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00:00 -Here she is.
00:02 -Yeah.
00:03 -The most proud in the world.
00:06 -I can't. I'm sorry. I guess I need to go back to sleep.
00:09 -I'm not alone.
00:10 -If you truly love someone, elope.
00:12 Trust me. I've been shooting these for over 10 years.
00:15 Weddings are supposed to be about true love and commitment.
00:18 But come on, that's garbage.
00:20 -ABR, baby. Always be rolling.
00:22 -Your job is to get everything.
00:24 -Hey, what are you looking at me for?
00:26 -Get over there! Go!
00:27 -Does this Jones have a mind?
00:29 -You want the other wedding man?
00:30 -I want the world to know that I'm your husband.
00:33 Weddings make people go insane,
00:35 but I always edit out the crazy.
00:37 That is until...
00:39 I met these two.
00:41 -Grab the kids! Grab the presents!
00:43 -Bye, guys. Thank you.
00:45 -You wanted to get married!
00:47 -No, it's what normal people do.
00:49 I don't know. I didn't really want it.
00:51 -You may kiss the bride.
00:53 -Who's thirsty?
00:58 -There are so many guys here, and I need to have sex with some.
01:01 How old are you? I can sleep with you.
01:03 -I always think that a woman is like a nice bit of property.
01:08 -What is it that you love most about Alison?
01:10 -I like your moves, buddy, but now's not your time.
01:12 -I want to make love to your wedding!
01:15 -I love you, my love!
01:18 -Flee!
01:20 -Now, what you're about to see is a different kind of wedding video.
01:24 -That's our film.
01:26 -What?
01:28 -Raw, unfettered.
01:30 It is quite simply my masterwork.
01:33 -Nerf, bitch. -Heck, I want one.
01:37 -Yeah, I want one, too. -Let's relax.
01:39 [laughing]
01:41 Ha ha !
01:42 [Bruit de moteur]