not.
08:13 - Mama never makes any sense to me.
08:15 At times, she makes me stress more.
08:18 - Yeah.
08:19 - You think you can make some ribs like this in Colorado?
08:21 - Yeah, I'll show you.
08:21 - Who's gonna be doing the most cooking?
08:23 I hope that your mama taught you.
08:25 - She gonna teach you how to cook.
08:27 - I mean, my mama was blind, so like,
08:30 how well can she teach me?
08:31 - Ta-da!
08:43 - Girls, perfect timing!
08:45 You know, we gotta have a tea party.
08:49 - That's nice.
08:52 - I know!
08:52 - What you gonna do, what you gonna do with the yard?
08:55 - Well, everybody jokes and says
08:57 I need to have a pool over there.
08:58 - Yeah.
08:59 So, how awkward was last night's dinner?
09:03 - Yeah, that was a little crazy.
09:06 What the hell?
09:07 - I mean.
09:08 - I planned on a fun, festive, tear-jerking type of thing.
09:12 - You don't even know the half leading up to that.
09:15 We had a dinner with mama.
09:17 Lana asked, like, "Hey, can you help me out with college?"
09:21 Or like, the first payment.
09:23 Mama straight up told her, like,
09:24 "No, I'm not helping you.
09:25 "I'm trying to rebuild my own life.
09:28 "I don't want you to have to depend on me every month
09:30 "and know that I have to pay your college."
09:33 - My God.
09:34 - She told me, she said,
09:35 "Well, I don't wanna pay for Lana's college
09:36 "because I just don't get the point in it.
09:37 "She doesn't even wanna invest in herself."
09:39 I can't with her.
09:40 - Her job is school.
09:42 June's job is parent.
09:44 - Yeah.
09:44 - And when your kids go off to school,
09:47 that's what you do.
09:47 - Mama doesn't even wanna help out in general.
09:50 She said, "What the (beep) are you and Josh gonna do for her?"
09:53 Yes.
09:55 She said, "You wanna pan out to America
09:57 "that you're her (beep) mama,
09:58 "why don't y'all, you and Josh do something?"
10:01 Literally.
10:02 And then ask her, like,
10:03 "Hey, have you checked into the account,
10:05 "Alana's cooking account?"
10:07 She said, "The money's gone.
10:08 "What the (beep) do you want me to do?"
10:10 (dramatic music)
10:13 - I am gonna look into that banking account, though.
10:15 Like, Mama just thinks it's gonna go away
10:17 'cause Alana's moving to Colorado
10:18 and that's just not gonna be the case.
10:20 I'm not gonna let Mama just get away with this (beep)
10:22 - Yeah.
10:23 - Coming up on Mama June Family Crisis.
10:29 - I wanna go with you.
10:31 - If you don't go to school,
10:32 you can't go to college like Lana one day.
10:34 - We're on the way to Colorado together.
10:36 - I don't have to worry about Mama's drama.
10:38 Stress just coming off of me now.
10:40 - Oh my God.
10:41 - That shook the car.
10:42 - Scared the (beep) out of us.
10:43 - It's my birthday week and we have a special surprise.
10:47 - Surprises has not been fun here lately.
10:50 - She's gonna be living with her boyfriend
10:52 for the first time.
10:53 - Did you mention the birds and the bees?
10:55 - You're not pregnant, are you?
10:57 (dramatic music)
11:00 - She said, "The money's gone.
11:09 "What the (beep) do you want me to do?"
11:11 - Fix it.
11:11 - Yeah.
11:12 I'm not gonna let Mama just get away with this (beep)
11:15 I am gonna look into that banking account though.
11:17 Like Mama just thinks it's gonna go away
11:19 'cause Alana's moving to Colorado.
11:20 That's just not gonna be the case.
11:21 Like I'm not gonna let her get away with no more (beep)
11:23 - I mean, it needs to be looked into.
11:24 Just to have the answer.
11:27 I'm not surprised.
11:27 June doesn't expect anybody to hold her accountable
11:31 for anything 'cause she never has been.
11:34 I mean, she's gotten away with everything
11:35 and the one that's gonna pay him for it is Alana.
11:38 June, at least you give her some of her money back
11:40 or at least pay college expenses.
11:42 You took it, you need to pay it back.
11:44 - Anyways, before I get going,
11:46 Alana leaves in a few days and I do want you to come over
11:49 'cause I'm gonna do like a little surprise goodbye for Alana
11:51 - Oh yeah, oh yeah, we'll do that.
11:53 - So listen, did you really like my cake the other night?
11:55 (upbeat music)
11:57 - What is that?
11:57 (upbeat music)
12:00 - I did, it tasted great.
12:03 You know, the look was, you know, needed some...
12:06 It did what it needed to do.
12:08 (upbeat music)
12:09 - I love baking brownies and stuff like that.
12:12 - I love the decorating.
12:13 - That's what I wanna learn how to do is decorating.
12:15 - It's easier than people realize.
12:17 - You know, Alana going off and following her dreams,
12:20 it does give me a little extra time on my hands
12:22 to try to figure out like,
12:24 what do I wanna complete in life?
12:26 What do I wanna do?
12:27 A lot of the things that I love to do,
12:29 why not turn them into a career, you know?
12:32 So for me, I love baking.
12:36 Why not make money from it?
12:38 If I had a baking business,
12:39 I'd probably call it like fat cakes or something.
12:42 I don't know, you know?
12:43 I've always wanted to take up baking classes, so I might.
12:46 - I can teach you a lot, I really can,
12:47 but I just don't have a lot of the stuff here.
12:49 You know, maybe you can, you know,
12:51 find a baking teacher or classes or...
12:55 - You know, this little like...
12:57 You know what I'm talking about?
12:58 - The edges, the scalloped edges and the drops.
13:00 - Yeah, that stuff.
13:02 - That's easy.
13:03 - You know, Dono's always baked,
13:04 especially since we were little and stuff.
13:07 Around the holidays,
13:08 she always brings everybody treat boxes and stuff.
13:10 And honestly, I think that's probably where I got it from.
13:13 I've always loved participating and helping Dono bake
13:16 and especially eating her cookies.
13:19 - Are you serious?
13:21 - Hopefully it'll make me say my name.
13:24 - Yeah.
13:25 - It's like now that Lana's leaving
13:25 and I don't have to really stress about that,
13:27 Ella's not gonna be graduating for years now, so.
13:29 - So you got time.
13:30 - Right.
13:31 Literally nothing but time.
13:33 - Right, and four children.
13:34 - Yeah.
13:35 (laughing)
13:36 - Let's not forget that.
13:37 - Yeah, I know.
13:37 (upbeat music)
13:40 - How is the box moving?
13:51 Who's in the box?
13:52 Who's in the box?
13:55 (laughing)
13:56 - You're gonna drink that all
13:57 or you're just gonna keep floating back in?
13:59 - Shh.
14:03 (door slams)
14:05 - Look, there's Anna.
14:06 - Yay!
14:07 Anna being here is a good day.
14:08 - Anna, come on, hurry up.
14:10 You gotta understand,
14:11 there was a freaking mattress on the interstate.
14:14 - They're not supposed to know.
14:16 - I mean.
14:17 - Supposed to be a secret.
14:19 - We allow family.
14:20 You think we a secret?
14:21 No.
14:22 You can hear us coming a mile away.
14:24 - You look really cute today.
14:26 How you feeling?
14:27 Obviously good 'cause you're here.
14:29 - I'm here.
14:30 - It's a good day.
14:31 - I'm here.
14:33 (dramatic music)
14:34 - Look who's coming down the driveway now.
14:37 Seriously?
14:38 Well, here comes June.
14:39 You know, bell of the ball
14:41 to come see her daughter off to college
14:43 and hopefully she's got a big fat check for Alana
14:46 to take to college with her,
14:47 but I don't think so.
14:50 Don't see that happening.
14:51 Come on, Junebug!
14:52 - I would actually pay to see her run.
14:56 - Huh.
14:57 I mean, of course I'm gonna show up
14:59 and say goodbye to Alana.
15:00 I mean, I know that we like spit and spat it
15:03 a couple of days ago,
15:04 but I mean, that's how our family dynamic works.
15:07 Fight, one minute, three hours later talking,
15:10 like ain't nothing happened.
15:11 - So today is all about Alana.
15:13 - All about Alana.
15:14 - Nobody else.
15:15 - Nothing.
15:16 - No crying.
15:17 - We'll all cry, trust me.
15:18 - That's why Justin's got glasses.
15:19 - Yeah, you can't see if I cry, so.
15:21 (dramatic music)
15:23 - Go paint.
15:24 (June crying)
15:25 - What's wrong?
15:26 Sit up and come talk to me.
15:30 Come talk to me.
15:31 (June crying)
15:32 What's the problem?
15:33 Let's wipe your tears.
15:38 - I wanna go with you.
15:40 - You can't go, mama.
15:43 You can't go, mama.
15:45 You have to go to school.
15:47 - No, I don't.
15:48 - If you don't go to school,
15:50 you can't go to college like Alana one day.
15:53 Leaving Ella, knowing that she's broken
15:55 into a million pieces, kind of upsetting,
15:57 but she knows and she does everything
16:00 that Alana does and she says everything
16:02 that Alana says, so I have to be
16:04 the best role model for her.
16:06 - It's okay.
16:07 - Y'all ready?
16:12 - Yay.
16:13 - Y'all go ahead and start coming over here
16:14 because Alana is inside, Ella's already crying, so.
16:17 All right, I'm gonna go get her.
16:23 Hold on.
16:24 What about this stuff on top of the car?
16:29 Surprise!
16:30 - Surprise.
16:32 - Whoa.
16:33 - Wow, everybody's here.
16:36 - Everybody's here.
16:37 - Did you really think you'd not be able to sneak away?
16:40 - Who made the bag of snacks?
16:42 - That's Pumpkin.
16:43 She wanted to make sure he wasn't spending
16:44 no extra money on the road.
16:46 - We always travel with snacks.
16:48 - Oh my God, Jessie!
16:58 - Diane's gonna start crying.
17:00 - Mommy.
17:01 - Saying goodbye to everybody, I am very sad,
17:04 but I'm also like crying happy tears
17:06 because like this is me and Jalen's time
17:08 to actually get away and just like flourish, you know?
17:11 But I'm gonna miss my family.
17:13 Even though we are a little bit of a dysfunctional family,
17:16 we do always show up for each other.
17:19 - I see it.
17:20 - Look at you crying.
17:28 - Honestly, I'm so excited for Alana,
17:31 but also I'm sad because now my biggest baby
17:34 is flying the nest.
17:36 I'm really proud of her for taking that step
17:38 and moving and getting away from mama's drama,
17:42 but I ain't ready for her to go.
17:45 - It's okay.
17:48 But you gotta come home every weekend.
17:50 (gentle music)
17:52 - Honestly, I am so proud of her.
18:02 So proud of her.
18:03 And I told her how proud I loved on her
18:05 and told her how proud I was of her.
18:08 - Okay.
18:08 - Boy, I'm gonna miss her.
18:12 I mean, that is my youngest daughter
18:14 and she is the first one to get the hell up out of Georgia.
18:19 - Y'all have Diana coming over there crying.
18:21 - Being very, very, very smart the whole time.
18:28 - I am super, super proud of the person she has become
18:32 and super proud for where she is going in life.
18:35 And I think she deserves nothing but happiness.
18:37 I think she should shoot for the stars.
18:41 And if that means going 22 hours away, fly away.
18:48 - Don't worry about me.
18:50 I will be okay.
18:51 I'll get my scans and let y'all know what my scans say.
18:54 - Please let me know.
18:56 - Look at me.
18:59 I love you.
18:59 I love you.
19:03 - I love you 199,
19:05 with all the stars in the sky for you.
19:06 - I love you.
19:08 - Oh, I love you too, pooh baby.
19:10 - All right y'all, go on and get in the car
19:11 'cause if you don't go now, you're never gonna leave.
19:14 Bye!
19:16 (upbeat music)
19:19 - Bye Lana!
19:20 Bye Lana, we love you!
19:23 Bye!
19:25 - Yep, little victory too-too.
19:28 - It's a bittersweet moment seeing Lana go down
19:33 that driveway because Lana chose to leave.
19:37 And I'm glad she didn't stay because of me or anything else.
19:40 And that's right there, makes me very happy.
19:44 - Say bye-bye, bubba.
19:46 - Oh, bubba man.
19:48 He wants Lana.
19:52 - Bubba.
19:54 Wow, this is crazy.
20:00 We're really gonna go to Colorado.
20:02 - Crazy.
20:12 - Coming up on Mama June Family Crisis.
20:15 - I'm scared.
20:16 - That shook the car, boo.
20:19 - I'm actually trying to make it to Colorado.
20:22 - You look like you're glowing here.
20:23 - You're not pregnant, are you?
20:26 - Mama, you're either gonna pay up
20:27 or I'm gonna lure you up.
20:28 I'm not gonna let her get off on that slap on the wrist.
20:30 She gets that every damn time.
20:31 - (beep) her.
20:33 (dramatic music)
20:36 (dramatic music)
20:39 (dramatic music)
20:42 - 21 hours.
20:44 - I think it's gonna be fun though.
20:46 Put the GPS in.
20:47 We know that it's about 21, 22 hours,
20:55 realistically 24 with like gas stops and stuff.
20:58 I know for a fact that we don't wanna waste
21:00 any extra money on hotels.
21:01 So if we really, really have to stop,
21:04 we'll just sleep in the car.
21:06 Okay, so the GPS is in.
21:08 Now we're all good to go.
21:09 (dramatic music)
21:12 Honestly, we gonna need gas.
21:16 - Oh my God.
21:17 But how are we finna run out of gas already?
21:20 - Crazy.
21:23 - Josh literally said make sure we were fueled up.
21:25 (laughing)
21:27 And we're not fueled up.
21:28 - Not fueled up.
21:29 (dramatic music)
21:38 - I ain't never really paid at the pump.
21:39 How does this work?
21:40 Oh, would you like a receipt?
21:42 I sure would.
21:43 - How much gas is it gonna be for real though?
21:44 - Oh my God, it's still going?
21:46 Gas is expensive.
21:48 Let's make sure she's full.
21:50 Looks like it.
21:51 Woo, back on the road again.
21:54 I wonder how Ellie's gonna sleep tonight
21:56 without her Lonnie in the room.
21:58 - You seen how the kids was sad though?
22:00 - Oh my God, they were so sad.
22:01 It broke my heart to see Ellie cry like that.
22:04 At least we got to see Anna before we left.
22:08 I know that like everybody was like having doubts
22:11 and not knowing if we were even gonna figure it out really
22:13 to be honest.
22:14 And now look at us, we're literally on the way to Colorado.
22:17 - Yeah, we figured it out.
22:18 - We figured it out.
22:19 Hold my hand, we're on the way to Colorado together.
22:23 This is it y'all, we're doing it.
22:28 I hope my little pink Honda makes it.
22:31 Good thing everything just fit in the car.
22:35 We didn't bring much though.
22:37 I mean, we didn't have much to bring.
22:39 - Snacks.
22:40 - The good thing about the apartment that we did rent,
22:42 it's furnished.
22:43 So we didn't pack nothing literally but our clothes.
22:46 Made it to Mississippi in like six hours.
22:49 I already feel the stress particles
22:54 just coming off of me now.
22:56 I don't have to worry about mama's drama.
22:57 If she calls me, I can hit the calm button.
23:00 I can just worry about me and Dreylin.
23:02 We have to lean on each other
23:04 when we really need somebody right now.
23:05 So I'm excited though.
23:07 I'm ready to see what the future holds for us in Colorado.
23:10 Surprise pumpkin ain't text me yet.
23:13 - How's it going?
23:14 - What am I gonna do?
23:28 Our little baby's flying the nest and stuff.
23:31 She's even moving states away.
23:33 She's gonna be living with her boyfriend for the first time.
23:36 - Did you mention the birds and the bees
23:38 and where they first come from?
23:39 - Get a grip.
23:41 - I tried to one time.
23:43 I was very scientific.
23:44 All boys are covered in cooties.
23:47 Stay away from the cooties.
23:49 - What?
23:51 - Mama, we need to talk to her about it
23:52 because y'all are fertile.
23:53 Every damn last one of you.
23:55 - My heart is breaking.
24:02 (sighs)
24:04 - My little nap turned into a long nap
24:08 and now we're in Missouri.
24:10 - And I'm resting in the back seat.
24:14 - So Dreylin's been probing.
24:16 My lashes are horrible.
24:18 We'll have to get them fixed when we get there, okay?
24:21 And we'll see you in the next state.
24:23 - We're heading into Kansas.
24:27 We got about maybe like 11 or something hours.
24:31 At this point, I think the hours are fading into each other.
24:35 - We are too tired to continue driving.
24:38 So to protect us, you know, for our safety,
24:42 we are at a rest stop
24:45 and we are fixing to take a little nippity nap
24:50 and then we're gonna get back on the road.
24:52 - Okay, hey y'all, it's your passenger princess right here
24:58 reporting live from the passenger seat.
25:01 We're back on the road as of right now, still in Kansas.
25:06 We have six hours and 30 minutes, so see ya in a few hours.
25:11 (upbeat music)
25:14 - I don't wanna drive in the rain.
25:21 So Dreylin is driving now.
25:23 The moment we see our townhouse
25:24 is getting closer and closer.
25:26 We are so excited.
25:28 - With all this rain that's coming in now,
25:30 we probably won't get there until at least 10
25:33 if we're lucky.
25:34 Dreylin is starting to look tired.
25:39 So I think I'm just gonna have to take over right now
25:41 and just let him get some rest.
25:43 Look, Colorado!
25:47 - Thanks.
25:48 - This is really, really scary.
25:51 - I don't know what to do.
25:54 - Driving through the rain on the highway,
25:56 the two things I don't do,
25:58 it's happening right now and I'm kinda freaking out.
26:00 The storm does get too bad though.
26:02 We would definitely have to find a truck stop or something
26:04 because I'm actually trying to make it to Colorado.
26:08 Oh my God, oh my God.
26:09 I'm scared.
26:10 That shook the car, boo.
26:12 Honestly?
26:13 Scared the (beep) out of us.
26:16 Coming up on Mama June Family Crisis.
26:19 - I was thinking maybe you could come out.
26:21 - You're not pregnant, are you?
26:22 We're having a girl's night.
26:26 You don't really have a table.
26:28 - Of course I don't have a coffee table.
26:29 Mama took my money.
26:31 - I'm not gonna let her get off on that side on the road.
26:33 I'm not gonna be a money bag to them anymore.
26:36 - (beep) her.
26:37 - This is really, really scary.
26:48 Oh my God, boo!
26:55 - It's crazy.
26:56 The rain finally stopped.
26:58 Driving through that daggone storm.
27:00 That was my biggest accomplishment,
27:02 I feel like, so far on this drive.
27:04 Which way are we gonna go?
27:06 Your left or right?
27:07 - Go right.
27:08 - Y'all, we finally made it.
27:11 It was crazy, stressful, a lot longer than we anticipated,
27:14 but that's okay.
27:16 We got here, we made it.
27:17 If I ever do this ever again,
27:18 I swear I'm getting a hotel room.
27:20 Trying to save a little bit of money.
27:21 No, don't do it.
27:22 Get a hotel room or a flight.
27:26 Oh, it looks so nice.
27:28 - Oh my God.
27:29 - The area looks so nice.
27:31 Are you excited to be here, Bill?
27:34 - Hell yeah.
27:35 I really just thought I'd just be away from Georgia
27:38 and the stuff I had going on,
27:40 like get a fresh start over.
27:43 It's very, it's gonna be different out here
27:46 for both of us.
27:47 - Gonna be very different,
27:48 but I think we're gonna really like it.
27:50 I think it's gonna be really good for both of us.
27:54 - We're here.
27:56 It looks so nice.
27:57 Okay, we're gonna get out the car.
27:59 Oh, I'm so excited.
28:00 - Hey, baby.
28:08 - Yeah.
28:09 - Da-da.
28:13 - Yeah.
28:14 - Are you doing baby yoga?
28:17 - Yeah, something like that.
28:19 - Come on, Bubba.
28:20 You gonna eat?
28:23 (upbeat music)
28:25 There you go, Bubba man.
28:25 - Where's mine?
28:26 - Right here.
28:29 - That's so good.
28:29 - There's yours that I just like you like.
28:33 I was slowing all.
28:35 - Yeah.
28:36 (laughing)
28:42 - Mommy, I want more.
28:43 - More.
28:44 Oh, Lana's calling us.
28:47 Hey, Lana.
28:49 - Hey, girl, what are you doing?
28:50 Like, what's up with your camera?
28:52 - I don't know, it's been out.
28:54 - Another thing you're gonna have to put money towards.
28:56 - I miss you.
28:57 - Well, I miss you too, baby.
28:58 - I mean, I do too.
29:00 - Can I ask you a question?
29:01 - Oh, what is it, girly pop?
29:03 - I'm gonna see if maybe you could come out
29:05 for my orientation.
29:07 I feel like everybody's mom and dads are gonna be there.
29:10 - Okay, when is that?
29:12 - It's coming up.
29:12 It's in the next week.
29:14 - I'm just gonna get you a ticket and stuff.
29:17 You stay here with the kids.
29:19 - Girl, you are.
29:20 - Dad said I could go.
29:22 - Well, Lani, I would love to be there,
29:23 but your sister has too many damn kids.
29:25 (Lana screaming)
29:27 - I know it's only been a few days since I've seen Alana,
29:29 but I am literally so excited to see her.
29:32 Plus, I also know why Alana invited me
29:34 to come to this orientation.
29:35 I mean, everybody's gonna have their mama there.
29:38 Alana gets shy around new people,
29:40 and I want her to make all the new friends.
29:42 I want her to have all the buddies, okay?
29:44 My little Lana ain't gonna be friendless.
29:47 Just text me those dates and stuff,
29:49 and then I'll figure out me a flight.
29:50 - Okay, girl.
29:52 - All right, love you.
29:54 Be safe.
29:56 - You too.
29:57 - Bye.
29:57 Every time, who does Lana call?
30:02 - Us.
30:03 - Yeah.
30:04 I feel like if she would've called mama anyways,
30:06 mama would've been like, "Oh, I'm busy.
30:07 "I'm doing something."
30:09 (upbeat music)
30:13 (upbeat music)
30:15 - Well, my ride is here.
30:25 I love you.
30:27 - I love you.
30:28 - I'll call you when I get there.
30:29 (upbeat music)
30:33 - Bye, mama.
30:36 Come back.
30:38 - You know, as a mama, you always worry,
30:40 like if you prepared your kids enough for the real world.
30:44 But if it's one thing I always taught Lana,
30:45 is to be careful who you trust,
30:48 make sure you always do your schoolwork
30:50 so that you can succeed in life,
30:51 and don't care about the haters.
30:53 Oh yeah, and let's not forget the most important rule,
30:56 call mama P every day.
30:58 (crying)
31:00 - Come back.
31:02 - Coming up on Mama June Family Crisis.
31:07 - Trust the process.
31:08 - I wanna trust the process,
31:09 but I don't know if I can.
31:11 - She's gonna be living with her boyfriend
31:12 for the first time.
31:13 - You're not pregnant, are you?
31:15 (upbeat music)
31:26 - So I'm at the airport right now.
31:31 I'm literally about to go see Lana
31:33 and her place for the very first time.
31:35 (upbeat music)
31:38 (phone ringing)
31:41 Oh well.
31:46 - Hello?
31:49 - I think I'm here.
31:50 - Okay, when do I come?
31:51 (upbeat music)
31:54 - There you are.
31:56 - Bring your stuff in, come on in.
31:58 Here you go.
31:59 I got you an ice maker.
32:01 - Okay, that's kinda heavy.
32:03 - I got you a basket full of stuff.
32:06 Lana's real mother didn't get Lana
32:08 any type of toiletries or housewarming gifts.
32:12 So of course, Mama Peace got her.
32:14 I was stalking on my way right on over there.
32:17 Got my baby girl some three-ply tissue for that honey.
32:20 Y'all got it a little bit set up in here.
32:26 Just so nice.
32:28 - It's fully furnished, so.
32:30 - I love what you've done with the place.
32:31 All the pictures and stuff.
32:33 - Come sit down.
32:35 - Okay, well let me get me a thing of donuts.
32:36 - Yeah, give me a thing too.
32:37 Hey, Booky Bob!
32:39 - So what you been up to?
32:41 You ever live in the lavish life out here?
32:43 - Man, I wouldn't say lavish.
32:46 It's just expensive.
32:48 - It's been hard having a job though, isn't it?
32:51 - Mm, yeah.
32:51 I'm a mechanic for some scooters.
32:53 - Tell me you get up and have to be there.
32:55 - I'll be working at 5.30 in the morning.
32:57 - I don't get Ella up till 6.30.
33:00 - How is Ella?
33:01 - I'm missing you like crazy.
33:04 - I already know.
33:05 - So are you getting excited about school, girly ball?
33:07 - I am excited.
33:08 I'm just a little nervous.
33:09 - Why?
33:11 - I don't know, I'm in the city place.
33:12 - Don't be stressing about the friend part, girl.
33:14 I'm coming to orientation.
33:16 We're gonna meet everybody.
33:18 I'm just glad you asked me, still girly ball.
33:19 Still kind of surprised, but.
33:21 - Who else was I gonna ask?
33:23 I wasn't gonna ask mama.
33:25 - I haven't been talking to her.
33:26 I've been trying to like avoid her.
33:28 - Maybe I should have had her come
33:29 because then I could have walked around school
33:31 and be like, hey, look at the school
33:32 that you won't pay for.
33:34 School starts in a few days.
33:35 And I know that should be like the only thing
33:38 I'm really focused on right now.
33:39 But it's hard to when all I can think about
33:41 is the money that mama took from me.
33:43 And stuff is expensive.
33:46 Like why did nobody tell me Colorado was so expensive?
33:49 Girls, I'm gonna take you an hour.
33:59 - Yeah, you need to take an hour
33:59 because we're going to dinner tonight.
34:01 You coming?
34:01 - Well, probably not.
34:03 'Cause I have to get up at 5 30 in the morning.
34:06 Good seeing you.
34:07 - I am proud of you for getting a job though, bud.
34:11 - Yeah.
34:30 - Junebug, what's for dinner?
34:32 - I mean, we can go to town.
34:34 We haven't been out to eat in a while.
34:35 What you in the mood for?
34:36 - Something different, I don't know.
34:37 - White?
34:38 I mean, we can go to like a king crab buffet
34:41 like they have in like Vegas and stuff like that.
34:44 - I mean, I'm down for a buffet,
34:46 but what do you mean like in Vegas?
34:48 - So it's my birthday week.
34:53 And I've always like pretty much like done for everybody
34:57 and really never done anything for me.
34:59 And only me.
35:01 Yeah.
35:02 So we're going to go to Las Vegas
35:06 and then we have a special place
35:09 that I can't tell you about yet.
35:11 It's a good surprise.
35:14 - Yeah.
35:15 The surprise is it's not been fun here lately.
35:17 I mean, we just got into this big argument over money.
35:22 Do you really think going to Vegas right now
35:24 is the best thing to do?
35:26 - Yeah, because I've never celebrated my birthday
35:28 and my girls, they've got their own money.
35:30 I'm grown.
35:31 I'm not going to be a money bag to them anymore.
35:34 I'm going to be my own ATM machine.
35:36 - Cha-ching.
35:37 I mean, it is your birthday.
35:40 I guess we'll do what you want to do.
35:41 - Well, it's okay, we've got that stuff planned for you too.
35:44 - You got me down on Tenerary.
35:47 I'm a little worried about this other location, but okay.
35:51 - Well, when that time gets to it, then you will know.
35:54 - No hints?
35:55 - Nope.
35:56 Just trust the process.
35:58 - I want to trust the process, but I don't know if I can.
36:01 - Never been here.
36:16 - Yeah, well, you know, it's some kind of new place.
36:19 Don't be afraid to try things new.
36:21 - Welcome in, ladies.
36:24 - Hey.
36:25 - Get you something to start with drinks?
36:27 - I'll take a root beer.
36:28 - I'll take a Mountain Dew.
36:29 - Mountain Dew, so I'll be right back.
36:31 - Good girl.
36:32 What you thinking you're going to get?
36:34 - I don't know.
36:35 Might need to get some chili.
36:36 - You want me to bring you home anything for draggling
36:38 or what?
36:39 - I don't think so.
36:40 I think you're ready today.
36:42 - Root beer?
36:42 - Yeah, maybe.
36:43 - Mountain Dew, gotcha.
36:45 Guys, ready to put some food in?
36:47 - Yes.
36:49 I'm going to do fried mozzarella.
36:50 And then I want to do the wings,
36:51 if I can get them extra crispy.
36:53 - Extra crispy, yep.
36:54 - And then can I get a side of fries?
36:56 - And a truffle mac.
36:58 - Can I just get some chicken tenders and fries?
37:01 That's all.
37:02 - Awesome.
37:03 Be right up with those.
37:04 - Thank you so much.
37:05 - You're welcome.
37:06 - It's like you really are getting it together out here.
37:10 I'm very, very happy with you.
37:11 Very proud.
37:13 Like the house, Jalen got a job.
37:16 You about to start the school.
37:18 - Here we are guys.
37:19 Chicken strips.
37:20 - Thank you.
37:22 - Wings.
37:23 - Okay.
37:25 - And your truffle mac will be right up.
37:27 - Thank you so much.
37:28 - You're welcome.
37:28 - Thank you so much.
37:29 So how is it living with Jalen now?
37:33 - I mean, it's nice.
37:36 I just don't see him as much.
37:38 You know, 'cause he works all the time.
37:41 How's the kids doing?
37:42 - Good, girl.
37:44 - Being bad as ever.
37:45 Girl, I'm like some weeds.
37:47 Kind of on the West Coast now.
37:48 So like, we don't say that over here.
37:49 - What do y'all say over here?
37:51 - We be like, girl, I like sprouts.
37:52 - Girl, I like sprouts.
37:53 Okay, okay, I got it.
37:55 (crunching)
37:58 - Why are you staring at me like that?
38:00 - You look like you're glowing here.
38:06 - You're glowing.
38:07 - Like what do you mean?
38:10 - You're not pregnant, are you?
38:12 You're not pregnant, are you?
38:24 - Pregnant?
38:25 No, pumpkin.
38:29 Like, I'm finished our college, be for real.
38:31 - No child of mine is gonna be a teenage mom.
38:34 - You are a teenage mom.
38:36 Mama was a teenage mom.
38:38 - I mean, I don't mean to be rude to Lana,
38:41 but I'm just asking 'cause I'm not stupid.
38:43 You live with your boyfriend by yourself now.
38:45 I'm just asking, okay?
38:47 Can't a mama ask?
38:49 - Honestly, I don't even really want no kids.
38:52 My nieces and my nephews are plenty, okay?
38:55 I'm out here trying to get my education,
38:57 not another little human.
38:58 - Cheers to orientation tomorrow, girly pop.
39:01 - You have to drink with your pink cap.
39:05 - Okay, I'm learning all the things about call writing.
39:09 Me and Lana are getting ice cream.
39:14 She's taking me on the fun things in Denver.
39:16 - This line is so long, the parking lot's so late.
39:19 - Yeah, we have been waiting in line probably now
39:21 like 15 minutes, but look at this little place.
39:24 - Hey, Lana.
39:28 - What? - Let me get on that cow.
39:30 - I think so.
39:31 - Are you having fun?
39:38 - Yeah.
39:39 - Just giving all the city vibes, girl.
39:40 We're here at Lana's school for orientation.
39:50 Lana, how are you feeling?
39:51 Are you nervous?
39:52 Or you think your brain's gonna freak out
39:53 'cause it's Honey Boo Boo?
39:56 - I'm a little nervous to be going into college
39:58 only because I'm a very shy person
40:01 and if I don't really know you,
40:02 I'm not gonna just bust down and be like, "Hey, girl!"
40:06 So I do think orientation is good.
40:08 You get to meet the people
40:09 that are also first year at Regis as well,
40:12 which I do think is a really good thing for me
40:14 because yes, I am Honey Boo Boo,
40:16 but when I'm off TV, I'm Lana
40:18 and I'm just as normal as everybody else.
40:20 - Hi, how's it going?
40:23 - Orientation was split into two days over the weekend.
40:26 On the first day, you got to talk to advisors,
40:29 teachers, everybody, really.
40:32 And then the second day, we did little activities
40:35 to kinda get to know your classmates better.
40:37 So I thought that was pretty cool.
40:39 I am very, very excited
40:45 that Pumpkin basically just dropped everything
40:47 just to come out here to Colorado.
40:49 So that really meant a lot to me.
40:51 - I love my ranger.
40:53 My ranger, Lana.
40:55 What is that, a fanny?
40:57 Girl!
40:58 Lana!
41:06 You need to be quiet.
41:09 Jalen's gotta go to work in the morning.
41:11 We're having a girls night.
41:13 What are you doing with the toilet paper?
41:15 - Well, you don't really have a table.
41:17 You need to get you a little coffee table.
41:19 - Of course I don't have a coffee table.
41:23 Mama took my money and right now,
41:24 a coffee table really isn't like a necessity.
41:28 I need my education.
41:30 I mean, I can sit my drink in my lap.
41:32 - These are face masks.
41:33 Which one do you wanna do?
41:34 You wanna brighten and glow, plump and smooth,
41:38 rehydrate, or refresh and moisturize?
41:42 - I think the hydration.
41:43 - I'm gonna take the hydrating skin too, girl.
41:45 Twins, we got matching hair.
41:48 - You did tell me to just put my hair in space buns.
41:50 - Well, so we could twin.
41:51 All right, you ready, girl?
41:56 You do feel like, I mean,
41:59 it does look like you're very much happier here, you know?
42:02 You're blossoming to an adult.
42:04 You're not around mama's drama all the time.
42:06 - I mean, I still worry about the mama stuff
42:08 because like, I need my money.
42:11 - We're gonna figure that out for sure.
42:13 - Mama, just so you know,
42:15 just because I'm in Colorado, you know, out here,
42:18 living my best life, not using the money
42:21 that I had saved up because you stole it.
42:24 I just wanna let you know
42:25 that I did not forget about that money.
42:27 And I will never forget about that money
42:28 until I receive that money.
42:30 So, mama, you're either gonna pay up
42:32 or I'm gonna lawyer up.
42:33 Either one, you can choose though.
42:36 I'm not finna let her get off on no slack on the rich.
42:37 She gets that every damn time.
42:40 - No, me neither, bitch.
42:43 - All right.
42:43 (dramatic music)
42:47 (dramatic music)
42:50 [Music]
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