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01:40 >> Ladies and gentle critters, subjects of the forest kingdom,
01:45 we are the dukes of the western forest. My brother, Duke Runt,
01:50 is here to make an important announcement. Take it away.
01:54 >> Thank you, Duke Stinky. Princess Claudette will soon arrive.
01:59 Please bow respectfully when she does.
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02:07 >> Claudette, just pretend the caribou are bowing.
02:10 [MUSIC]
02:12 >> Greetings, my kind subjects. Hark, where is my prince fleet?
02:17 >> I am here, my fair princess.
02:22 >> Fleet, the prince of nobility, of awesomeness, of fleetness.
02:31 We're ready to receive the visiting bear royalty. Lady Agnes, please make the introductions.
02:37 [MUSIC]
02:53 >> Lady Agnes, stop.
02:58 >> Introduce the bear king.
02:59 >> Sorry, I was just getting into it.
03:03 >> Ladies and gentle critters, I give you Brent, the bear king.
03:09 [MUSIC]
03:14 >> Hold it, Blackton.
03:18 >> Sorry, I was napping.
03:22 >> Brent, we can't play animal kingdom if you don't play the role correctly.
03:25 >> True royalty inspires and leads.
03:29 >> Fearless, active, courageous.
03:35 >> And awake.
03:40 >> Game over. So much for practicing for the queen bear's arrival.
03:44 >> Speaking of the queen, where is she?
03:46 >> Hopefully she gets here soon so we can see her and get back home.
03:50 >> Yeah, because if mom and dad find out we came all the way to the eastern forest, we'll get a royal punishment.
03:56 >> Speaking of royal, look, the royal messengers.
03:59 [MUSIC]
04:09 >> Oh, no, my bird phobia.
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04:24 >> Donna, if those two gents don't hurry up and ask us out --
04:27 >> Seriously, large, what are they waiting for?
04:29 >> Don't they know glamour when they see it?
04:34 >> Oh, look, royal birdie alert.
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04:45 >> Did you hear that?
04:47 >> Yes, the bear queen and princess con you are coming.
04:51 >> Clean up.
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05:08 >> What?
05:12 >> Oh, I asked for his five solid hours of sleep.
05:16 Leave the morning calls to the roosters, would you?
05:19 >> All right, I'm coming.
05:21 >> Don't get your feathers in a twist, you bunch of squeaky --
05:25 >> Oh, royal birds.
05:30 >> The bear queen and princess con you are coming?
05:33 I got to get this place fixed up.
05:35 >> Aye.
05:36 >> Okay, you nutters.
05:39 Spiff this forest up.
05:41 The royalties on the way.
06:05 >> Con you, where is your crown?
06:07 >> Magpie brought it ahead of time for me.
06:09 >> Are you not excited for your first state visit to the eastern forest?
06:13 >> So excited, mother.
06:15 I sure wish father could have come.
06:17 >> You know the rules, con you.
06:19 One royal must always guard the kingdom.
06:23 >> Your majesty, we've almost reached our destination.
06:26 I'll secure the area.
06:28 Claw will stay here with you.
06:30 >> Thank you, strong.
06:31 It is a shame this region has fallen into the paws of rogue wolves.
06:35 >> But it is safe now, right?
06:38 >> Yes, your majesty.
06:40 I visited just two weeks ago.
06:42 There was no sign of them.
06:44 >> Well, they do tend to move on.
06:49 >> Greetings, everyone.
06:51 I'm magpie, head of protocol.
06:53 When you see queen bear and princess con you, bow until they pass.
06:59 So which one is Vernon?
07:02 >> It is I.
07:03 >> Do you get the royal tune?
07:05 >> I see.
07:06 We're ready.
07:10 How's the peach?
07:11 You like?
07:12 >> Perfect.
07:19 >> Your highness, the eastern forest has been prepared for your entrance.
07:23 >> Thank you, magpie.
07:24 I am just waiting for strong to confirm the safety of the area.
07:28 >> All's well, your majesty.
07:30 >> I'll go out first and introduce you.
07:33 Now get your crown on.
07:43 >> Ladies and gentle critters, I am proud to present the honorable matriarch of the
07:49 sovereign bear kingdom and her territories, her royal majesty, queen bear.
08:15 >> Greetings, queen bear.
08:17 You're so beautiful.
08:19 >> Thank you.
08:20 >> And that crown kills it.
08:25 >> Hello.
08:26 Nice to meet you.
08:27 >> Beast is my name.
08:29 The nutters of the eastern forest proudly present nuts.
08:36 >> Thank you, beast.
08:37 Thank you, nutters.
08:40 >> Did you hear that, boys?
08:41 She said my name, beast.
08:44 >> Hello, young wolves.
08:47 >> Hello, your highness.
08:49 >> We don't live in the eastern forest.
08:51 >> We're from the western forest.
08:53 Our grandfather is the leader out there.
08:55 >> You must be the grandpops of Winston and Eve.
08:59 And your parents are Kate and Humphrey.
09:02 I met them once.
09:04 Lovely wolves.
09:05 Give them my best.
09:07 >> Well, we can't, your majesty, because we're not wolves.
09:13 >> Because we snuck over here.
09:15 >> If they found out we went to the eastern forest, we'd be in a lot of trouble.
09:20 >> Naughty, naughty.
09:23 Hello, there.
09:26 >> [ Screaming ]
09:39 >> I've been practicing all week for this moment.
09:42 >> Oh, why, thank you.
09:44 That was a very committed performance.
09:47 And it's so nice to meet you, young bear.
09:55 >> Oh.
09:57 What an honor, your highness.
10:02 >> Ladies and gentle critters, I present princess Conn-Yu.
10:10 [ Music ]
10:30 >> We're here at the welcoming ceremony for queen bear and princess Conn-Yu.
10:34 Don't they look great, Marge?
10:36 >> Donna, the queen's looking very stately in a traditional regal crown.
10:39 And oh, the princess's headpiece.
10:41 Pippa couldn't top it.
10:43 [ Music ]
10:54 A bit over the top, is it not?
10:56 The young ones love it.
10:58 >> Well, she's hot.
11:02 She's beautiful, huh?
11:05 Huh?
11:07 >> My name is Brent.
11:09 Do you tweet?
11:11 >> No, but I chirp.
11:17 Sorry, mother, couldn't resist.
11:19 >> Clearly.
11:21 Denizens of the eastern forest, meet my modern daughter, princess Conn-Yu.
11:27 [ Cheering ]
11:41 >> Rogue wolves.
11:43 [ Music ]
11:52 >> If the rogues think they're going to touch those crowns, they'll feel the wrath of our antlers.
12:02 >> Magpie, get Conn-Yu out of here now.
12:04 Now!
12:05 >> Come this way, princess Conn-Yu.
12:07 >> No, mother.
12:08 You said a queen never fears and always leads.
12:11 >> As your mother and your queen, I order you to go.
12:14 Now!
12:38 >> Okay, nutters.
12:40 Ready, aim, fire!
12:48 >> You, young critters, please leave now.
12:50 Go to your homes.
12:52 >> We want to help you, queen bear.
12:54 We know this forest.
12:55 We can take you to a safe spot.
12:58 >> Then please help Conn-Yu.
13:00 But go now!
13:05 >> Rogue wolves.
13:07 >> As sovereign queen of the bear kingdom, I command you to halt.
13:14 >> This is our forest.
13:15 You're not my queen.
13:17 >> The forest belongs to all of its inhabitants.
13:20 >> Shouldn't you be at bear lake?
13:23 >> Get me the princess.
13:45 >> Princess Conn-Yu.
13:47 Princess Conn-Yu.
13:50 The queen sent us to help you.
13:53 Let's find a place to hide.
13:57 >> Alert the king that we have been attacked.
14:13 >> I will not be defeated.
14:21 >> Sire, sire, you can't go to the eastern forest.
14:25 Remember, one leader must always stay to guard the capital.
14:29 >> Then you stay here, Louis.
14:31 >> I'm not royalty, sir.
14:33 I'm just your chief advisor.
14:35 >> My queen and my daughter.
14:39 I shouldn't have let them go.
14:41 >> Strom told me it was safe.
14:44 What is your counsel, Louis?
14:46 >> They want to lure you into the eastern forest, capture you, and take over the kingdom.
14:51 I shall send troops instead.
14:53 >> What do the rogue wolves want of us bears?
14:55 We can't help them create an alpha wolf race.
14:58 >> Oh, indeed you can, sire.
15:01 He who controls the water controls the valley.
15:07 >> Send a message to our allies, the western wolves.
15:09 Ask for Winston.
15:30 >> This way.
15:49 >> Very smart, Stinky.
15:51 An obstacle course will slow them down.
15:53 >> We've got to break these wolves up.
15:55 >> Excuse me, I've got to make some roadkill.
16:00 >> What is she doing?
16:02 >> Being underestimated.
16:05 >> Oh, look, a porcupine.
16:07 We're so afraid.
16:16 >> One down, one to go.
16:18 >> And the one is gaining on us very quickly.
16:22 >> Is there a way we could use his speed against him?
16:25 My mother taught me that.
16:27 >> Good idea.
16:28 I've learned a lot of things from my mother, too, like a spin out.
16:32 It's simple.
16:33 You plant your friend paws in the dirt and shift your weight backward right before that.
16:41 >> Got it.
16:42 >> But first, we need a dust-up.
16:44 >> Make them eat dirt, literally.
16:49 >> When I say now, everyone spin to the left.
16:53 >> Now.
17:03 >> Oh, yeah, another one bites the dust.
17:18 >> Oh, royal messengers of the bear king.
17:22 I see.
17:25 >> Winston, come out here, please.
17:27 >> What is it, Eve?
17:29 I'm doing my business.
17:31 >> Winston, royal birdies from the king bear are here.
17:33 They need to talk to you.
17:39 >> Hello.
17:40 I'm Winston.
17:44 >> The queen bear was attacked by road wolves and princess Kanyu is missing?
17:50 But was last seen with our grandpups.
17:54 Tell the bear king that help is on the way.
18:01 >> Whoa!
18:11 That's refreshing.
18:14 >> Cool mountain water sure hits the spot.
18:20 That's my father.
18:21 Let's go, Humphrey.
18:22 >> Wow, Kate.
18:23 I haven't heard a howl like that since I was late getting you home after our first date.
18:28 The pups were supposed to be out scouting and they went all the way to the eastern forest?
18:33 >> Wait a minute.
18:35 There they are.
18:41 With princess Kanyu.
18:44 >> You guys better go home.
18:46 We're in a heap of trouble.
18:49 >> Oh, please, come in.
18:51 Make yourself comfortable.
18:53 What a day you've had.
18:55 Where are my manners?
18:59 >> Eve, what are you doing?
19:02 >> Call that curtsy!
19:05 >> A very low curtsy.
19:08 >> Thank you, Eve.
19:10 >> Princess Kanyu, we're sorry to hear about your mother.
19:13 Are you hungry?
19:15 >> He only chewed one side.
19:17 The other side is clean.
19:19 Where are my manners?
19:20 This is royalty.
19:21 Filets are in order.
19:23 Caribou or moose?
19:24 I'll go make a quick kill.
19:26 >> I'm fine, thank you.
19:28 >> So our pups saved you?
19:30 >> I hope they didn't go to the eastern forest where the rogue wolves are.
19:35 They'd be very grounded if they did.
19:38 >> We did, dad.
19:40 >> You are so grounded.
19:42 >> Well, actually, the pups saved my life.
19:46 They were kind, brave, and selfless.
19:50 You have wonderful children.
19:54 >> So are we still grounded?
20:01 >> Sorry to barge in, but we came to borrow a cup of caribou broth.
20:05 And for once, the gossip is true.
20:08 Princess Kanyu's here.
20:10 Well, don't just stand there, bird.
20:12 Bow.
20:14 It's tragic that the queen was attacked.
20:17 >> Nice to meet you both.
20:20 Oh, this is Magpie, head of protocol.
20:23 Hello.
20:25 [music]
20:32 >> I saw her first.
20:34 >> I'm sure Magpie would like to meet something more than a peasant class goose.
20:38 I am Paddy of royal lineage.
20:42 Many flocks ago, my ancestors swam in St. James Park.
20:47 >> Just outside Buckingham?
20:49 >> Yes, sure, Paddy. Yes, with pigeons, no less.
20:53 I'm Marcel, of French origin.
20:55 He's French, if you count Montreal.
20:59 >> Thank you all for helping us.
21:01 I'm most worried about my mother, the queen.
21:05 >> We'll send support.
21:07 Kate and Humphrey will go to the eastern forest.
21:09 We will always be there for our friends.
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21:18 >> My thanks to all of you.
21:20 >> It was nothing, Your Majesty.
21:22 The nutters may be small, but we are tough.
21:25 >> And we're not going to let a bunch of fashion-challenged rogue wolves take down the queen.
21:30 Right, Donna?
21:31 >> Right, March.
21:32 >> And let's give it up for the other caribou.
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21:37 [roaring]
21:39 [music]
22:05 >> Strom and Klaw were a part of this ambush.
22:08 >> I must return to the king.
22:10 There are traitors working against us.
22:12 >> Okay, my queen.
22:13 Let's hatch a plan to get you back.
22:18 >> How could she have vanished?
22:19 >> She must be getting help from the locals.
22:21 [music]
22:26 >> She's in there!
22:28 [music]
22:50 >> Okay, nutters.
22:51 Fight hard!
22:53 [music]
23:00 >> For the queen!
23:03 >> Well done, my knight with furry tails.
23:06 [music]
23:24 >> Well done, Lady Donna.
23:26 [music]
23:55 [grunting]
23:56 [music]
24:02 >> She is definitely the queen.
24:04 >> Flank them!
24:06 [music]
24:14 [chirping]
24:18 [music]
24:22 >> Our options are growing more limited, your majesty.
24:26 >> Queen Bear, we're here to help.
24:28 >> We have your daughter, Kanyu.
24:30 She's safe.
24:31 >> Thank goodness.
24:33 >> We outnumber you.
24:36 >> You think we came unprepared?
24:38 [howling]
24:41 [music]
24:45 >> Meet the Western Pack.
24:48 >> Rogues, back to the forest!
24:53 >> Well, that was easy.
24:55 >> Thank you, Kate and Humphrey.
24:57 And many thanks to your pups.
24:59 They are amazing.
25:01 I need to get to the king.
25:03 There are traitors among the bears.
25:05 >> We'll take you.
25:07 [music]
25:20 >> The army's ready, sir.
25:29 >> The rogue wolves want our lake.
25:31 Its water feeds the valley and they want control of it to extort the wolf packs downstream.
25:37 This cannot and will not happen.
25:41 [music]
25:45 >> Sire, Strom and Kron.
25:51 >> Your majesty.
25:52 >> Strom, what happened?
25:54 >> I was wrong.
25:56 The area wasn't safe.
25:58 It's overrun with rogues.
26:00 I'm afraid they captured the queen.
26:03 They have 40 rogues, maybe more.
26:05 >> Then we'll need the entire army.
26:07 >> My lord, some should remain to protect the kingdom.
26:10 >> Louis, if we don't send adequate reinforcements, they'll overrun our entire army.
26:15 >> Claw and I will protect the king.
26:17 >> Like you protected the queen in Kanyu?
26:20 >> Stop this now.
26:21 Send everyone.
26:23 [music]
26:30 >> Traitors.
26:31 You're both traitors.
26:33 >> What are you talking about, Louis?
26:35 >> You fought rogue wolves while protecting the queen?
26:40 Interesting not a single injury.
26:42 Combat with 40 wolves would have caused some injury if not fatality.
26:49 >> Very good, Louis.
26:53 What a smart advisor.
26:55 [music]
27:17 >> Poor king.
27:19 Poor Louis.
27:20 King strong.
27:22 I like the roar of that.
27:25 [roaring]
27:34 >> Where are my subjects?
27:36 >> We just sent them to the eastern forest.
27:39 >> Hello.
27:40 >> Oh, right.
27:41 Well, the rogues should be here soon for their first state visit.
27:45 [music]
27:52 [snoring]
27:57 >> I have to go.
27:59 I have a feeling mother survived.
28:01 But I also have a feeling my father's in trouble.
28:04 >> It's very dangerous there, Princess Kanyu.
28:07 >> A queen always leads, inspires, and is fearless.
28:12 >> Spoken like your mother.
28:14 [music]
28:20 >> You guys, wake up.
28:21 Kanyu's gone.
28:23 [music]
28:30 >> Princess Kanyu!
28:31 Princess Kanyu!
28:32 >> Oh, hello.
28:34 >> We noticed you were gone.
28:35 >> I have to go back to the kingdom.
28:37 Strom and Klor are traitors.
28:40 I can feel it.
28:42 They told us the area was safe.
28:44 Then we got attacked.
28:45 >> Then let us escort you.
28:47 >> Yeah, because we know every shortcut in the valley.
28:49 >> We can lead you there in half the time.
28:52 >> Clearly.
28:53 Let's go.
28:54 [music]
28:59 >> The king sent the bear army into the eastern forest to find me.
29:02 I am confident that Beast, Marge, and Donna will steer them right.
29:06 The bear army's very loyal.
29:08 >> But now Strom has the rogues on his side.
29:11 >> The rogue wolves and the traitors will never cooperate well.
29:15 >> We must divide and conquer.
29:19 >> Yes, the rogue wolves will soon be arriving.
29:22 >> Wow, strong women.
29:24 Well, when the rogue wolves arrive, why don't I go and divide, and then you two can conquer?
29:31 >> I've got an idea.
29:32 >> Ever heard of a Trojan wolf?
29:38 >> Hey, you four.
29:40 Where's the royal music?
29:42 >> I see.
29:44 [music]
29:49 >> Look, the rogue wolves are arriving.
29:53 [music]
30:05 >> Oi!
30:08 I am Sir Evan, Sergeant at Arms of the Royal Family.
30:12 >> I'm Donna.
30:13 >> And I'm Marge.
30:15 >> And I'm Beast.
30:16 >> We trust that you're loyal.
30:18 The boys checked you all out.
30:22 >> We couldn't help but overhear that you were looking for the Queen.
30:26 >> Yes.
30:27 Have you seen her?
30:28 We will not rest until we find her.
30:31 >> Princess Conn-Yu!
30:33 The coast is clear.
30:38 >> Princess Conn-Yu.
30:40 >> Sir Evan, we are in grave danger.
30:43 We must return to reclaim our kingdom.
30:46 >> With pleasure, Your Highness.
30:48 And if I may say, Princess Conn-Yu, I know your parents well,
30:52 and they would be most proud of your leadership in these dire times.
30:56 [music]
31:03 >> King Rogue, observe your new kingdom that we now share.
31:10 >> Thank you, Strong.
31:11 Well done.
31:15 >> Let's see you four entertain our guests with a celebratory song
31:20 to commemorate the new kingdom.
31:23 [music]
31:33 [music]
31:57 >> Can't they play something more cheerful?
32:00 [music]
32:02 >> I feel so depressed.
32:05 >> Come on, pick up the pace.
32:07 Let's get a beat in there.
32:08 A one and a two.
32:10 [music]
32:18 >> Yoo-hoo!
32:19 My name's Jester, the court jester, for hire,
32:24 just passing through to hit all the kingdoms.
32:27 >> So that is a Trojan wolf.
32:30 No one works a crowd like Humphrey.
32:34 >> Just passing through.
32:36 >> Yes, like the traveling circus.
32:38 And look, two bears and 40 boar dwarves.
32:43 >> That's for sure.
32:44 >> Okay, I need something with pace and a nice melody that won't hurt.
32:48 >> Oh, are diplomatic relations in trouble?
32:52 Look, I've got this, and I'll even throw in some dancing.
32:56 I've got clown dancing, a bit of mime, and even MJ.
33:01 He's pretty good.
33:03 >> Okay, okay, you're hired.
33:06 >> Jester, let me work with the geese.
33:10 [music]
33:16 >> Thank you for helping me.
33:17 >> Oh, it was our pleasure.
33:19 >> I must ask you to hide here while we retake our kingdom.
33:23 There's somewhere you can hide.
33:28 >> Yeah, I know somewhere safe.
33:32 [music]
33:42 >> Power.
33:44 >> Who's got it?
33:46 >> Who doesn't?
33:48 >> Power, power, power, power, power, power.
33:56 >> Don't look now, but notice how the king rogue is sitting above you.
34:01 Shouldn't you be sitting above him?
34:06 Tra-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la.
34:08 >> Okay, all I see is Dad dancing around in a funky costume.
34:13 >> And he's rapping?
34:18 >> You don't really trust Strom, do you?
34:22 Word from the various kingdoms is that he calls you a hired gun.
34:30 >> Oh, I see what Dad's doing.
34:33 He's pitting the pitiful against each other.
34:37 Go, Dad!
34:42 >> Wee!
34:43 >> Kanyu's fine.
34:45 She's waiting with the Veya army back at the forest's edge.
34:48 Your husband lies in wait.
34:50 >> Wonderful.
34:51 Tell Kanyu to prepare the army to charge on my command.
34:54 Let the king know we are taking the kingdom back.
34:58 >> My pack stands ready to support the attack.
35:01 Humphrey almost has the rogues and traitors where we want them.
35:06 >> Power.
35:07 >> Who's got it?
35:09 >> Who doesn't?
35:11 >> Power, power, power, who's got it?
35:14 >> Who is it, you?
35:16 >> No, who doesn't got it?
35:18 >> Oh, lack of power, that's you.
35:22 >> Power.
35:24 >> Who's got it?
35:26 >> Who doesn't?
35:29 >> Power, power, power, power, power.
35:34 >> Strom, wouldn't you be more comfortable down there?
35:38 >> No, I want to look out for my soldiers.
35:40 >> Where are these soldiers?
35:42 Are you sure they're loyal to you, Strom?
35:45 Like my soldiers?
35:48 >> They have to be loyal to their king.
35:50 [roaring]
35:52 [music]
36:00 >> In the name of the sovereign bear kingdom, charge!
36:04 [music]
36:09 >> Rogues, attack!
36:16 >> Attack!
36:18 [music]
36:28 [roaring]
36:38 [music]
36:48 [roaring]
36:53 >> For the queen!
36:58 [music]
37:08 >> You see, Strom, you never understood ruling.
37:11 A king inspires and leads, and now the rogues face inevitable defeat once again.
37:19 [music]
37:29 [roaring]
37:39 [music]
37:55 >> So much for your reign.
38:00 >> Wanted our water?
38:03 [roaring]
38:12 [roaring]
38:21 >> You see, rogues, this is what cooperation really looks like.
38:26 >> You rogues will never learn.
38:29 [music]
38:58 >> On behalf of the bear kingdom, I would like the following friends of the court to step forward.
39:04 Marge, Donna, Beast.
39:10 As king of bear mountain, I dub you Sir Beast of the Nuttles, and you two caribou, I dub you Lady Marge and Lady Donna of the Eastern Forest.
39:25 >> Here we are, Kate, proud parents once again.
39:28 >> Always, but I think we're about to be even more proud.
39:33 >> Stinky, Claudette, and Runt, please step forward with your parents and grandparents.
39:42 >> I hereby dub you Duke Stinky, Duke Runt, and Duchess Claudette, the highest honor I can bestow for their exceptional courage and kindness.
39:56 >> Let's celebrate.
39:57 [music]
40:11 >> My name is Brent.
40:15 >> Well, look who wants to dance.
40:17 Let me check my social calendar.
40:20 Absolutely.
40:21 >> Let's huff it, guys.
40:24 >> Lady vampire, want to flutter?
40:27 Come on, let us shake rattle and roll.
40:31 >> Hey, guys, just imagine who we went from playing animal kingdom to being nobility.
40:37 >> Let's rock this palace.
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