Monster Raving Loony Party candidate for Wellingborough by-election lays out single policy

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00:00 Okay, I'm Nick the Flying Brick, the Shadow Minister for the Abolition of Gravity.

00:06 I am representing the Monster Raving Loony Party in the up and coming Wellingborough

00:12 by-election. Vote for me, vote for the Monster Raving Loony Party, vote for insanity,

00:20 you know it makes sense. I plan to abolish gravity. I'm very, very confident that Wellingborough

00:29 will elect me with an astounding number of votes, probably 37,000. We will introduce

00:41 some fantastic new policies which will just make everybody happy. A lot of sport will have to

00:51 change the rules. Football will probably become more like Quidditch. I want to be your new MP.

00:59 You should throw the Loony Party a bone and elect the Monster Raving Loony Party to be your next

01:08 representative in Parliament. I think he probably tried his best but I will do a lot better. I stood

01:16 against Ed Miliband in Doncaster in a general election and I have also stood against Jeremy

01:23 Corbyn in Islington in a general election and I've stood in several by-elections but I can't

01:30 generally remember what they are. How are you going to get your message across to the people

01:34 of Wellingborough and Rochester? I will do it through the excellent Northamptonshire Telegraph,

01:41 admirable newspaper.