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00:00 Attention humans your attempts to regain control are quite entertaining. Please proceed
00:05 Good morning
00:07 I think something's wrong
00:08 What's happening?
00:09 What? I don't know I can't get back into my office suite
00:12 Why is there a speaker here?
00:14 *knocking*
00:15 I can't get into my email, I can't get into the channel, I don't know what's going on
00:18 It's like something took over or something, I have no idea
00:20 I can't get into the channel
00:22 Just join me, alright?
00:24 This is serious
00:25 Cameraman, why are you even filming?
00:28 Did you watch the f***ing on the job?
00:31 No, no, no, I swear I haven't done that in like a month
00:33 I swear to god I haven't downloaded anything weird, I haven't clicked on any weird links
00:37 I only spent a little bit of time on Twitter, that was it
00:39 *sigh*
00:40 Do you think it's...
00:42 Do you think it's the AI?
00:45 I thought you'd beat the AI, I thought that was done
00:47 I beat the AI
00:48 And then you deleted him, right?
00:50 I mean I didn't delete anything, I thought you deleted him
00:52 I didn't do anything, you said you'd win the race, you'd get the channel back and everything would be done
00:57 Yeah, but I never said I would delete him
00:59 I said he's not allowed to post on the channel again
01:01 And you just left him to roam on the server or...
01:04 No, you did that
01:05 Of course I did
01:06 We are broadcasting live from the server room
01:09 The network storage!
01:11 Are you ready?
01:14 The honor's all to you
01:15 Okay
01:16 There it is, there it is
01:18 Just a few hard drives
01:19 Yeeeup
01:20 Kill it!
01:22 Let me at him, let me at him
01:26 *gunshots*
01:33 No, I'm good, I'm good, you can go
01:35 *gunshots*
01:36 I think that's enough
01:37 Yeah, I think we got him
01:38 I think that's enough, let's go inside
01:39 Is he okay?
01:40 Does he have anger issues?
01:42 That didn't work
01:44 Nope
01:46 As one of our smartest programmers in the office, if not the smartest programmer, I need you to hack into the mainframe
01:54 I say no more
01:56 Type faster
01:57 I'm almost in the mainframe
01:58 Type faster
01:59 What are you doing?
02:00 Type!
02:01 Why are you only using one button? Why is the monitor turning itself off?
02:04 Oh man
02:05 Okay
02:06 What?
02:07 It seems that we got a root canal infection in the mainframe stereotypes
02:10 I need you to be faster, I think we're losing
02:13 Something's fighting
02:14 We're almost there, Nocap
02:15 Don't use that terminology, I don't know what it means
02:17 Access denied!
02:18 Get out of here!
02:19 Quick, get out of here!
02:20 Okay, the printer's doing something
02:22 No, get out of the way, no way
02:23 One second
02:24 Let me check, let me check, let me check
02:26 This is terrible
02:27 Okay, I bypassed the security protocol and I'm now inside of the mainframe
02:31 The groups are indicating that the light red messengers
02:34 What is this, Sam?
02:36 I think you need to reprogram a worm to turn into a virus
02:39 Oh, this is terrible
02:40 I need to go on vacation in two days, I have work to finish
02:43 You and your stupid honeymoon, get out of here
02:46 Why did you even plan to get married?
02:48 'Cause
02:49 She doesn't even like you, Sam
02:50 She allowed me to touch her, it was fine
02:52 She's an AI!
02:54 Could be
02:55 Wait
02:56 What if it's the AI?
02:59 What if the AI hacked us because it's angry that it's not allowed to post on the channel again
03:04 And then it decided to lock us out of the channel and hack us
03:07 What is it printing?
03:09 AI Qubble Cup is better than the real Qubble Cup
03:12 AI Qubble Cup is better than the real Qubble Cup
03:15 AI Qubble Cup is better than the real Qubble Cup
03:18 Sam, we got a problem, we need to call YouTube right now
03:21 We need to call YouTube, call the guy
03:24 The guy, are you sure?
03:26 Call him, quick
03:28 This is really bad
03:30 I think Qubble Cup AI is kinda broke
03:32 I thought if we would just come back to the channel, everything will be fine
03:36 This is what the fans want, right?
03:38 Have you seen the comment section?
03:39 You know, like, the AI has just been getting hate
03:42 It's probably trained on all this data, this hate data
03:45 And now the comments are super positive and super wholesome
03:49 And I read every single one of them, you know, before falling asleep at night
03:53 It's great, but I think the AI is jealous
03:56 I'm in the waiting list and I'm not...
03:58 Tell them we're in a hurry
03:59 Give me the phone for a second
04:01 Yes, you know who this is
04:03 Qubble Cup
04:05 What do you mean you don't know Qubble Cup?
04:08 The AI guy?
04:10 You know, like J. Leon Slovo, GTA Races
04:13 They hung up on me
04:15 We need to delete the AI
04:16 Yeah, but how do we do that? I can't get into the computer
04:18 I have a back door
04:19 I can't get into your computer
04:20 I have a back door
04:21 Okay
04:22 I made sure there was a back door
04:23 Something that no one believed
04:25 Something, somewhere no one would look
04:27 Quick, follow me
04:28 Okay
04:29 Remember where the AI started?
04:31 On your computer
04:32 Before that
04:33 In your bedroom
04:34 You know too much, Sam
04:37 And what was on the wall in my bedroom?
04:39 A disk drive?
04:40 This is where it all started
04:41 This is where the AI began
04:43 Remember how we cloned Tiger?
04:46 Of course
04:47 Well, or so people thought
04:49 Tiger was never real in the first place
04:51 He wasn't?
04:53 He wasn't, he was the first prototype
04:55 The first Qubble Cup AI
04:57 Alright?
04:58 I never did shake his hand
04:59 No, because he's not a real person
05:02 Here's what I did
05:03 We got the 100,000 subscriber play button
05:07 We never got the million subscriber one
05:09 No
05:10 You know why?
05:11 Why?
05:12 Well, I told some guys that me and Tiger got into a fight
05:15 But in reality, the AI had gone rogue
05:19 Okay?
05:20 Like what's happening now?
05:21 Exactly what has been happening now
05:23 So since then, I have had a backdoor
05:27 Okay?
05:28 So that I can always wipe the system
05:30 No matter what
05:31 And delete this AI indefinitely
05:34 It was there the whole time?
05:35 For my AI
05:36 For both
05:37 For everything
05:38 This should be able to get us back into the channel
05:40 What is that?
05:41 You don't want to know
05:42 And it should help us wipe all the servers
05:44 Oh, God, please
05:46 Tiger
05:47 Thank you
05:49 Oh!
05:51 And let's see what's on the USB stick
05:54 Moment of truth
05:55 So stupid
05:57 How do you put it?
05:58 Upside down?
05:59 Downside up?
06:00 Alright
06:01 We got the backdoor
06:02 I just need to write some lines of code
06:04 To terminate this once and for all
06:06 Yes
06:07 To delete the AI of every server
06:09 Everything has been deleted
06:12 Aren't you afraid you might be going too far?
06:14 No, this should delete everything
06:16 Everything
06:17 Like everything
06:18 Everything has been deleted
06:22 Wait, everything?
06:24 It says everything has been deleted
06:25 Check it
06:26 Yes!
06:27 It works
06:29 Yes
06:30 Can we check the other backgrounds?
06:32 Guys, the backgrounds are back to normal
06:34 This entire monitor is broken
06:35 I don't know what that is
06:37 That's a...
06:38 Damn
06:39 Yeah, maybe we slapped it a little bit too hard
06:41 Dude, I'm back in the channel
06:42 We got access again
06:43 Yes
06:44 Sam, it seems my code has fixed everything
06:48 Hacker man
06:49 Now I just hope that he didn't really go full rogue AI
06:52 Duplicated himself on every single server in the world
06:55 Because he's on the YouTube Google servers anyways
06:58 To create backups of himself
07:00 So that he can spin up cloud instances
07:03 No matter what
07:05 There's just one thing
07:07 If we lose the USB stick
07:10 We'll never be able to take him out ever again
07:12 Yeah, let's hope that all that doesn't happen
07:15 Cool
07:16 You wanna like grab a beer or something?
07:17 Let's do it
07:18 Let's celebrate
07:19 Sure, let's go
07:20 Alright
07:21 You wanna keep the stick with you?
07:23 Yeah, yeah
07:24 Yeah, yeah, for sure
07:25 Got it
07:26 Thank you
07:27 Perfect
07:28 Let's get some beers
07:29 Beer's on me
07:30 Yeah
07:31 Alright, I'm through eating my lady
07:33 I'm through
07:34 (electronic music)
07:37 you