What's In My Bag with Melissa Rivers
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00:00 I'm Melissa Rivers and we are going to find out what's in my bag.
00:04 I have my Kate bag.
00:07 This is like the new Kate bag.
00:09 See, Kate.
00:10 My fiance gave it to me, but let's just say he had help, which is I saw it in a store
00:19 that I go to all the time.
00:20 I told my, do we call them sales associates?
00:24 Now I call her Floor, which is her name, and I said to Floor, I want this, text Steve.
00:30 So he really, but you know what, he follows instructions.
00:33 So that's really good.
00:34 Okay.
00:35 So let's see what's in here.
00:36 Okay.
00:37 It's very embarrassing.
00:38 The little tiny makeup bag, but this was what came with like their Christmas set, like their
00:45 holiday set, the little blue one.
00:47 And I always love a good holiday set.
00:48 So I've taken the bag.
00:50 In here we have a lip gloss.
00:54 This is one of my favorites.
00:56 This is Rouge Coco Gloss 792.
01:00 And I like it because it's completely plain.
01:02 It just kind of enhances what color you have on.
01:06 This is Lysol.
01:08 Okay.
01:09 Traditional.
01:10 So, so if you walk in somewhere like Lysol, people know you're clean.
01:16 Just want to share that.
01:18 Hair clippy, you know, that doesn't make the marks.
01:21 We can put that right there.
01:23 A little perfume, which I love.
01:26 The brand is Frederick Mala, Carnal Flower, which I've been wearing for a thousand years.
01:34 And then my new favorite thing, Hermes blotting papers.
01:39 Like, okay, now I know they're not really Hermes, but look at that.
01:42 Is that box not so snobby and fabulous?
01:45 Look at that.
01:47 This was a big popular gift I gave to my friends this year.
01:50 It's nice.
01:51 We'll just put that right back in the trash.
01:52 What else do we have?
01:54 A bag of famous Amos cookies stolen from the green room of some show I did.
02:03 My little chocolate candies that, which is so sweet and little wrinkly, that my housekeeper
02:09 puts in my bag, which is very sweet.
02:11 Oh God, there's just so much crap in here.
02:15 Oh, let's see.
02:16 Tissue.
02:17 A mini Quest bar.
02:21 We're lucky that this is not half eaten.
02:24 Gum.
02:26 Another mini Quest bar.
02:29 My peanuts gummies.
02:32 I've been having very dry skin and I'm very itchy, so a little cortisone cream so I don't
02:37 scratch.
02:39 My Hermes wallet that a girlfriend of mine gave to me that may or may not be real.
02:48 She bought it when she was on a vacation in a place that sometimes you get really good
02:53 knockoffs.
02:54 But I've had this for years.
02:55 We pretend it's real.
02:57 Always, by the way, travel with your global entry card because for some reason they can
03:03 never find me.
03:05 Here's my son's old passport picture.
03:09 He would kill me for still carrying that around.
03:12 Rock Creek anglers because I fly fish.
03:15 Here we go.
03:16 And an old thing from a fortune cookie that said, "You will be coming into a fortune."
03:23 I've been carrying that one around for a while.
03:26 Still waiting.
03:27 So this is my, I love this, but I purposely got this crazy color and it does that.
03:33 And extra glasses go in here.
03:36 So I have an extra pair of my reading glasses and I have an extra pair of sunnies.
03:45 These come three for $12 and I am blind as a bat.
03:50 So that's why we have so many glasses.
03:52 Okay, we have to decide if we like these.
03:54 See, I have the tags still on them so I can decide if I want to return them.
03:58 Okay, we need a thought on these.
04:01 For me, very out there, these are the ones, these are my ones that I live in.
04:05 These are Oliver Goldsmith.
04:07 I've literally had these.
04:09 I'm really good about not losing glasses.
04:12 So we have these which are my go-to's and then we have these new Chanel ones.
04:17 But okay, let me take the clip out of my hair because this is, you know, I'm fashion.
04:21 So okay, so here it is like this.
04:24 Oh God, where's my hairband?
04:27 I always have a hair, oh, hairband.
04:30 Okay so, no, yes, no, yes, okay.
04:34 These glasses knock my socks off.
04:37 I'm actually very, very organized in my life.
04:40 This is like the one place I'm not.
04:42 So that is sadly what is in my bag.
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