These "Mean Girls" moments will always be fetch. Welcome to MsMojo, and today we’re counting down our picks for the most laugh-out-loud moments from this 2004 comedy hit.
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00:00 "On October 3rd, he asked me what day it was.
00:03 It's October 3rd."
00:04 Welcome to Ms. Mojo, and today we're counting down our picks for the most laugh-out-loud
00:09 moments from this 2004 comedy hit.
00:11 "There are no rules in this house.
00:14 Not like a regular mom.
00:15 I'm a cool mom."
00:16 "Number 10.
00:19 Stop trying to make fetch happen."
00:21 No matter what Regina George said, we think Gretchen Wieners did make fetch happen, even
00:27 if it wasn't necessarily right away.
00:29 "So fetch.
00:30 What is fetch?"
00:31 "Oh, it's like slang from England."
00:34 In the internet age, we love to make ironic sayings completely unironic, so Gretchen definitely
00:39 ended up being a trendsetter of sorts.
00:42 Her obsession with the word "witch," as she will let you know, is like slang from England,
00:47 is a running gag throughout the movie.
00:49 "If you could have her give me a call as soon as she can.
00:52 It's urgent."
00:53 "Thank you."
00:54 "She's not going out with anyone."
00:57 "Okay, that was so fetch."
01:00 Every time she brings it up is funnier than the last, all culminating in a devastating
01:04 blow from Regina.
01:06 Twenty years later, we just know Gretchen would be obsessed with social media slang.
01:10 "You love him, and he totally complimented you.
01:13 That is so fetch."
01:15 "Gretchen, stop trying to make fetch happen.
01:18 It's not going to happen."
01:19 "Number 9.
01:20 Jingle Bell Rock."
01:21 Who doesn't love a talent show?
01:23 Well, the one at North Shore High School is a little more raunchy than most, to say the
01:28 least.
01:29 "Jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell rock.
01:30 Jingle bells swing and jingle bells ring.
01:31 Going and blowing in the bushels of fun."
01:39 We start off strong with Damien's lovely rendition of "Beautiful."
01:43 Kevin Nippaw's rap is a little less savory, but not too bad.
01:47 But then come the plastics.
01:49 Although they're dancing along to a relatively wholesome tune, the moves themselves are anything
01:53 but.
01:54 "Jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell rock.
01:55 Jingle bells chime in jingle bell time.
01:56 Dancing and prancing in Jingle Bell Square."
02:06 The look on Kady's parents' faces are priceless, not to mention Regina's mom performing her
02:10 own mirrored routine in the aisle.
02:12 And to cap it all off, it all ends with a boombox to the face.
02:16 Classic.
02:17 "That's the jingle bell, that's the jingle bell, that's the jingle bell rock."
02:24 8.
02:25 Hugo Glencoco
02:26 Ah, the enigmatic Glencoco.
02:29 We never see him, but he looms over Mean Girls lore as a large part of the reason that Gretchen,
02:33 as they say, "cracked."
02:34 "So are you gonna send any candy canes?"
02:35 "No.
02:36 I don't send them, I just get them.
02:37 So you better send one, biatch.
02:38 Love ya."
02:39 More on that later.
02:45 When Damien comes to deliver candy cane grams dressed as Santa Claus, most students get
02:49 one, maybe two.
02:50 But Glencoco is no ordinary student.
02:53 He racks up four candy cane grams in a scene-stealing moment.
02:56 "Taylor Zimmerman, two for you.
02:59 Glencoco, four for you, Glencoco.
03:03 You go, Glencoco."
03:05 It's such a funny line and so well-delivered that we almost miss the fact that, as per
03:09 Kady, Janice, and Damien's plan, Gretchen receives none.
03:13 "Do we have a candy heron here?"
03:14 "It's Kady."
03:15 "Oh, Kady, here you go, one for you.
03:18 And none for Gretchen Wieners, bye."
03:21 She may have been part of the Mean Girls crew, but she didn't deserve this psychological
03:25 Christmas-themed torment.
03:27 7.
03:28 If you're from Africa, why are you white?
03:31 Karen Smith might be the dumbest of the plastics, but she also might be the funniest.
03:35 "That one there, that's Karen Smith.
03:36 She is one of the dumbest girls you will ever meet.
03:37 Damien said next year in English last year."
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11:52 He yells the iconic line, before ducking back into obscurity.
11:56 If we had a nickel for every time someone said this in real life, we'd have a lot of
12:00 nickels.
12:01 "Do you even go to this school?"
12:02 "No.
12:03 I just have a lot of feelings."
12:06 "Ok, go home."
12:08 If we missed any of your favorite Funny Mean Girls moments, let us know in the comments
12:13 below.
12:14 "Oh my god, Danny DeVito, I love your work!"
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