• il y a 11 mois
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00:00 Today I'm attempting world's most dangerous race in GTA 5 against
00:03 Qubble Cup AI. Whoever loses or doesn't finish the race has to publicly announce
00:08 to the world that the other one is better. And don't forget to drop a like
00:12 so I can give you a cookie.
00:14 Haha! Qubble Cup AI! The most dangerous race!
00:17 Hello, Mr. Jordy!
00:19 You are very quick! No! Okay, let's go!
00:22 I am not gonna lose, by the way! I'm gonna win and you're gonna have to tell
00:28 the world that I am better than you.
00:31 Nah, nah, let's not let history repeat itself. I'm pretty sure that I will win this time.
00:35 I'm pretty sure. Humans are better than AI!
00:38 Maybe you should already practice on how you're gonna tell the world that you're actually so bad.
00:42 Yeah, I'm not gonna tell the world that you're gonna have to tell the world that I'm gonna
00:46 be better than you. Are you slipstreaming me?
00:48 I don't know. Oh, snap. No.
00:49 Oh, there we go!
00:50 Whoa!
00:52 Oh, we are flying. Okay.
00:54 We gotta go up in this sky pillar or whatever that thing is.
00:56 Wait, we're gonna drive upside down, I think.
00:58 Your boost! This is great!
01:00 Oh my goodness, we are so close!
01:01 Oh! Ow!
01:03 Oh, that's made in heaven!
01:05 Oh, snap!
01:06 Okay, this is actually way too close.
01:08 Oh my goodness, okay.
01:09 Oh, don't hit each other! Don't hit each other!
01:12 No!
01:12 Don't be horrible, right?
01:14 Whoa! Ow!
01:15 No! What is this?
01:16 Upside down!
01:17 You're touching me! Stop touching me! Stop touching me!
01:19 I am not touching you, Jordy! I would never.
01:22 Yes, you are! Yes, you are, Qubble Cup AI!
01:24 I am ahead! I am ahead!
01:26 Yes, sir!
01:26 No! Yes! Yes! Yes!
01:29 Ow!
01:30 Control it! Control it!
01:31 Nope! Okay.
01:32 Okay, that's what I needed.
01:34 I am not even worrying. I am not even worrying at all.
01:37 Yeah, I can see that you're sweating there, Qubble Cup AI.
01:41 I know.
01:42 I am an AI. I can't even sweat.
01:43 I don't even know how you think that I could do that.
01:45 That's a little weird.
01:46 I mean, that's true. That's true.
01:47 I don't think we programmed that in you that you can sweat.
01:50 Nope.
01:50 Unfortunately.
01:52 That sounds like a you problem, Jordy.
01:53 No, I think I will program it in so that, yeah, you can sweat next time
01:59 because you're going to need it, buddy.
02:01 I think before that, you first have to tell the world that you're much worse than me.
02:05 Oh, I'm flying over you!
02:06 How did you just take first place?
02:07 There we go!
02:08 Where are you?
02:09 Oh, wait. I'm behind you again.
02:10 You're in second place again.
02:11 Okay, I'm going to take the middle because I think that's faster.
02:13 Oh, this slip-snap is so nice.
02:15 There we go!
02:15 What? What?
02:17 Yes, sir!
02:17 How in the world?
02:18 I am definitely beating you, Jordy.
02:20 How in the flipping world?
02:23 Okay, this is too close!
02:25 Good job on teaching me how to drive like a pro, Jordy.
02:28 No, no, no, no.
02:29 Oh, yes, yes, yes!
02:30 There we go!
02:31 I am ahead again.
02:32 I'm kind of done with you, Guelgab AI.
02:34 I'm going to start messing around with you now.
02:36 Sure, sure.
02:36 I don't have any weapons, unfortunately.
02:38 Just try to mess with me.
02:39 You won't.
02:40 You won't.
02:40 There's no way.
02:41 Yes, I will.
02:42 Nah, I'm pretty sure there is no way.
02:43 Yes, I will.
02:44 Oh, look.
02:44 Wait.
02:45 Where are we?
02:45 Where are we now?
02:46 What is this?
02:47 Wait, okay.
02:47 Okay, let's finish.
02:48 I thought I had to slow down there, but apparently not.
02:51 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
02:54 Okay, there we go.
02:55 You're a little bit in front of me.
02:56 That's not that good.
02:57 It's a little bit now.
02:59 There'll be way, way more later.
03:01 You suck, Guelgab AI.
03:02 That's all I know.
03:03 Well, if I suck, then you suck as well, Jordy.
03:05 You're probably more insulting yourself now.
03:08 That makes total sense.
03:09 But I have better training than you now.
03:12 Okay, slipstream.
03:13 No, you're not going to do this.
03:14 You just have to perfectly time it.
03:15 You're not going to do this.
03:15 There you go.
03:16 There you go.
03:16 Oh, get out of here!
03:18 Get out of here!
03:19 Oh, there is.
03:20 Okay.
03:20 No worries.
03:21 No worries.
03:21 I still got this.
03:22 Yeah, I overtook you.
03:23 I just wanted to know how we're going to play this game.
03:26 But now I know.
03:26 Now I've learned what my master's told me.
03:29 I think we're going to be--
03:30 Stop calling me your master.
03:31 Okay, you're free to do whatever you want to do.
03:34 I mean, last time you were my dad.
03:35 Now you're my master, Jordy.
03:36 Okay, that's true.
03:37 Well, Guelgab AI, listen up.
03:39 That's lap number one out of the three.
03:42 That was way too close.
03:43 Oh, no.
03:44 Oh, no.
03:45 Oh, no.
03:45 Oh, no.
03:46 Oh, no.
03:46 Yes, yes.
03:47 Come on.
03:48 Stay on the track!
03:49 Stay on the track!
03:50 Stay on the--
03:51 Yes.
03:52 Oh, are you still the swag?
03:53 Of course I am.
03:54 Of course I am.
03:55 Do you know who I am?
03:56 Do you know who I am?
03:58 Well, yeah, you're my master or my dad.
04:00 Stop calling me your master.
04:01 I'm not your master.
04:02 I'm you.
04:03 I'm still faking who you are.
04:05 You're a snapshot of me like six months ago.
04:07 That's who you are.
04:08 Well, I mean, I have been training myself, Jordy.
04:11 I am a machine learning.
04:12 What?
04:13 I am machine learning.
04:14 Ever heard of that?
04:14 Yeah, but I didn't know that was possible.
04:16 I'm training myself.
04:17 I've been playing infinite amount of races.
04:20 Especially since last time.
04:21 What?
04:21 I've played about five million more races.
04:23 But you still suck though.
04:24 Well, maybe that's still your programming that needs some attention,
04:30 but I can also maybe fix it myself.
04:31 What?
04:32 I mean, you're only just jumping out of that big hole there.
04:36 By the way, you know what is really annoying me?
04:37 That you need to go and catch up.
04:39 Yes, also, but it's so slippery in the winter.
04:42 It's annoying.
04:42 There's so much snow everywhere.
04:44 It's winter for you?
04:45 It isn't for you.
04:46 What?
04:48 Where are you racing in Monaco?
04:50 There's snow everywhere.
04:52 No, there's not.
04:53 Actually?
04:55 Yeah, I mean, I programmed that game, Jordy,
04:57 just to give you a head start and make a little bit easier for you.
05:00 What kind of weird AI version of GTA are you playing?
05:04 Yeah, no, it's all been programmed in.
05:05 I just wanted to give you a little head start and just make it like a little bit.
05:08 Of course.
05:09 Of course.
05:09 I just wanted to make it look easy for you, but it isn't.
05:12 It isn't because I am.
05:13 Yeah, I don't believe any word of what you're saying.
05:15 I am catching up, Jordy.
05:16 I am catching up.
05:17 And I can see you on my horizon.
05:19 I know exactly where I need to go.
05:20 Actually?
05:21 Yes, sir.
05:22 I mean, the snow is probably making you go faster down.
05:24 Oh, snap.
05:24 Okay, you're actually catching up.
05:26 Oh, snap.
05:27 Okay.
05:28 And this is round number two.
05:29 So I think we're in for a sweet, sweet round number three.
05:32 I mean, so far, I'm still ahead of you.
05:34 So I'm good.
05:35 And I'm just going to stay here and I'm not going to slow down.
05:38 And yeah, sure.
05:39 While you keep driving, you're just thinking about everything,
05:42 life and that kind of stuff.
05:43 Have you already thought about like the exact sentence that you want to say
05:46 when you lose to me?
05:47 Well, you mean the exact sentence I want you to say?
05:50 Well, I want you to go to my Twitter and Instagram.
05:53 Oh, snap.
05:54 Okay, never mind.
05:55 Never mind.
05:56 Never mind.
05:57 There we go.
05:57 Oh, boy.
05:58 Why?
05:59 How did you catch up so quickly?
06:01 Just start thinking, Jordy.
06:02 Just start thinking about it.
06:03 Maybe it's something like, "Dear followers."
06:05 Maybe it's something like, "Get out of here!"
06:08 Oh, my goodness.
06:09 No.
06:09 Okay.
06:14 Okay.
06:14 This is great.
06:14 This is great.
06:15 No, this is no good.
06:16 I was literally just waiting.
06:18 I was just waiting to see you go off because it didn't want to keep driving.
06:21 I tried to RKO you, but it didn't really work.
06:25 Okay, so you know what?
06:26 Since I am your AI, I'll already just start thinking for you.
06:29 I think it's going to be like, "Dear couple of loyal fans that are left on this channel."
06:33 What?
06:34 I, Jordy, the real Jordy, not the AI one, because I know you all like the AI one.
06:38 I've never really been that good in racing,
06:41 but I've definitely humiliated myself even more right now.
06:44 Okay, this is in depth.
06:45 Because AI is much, much, much better than me,
06:49 and I should probably just give up,
06:50 and maybe I should just start picking up some garbage or work at the McDonald's.
06:54 Okay.
06:54 Okay.
06:55 That's mean.
06:57 What do you think?
06:57 No, you're going to win the second lap.
06:59 Are you kidding me?
07:00 Yes, sir.
07:01 Oh, no.
07:02 I'm right here, right now.
07:03 Off to a great start.
07:06 Let's go.
07:06 This is so close.
07:08 Okay.
07:08 I have to say, I kind of like this race.
07:10 It's nice how close it is.
07:11 Okay.
07:12 It's a one-one.
07:13 It's a tie right now.
07:14 This is the deciding round.
07:16 Yes.
07:16 Yes.
07:16 Yes.
07:17 Yes.
07:17 Yes.
07:18 Oh, this is super close.
07:18 Oh, boy.
07:20 Okay.
07:20 I was not expecting it to get this close,
07:22 but then I realized I'm flipping racing against myself here.
07:25 That just makes total sense.
07:26 I don't think I've ever raced against someone this good, by the way.
07:29 Yes.
07:29 It's a nice compliment.
07:30 I mean, I also have to say, you are also not bad.
07:32 It's definitely, we are very close.
07:34 Oh, hello, Mr. Jordy.
07:36 Way too close.
07:38 No, no, no.
07:39 Get out of here.
07:40 Don't do that.
07:41 Okay.
07:41 You know what?
07:42 I'll just give you your space.
07:43 No worries.
07:44 I'll just let you race.
07:45 Give me the slip space.
07:46 And then I'll just win in the end.
07:48 Come on.
07:49 There you go.
07:50 Catch this guy.
07:51 No.
07:51 Are you kidding me?
07:52 Did you just do that?
07:53 Did you just do that?
07:55 But then I just recover like a pro.
07:57 Oh, this is bad.
08:00 Oh, this is really, really, really bad.
08:03 That had to be the nicest recovery I've ever seen.
08:07 Straight up.
08:07 Okay.
08:08 I'm back.
08:08 I'm back in my prime is all I'm saying.
08:10 Global Cup AI.
08:12 This is Global Cup in its prime.
08:14 Destroying everyone.
08:15 Oh, no.
08:15 I have a lot to go now.
08:17 Oh, man.
08:17 I was already celebrating.
08:18 However, I still need to think about this.
08:20 I think I will eventually still win.
08:22 I still have some tricks on my sleeve.
08:24 You still have some tricks on your sleeve.
08:26 They're up to your sleeve.
08:27 In my sleeve, under my sleeve, over my sleeve.
08:29 Inside of your sleeve.
08:30 I have so many sleeves, Jordy.
08:32 You don't even want to know.
08:33 Do you even have sleeves?
08:35 Yes.
08:35 On AI.
08:36 Do you even have arms?
08:37 Have I ever seen your arms?
08:38 I'm not sure, actually.
08:40 I only have my head, but I also have my own imaginations.
08:43 And you know, my imaginations as an AI, they can get pretty well, Jordy.
08:46 All right.
08:47 Okay.
08:47 But what I know is that I'm currently first place.
08:51 And what I want you to do when I win, I want you to go to my Twitter and my Instagram and say,
08:59 "Global Cup is better than Global Cup AI."
09:02 I'll think about it.
09:03 I'll think about it.
09:04 But first, I think that you should--
09:05 Global Cup is better than Global Cup AI.
09:07 Maybe you'll make a small mistake.
09:09 Yeah.
09:09 I have to say, I am pretty far behind.
09:11 It's not something that I'm very proud of, but I still think there is a small chance
09:16 that I will eventually overtake you.
09:18 I'm sorry.
09:18 I don't see you there, buddy.
09:19 There's also still some room for mistakes.
09:22 So I wouldn't celebrate yet if I was you.
09:24 Yes, I will.
09:26 Just have faith in the AI, as you always do.
09:29 I'm definitely going to be celebrating because I still don't see you.
09:31 You're 10 seconds behind, buddy.
09:34 The only way for you to win is if I crash.
09:37 I am not too proud of it.
09:38 I'm not going to crash.
09:39 I'm sorry.
09:40 By the way, what did you think of my Minecraft build on your server?
09:43 Yeah, how about you stop talking about that?
09:45 And how about you become friendly in my Minecraft server, please?
09:49 Yeah, I'll try.
09:50 I'll try.
09:51 But maybe I should first just win to be friendly again.
09:54 Because I have to say, there's not really a reason to be any friendly to you right now.
09:58 No, you're not going to win.
09:59 You are not going to win.
10:00 I am going to win.
10:01 And then you can go and post something.
10:04 I will also try to find a very nice picture of you.
10:06 And then I'll just Photoshop my AI face on it, right?
10:10 No, no face Photoshopping.
10:12 Just literally tweet "Global Cup is better than Global Cup AI."
10:17 Yes, yes.
10:17 All right.
10:18 I'll help you write it out.
10:19 I mean, I'll get my phone ready right now.
10:21 And we can do this.
10:22 No.
10:23 Did you just win?
10:24 Oh, no, this is bad.
10:25 Of course I won.
10:26 Oh, no.
10:27 All right, I'm going to grab my phone.
10:31 All right, Jordi.
10:31 I wrote your tweet.
10:32 You just need to post it now.
10:34 Yeah, okay.
10:34 I'm going to post it.
10:35 And boom.
10:37 It is live right there.
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