I Ruined My Neighbor’s Date
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Are there any things you find difficult to talk about with your loved ones?
Judy has something she keeps to herself.
She really wants to have a child with her husband. But her man seems to prioritize work and not show much interest in family life. So, Judy decides to trick him into getting her pregnant. One day, she prepares a wonderful meal, dresses up spicily, and sabotages the “protection”.
But her seemingly perfect plan would soon go horribly wrong, potentially destroying not one, but two relationships.
Are there any things you find difficult to talk about with your loved ones?
Judy has something she keeps to herself.
She really wants to have a child with her husband. But her man seems to prioritize work and not show much interest in family life. So, Judy decides to trick him into getting her pregnant. One day, she prepares a wonderful meal, dresses up spicily, and sabotages the “protection”.
But her seemingly perfect plan would soon go horribly wrong, potentially destroying not one, but two relationships.
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00:00 [MUSIC]
00:08 Honey, I'm home.
00:09 [MUSIC]
00:15 Wow, Judy, I'm blown away.
00:20 [MUSIC]
00:22 My favorite lasagna, my God.
00:25 [MUSIC]
00:27 I adore it.
00:28 [LAUGH]
00:30 >> Honey, maybe we should start with dessert.
00:37 >> Did you prepare a cake too?
00:39 Where is it?
00:40 >> It's right in front of you.
00:43 [MUSIC]
00:47 >> All right, baby, come here.
00:48 >> [LAUGH]
00:50 >> Come here.
00:53 >> Wait a second, I need to grab something.
00:57 >> Are you looking for this?
01:01 >> You've come prepared.
01:04 [MUSIC]
01:10 I have to answer that.
01:11 >> No, no, no.
01:12 >> Just a minute, just a second.
01:13 Wait a second.
01:14 >> No, no, no.
01:14 >> Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:15 >> No.
01:15 [MUSIC]
01:20 Okay, focus.
01:21 [MUSIC]
01:31 Maybe like this.
01:33 [MUSIC]
01:35 No, that's too much.
01:36 [MUSIC]
01:48 >> Put your hands out of lasagna and put them right on my boobies.
01:54 >> Next time, dear.
01:58 >> What?
02:00 >> I give away the condoms.
02:01 >> What?
02:02 >> Yeah, the neighbor asked for them.
02:04 I mean, he needs them more.
02:06 He's too young to have kids.
02:08 >> Poor baby idiot.
02:11 >> Who?
02:12 >> I forgot to put pepper in the lasagna.
02:15 I should go to our neighbors and ask them about pepper.
02:20 Yes, and you don't eat anything and wait for me.
02:25 >> I see everything.
02:27 [MUSIC]
02:32 >> Hello.
02:34 Look, before you get started this all, I need to warn you.
02:41 >> So what did you want to warn me about?
02:44 >> The thing is that you cannot have sex today.
02:52 >> Me?
02:53 Why?
02:54 >> Because Mercury is retrograde and the moon is active.
02:58 And when the moon is active and Mercury is active and they do all this thing and you can easily get pregnant.
03:05 >> That's kind of nonsense and I have condoms.
03:10 That's weird.
03:12 Goodbye.
03:13 >> Oh, what a row.
03:15 And the pockets are huge.
03:17 >> What the hell are you -- goodbye, Mrs. Johnson.
03:21 >> Pepper.
03:22 I need pepper.
03:23 >> What pepper?
03:24 >> Red, black, whatever.
03:26 Be a nice neighbor.
03:27 Come on.
03:28 >> As long as you leave, I'll look for it.
03:32 >> Great.
03:33 Goodbye.
03:35 I'll help you.
03:38 >> Oh, what's happening?
03:39 Who are you?
03:40 >> You're not ready for this.
03:43 >> Oliver!
03:44 Oliver!
03:45 >> Shh.
03:46 I'm trying to save you.
03:49 Have you seen condoms?
03:51 Have you seen it?
03:52 >> What condoms?
03:54 Are you okay?
03:56 >> Here's the pepper.
03:57 Take it and get out.
04:00 >> Oh, thank you.
04:02 Great.
04:05 But I need rosemary also.
04:07 >> Is this some kind of a cooking show?
04:08 Get out of our bedroom.
04:10 >> What's going on?
04:11 >> I don't know.
04:12 >> You don't have rosemary here?
04:13 >> Because it isn't a kitchen!
04:16 >> Right.
04:18 Right.
04:19 [ Music ]
04:36 >> Mrs. Johnson, this is my kitchen.
04:40 >> Give us a damn rosemary!
04:43 >> No.
04:45 [ Music ]
04:50 >> And don't you ever, ever come back here again.
04:54 [ Music ]
04:58 >> God!
05:00 What now?
05:01 >> Believe me, it's for your own good.
05:04 >> What the hell?
05:07 My eyes!
05:09 Ow!
05:11 >> Shh.
05:13 He got cold.
05:15 His grandpa passed away.
05:18 >> Oh, no!
05:22 Why?
05:23 It hurts so much.
05:25 >> You know, his favorite, yeah, he loved him so much.
05:28 But how?
05:30 His grandpa was an asshole, a yogi, a vegan.
05:34 >> Really?
05:35 >> Yeah.
05:36 >> Oh, ah, he got bitten by a dog and bees, a lot of bees, an allergy.
05:43 You know, he climbed the tree and then beehive.
05:47 >> Why?
05:48 Ah, it hurts so much!
05:51 Oh, no!
05:54 >> I know how to comfort him.
05:57 Good sex can be a distraction.
06:00 >> It's a very, very bad idea.
06:02 >> It helped my ex after he lost his hamster, yeah, and my friend, and the classmate, and the flower show guy.
06:11 Very cute, very cute, yeah.
06:13 And the courier and the taxi driver.
06:17 >> Oh, okay, stop it.
06:19 I got it, yeah.
06:22 >> I'm going.
06:23 >> No, no, no, no, wait!
06:25 >> Oh!
06:28 >> Believe me, he will thank me someday.
06:44 >> Honey, is that you?
06:47 >> Uh-huh.
06:50 >> Is that crazy woman gone?
06:53 >> Uh-huh.
06:54 >> That is insane.
06:56 Absolutely insane.
07:00 >> Whoa.
07:04 Whoa.
07:07 Wow.
07:09 Honey?
07:11 You wanted to switch without a condom?
07:15 I thought you were a shy girl.
07:18 What?
07:21 >> Wow, yeah, wow, that's one way to get some pepper.
07:25 >> Who's that?
07:26 >> Honey, that's not what you think it is.
07:29 >> Oh, really?
07:30 You're touching a naked man.
07:32 What is it?
07:33 >> I just want to have kids.
07:35 >> With him?
07:37 >> No, silly, with you.
07:39 >> Oh, and you're getting into his pants.
07:41 Well, you know, I'm struggling to find the logic here.
07:44 >> Man, get out of my apartment.
07:46 I can defend myself.
07:48 >> You see?
07:49 I'm trying to save him.
07:51 >> Save him from what?
07:52 From a sperm toxicity?
07:54 >> No, from an unplanned pregnancy.
07:57 >> Explain what the hell is going on here.
07:59 >> Shut up.
08:00 You asked for it.
08:01 I'm going to say in court that it was self-defense.
08:04 [screaming]
08:09 >> Honey, I need to confess.
08:12 I pierced the condoms to get pregnant.
08:17 I just want to have kids so much.
08:22 >> You couldn't have told me, silly.
08:26 I want to have kids too, but I just wanted to get the new position first.
08:32 >> Really?
08:33 >> Of course.
08:34 >> Oh, I'm so silly.
08:40 Let's go and make them right away.
08:46 >> Hold on.
08:47 We have to save our neighbor from having unplanned babies.
08:50 >> What?
08:51 >> And give the condoms to other neighbor from the third floor.
09:00 >> Damn.
09:02 [music]