MLB: Injuries, Partying - A Spring Training Disaster Recipe
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00:03 >> The injured list, that was it.
00:04 The whole team was on there multiple times and it ruined their season.
00:09 I cannot fathom though the stories that you're telling me today.
00:13 A, Garrett Cole, literally if this guy has a problem and
00:18 his elbow MRI comes back dirty, they're doomed.
00:25 That's it, their season's over.
00:26 And then secondly, I have never in my life heard of any superstar player
00:32 ever in my life being tired already in the grapefruit league.
00:38 When they stand around all day playing with their onions and
00:40 spitting sunflower seeds and getting tan and doing nothing.
00:44 And how about this, guys that play, play for like two innings and
00:48 then they come out and they lay in the sun.
00:51 I mean, I have never, I used to go to spring training every year in Bradenton
00:55 with the pirates for multiple years.
00:57 I was there for the entire month and I have never seen guys party harder.
01:01 Do you remember, and I could go through the litany of guys that have gotten DUIs
01:05 down there at spring training and Major League Baseball.
01:07 Cuz all they do is party.
01:09 All they do is party and all they do is chase women and
01:12 all they do is eat and drink and just go at it.
01:16 I have never in my life heard of one player ever saying two and
01:21 a half weeks into it he was tired.
01:23 That is amazing to me.
01:25 And I'll tell you what it means to me is that that toe of his is never gonna be
01:28 the same.
01:29 He's always using it as an excuse saying,
01:32 this toe is just constantly giving me problems.
01:35 They never fixed his toe.
01:37 He just sat out for four months.
01:40 They never fixed it.
01:41 They never cut it.
01:42 They never repaired it.
01:43 So I think this guy is gonna be the epitome of Giancarlo Stanton and
01:48 always be injured.
01:50 And I'm a huge fan of his.
01:51 I love watching this guy smack the ball all over the baseball parks,
01:56 all over the majors.
01:57 He's unbelievable when he's healthy.
01:59 When he's healthy.
02:00 I cannot believe for the life of me.
02:02 I have never even seen Barry Bonds once, ever.
02:06 Not once, ever say he was tired at spring training.
02:09 He needed days off.
02:11 He needed rest.
02:12 He's run down.
02:13 I mean, this is the most absurd story I've heard yet today.
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