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00:00Is it me or did a bunch of guys have a major glow-up this summer?
00:08I mean, look at skinny Greg. Now he's thick Greg.
00:11Look at all that titty meat he put on.
00:13You know what they say, never waste a Friday night on a first date.
00:18But there I was, in my heels with my hair straight.
00:21This is sophomore year.
00:23Gotta step up our game.
00:27What's up?
00:28I hear you have a 1.8 GPA. How do you know that?
00:30You treated it.
00:311.8, more like 1 point great.
00:33Anybody else?
00:36I've chosen courses that should lead to becoming a Supreme Court Justice by the age of 53.
00:40Are you wearing the thing they sell Asian pears in?
00:42Oh, um, not exactly.
00:46I don't know if you guys noticed, but I've been feeling kind of overwhelmed lately.
00:50What?
00:51Did you just take an espresso bean like a pill?
00:53It's a life hack.
00:54Hit the music, let's start this show.
00:57You can't live your life trying to do everything perfect.
00:59Even if you make mistakes, you're a good person.
01:02First time in a sex shop?
01:06Yes.
01:07Okay, now cowboy up.
01:11I love that.
01:13Who needs men when you've got good music, great vibes and the best gal?
01:17I told him I'd talk to him later, because tonight is for the girls.
01:20Very dumb. I would have taken him to the laundry room and gone through all the bases twice.
01:26I'm a girl like me.