Dive into the hilariously blunt world of 'The Rude Facts' clip from Season 2 Episode 4 of ABC's comedy hit, Not Dead Yet. Join stars Gina Rodriguez, Joshua Banday, Angela Gibbs, and more as they dish out the laughs in this unforgettable episode. Catch all the laughs and antics by streaming Not Dead Yet now on ABC!
Not Dead Yet Cast:
Gina Rodriguez, Joshua Banday, Brad Garrett, Angela Gibbs, Lauren Ash, Hannah Simone, Rick Glassman, Ren Hanami, Valory Pierce and Josh Banday
Stream Not Dead Yet now on ABC and Hulu!
Not Dead Yet Cast:
Gina Rodriguez, Joshua Banday, Brad Garrett, Angela Gibbs, Lauren Ash, Hannah Simone, Rick Glassman, Ren Hanami, Valory Pierce and Josh Banday
Stream Not Dead Yet now on ABC and Hulu!
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00:00 Anything else you want to do, Tills?
00:01 Well, I have been wanting to open up a restaurant.
00:04 Ooh, top chef Tilly in the house.
00:06 Can I get a table for one, please?
00:08 Edward?
00:10 I could eat.
00:11 Right this way.
00:13 [ Sighs ]
00:15 I'll be back to take your order.
00:17 Mm-hmm.
00:18 Okay, I don't know what kind of wizardry
00:20 you're doing on the little kid,
00:21 but, um, Tilly was always all about me.
00:24 I don't know why she suddenly is into you more.
00:27 Kids can be weird.
00:28 Maybe one day your kids will like you more.
00:30 Welcome to Chez Tilly.
00:32 May I start you off with some water?
00:34 Sparkling or flat?
00:35 Tap.
00:36 She's trying to upsell us already.
00:38 Can I be seated at another table, please?
00:40 Sorry, we're fully accommodated tonight.
00:43 ♪♪
00:45 They got a souffle,
00:47 spelled S-O-O,
00:49 for $60.
00:52 Branino.
00:53 Branzino. It's a Bran-zee-no.
00:55 With an N?
00:57 She's 7.
00:58 Ooh, this steak is $1.
01:01 I could get a couple of those.
01:03 Oh.
01:04 Sound hungry.
01:06 A few steaks for $2.
01:08 Crawfish at this time of the year?
01:11 Color me skeptical.
01:13 But I'll try it.
01:15 I don't know why you're so upset.
01:16 I'm just stating facts.
01:18 Well, your facts are rude.
01:19 Fact. Facts can't be rude.
01:21 Facts can only be facts.
01:23 Rude is your interpretation of the facts,
01:24 which, again, they're just facts.
01:26 No. Rude is your dumb mouth,
01:29 which spouts your dumb facts.
01:31 Now, that's actually rude.
01:33 What do you want me to do?
01:34 Do you want me to lie to you and say that you have
01:35 billions and billions and billions of eggs
01:37 and you could have a baby until you're 90 or something?
01:40 [ Grunts ]
01:43 No!
01:44 That's a '97 Seurat,
01:46 and you just two-buck chucked it at me.
01:48 Well, you're lucky it's not the fork,
01:50 which is real!
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