Fixing Fortnite Chapter 5..
Transcript
00:00 (sounds of a man being killed)
00:11 (music)
00:22 I just got two pumps.
00:23 (music)
00:28 Uh, my game crashed. Oh, no, it didn't just crash, John.
00:30 Your device ran into a problem, needs to restart.
00:32 We're just collecting some error info and then we'll restart for you.
00:35 Invalid process attach attempt.
00:38 A few minutes later.
00:39 We're good. Yo, dude, I res'd you. I sucked that res.
00:41 I appreciate that, dude.
00:42 I had four shotgun shots and I had to reload, so I was like, well, might as well stick this.
00:46 Did I, what, did you get me up?
00:47 Yeah, I did. Like, he got me the se- he didn't shoot you, he shot me.
00:50 And then you were up. And I was like, do something!
00:52 (laughs)
00:53 Quarter, one cover, some sh*t, dead.
00:55 (music)
00:57 What's that, bro? Oh, hello.
00:59 Wait, wait.
01:00 They were just camping there.
01:01 Where- where the f-
01:04 They were under the stairs.
01:05 I wanna just go see if they're snipers or if they-
01:08 Like, if I know who they are.
01:09 Nah.
01:10 Fortnite with Riz and Fid.
01:13 Yeah, that's a good, fun way to play, dude.
01:16 (music)
01:17 Oh, yeah, how did I get good at impressions?
01:19 Dude, I- when I was growing up, I- we would go to movies and, you know, with my family, me, John, and my fam, obviously.
01:24 Mom, Dad, and Chris, and, um, I would just try to, you know, quote the movies on the way home.
01:30 And obviously, I- I would wanna sound like the person.
01:32 You know, so I just got real good at it. Yeah.
01:34 Uh, two on me.
01:37 Well, good luck, dude.
01:38 Thank you.
01:39 If you land over there, that's on you, that's on you!
01:41 One on five, I'm-
01:43 Two on me, Matt.
01:48 Good luck, dude.
01:49 Okay. Sick, dude. Love this game.
01:51 (music)
01:57 You know, you're gonna land over there, bro.
01:58 Well, I came to you, I called it out.
02:01 Uh, two on me.
02:02 And then they chased me.
02:03 Oh, you did!
02:05 (music)
02:13 That's a guy sniped.
02:14 Watch how easy this is gonna be, dude. To bait this teammate out. Ready?
02:17 (music)
02:30 Watch this.
02:31 (music)
02:38 (laughing)
02:39 Got 'em!
02:40 Like clockwork, dude.
02:42 He's just yelling, "Res me!"
02:44 Dude, he's taking the L on me, bro!
02:47 What are you doing?
02:48 I'm on my way!
02:49 Bro, if you don't f*cking stop this guy from taking the L on me right now, dude, I swear to God-
02:52 Alright, I'm coming, bro!
02:53 And not just any E-mode, bro.
02:55 Taking the L.
02:56 (music)
03:06 This guy's a riot, bro.
03:08 (laughing)
03:09 And I'm actually happy that he let us eliminate him right there.
03:12 Because him being lost guy live is really anticlimactic.
03:15 (music)
03:17 (gunshot)
03:18 (screaming)
03:29 I think he quit.
03:30 He did, he quit.
03:31 (laughing)
03:32 He just left the lobby, huh?
03:35 Yeah, I sniped him in the head while he was mid-jump about-
03:38 Oh man.
03:39 What a f*cking shot!
03:43 (music)
04:01 A llama!
04:02 (singing)
04:07 Guy in the middle of the street running.
04:10 (gunshots)
04:13 Dead.
04:14 Wow.
04:15 Kind of running toward it.
04:16 We can go towards this gas station that I'm at right here on my mark.
04:18 The one where you choked at.
04:20 (music)
04:22 (gunshots)
04:34 I had that guy, bro.
04:35 (gunshots)
04:38 I rewatched the clip.
04:39 All you had to do was just reload your shotgun and rush him.
04:42 And you just couldn't do it.
04:43 Nope, nope, nope, nope.
04:44 That's actually not the number one mistake I made.
04:45 I rewatched it and I was actually annoyed with myself.
04:47 Because I was like, "Oh wow, that's not..."
04:49 I've been getting better at that lately.
04:50 No.
04:51 I've only shot him four times.
04:53 I think I had six other shots, but I thought I only hit one or two.
04:55 And so I reloaded when I didn't.
04:57 No!
04:58 No!
04:59 (gunshots)
05:01 Yeah.
05:02 (gunshots)
05:10 They're good.
05:11 (gunshots)
05:32 But they're apparently the scaredy-cats.
05:34 (music)
05:54 Ah man, wow.
05:55 I honestly just didn't think that that's how that was going to go.
05:57 But whatever, dude.
05:58 I love that you went for it.
05:59 Full sold.
06:00 I needed to just gun you up.
06:03 (music)
06:04 Yeah, we say it all the time though.
06:05 Ha!
06:06 Hey yo, what the f--
06:08 (gunshots)
06:09 (screams)
06:10 (music)
06:13 That's five shotguns.
06:15 (gunshots)
06:25 Yeah, boy.
06:26 Oh, you can rap, bro.
06:28 That was actually really smart, bro.
06:30 This guy that I had knocked on the ground picked up the loot.
06:33 We should go push these guys.
06:35 (music)
06:42 I have a 4x on this AR because why not?
06:46 (music)
06:51 One's already rezzing.
06:53 (music)
07:01 He's going to be right here, Gibby.
07:03 (music)
07:07 I'll get him, I'll get him.
07:08 (music)
07:14 Hang on!
07:15 I'll save you!
07:16 (music)
07:18 I love that I 3rd load this gun.
07:20 (music)
07:23 You good?
07:24 Yeah, I'm fine.
07:25 (music)
07:36 Did he just gritty?
07:38 Did he?
07:39 I don't know.
07:40 (music)
07:45 I really thought that that Wild Cactus Bob guy was going to be a real player with that name.
07:49 I'm a Dallien Stallion.
07:52 (music)
08:05 This guy just got on us.
08:07 Right behind us.
08:08 Gas station.
08:10 (music)
08:18 Here's the...
08:20 (music)
08:21 116 cracked him.
08:22 Dead.
08:23 Nice.
08:24 That was a nice little onesie twosie, bro.
08:26 (music)
08:33 That's on top of this week.
08:35 (music)
08:38 Dead.
08:39 (music)
08:49 I'll be fine.
08:51 That's so submissive and breedable.
08:54 Jess hates when I say that.
08:55 Players coming up to our left.
08:56 I'm like, "Hey baby, I want you to know."
08:57 And you know what's funny?
08:58 I always say it when Jess is really looking like f***.
09:00 (music)
09:01 I just got sniped in the middle.
09:02 I'm just dead.
09:03 Okay.
09:04 (music)
09:05 Just hide in the corner, JB.
09:07 Like crouch. Just crouch, John.
09:09 Just crouch.
09:10 They're not going to chase me into the storm.
09:11 Dude, okay.
09:12 First off, first off, can you just listen to me sometimes?
09:15 The reason I tell you to stop...
09:16 Backseat game right now, but I need to get some white heels.
09:19 Do you see any white heels, John?
09:23 I thought there were fish over here.
09:25 (music)
09:30 Right there.
09:31 (music)
09:36 Is that them?
09:37 I'm not sure.
09:40 There's them on top of this house right in front of us.
09:46 Being pushed.
09:48 I'm here.
09:50 (music)
09:51 One for 96.
09:54 Knocked.
09:55 I got you, John.
09:57 He's one shot, dude. He's weak.
10:02 Is he a Ninja Turtle?
10:03 No, no, no.
10:04 Oh, then he's right here on me.
10:06 Different guy, different guy.
10:09 On Vantage, this guy's right in front of me.
10:11 Dude, what gun is that?
10:12 This guy is who we need.
10:14 He's going for his teammate's card.
10:20 I don't think so.
10:25 Where'd he go?
10:26 He's weak. He's one shot.
10:27 That's not even him, right?
10:28 That's not even his teammate.
10:30 There's two snipers.
10:32 All right, it's a 2v1, guys. 2v1, give me.
10:35 I have more coins than him, dude.
10:36 I just literally win a 1v1.
10:38 He's up top.
10:42 He's looking at me.
10:50 That's all, dude.
10:51 All day, baby!
10:53 (music)