Top 10 Funniest Mean Girls Moments

MsMojo

These "Mean Girls" moments will always be fetch. Welcome to MsMojo, and today we’re counting down our picks for the most laugh-out-loud moments from this 2004 comedy hit.

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00:00 "On October 3rd, he asked me what day it was.

00:03 It's October 3rd."

00:04 Welcome to Ms. Mojo, and today we're counting down our picks for the most laugh-out-loud

00:09 moments from this 2004 comedy hit.

00:11 "There are no rules in this house.

00:14 Not like a regular mom.

00:15 I'm a cool mom."

00:16 "Number 10.

00:19 Stop trying to make fetch happen."

00:21 No matter what Regina George said, we think Gretchen Wieners did make fetch happen, even

00:27 if it wasn't necessarily right away.

00:29 "So fetch.

00:30 What is fetch?"

00:31 "Oh, it's like slang from England."

00:34 In the internet age, we love to make ironic sayings completely unironic, so Gretchen definitely

00:39 ended up being a trendsetter of sorts.

00:42 Her obsession with the word "witch," as she will let you know, is like slang from England,

00:47 is a running gag throughout the movie.

00:49 "If you could have her give me a call as soon as she can.

00:52 It's urgent."

00:53 "Thank you."

00:54 "She's not going out with anyone."

00:57 "Okay, that was so fetch."

01:00 Every time she brings it up is funnier than the last, all culminating in a devastating

01:04 blow from Regina.

01:06 Twenty years later, we just know Gretchen would be obsessed with social media slang.

01:10 "You love him, and he totally complimented you.

01:13 That is so fetch."

01:15 "Gretchen, stop trying to make fetch happen.

01:18 It's not going to happen."

01:19 "Number 9.

01:20 Jingle Bell Rock."

01:21 Who doesn't love a talent show?

01:23 Well, the one at North Shore High School is a little more raunchy than most, to say the

01:28 least.

01:29 "Jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell rock.

01:30 Jingle bells swing and jingle bells ring.

01:31 Going and blowing in the bushels of fun."

01:39 We start off strong with Damien's lovely rendition of "Beautiful."

01:43 Kevin Nippaw's rap is a little less savory, but not too bad.

01:47 But then come the plastics.

01:49 Although they're dancing along to a relatively wholesome tune, the moves themselves are anything

01:53 but.

01:54 "Jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell rock.

01:55 Jingle bells chime in jingle bell time.

01:56 Dancing and prancing in Jingle Bell Square."

02:06 The look on Kady's parents' faces are priceless, not to mention Regina's mom performing her

02:10 own mirrored routine in the aisle.

02:12 And to cap it all off, it all ends with a boombox to the face.

02:16 Classic.

02:17 "That's the jingle bell, that's the jingle bell, that's the jingle bell rock."

02:24 8.

02:25 Hugo Glencoco

02:26 Ah, the enigmatic Glencoco.

02:29 We never see him, but he looms over Mean Girls lore as a large part of the reason that Gretchen,

02:33 as they say, "cracked."

02:34 "So are you gonna send any candy canes?"

02:35 "No.

02:36 I don't send them, I just get them.

02:37 So you better send one, biatch.

02:38 Love ya."

02:39 More on that later.

02:45 When Damien comes to deliver candy cane grams dressed as Santa Claus, most students get

02:49 one, maybe two.

02:50 But Glencoco is no ordinary student.

02:53 He racks up four candy cane grams in a scene-stealing moment.

02:56 "Taylor Zimmerman, two for you.

02:59 Glencoco, four for you, Glencoco.

03:03 You go, Glencoco."

03:05 It's such a funny line and so well-delivered that we almost miss the fact that, as per

03:09 Kady, Janice, and Damien's plan, Gretchen receives none.

03:13 "Do we have a candy heron here?"

03:14 "It's Kady."

03:15 "Oh, Kady, here you go, one for you.

03:18 And none for Gretchen Wieners, bye."

03:21 She may have been part of the Mean Girls crew, but she didn't deserve this psychological

03:25 Christmas-themed torment.

03:27 7.

03:28 If you're from Africa, why are you white?

03:31 Karen Smith might be the dumbest of the plastics, but she also might be the funniest.

03:35 "That one there, that's Karen Smith.

03:36 She is one of the dumbest girls you will ever meet.

03:37 Damien said next year in English last year."

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11:52 He yells the iconic line, before ducking back into obscurity.

11:56 If we had a nickel for every time someone said this in real life, we'd have a lot of

12:00 nickels.

12:01 "Do you even go to this school?"

12:02 "No.

12:03 I just have a lot of feelings."

12:06 "Ok, go home."

12:08 If we missed any of your favorite Funny Mean Girls moments, let us know in the comments

12:13 below.

12:14 "Oh my god, Danny DeVito, I love your work!"

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