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A strict rule following high school senior joins a group of country club lifeguards. He quickly discovers they focus the | dG1fN29INlNyVFZOc2c
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00:00Okay team, we've got another hot and sunny day.
00:06The regular patrons will be here in the masses before you could say chlorine levels check.
00:11We have a few new summer lifeguards, so why don't you stand up and introduce yourself.
00:17Hello, I'm Mike D'Amino.
00:19I'm really excited to join such a prestigious club and group of wonderful lifeguards.
00:24Is he doing math?
00:28What kind of lifeguards are these?
00:30Are they even CPR certified?
00:32It's just one kid.
00:34Just listen for the splashes and stop.
00:36Listen, if anyone needs to come in here and verify that we're actual lifeguards,
00:39that means we're in seriously deep shit already.
00:44What is it with you and these rules?
00:48I'm drawing the speed limit.
00:49Rules keep people safe.
00:51All your rules get me into a good college, a good job, a good life.
00:56Is that all you want?
00:58A good life?
00:59What's wrong with that?
01:00Maybe focusing so hard on having a good life is keeping you from living a great one.
01:05You might be able to forge your own rent and food if you got a better job.
01:10Yeah, but what my job lacks in pay.
01:13Definitely mix up for nights like tonight.
01:18Right.
01:27Hey!
01:41I expect you all to act like adults.
01:43Norm, you most of all.
01:45I'll be trusting you to keep everyone in line.
01:48I'm a lifeguard and you're a police officer.
01:51So, can I speak to you as a fellow officer of the law?
01:57No.
01:58Shit.
01:59We got a runner.

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