Shithouse (2020)

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Shithouse (bowdlerized in marketing material as S#!%house and released in some territories as Freshman Year) is a 2020 American coming-of-age comedy-drama film written, directed, and produced by Cooper Raiff, in his directorial debut. It stars Raiff, Dylan Gelula, Logan Miller, and Amy Landecker.  The film was set to have its world premiere at South by Southwest in March 2020, but the festival was cancelled due to the COVID-19 pandemic. The South by Southwest film competition nevertheless went ahead, and Shithouse won the Grand Jury Prize for Best Narrative Feature. It was released in the United States on October 16, 2020, by IFC Films.

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00:00:48 - Hey, how was the beach?

00:01:01 - Are you talking to me?

00:01:06 - Huh? Yeah.

00:01:07 - Oh shit, I thought you were on the phone.

00:01:09 What, what did you say?

00:01:10 - I was just asking if you had fun at the beach.

00:01:13 - Oh, yeah.

00:01:14 Um, yeah, it was fun.

00:01:17 It was, you know, a whole water polo team was there.

00:01:21 Everyone got fucked up.

00:01:22 Captains got fucked up.

00:01:24 I, son fucked me in the ass though.

00:01:28 I just like, shoulders are burnt to shit,

00:01:31 but yeah, it was lit.

00:01:43 So there was this, there was this girl at the beach, right?

00:01:48 - Yeah.

00:01:49 - She had these massive fucking colossal hands.

00:01:53 Get it?

00:02:01 - Yeah, that's funny.

00:02:02 - Yeah, 'cause my hands were like near my chest.

00:02:05 - Yeah, I know, I thought you were gonna say boobs.

00:02:06 - Right.

00:02:07 You think that's funny though, right?

00:02:09 Like, like you can see that on stage,

00:02:12 like people laughing in the audience and stuff.

00:02:14 - Yeah.

00:02:17 - Yeah, no, I think it gets laughed.

00:02:20 - Yeah, sweet, yeah.

00:02:21 I was, I was thinking about like doing like standup comedy.

00:02:25 - Yeah.

00:02:25 - And we're in LA, so.

00:02:28 - Definitely.

00:02:29 - Yeah, I mean,

00:02:31 they ain't fucking water polo after college, right?

00:02:34 - Yeah, that's also true.

00:02:36 - Yeah.

00:02:41 Do you know if there are any parties tonight?

00:02:43 - Uh, there, um,

00:02:45 yeah, yeah, Shit House is having a party.

00:02:49 - Like the house is called Shit House?

00:02:53 - Mm-hmm.

00:02:54 - Are any other, are any other houses having anything?

00:02:59 - Or is the what?

00:03:00 - Are any other houses having anything?

00:03:01 - No, no, man, it's just, no, it's just Shit House.

00:03:03 It's kind of far, but my buddy Seb said it's gonna be far.

00:03:08 So.

00:03:09 (ice clinking)

00:03:12 - Fire.

00:03:13 - Huh?

00:03:14 - Hmm?

00:03:14 - What did you, what did you, did you say something?

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00:03:19 - Oh my God.

00:03:24 What if it's real gold?

00:03:27 ♪ We ♪

00:03:32 ♪ We'd never leave the beach ♪

00:03:34 - Fuck.

00:03:36 ♪ We'll go numb to the misty ♪

00:03:40 ♪ And the world sinks as we sleep ♪

00:03:41 - Sam?

00:03:41 ♪ Running water, running ♪

00:03:46 ♪ Running water, running ♪

00:03:50 - Hi, you're Mariah, right?

00:04:03 - You get locked up?

00:04:04 - Yeah, sorry.

00:04:05 - No worries, want your room?

00:04:06 - That's fine.

00:04:07 Can I use your some laundry?

00:04:10 - Yeah, you just take a shower?

00:04:12 - Yeah, that's us, man.

00:04:13 - Okay.

00:04:14 - Thank you so much.

00:04:16 ♪ I'm allergic to the sun ♪

00:04:21 ♪ And I go numb in the long run ♪

00:04:24 ♪ And I took my meds and realized ♪

00:04:25 ♪ I gave everything ♪

00:04:26 ♪ And just didn't want me to ♪

00:04:27 ♪ And it just makes me feel so bad ♪

00:04:28 ♪ For I, FYI, I'm a sex-hyped 18 and not able ♪

00:04:31 ♪ And I joined the dance team ♪

00:04:36 ♪ Running water, running ♪

00:04:40 ♪ Running water, running ♪

00:04:43 - You have a mom?

00:04:45 - That was me.

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00:04:48 ♪ Running water, running ♪

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00:05:08 - You love leaves.

00:05:30 - Oh, no, no, no, I didn't mean to make you,

00:05:32 don't worry, she's fine.

00:05:33 You know, it's just a particularly rough week.

00:05:36 I still can't believe we didn't get to hug you

00:05:39 on your fucking birthday.

00:05:40 - I know.

00:05:43 - She's so sweet.

00:05:45 She just, I think she's just missing her buddy.

00:05:49 (gentle music)

00:05:57 (laughing)

00:05:59 - Okay, I think it's gonna be Scotland's Tap for me.

00:06:01 I'm gonna do it. - Okay, okay.

00:06:03 - Hello, everyone in my room.

00:06:05 Who is ready to leave?

00:06:06 - Jack, drink.

00:06:08 - Drink it.

00:06:10 - Dude, I just went.

00:06:11 - Y'all getting ready for the party here?

00:06:17 - What the fuck you say?

00:06:19 - I just asked if y'all are getting ready for the party.

00:06:22 - I'm not getting ready for the party.

00:06:23 - I'm not getting ready for the party.

00:06:25 - I'm getting ready for the party.

00:06:28 Looks like y'all are getting ready.

00:06:29 - Yeah, we just called the Uber, you coming?

00:06:31 - I'm not sure yet. - I'm not sure yet.

00:06:34 - Have you been to a shit house before?

00:06:43 - Yeah, like 90 times.

00:06:44 - Oh my gosh.

00:06:53 Shit.

00:06:54 Yes, dude.

00:06:57 Yes.

00:06:59 Oh, I love college so much!

00:07:01 - Yeah, it's great.

00:07:08 - Yeah, dude.

00:07:10 Fucking hella pussy, bro.

00:07:12 Hella vagina, bro.

00:07:14 Look at my fucking face, bro.

00:07:17 - Oh my God.

00:07:19 - Fuck.

00:07:19 Oh my God, dude.

00:07:22 (dramatic music)

00:07:25 - You okay?

00:07:27 - Yeah, I'm doing shit, dude.

00:07:29 Oh.

00:07:30 Oh my gosh, I should not drink anymore.

00:07:33 Fuck, oh fuck.

00:07:34 Oh.

00:07:36 That's that life, man.

00:07:39 That's that fucking life.

00:07:41 - Are you gonna throw up right now?

00:07:43 - No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

00:07:45 It's okay.

00:07:46 It's okay, I'm good.

00:07:47 I'm good, I'm good.

00:07:48 Thanks, man.

00:07:49 I'm good.

00:07:50 It's okay.

00:07:51 Oh.

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00:07:55 I'm gonna close the door for you, buddy.

00:08:02 - Having fun in a shit house?

00:08:07 - What?

00:08:08 No.

00:08:09 It's really shitty here.

00:08:10 - I don't know what you're talking about, dude.

00:08:11 (laughing)

00:08:20 - Did you steal that bottle of wine from the party?

00:08:23 - Oh no, I brought this from home.

00:08:25 I like having something heavy in my hands

00:08:28 to hold at a party.

00:08:29 - Yeah, I get that.

00:08:31 - I feel like that, it's just too dinky when you hold it.

00:08:34 You know what I mean?

00:08:36 - Yeah, it's too dinky.

00:08:38 - Hey, I like your shirt.

00:08:45 I like your shirt.

00:08:47 - Which one?

00:08:48 - The one you're wearing, too.

00:08:50 - Oh, I have to see the one underneath.

00:08:52 - So I should just take this one off?

00:08:54 - Oh, I don't know.

00:08:55 If you feel comfortable, why not, yeah.

00:08:57 - I'm really comfortable.

00:08:57 - Okay.

00:08:58 - Maggie, Maggie, Maggie, Maggie, Maggie, Maggie, Maggie.

00:09:01 Scott from Stat wants to fuck you, too.

00:09:03 Sophie and Jess talked to him, okay?

00:09:05 So Operation Fuck Scott is in full swing, all right?

00:09:09 I'm gonna get that dick.

00:09:11 It's Operation Cock.

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00:09:42 - Hi.

00:10:02 - You wanna play a game?

00:10:05 - Alex, what's yours?

00:10:08 - Huh?

00:10:09 - What's up?

00:10:11 - I said, do you wanna play a game?

00:10:14 - Oh, game.

00:10:14 Yeah, what's the game?

00:10:18 - It's called Spin the Bottle, have you heard of it?

00:10:20 - Yeah.

00:10:24 - Okay, I'll go first.

00:10:25 - Oh, right here?

00:10:26 Okay.

00:10:27 Go with your hands.

00:10:29 How's it gonna go?

00:10:32 Look at that.

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00:10:39 Ouch.

00:10:45 - You're in trouble, aren't you?

00:10:47 - Trouble?

00:10:48 Wait, sorry, what's your name?

00:10:51 - Georgia.

00:10:51 - Okay, Georgia, I'm gonna really quickly,

00:10:53 Georgia, I'm from Texas.

00:10:55 - Not from Georgia.

00:10:57 - Yeah, no, I was--

00:11:00 - I'm not from Texas.

00:11:03 - That's okay.

00:11:03 - Let's keep it a bet.

00:11:05 - Okay, yeah, I just really quickly,

00:11:06 I was gonna go check on my,

00:11:08 I was gonna go check on my backpack outside.

00:11:10 - You brought a backpack to the party?

00:11:13 - Yeah.

00:11:15 Or I, no, maybe I didn't,

00:11:18 but I just wanted to go check to make sure

00:11:20 that I didn't bring it.

00:11:21 - Oh, and he misses.

00:11:25 (whimpers)

00:11:27 And he makes.

00:11:34 And he makes.

00:11:36 (phone rings)

00:11:40 I am the basket.

00:11:41 - Hey, sweetie.

00:11:45 - Sorry, did I wake you up?

00:11:46 - No, no, no, I'm up just at a party.

00:11:49 You okay?

00:11:52 - Yeah, I'm, yeah, I'm just having a little trouble

00:11:56 falling asleep because I think I have like a cold.

00:11:59 - Shit, I'm so sorry.

00:12:01 - Yeah, thanks, it's okay.

00:12:03 - Are you taking something?

00:12:04 You should be taking stuff.

00:12:05 - Well, I was gonna go to the CVS by campus,

00:12:10 the 24 hour one, and I was gonna get some Claritin, but--

00:12:14 - No, no, no, sweetie, not Claritin.

00:12:16 I always say don't take Claritin

00:12:18 'cause it doesn't do anything for you.

00:12:19 You need to take Allegra.

00:12:21 - Oh, right, yes.

00:12:23 - You need Allegra for the decongestant,

00:12:24 but actually you should take Benadryl at night.

00:12:26 (faintly speaking)

00:12:29 Do that for like three days and it should clear up.

00:12:39 - Okay, perfect.

00:12:42 Okay, awesome.

00:12:43 Well, I'm gonna go walk over to the CVS.

00:12:46 - Honey, why don't you see if Josh could give you a ride?

00:12:49 You probably shouldn't be walking around.

00:12:51 You should rest.

00:12:52 - Maybe, yeah, I'll check with him.

00:12:54 - Okay.

00:12:56 (faintly speaking)

00:12:59 You okay?

00:13:02 - Yeah, I'm just not feeling well

00:13:04 and it's super frustrating,

00:13:06 but I'm gonna go ask Josh if he can take me to the CVS.

00:13:10 So I gotta go.

00:13:11 - Okay, bye, sweet boy.

00:13:15 - Okay, goodnight, I love you.

00:13:22 - I love you.

00:13:23 - I love you too, okay, bye.

00:13:26 (crying)

00:13:28 (crying)

00:13:30 (crying)

00:13:40 (faintly speaking)

00:13:47 (panting)

00:13:49 - Can you leave and don't tell anybody about this?

00:14:04 - Okay.

00:14:06 (laughing)

00:14:07 - I think Alex Drossos and I

00:14:08 might have been going through a rough patch.

00:14:10 (static)

00:14:12 (phone ringing)

00:14:15 - Little third grade grade doober

00:14:21 walks up to little third grade.

00:14:23 - Yep, there we are.

00:14:27 Knock, knock, who's there?

00:14:29 It's me, I'm fucking drunk.

00:14:32 - Are you okay?

00:14:33 - No.

00:14:34 - Sam, you okay?

00:14:37 - No, I'm fine, I'm fine.

00:14:39 I'm not gonna throw up, I'm not gonna fucking--

00:14:41 - You're gonna throw up.

00:14:42 - I'm not gonna throw up, shut the fuck up.

00:14:45 Shut the fuck up, you suck, you suck, you suck.

00:14:49 Get it, got it, get it?

00:14:52 Gary Seinfeld thinks you suck, I think you suck.

00:14:56 What's the deal, shitty roommates?

00:14:58 There's never a good one, there's never a good one.

00:15:02 Bitch, bitch, bitch, oh, but I don't want a roommate.

00:15:05 But I don't want--

00:15:06 (gagging)

00:15:08 I fucking ate you.

00:15:10 - Do you want me to get you some water?

00:15:12 - Ugh, no, yeah, I got water.

00:15:15 - That's a huge bottle of vodka.

00:15:18 - No, it's fucking water.

00:15:20 - You're about to drink vodka right now.

00:15:22 - Shut this--

00:15:24 (gagging)

00:15:26 (sighing)

00:15:28 (sighing)

00:15:31 (sighing)

00:15:33 (sighing)

00:15:37 (sighing)

00:15:39 (sighing)

00:15:41 - Get hugs for a moment, Jess.

00:16:08 (sighing)

00:16:10 Why is college so hard?

00:16:21 I feel like I'm just like, floating,

00:16:27 and nobody, like,

00:16:28 what?

00:16:34 (sighing)

00:16:36 Sam?

00:16:52 Fuck.

00:16:56 Sam?

00:17:00 Sam, you shit yourself.

00:17:01 - Who?

00:17:02 - Sam, I think you might still be shitting.

00:17:04 Are you pooping right now?

00:17:05 - No, no, I didn't.

00:17:06 - Yeah, yeah, you 100% did.

00:17:10 Let's get you up, okay?

00:17:11 - Oh, shit.

00:17:12 - We're gonna go to the shower, okay?

00:17:14 And get your pants off.

00:17:15 - No, these are my good pants.

00:17:18 - These are your what?

00:17:18 - These are my good pants.

00:17:20 - I know, I know they're your good pants,

00:17:21 but you pooped in them.

00:17:24 So we need to at least get up and go to the shower.

00:17:27 - I didn't, no, I didn't do nothing.

00:17:30 - Sam, we need to get up.

00:17:31 - I didn't do nothing.

00:17:33 - You dropped a deuce in our room.

00:17:34 - I didn't do it.

00:17:36 - Okay, now.

00:17:37 Am I not allowed to sleep here?

00:17:48 - What, no, you can.

00:17:49 Did you get kicked out of your room?

00:17:51 - Yeah, yeah.

00:17:53 Did you?

00:17:54 - Oh, no, Ari has got singles.

00:17:56 I just didn't have anything else to eat,

00:17:57 so I had an energy bar.

00:17:58 Earlier, so I just, I can't sleep.

00:18:00 What was on your shirt?

00:18:05 - Oh, I actually have it on still.

00:18:09 Just says, it says the time is now on it.

00:18:16 Nothing special.

00:18:19 - Cool.

00:18:20 - How was your operation?

00:18:24 - Operation?

00:18:26 - Operation.

00:18:28 Operation fucks got from stat.

00:18:30 - Oh, God.

00:18:32 It was like a failed operation.

00:18:34 Nothing happened.

00:18:35 Nothing special.

00:18:37 Were you like about to go to sleep?

00:18:41 Am I like keeping you up?

00:18:42 - Oh, no, no, I wasn't.

00:18:44 I wasn't sleeping.

00:18:45 I'm not tired.

00:18:46 - Okay.

00:18:47 Do you wanna like go hang out?

00:18:50 - Yeah.

00:18:53 Yeah, I'd love to.

00:18:55 Yeah, what do you?

00:18:57 What do you wanna do?

00:18:58 Like, what are we?

00:18:59 - I was thinking we could go to the Grand Canyon.

00:19:02 - The Grand Canyon?

00:19:04 Do you have a car?

00:19:08 - What?

00:19:09 I'm talking about like going to my room

00:19:11 and like hanging out there instead of your.

00:19:13 - Oh.

00:19:15 Like to kiss and have sex?

00:19:20 Is that what you were asking?

00:19:25 - Uh, I guess so.

00:19:27 - Do you even know my name?

00:19:31 - What's your name?

00:19:35 - I'm not gonna just tell you.

00:19:39 - Why?

00:19:40 I'll tell you my name.

00:19:41 - I know your name.

00:19:44 It's Maggie Hill.

00:19:45 You've been my RA for like six months now.

00:19:47 - Why are you making me feel bad?

00:19:49 - 'Cause you should feel bad.

00:19:51 - Okay, well, I do feel bad.

00:19:54 What's your name?

00:19:55 - Get out of here.

00:19:55 - Get out of here?

00:19:57 That's a weird name.

00:19:58 - It's Alex.

00:20:04 - (laughs) Okay, Alex.

00:20:07 I'm sorry that I didn't know or ask.

00:20:10 - Why?

00:20:12 Don't be sorry.

00:20:12 - I'm not.

00:20:13 I do want you to come to my room though.

00:20:17 - Okay.

00:20:18 - I'm just gonna sit here.

00:20:20 - Okay.

00:20:21 - I'm just gonna sit here.

00:20:23 - Okay.

00:20:24 - I'm just gonna sit here.

00:20:26 - Okay.

00:20:27 - I'm just gonna sit here.

00:20:29 - Okay.

00:20:30 - I'm just gonna sit here.

00:20:32 - Okay.

00:20:33 - I'm just gonna sit here.

00:20:35 - Okay.

00:20:35 - I'm just gonna sit here.

00:20:37 - Okay.

00:20:38 - I'm just gonna sit here.

00:20:39 - Okay.

00:20:40 - I'm just gonna sit here.

00:20:41 - Okay.

00:20:42 - I'm just gonna sit here.

00:20:42 - Okay.

00:20:43 - I'm just gonna sit here.

00:20:44 - Okay.

00:20:45 - I'm just gonna sit here.

00:20:46 - Okay.

00:20:47 - I'm just gonna sit here.

00:20:47 - Okay.

00:20:48 - I'm just gonna sit here.

00:20:49 - Okay.

00:20:50 - I'm just gonna sit here.

00:20:51 - Okay.

00:20:52 - I'm just gonna sit here.

00:20:53 - Okay.

00:20:53 - I'm just gonna sit here.

00:20:54 - Okay.

00:20:55 - I'm just gonna sit here.

00:20:56 - Okay.

00:20:57 - I'm just gonna sit here.

00:20:58 - Okay.

00:20:58 - I'm just gonna sit here.

00:20:59 - Okay.

00:21:00 - I'm just gonna sit here.

00:21:01 - Okay.

00:21:02 - I'm just gonna sit here.

00:21:03 - Okay.

00:21:03 - I'm just gonna sit here.

00:21:04 - Okay.

00:21:05 - I'm just gonna sit here.

00:21:06 - Okay.

00:21:07 - I'm just gonna sit here.

00:21:08 - Okay.

00:21:08 - I'm just gonna sit here.

00:21:09 - Okay.

00:21:10 - I'm just gonna sit here.

00:21:11 - Okay.

00:21:12 - Can I have some of this wine that's here?

00:21:15 - Oh yeah, no, you can just have all of it.

00:21:16 I have like a ton of it.

00:21:17 - Well, there's a ton in here,

00:21:18 but I won't have all of it, but.

00:21:20 - Just have as much as you want.

00:21:22 - Cheers.

00:21:23 It's good.

00:21:32 Are you 21?

00:21:36 - No, I have a fake ID.

00:21:38 I'm 19, but I just couldn't get it.

00:21:40 - I'm 19 too.

00:21:41 - I got it for my birthday, like a couple weeks ago.

00:21:44 - Cool.

00:21:48 Happy belated birthday.

00:21:50 - Thank you.

00:21:51 Thanks.

00:21:52 Here you go.

00:21:56 - Thanks.

00:21:57 - How do you get a fake ID?

00:22:04 - It's like a really complicated process

00:22:08 that I feel like we should talk about another time.

00:22:12 - Okay.

00:22:13 - Do you wanna take your hoodie off?

00:22:17 - Yeah.

00:22:18 Yes, I do.

00:22:19 - Come here.

00:22:29 (crickets chirping)

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00:22:47 Take your pants off.

00:23:14 - Take my pants off.

00:23:15 A lot of things happen at once.

00:23:27 - Take your shirt off too.

00:23:38 - Okay.

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00:24:26 - Okay.

00:24:27 What do you like?

00:24:35 - Just play the quiet game, okay?

00:24:40 - Okay.

00:24:41 (whispering)

00:24:44 Can I get my coat up?

00:24:59 - Sure.

00:25:00 (whispering)

00:25:02 - I think all the blood is in my brain.

00:25:19 - Okay, that's fine.

00:25:21 - That's okay, lay down.

00:25:23 - Do you want your clothes?

00:25:28 - Yeah.

00:25:30 - Where's your shirt?

00:25:32 - I'm really sorry.

00:25:45 - No, don't be, it's okay.

00:25:47 - You can take the wrapper too.

00:25:57 - Thanks.

00:25:58 Thanks for being so nice.

00:26:01 - Yeah.

00:26:02 - My room is like a hundred feet away from your room,

00:26:08 so I'm gonna skedaddle.

00:26:10 - You don't have to, I mean, I'm gonna be awake

00:26:15 if you wanna hang out.

00:26:17 Like I was gonna like stay up and drink wine if you,

00:26:19 I'm just saying you don't have to leave right now.

00:26:21 Like I'm gonna be awake.

00:26:23 - Are you sure?

00:26:24 - Yeah, I just, I would feel weird if I drink alone,

00:26:26 but like I feel like it would help me sleep.

00:26:27 So I was thinking like that could be good,

00:26:29 but like also go if you,

00:26:31 I feel like you were trying to go.

00:26:32 - No, no, no, I wasn't.

00:26:34 I mean, I was trying, I mean,

00:26:35 I thought it was 'cause I didn't,

00:26:36 I would love to stay.

00:26:38 - Okay, you don't have to.

00:26:39 - No, I really like to.

00:26:41 - Okay.

00:26:42 - I can Venmo you by the way, I will Venmo you.

00:26:45 - Oh no, it's fine, this is $5 at Target.

00:26:48 - So you have a car?

00:26:49 - No, I walk there.

00:26:50 - I don't have a car either.

00:26:53 Kind of sucks, right?

00:26:56 - Mm, I like walking, but yeah,

00:26:58 I mean in general you wanna make a friend with a car.

00:27:01 - Yeah, none of my friends have cars.

00:27:04 So you're a sophomore, right?

00:27:13 - Yeah.

00:27:14 - Did you, did you have a tough first year?

00:27:23 - What do you mean?

00:27:24 - Like adjusting?

00:27:27 - Yeah, like in general.

00:27:29 - I don't know, like not really, why?

00:27:33 - I am.

00:27:39 - Oh, yeah, I mean, I think everybody like

00:27:42 struggles at first.

00:27:43 - Yeah, I'm like struggling now.

00:27:45 - What's going on?

00:27:49 - Can I tell you a secret?

00:27:51 - Sure.

00:27:52 - I have zero friends.

00:27:54 - You just said you have friends,

00:27:56 you said your friends don't have cars.

00:27:58 - They don't have cars, 'cause they're not real.

00:28:00 - You definitely don't have zero friends.

00:28:03 - I definitely have zero friends.

00:28:04 Like you could say my roommate, Sam, is a friend,

00:28:10 but we hate each other and aren't friends, so.

00:28:15 - So who do you hang out with?

00:28:17 - Timothy from the Marketplace I hang out with

00:28:22 like 30 seconds a day, and to be honest,

00:28:25 I hang out with my stuffed animal from home a lot,

00:28:29 and talk to him some.

00:28:30 That's not true, I don't talk to him.

00:28:33 I more of just like spend a lot of time in my room,

00:28:36 and like my stuffed animal is in the room.

00:28:39 I'm exaggerating, like I don't, that's not,

00:28:45 like I have friends, but like are those two

00:28:48 my closest friends at college?

00:28:50 100%.

00:28:53 (phone buzzing)

00:28:55 But it's okay, 'cause like Timothy is fucking awesome.

00:29:01 - I really like Timothy a lot.

00:29:03 - He's like the warmest guy of all time.

00:29:04 - He makes me feel so good every day.

00:29:06 - He like makes my skin feel good when he talks.

00:29:08 - I know what you mean.

00:29:09 - Yeah. - Yeah.

00:29:09 - Also devastatingly good looking.

00:29:11 - That's part of it.

00:29:12 - Yeah, for sure.

00:29:14 - Take this back.

00:29:22 - My turtle died today.

00:29:23 - Is that what's supposed to be in that tank on your desk?

00:29:28 - Mm-hmm.

00:29:29 - I'm really sorry.

00:29:35 That sucks.

00:29:37 - Thanks.

00:29:38 - I thought turtles were supposed to like live forever.

00:29:47 - I did also, and they don't.

00:29:49 They just die.

00:29:51 - What happened?

00:29:52 - I don't really know.

00:29:55 Like he hadn't been eating, so I think he was sick

00:30:00 or something, and then he like got stuck

00:30:03 when I wasn't here maybe, or like went swimming,

00:30:06 was weak and drowned or like, I don't know what happened.

00:30:11 - So you've had like a really sad day.

00:30:16 - Yeah, I mean, whatever, it was just like a turtle,

00:30:21 but like, yeah, he was like my buddy.

00:30:24 - What was his name?

00:30:29 - Pete.

00:30:31 - That's a really good name for a turtle.

00:30:34 - Thank you.

00:30:35 It means rock, the name Pete.

00:30:37 - Rock?

00:30:38 - Mm-hmm.

00:30:39 - And that was pretty fitting?

00:30:42 - Yeah.

00:30:43 - Like he was your rock in life?

00:30:47 - Mm-hmm, yeah.

00:30:50 - He held on the fort.

00:30:51 - Mm-hmm.

00:30:51 - I wish I could have met him.

00:31:02 - You know what, same.

00:31:03 I feel like you guys would have really hit it off.

00:31:06 - Really?

00:31:07 - Yeah, like you, he was really sensitive also.

00:31:11 - What'd you do with the body?

00:31:17 Sorry if that's inconsiderate to ask, but.

00:31:20 - I threw him away.

00:31:21 - You what?

00:31:24 - Like I threw him in the dumpster in the back of Pauly.

00:31:28 - I can't tell if you're being serious right now.

00:31:31 - What do you mean?

00:31:33 - You threw him away?

00:31:34 - Yeah, what else would I have done?

00:31:36 - You threw Pete away in the dumpster?

00:31:40 Pete, who you, your rock in life, Pete?

00:31:46 - Yeah, I put him in a shoebox.

00:31:48 - Oh my God, that doesn't make it any better.

00:31:50 - What?

00:31:51 - Okay.

00:31:52 - Don't you, didn't you want to bury him?

00:31:55 - Okay, you need to calm down.

00:31:57 - You can't just throw him away in the dumpster.

00:32:00 You can't just get rid of him.

00:32:02 - What?

00:32:03 - You're never gonna know where his little body ends up.

00:32:04 - I don't want to know where his little body ends up.

00:32:07 - Why?

00:32:08 - 'Cause he's dead, what?

00:32:09 - Oh my God, you're a monster.

00:32:12 - I'm not a monster.

00:32:13 - Okay, you're not a monster, but I feel like we should,

00:32:20 we should, did you put him in the dumpster today?

00:32:23 - Mm-hmm.

00:32:23 'Cause it's like ice water.

00:32:25 - Yeah, and it's like in your fucking face.

00:32:27 - Yeah.

00:32:29 - I thought about just not showering

00:32:30 for the rest of my time here.

00:32:31 - Oh my God, no, you're gonna get used to it.

00:32:33 - You've actually gotten used to it?

00:32:34 - No, I feel like I've like, I've gotten used to the fact

00:32:36 that I'm not gonna get used to it, you know what I mean?

00:32:39 I don't know, I've been exercising though,

00:32:40 and I feel like that really helps with the shower.

00:32:42 Like, have you ever tried that?

00:32:44 - Uh, no.

00:32:45 - Like, I don't know, I just go, I do the elliptical thing

00:32:47 and it's like really easy, I just like go to the gym

00:32:49 in Berkus.

00:32:50 - There's a gym in Berkus?

00:32:52 - Yeah, Freshman, oh my God, yeah.

00:32:54 Okay, are you entirely sure?

00:32:57 - I'm entirely sure.

00:32:58 Hold my wine.

00:32:59 Oh gosh, I'm having a little trouble.

00:33:08 - Okay, okay.

00:33:09 - Oh!

00:33:10 (thudding)

00:33:11 Ow, why did you push me?

00:33:13 - I don't know, you were having trouble.

00:33:14 - You just wanted to touch my butt.

00:33:16 Ow, okay.

00:33:19 - Do you see anything?

00:33:20 - Yeah, I got my eyes on water bottles.

00:33:25 That's not trash, it's a cycle.

00:33:27 Mickey D's.

00:33:30 Wait, is Pete really small?

00:33:33 - Yeah, do you see him?

00:33:34 - Hi, Pete, you are so stiff.

00:33:35 I'm feeling like spooked right now.

00:33:37 - Just don't be, just connect, see?

00:33:38 - Is this a shoebox?

00:33:45 - Yeah.

00:33:46 - Okay.

00:33:47 Okay, what'd you decide?

00:33:55 Where are we off to?

00:33:56 - I think I want to bury on the top of Mount Fiji,

00:33:58 if that's okay.

00:33:59 - Yes, what, like in Japan?

00:34:01 - No, it's Mount Fuji, what?

00:34:03 No, I'm talking about Mount Fiji,

00:34:05 like the mountain on top of campus.

00:34:06 - Oh, yes, oh, it's called Mount Fiji.

00:34:09 - Yeah. - Cool.

00:34:10 That's much easier.

00:34:15 - LA?

00:34:16 - Yeah, like this campus, like college.

00:34:19 - Yeah, why, does it feel like yours?

00:34:23 - No, but it's nice hearing it will.

00:34:24 - Where are you from?

00:34:27 - Dallas.

00:34:28 - Okay, so you're from Texas.

00:34:30 I feel like that's like,

00:34:31 you're like 1,500 miles away from your house.

00:34:32 Of course it doesn't feel like your home.

00:34:33 - Okay, yeah, but where are you from?

00:34:35 - Bay Area.

00:34:37 - That's like 500 miles away?

00:34:39 - Yeah, it's like 400.

00:34:40 - Yeah, so you went far away from home too.

00:34:43 - And we both like got dropped off

00:34:46 in a place where we don't know anybody.

00:34:48 At the end of each day,

00:34:49 we can't go home to like our parents' unconditional love.

00:34:54 It's like we're newborn babies here,

00:34:58 but we don't have anybody to hold us.

00:35:01 - What?

00:35:03 (laughing)

00:35:04 Dude, I don't feel like a newborn baby, I don't know.

00:35:07 - I got carried away.

00:35:08 - Yeah.

00:35:09 - I think I'm kinda drunk right now from the wine.

00:35:10 - I think you're very drunk from the wine.

00:35:12 - Okay, sue me.

00:35:14 - Are you in any clubs?

00:35:15 - No, are you?

00:35:18 - No, I have friends.

00:35:19 Like, okay, wait.

00:35:20 Okay, so you know how like people think squirrels are dumb

00:35:23 'cause like they run out of the street and stuff?

00:35:25 - Yeah.

00:35:26 - I read an article one time that said like squirrels

00:35:28 are actually really smart

00:35:29 because the way you measure intelligence

00:35:31 is by how well an animal can like adapt

00:35:33 to their surroundings, you know what I mean?

00:35:35 - Was that pointed?

00:35:37 What, you think I'm dumb

00:35:41 because I'm having a tough time at college?

00:35:42 - No, I think you think other people

00:35:45 just turn their brain off when they get here.

00:35:47 - Yeah, that's literally exactly what I think.

00:35:49 Like, that's a perfect way of putting it.

00:35:51 - I'm trying to tell you,

00:35:52 like that's not turning your brain off.

00:35:53 Like, that is being intelligent.

00:35:55 - Okay, well, I disagree with you

00:35:56 because you said it's how well they adapt

00:35:59 and make use of the place they're in.

00:36:01 And what I'm telling you is that people aren't taking

00:36:03 advantage of the place that they're in.

00:36:05 - What do you mean?

00:36:06 - 4,000 people go here.

00:36:08 4,000 people go to the same school in the same place.

00:36:11 - 4,000 people that don't owe you anything, dude.

00:36:13 Like you're not like constantly being stiffed by people.

00:36:15 - Okay, awesome, great, got it.

00:36:18 Like, I don't owe you anything.

00:36:19 I don't owe you my time.

00:36:21 - I don't think you do.

00:36:23 - But I still wanna hang out with you.

00:36:25 Like I still, I like, I'm down to

00:36:27 hang out with you tonight.

00:36:30 - Yeah, I'm like really fun to be around.

00:36:32 - I'm fun to be around too.

00:36:37 - I'm really fun to be around.

00:36:39 - I don't know, dude.

00:36:40 You said you don't have any friends.

00:36:41 - Yeah, 'cause everybody fucking sucks here.

00:36:43 - Oh, sorry, I forgot.

00:36:45 I forgot that.

00:36:47 What I'm saying is like college is,

00:36:49 and like it should be the most selfish time of your life.

00:36:52 Like the agenda here is not to learn

00:36:54 how to be a great friend.

00:36:55 - Okay, what is the agenda?

00:36:57 Figure out who you are?

00:37:00 - Actually, it is.

00:37:01 - Okay, yeah, whatever, look, watch this comeback.

00:37:04 - Yeah, I want other people to help me in that.

00:37:06 Like I want other people to be a part of my identity.

00:37:09 - I think it's about like figuring out

00:37:11 who you are separate from other people

00:37:12 and like taking care of yourself.

00:37:14 - Yeah, I just don't like college.

00:37:15 I agree with you, but like can you agree with me

00:37:19 that maybe we can add to that agenda?

00:37:21 Like learning how to better look after each other.

00:37:25 - Hey, you guys wanna play with the great Bambino?

00:37:29 - Any interest?

00:37:30 - Should I tell him we're busy?

00:37:31 - Why, what do you mean?

00:37:32 - We have to bury Pete.

00:37:33 - Yeah, we can get after soap bowl.

00:37:34 - My team needs help.

00:37:35 - Tons of interest.

00:37:37 - All right, come on.

00:37:38 - Hey, Carolina.

00:37:39 - Hey.

00:37:40 - How are you?

00:37:41 - How are you?

00:37:42 - Hey, how's it going?

00:37:43 - Oh, good, good.

00:37:44 - Say it, sorry about PJ.

00:37:45 He's a hugger.

00:37:46 - I'm a fan.

00:37:46 - Yes, yeah.

00:37:47 - Can I tell you who you're supposed to be?

00:37:48 - I have a--

00:37:49 - So, here's the but first.

00:37:51 So, I think you should bet.

00:37:52 - Oh.

00:37:53 - Yeah, okay.

00:37:54 - Yeah, I'm a fan, sorry.

00:37:55 We're fans.

00:37:56 - Okay, okay, we'll go from three.

00:37:58 One, two, three.

00:37:59 - Woo!

00:38:00 - Hey.

00:38:01 - Woo!

00:38:02 - Y'all ready yet?

00:38:03 - Yeah, we're ready, punks.

00:38:05 - Yeah, we got a new pitcher,

00:38:06 so it's about to be a comeback.

00:38:07 - New pitching.

00:38:09 (upbeat music)

00:38:11 - Fuck!

00:38:23 - Oh my God.

00:38:24 Oh my God.

00:38:25 - Shit, oh my God.

00:38:26 - Oh my God, oh no.

00:38:26 - Ow.

00:38:27 - Maggie, Maggie, are you okay?

00:38:28 - Oh my God, you suck at pitching.

00:38:30 - Yeah, what did I hit?

00:38:31 - My calf, you are so bad at pitching.

00:38:33 - I know, I'm so sorry.

00:38:34 Wait, guys, do we have ice?

00:38:35 - Yeah, I'll go get some.

00:38:36 - No, no, it's okay.

00:38:37 No, I don't need ice, I'm all right.

00:38:38 - Are you sure?

00:38:39 - I'm all right, yeah, no, he sucks at pitching.

00:38:40 It wasn't that hard.

00:38:41 Fuck.

00:38:41 Ow, it is not a softball.

00:38:47 It's a hardball.

00:38:48 - Dude, I'm so sorry.

00:38:52 - It's okay, it's fine, I'm okay.

00:38:54 - I've like, I really, truly have never been so sorry.

00:38:57 - Oh my God, stop apologizing.

00:38:59 If you keep apologizing, then you're gonna be sorry

00:39:01 'cause I'm gonna knock your block off.

00:39:02 - Make it, make it!

00:39:03 - Protruding is the word.

00:39:04 Why don't we just get you ice?

00:39:07 Like, let's go to Burt's off campus.

00:39:09 We can like, get a lift there.

00:39:10 - It's such a waste of money, it's fine.

00:39:12 It's totally fine.

00:39:13 - Okay, we can just walk there, it's like super close.

00:39:14 - Okay, all right.

00:39:15 If it gets out to like, here.

00:39:17 Like, if it swells like--

00:39:18 - It gets out to here?

00:39:19 - Yeah, like if it swells out that far, then we'll go.

00:39:22 - Okay, how about here?

00:39:23 - Okay.

00:39:24 - Okay. - Okay.

00:39:25 (laughing)

00:39:27 - Am I the first person you've had sex with at college?

00:39:34 - We didn't really have sex.

00:39:39 ♪ Stretch out all the muscles of my body ♪

00:39:42 - Okay.

00:39:43 Am I the first person you've kissed naked at college?

00:39:46 - Yeah.

00:39:49 Yes.

00:39:50 And you're the second person

00:39:53 that I've kissed naked in my life.

00:39:55 I had a girlfriend in high school

00:39:58 and we dated for like, three years.

00:40:00 - Just bring it!

00:40:01 Just bring it!

00:40:01 - What happened?

00:40:04 Did you break up 'cause of college?

00:40:06 - Yeah.

00:40:07 - I had a boyfriend in high school also.

00:40:12 But it was just like, senior year.

00:40:15 - Did you break up for college?

00:40:17 Like, 'cause of the distance?

00:40:19 - No.

00:40:20 We broke up 'cause I kept cheating on him.

00:40:23 (laughing)

00:40:25 (sighing)

00:40:27 - Yeah, I feel like that'll do it

00:40:36 for one of his high school relationships.

00:40:38 (laughing)

00:40:40 - Excuse me!

00:40:41 I'm gonna have to ask you guys to leave the softball field.

00:40:45 - Yeah, when exactly are you gonna have to ask us

00:40:49 to do that, sir?

00:40:50 - Yeah, yeah, what time exactly?

00:40:53 - Okay, I know it didn't get sworn out to here,

00:40:55 but I really feel like-- - No!

00:40:56 - I feel like we should--

00:40:57 - I don't wanna go, I don't wanna go.

00:40:59 I don't wanna go.

00:41:00 Oh, fuck!

00:41:02 - What? - Ow!

00:41:03 - Does it hurt?

00:41:04 - Yeah, it hurts really bad.

00:41:05 - Did it get tight?

00:41:06 - Okay, all right, let's go.

00:41:08 - We should go?

00:41:09 - I definitely thought I was,

00:41:10 but I was just like a fucking asshole

00:41:12 to everybody all the time.

00:41:13 Did you do theater?

00:41:15 - Yes, wait, did you do theater?

00:41:16 - Yeah.

00:41:17 - What? - Yeah.

00:41:18 - Do you ever have like, those stage managers

00:41:21 that were like, really weirdly grumpy and jaded

00:41:23 and actively mean?

00:41:25 - I actually had like, really great stage managers.

00:41:27 - Okay, cool.

00:41:29 Well, I was a stage manager,

00:41:31 and I was just really jealous of the actors,

00:41:34 'cause I always wanted to audition for the play,

00:41:36 but I never did.

00:41:36 It like, wasn't my vibe, so I never did.

00:41:39 - You never auditioned?

00:41:40 - No. - Not even once?

00:41:41 - Not even once.

00:41:42 - So you just moved to LA to pursue your dream

00:41:46 of becoming a star?

00:41:47 - No, oh my God, no.

00:41:50 - Wait, sorry, I think I'm getting a phone call right now.

00:41:53 Sorry.

00:41:54 Yeah, this is my sister,

00:41:56 and I feel like I should answer,

00:41:57 'cause she was like, at a party.

00:41:58 - No, go ahead.

00:41:59 - Okay, sorry.

00:42:00 Hello?

00:42:05 - Oh, fuck!

00:42:07 - Jesse, Mark, off the phone, he's sick.

00:42:11 - You're sick?

00:42:13 - I'm actually better, Mom.

00:42:14 Why'd you call, is everything okay?

00:42:16 - Yeah, boy.

00:42:17 Yes, boy.

00:42:22 - Are you drunk right now?

00:42:23 - No. - Yes.

00:42:24 - All right, dork, well, is that why you called?

00:42:27 Show me that you're drunk?

00:42:28 - No. - Yes.

00:42:28 - Y'all are haters.

00:42:31 - I'm not a hater, I think it's great you drank.

00:42:32 I just can't talk right now.

00:42:33 - I'm a hater.

00:42:34 She's 15, she doesn't even need drinking already.

00:42:36 - Okay, guys, it's so late there.

00:42:38 Y'all go to sleep, I gotta go.

00:42:39 - Dallas doesn't sleep, boys!

00:42:41 - Oh my God, help me.

00:42:43 Al, are you outside?

00:42:44 'Cause you should be inside getting rest.

00:42:46 - You should be inside getting rest.

00:42:47 - Mom, I'm not sick.

00:42:49 I'm with a friend, guys.

00:42:50 I have to, that was like allergies earlier, I think.

00:42:52 I'm fine.

00:42:54 But I have to go.

00:42:55 - Gosh, who are you with?

00:42:56 Are you with a girl?

00:42:58 - Help me, help me, goodbye.

00:42:59 - No, I don't wanna.

00:43:01 - I am so sorry that you had to see that.

00:43:05 - No, I loved it.

00:43:06 - There are a lot.

00:43:08 - Yeah, it seems like you guys were really close.

00:43:10 - Yes.

00:43:13 Yeah.

00:43:14 (wind blowing)

00:43:16 Well, we go way back, so.

00:43:22 - I feel like I learned a ton about you from that.

00:43:29 - Like what?

00:43:30 - I don't know, you have a really cute sister,

00:43:32 and your mom is such a mom.

00:43:36 - She's such a mom.

00:43:36 - Yeah.

00:43:38 - She really leans into the mom stuff.

00:43:41 She gives lots of hugs.

00:43:43 - What about your dad, does he give a lot of hugs?

00:43:45 - He used to, but my dad passed away.

00:43:53 He died.

00:43:54 - I'm sorry.

00:43:57 - It's fine.

00:43:57 - Has that like really affected you?

00:44:01 - My dad died?

00:44:03 (laughing)

00:44:05 - I'm so sorry.

00:44:08 I just mean like, like how has it really affected you?

00:44:10 I guess.

00:44:14 - I don't know.

00:44:15 Like, this is gonna sound weird,

00:44:18 but I really don't think it's affected me that much.

00:44:22 Like, like I obviously missed having him around,

00:44:27 but I don't know, everything was

00:44:33 and everything has been okay.

00:44:38 - Okay?

00:44:39 I don't know.

00:44:42 Like three months before he died,

00:44:46 he wrote me and my sister this letter,

00:44:48 and at the end of the letter,

00:44:50 it said that our names will forever be carved into his heart.

00:44:54 And that just like really, I don't know.

00:45:01 - Wow, he wrote that?

00:45:04 - Yeah, I know, right?

00:45:06 (wind blowing)

00:45:09 - Oh fuck, dude.

00:45:12 - Oh shit.

00:45:13 - It's closed.

00:45:14 - Oh my God, wait.

00:45:15 No, I thought it was supposed to be open 24 hours.

00:45:17 - Yeah, so did I.

00:45:18 What are we gonna do for ice?

00:45:20 - Do you think this thing is cold?

00:45:25 - Seven stars.

00:45:26 - Okay.

00:45:27 - Okay, Jack.

00:45:28 - Okay, Jack.

00:45:29 - What are your parents like?

00:45:33 - They're fine.

00:45:36 They're just like parents.

00:45:38 - That's super boring.

00:45:40 - I don't know, like they suck.

00:45:42 I just felt like, you just said your dad is dead.

00:45:44 So I didn't really wanna complain about my parents.

00:45:47 (laughing)

00:45:49 - Why do they suck?

00:45:54 - My dad's like a loser,

00:46:00 and my mom's like really cold and distant

00:46:02 'cause she chose such a fucking asshole

00:46:04 to be the father of her children, I think.

00:46:07 - Are they divorced?

00:46:11 - Oh yeah, oh yeah, they're divorced.

00:46:14 They got divorced when I was like in first grade,

00:46:16 and my mom's like dating a guy named Bruce now.

00:46:20 - Do you like Bruce?

00:46:23 - I don't know Bruce.

00:46:24 He seems fine.

00:46:25 I don't know, he's kinda weird.

00:46:26 I just met him like one time though.

00:46:28 - Do you have a relationship with your dad?

00:46:33 - I haven't spoken to him since I was 15.

00:46:36 - What?

00:46:36 - Yeah.

00:46:37 - Oh my God, what?

00:46:39 - Yeah, my sister and I told him we hated him

00:46:43 and we never wanna talk to him again,

00:46:45 and he just like listened to that.

00:46:47 He like actually got remarried like two years ago

00:46:55 and like didn't invite us to the wedding.

00:46:59 And like, it was this like really big wedding,

00:47:00 and like all my aunts and uncles

00:47:02 and like grandparents and stuff were there.

00:47:04 - That's like super immature.

00:47:09 - Yeah, that's what I mean.

00:47:11 He's just like a fucking loser.

00:47:13 - Does it make you more sad or more angry?

00:47:20 - What?

00:47:22 - Like your dad being, like does it make you,

00:47:28 like does your shitty dad make you more sad or more angry?

00:47:32 - Um, I don't know.

00:47:40 I guess like neither, honestly.

00:47:42 Like it's just been bad with him for so long

00:47:44 that like I don't feel a lot about it.

00:47:47 I don't feel like angry or sad or anything.

00:47:49 Sometimes I feel like sad on his behalf.

00:47:54 Like it's so sad that he doesn't,

00:47:58 I don't know, like maybe it sounds conceited,

00:48:00 but like my sister and I grew up to be like such cool people

00:48:04 and like he doesn't get to know that, you know?

00:48:06 So it's like, like sad for him.

00:48:11 It's like shitty.

00:48:13 - Wow, I almost killed that guy.

00:48:14 - Yeah.

00:48:15 - That would have been his fault totally though.

00:48:16 - Yeah, right?

00:48:17 He didn't have the white pedestrian light.

00:48:19 - Wait, the white pedestrian light?

00:48:23 - You mean the green pedestrian light?

00:48:25 I'm talking about the person.

00:48:26 - Yeah, the person's green, right?

00:48:29 - He's, I think he's white.

00:48:34 - Jeff, I'm pretty sure it's green, like the red hand.

00:48:40 So that would mean the person's green.

00:48:43 - He all are both colorblind.

00:48:46 It's absolutely white.

00:48:48 - Well, I'm actually colorblind,

00:48:49 but she thinks it's green too.

00:48:50 - I'm actually colorblind also.

00:48:52 - You're what?

00:48:53 - Colorblind. - You're both colorblind?

00:48:54 - Yeah.

00:48:55 - I thought girls can't be colorblind.

00:48:56 - Women can be colorblind, it's just 0.3% of them are.

00:48:59 - We're both colorblind?

00:49:01 - Yeah, that's crazy.

00:49:02 - That is crazy.

00:49:04 Have you guys heard of those glasses, like curettes?

00:49:08 - Yeah.

00:49:09 - With the videos?

00:49:09 - Uh-huh.

00:49:10 - Yeah, are they expensive?

00:49:12 - Yeah, I don't know.

00:49:13 I don't know how you feel about it.

00:49:14 I feel like I would never wanna wear them

00:49:15 'cause then I'd have to take them off

00:49:16 and reckon with that.

00:49:17 - Yeah.

00:49:18 I do wanna, I wanna try it at least once

00:49:21 and have that experience.

00:49:22 That's crazy that you're colorblind.

00:49:24 - Yeah.

00:49:25 - Are you allergic to peanuts?

00:49:27 - No, wait, why?

00:49:29 - Just checking, I'm allergic to gluten.

00:49:31 - Really, that's like a bad one.

00:49:33 - Yeah, tell me about it.

00:49:34 - You're colorblind and allergic to peanuts?

00:49:37 - Yes.

00:49:38 I wouldn't have survived like a day in the before Christ days.

00:49:42 - No, you would have been fine.

00:49:43 You just would have had to find a good partner.

00:49:46 - Don't look at me.

00:49:49 I'm colorblind.

00:49:50 I wouldn't have been,

00:49:51 I've been the only colorblind woman alive in Mesopotamia.

00:49:53 (gentle music)

00:49:56 - Maybe I should have him cremated.

00:50:14 - So you can keep him in your room?

00:50:16 I'm down to cremate him if you want.

00:50:21 I'll go on another adventure.

00:50:22 - No, I'm just procrastinating.

00:50:24 Okay, let's do this.

00:50:29 Can you help me?

00:50:38 - Yeah, are you okay?

00:50:41 - It's just weird.

00:50:42 This is so weird.

00:50:43 - Yeah, I know, it's just so weird.

00:50:45 Yeah, burying a dead body is the weirdest thing ever.

00:50:47 - It's so fucking weird.

00:50:48 - Well, we can slow down.

00:50:51 We don't have to do it right now.

00:50:52 We can take our time.

00:50:53 We feel like we're rushing.

00:50:54 Here, let me do this.

00:51:01 - What are you doing?

00:51:05 - I'm gonna take Pete out of the hole

00:51:07 and keep him out so he's visible.

00:51:13 It was nice seeing him before.

00:51:15 I realized we haven't looked at him all night.

00:51:17 - Okay, he's been in the shoebox.

00:51:19 - Yeah, and he's a beautiful turtle.

00:51:22 - Thank you.

00:51:22 - Did you have something to do with that?

00:51:27 - Yeah, I gave birth to him.

00:51:28 Do you believe in God?

00:51:35 - On airplanes, I do.

00:51:40 - It's like any time I can't even pretend

00:51:44 to have any control.

00:51:45 - Yeah, yes.

00:51:47 - I feel like when I think about dying,

00:51:50 I'm just like, see you soon, big guy.

00:51:54 It's like, slow down.

00:51:55 - Yeah, death sucks.

00:52:02 I'm not okay with it.

00:52:03 Death is ass.

00:52:05 - I just, I don't know, I can't believe

00:52:13 that everything is just gonna vanish, you know?

00:52:16 (water bubbling)

00:52:19 - Yeah, stuff's gonna vanish from you too, though.

00:52:30 Like, you're not alone in that.

00:52:34 (water bubbling)

00:52:37 - Maggie? - Yeah.

00:52:48 - You okay? - Mm-hmm.

00:52:49 Yeah, I'm okay, I'm fine.

00:52:52 I'm fine, I'm okay, I'm all right.

00:52:56 Okay, let's do it, I'm ready to do the burial, let's do it.

00:53:02 - Okay, yes, I totally agree, but can I say,

00:53:04 can I throw it out, throw out an idea?

00:53:05 - Yeah, go ahead.

00:53:06 - Okay, well, like earlier I was gonna suggest

00:53:08 that you say some words, and I was thinking at first

00:53:09 that it would be after we buried him,

00:53:11 but now I'm thinking that doesn't make any sense,

00:53:14 and you should just say words now, like while he's out.

00:53:17 - Okay.

00:53:18 Let's do it.

00:53:21 Can you start and like, I'll just close?

00:53:25 I'm just gonna close.

00:53:27 - Yeah.

00:53:31 Pete, I really wish I could have known you

00:53:36 when you were able to move around and hang out.

00:53:41 I can tell Maggie really likes you a ton,

00:53:45 so I'm really bummed that we couldn't be friends.

00:53:50 But I'm really, really glad that you were such

00:53:56 a great friend to Maggie for so long,

00:54:00 because she's really, really awesome,

00:54:03 and I feel like you had a lot to do with that.

00:54:06 So good job.

00:54:09 You did a really good job being alive and being a friend.

00:54:16 I'm done with my trilogy.

00:54:26 Pete, I have not dealt with as much tragedy and loss

00:54:31 as Alex has, so my eulogy's gonna fucking blow comparatively.

00:54:36 Yeah, I mean, Alex was right.

00:54:43 You were a really good friend,

00:54:45 and you were a really great listener,

00:54:49 and I really felt like I could cut through

00:54:53 all the bullshit with you, which was really nice.

00:54:56 I don't know, it's gonna suck when I...

00:55:06 I don't know, it's gonna suck when I...

00:55:12 (crickets chirping)

00:55:15 I feel like we're gonna start feeling kind of hungover.

00:55:39 Should we have a beer or something,

00:55:41 like level ourselves out?

00:55:42 - Yeah, sure.

00:55:45 I mean, I'm not dying for a brewski,

00:55:48 but I'll have one if you have one.

00:55:50 - What about Dos Equises?

00:55:58 - No, yeah, all beer tastes the same to me,

00:56:02 minus the IPA stuff, I think, or whatever.

00:56:04 - Dos Equises.

00:56:07 - Oh, that's clever.

00:56:11 (sniffing)

00:56:13 What's up?

00:56:23 Not a lot of chuckles coming from the audience.

00:56:26 You guys tired?

00:56:29 Why, y'all hungover?

00:56:32 - You're just not funny.

00:56:33 (laughing)

00:56:35 - Oh.

00:56:36 You're just not attractive, so how's that?

00:56:40 Yeah, no, I heard a couple of you say it, huh?

00:56:44 It's, yeah, I'm hungover too, I'm hungover too.

00:56:47 I was actually gonna wake up

00:56:48 and write some jokes for y'all today,

00:56:50 but instead, I had to clean shit off my floor.

00:56:54 Shit my pants.

00:56:58 Yeah, too much Schlitz.

00:57:01 I'll get ya.

00:57:03 Come on, what is this?

00:57:07 Open mic and muffins, wow.

00:57:10 That's an idea.

00:57:11 - Hey.

00:57:25 - Hey.

00:57:26 Can you hit me in my shirt?

00:57:28 - Yeah.

00:57:29 Yeah.

00:57:31 Yeah.

00:57:34 - I'll turn around.

00:57:37 - Okay.

00:57:37 - Hey, do you know that you talk in your sleep?

00:57:49 - What?

00:57:49 - Are you dressed?

00:57:52 Can I turn around?

00:57:52 - Yeah.

00:57:53 - You talk in your sleep.

00:57:58 Last night, in the middle of the night,

00:58:01 I woke up to a noise and it was you.

00:58:04 You had a blanket right here

00:58:06 and you were holding it really tight

00:58:07 and you were like, "Ah, it's okay."

00:58:10 And I was like, "Maggie, are you okay?"

00:58:12 And you were like, "Yeah, I'm totally fine."

00:58:17 It was probably the sweetest thing I've ever seen.

00:58:21 - I don't know, I was really drunk last night, I guess.

00:58:24 - When we fell asleep?

00:58:27 - Yeah.

00:58:29 - I mean, yeah, I guess we did have a ton of wine

00:58:34 and I am feeling pretty hungover right now.

00:58:37 - Yeah, sorry.

00:58:39 I just like, I have to start my day and stuff.

00:58:42 Do you mind if I just get past you?

00:58:45 - Yeah, I'm blocking you.

00:58:46 - Yeah. - Yeah.

00:58:47 - You're still here.

00:58:58 - Yeah.

00:58:58 I put my clothes on though.

00:59:01 Sorry.

00:59:04 Can I have a sip of that water?

00:59:05 Oh, you're doing it.

00:59:06 Can I have it after?

00:59:07 - Sure. - Thanks.

00:59:09 When you were gone, I remembered

00:59:16 an insane dream I had last night.

00:59:18 You and I were floating in space

00:59:22 and then we saw George Clooney

00:59:25 and then he asked us how Sandra Bullock was doing.

00:59:29 - That's insane.

00:59:33 I'm gonna make my bed.

00:59:34 - Have you seen that movie?

00:59:35 - No, I haven't.

00:59:36 - It's called "Gravity"

00:59:39 with Sandra Bullock and George Clooney.

00:59:42 I think it won a bunch of Oscars in like 2014 or something.

00:59:47 Hey, do you wanna go get a breakfast burrito or something?

00:59:59 A Tropicana?

01:00:00 - I haven't been, but Sam talks about it a lot.

01:00:03 Just be like a little walk.

01:00:04 - Yeah, yeah, sorry.

01:00:05 I just feel like that sounds like a ton to me right now.

01:00:08 - Okay, I feel like you're really grumpy right now

01:00:11 and you want me to leave.

01:00:12 Is that correct?

01:00:13 - I'm not like really grumpy.

01:00:14 I have like a lot to do today.

01:00:16 So I like, that's, I'm freaking out about that.

01:00:18 So I wanna start-

01:00:19 - Okay, yeah, I get that.

01:00:20 I understand that.

01:00:22 That makes sense.

01:00:22 I just feel like,

01:00:23 I just feel like I'm missing something right now.

01:00:27 - I don't know what you mean.

01:00:28 - I just, you're,

01:00:29 (door creaking)

01:00:32 I just wanna like knock on her door.

01:00:49 I don't know.

01:00:49 - Well, then knock on her door.

01:00:51 - Oh my God, Mom, I can't.

01:00:52 That's what I'm trying to tell you.

01:00:52 I can't do that.

01:00:53 She doesn't want that.

01:00:54 - Okay, well, I don't know what you want me to say here.

01:00:56 Okay, I've shared my thoughts.

01:00:58 You know, she's your best friend.

01:01:00 You knock on her door.

01:01:00 You say, "Emily, I'm sorry."

01:01:01 - Okay, bye, Mom.

01:01:02 Okay, bye, Mom.

01:01:03 Bye, Mom.

01:01:04 Bye, Mom.

01:01:05 - Wait, is Josh involved in this?

01:01:06 (doorbell ringing)

01:01:20 (footsteps)

01:01:22 - Can we be ready?

01:01:43 - Yes.

01:01:44 - I am so starving.

01:01:46 Hey, do you have a stopping point soon?

01:01:48 - No, no, you'll just go without me.

01:01:49 I'll be here.

01:01:50 - Maggie, when is this due?

01:01:51 - Oh my God, soon.

01:01:53 - What does soon mean?

01:01:54 - Next week.

01:01:56 - Oh, bitch, no.

01:01:57 - Of course not.

01:01:58 - No.

01:01:59 - I'm just, sorry, I'm just like on a roll.

01:02:00 Guys, this is really important.

01:02:05 - Excuse me, everyone.

01:02:06 My friend here's on a roll.

01:02:08 Eyes forward and keep it down.

01:02:09 She's on a roll.

01:02:10 Sir, sir, I hate to bother you.

01:02:12 I'm so sorry, sir.

01:02:14 You see my friend over here?

01:02:16 See her?

01:02:17 I'm so sorry to bother you.

01:02:18 She's on a roll and this is very distracting.

01:02:21 - Right now?

01:02:22 - Yeah, it's distracting her.

01:02:23 She hates the worst people in the world.

01:02:26 - Sup, big cheese.

01:02:28 - Hey.

01:02:29 - Where'd you sleep last night?

01:02:34 - I actually slept in this girl's room.

01:02:39 - Ooh, pussy boy.

01:02:43 Great.

01:02:47 - Are you about to smoke a cigarette?

01:02:49 - Can you not be a bitch?

01:02:51 The jewel's charging.

01:02:53 It's something.

01:02:54 - Okay, what if you and I get high together instead?

01:02:58 - You wanna smoke weed with me?

01:03:03 - Yeah, let's smoke weed.

01:03:05 - Fire.

01:03:10 - Shit.

01:03:13 - Sorry, this is gonna sound weird,

01:03:14 but do you think, could you light it for me?

01:03:17 - Yeah, you never smoked weed before?

01:03:20 - No, I have, but like in high school I did some,

01:03:23 but my girlfriend would always light it for me

01:03:26 'cause I always burned my thumb.

01:03:29 - Oh, yeah, yeah, that's the gayest thing I've ever heard.

01:03:32 Go for it.

01:03:33 - Like she made me feel like such a weirdo

01:03:35 for asking to go get breakfast burritos.

01:03:38 - I've been there.

01:03:41 - When?

01:03:43 - You said been there?

01:03:44 When have you been there?

01:03:45 - No, no, no, no, no, just like,

01:03:48 dang man, been there.

01:03:50 - I don't, wait, what?

01:03:55 - I, I mean, I haven't actually been there,

01:04:01 but I was just like for you, I was like,

01:04:03 fuck, dude, been there.

01:04:06 - But you haven't actually been there?

01:04:08 - I'm here for you.

01:04:12 - You haven't actually been there?

01:04:14 - I'm here for you.

01:04:15 - I'm here for you.

01:04:16 - You haven't actually been there?

01:04:17 - I'm here for you.

01:04:18 - You haven't actually been there?

01:04:19 - I'm here for you.

01:04:20 - You haven't actually been there?

01:04:21 - I'm here for you.

01:04:21 - You haven't actually been there?

01:04:22 - I'm here for you.

01:04:23 - You haven't actually been there?

01:04:24 - I'm here for you.

01:04:25 - You haven't actually been there?

01:04:26 - I'm here for you.

01:04:26 - You haven't actually been there?

01:04:27 - I'm here for you.

01:04:28 - You haven't actually been there?

01:04:29 - I'm here for you.

01:04:30 - You haven't actually been there?

01:04:31 - I'm here for you.

01:04:31 - You haven't actually been there?

01:04:32 - I'm here for you.

01:04:33 - You know what I did last night?

01:04:35 - I mean, I just need to hydrate, take a nap.

01:04:40 I'll probably just like jerk off, smoke more, I'll be ready.

01:04:45 - How do you always know about all the parties?

01:04:47 - The senior water polo guys have a document

01:04:50 called the party schedule

01:04:51 and they put it on our group text.

01:04:53 (laughing)

01:04:56 - Yeah.

01:05:01 - But yeah, this one's saying that you gotta wear a wig

01:05:06 to the party.

01:05:08 This one, it says that you have to wear a wig.

01:05:16 - We have to wear wigs?

01:05:18 If I send someone a message on Insta,

01:05:23 can I see if they've seen it?

01:05:25 - Yeah, yeah, it'll say seen.

01:05:27 - What?

01:05:29 - Shh, shit.

01:05:31 - Let me see that.

01:05:31 Oh my God, dude, you sent her so many messages.

01:05:38 - Yeah.

01:05:39 - What?

01:05:41 - It's not like we're in middle school,

01:05:42 we don't have to like play games,

01:05:43 we don't have to like be elusive.

01:05:44 - What, where the first eight flags not red enough?

01:05:46 You just wanna send a brighter one?

01:05:49 - That's her, right there, that's her right there.

01:05:51 She's gonna get a wig, she's gonna get a wig.

01:05:53 - What, so?

01:05:54 - We go this way.

01:05:55 - Okay, right here.

01:06:01 - Hey, what's going on?

01:06:02 - Oh, we don't need any help, thank you.

01:06:04 - Oh no, we don't work here.

01:06:06 - Yeah, we go to school with y'all.

01:06:08 - Oh hey, do you guys sell water bottles?

01:06:10 - We don't work here.

01:06:11 - Yeah, I mean, I sell jewel pots, but that's all.

01:06:13 - Yeah, we don't work here, we go to school with y'all.

01:06:15 Maggie.

01:06:16 - Hey.

01:06:17 - Oh, you guys know each other?

01:06:19 - No, we all go to school together, they just said that.

01:06:21 - Okay, see you.

01:06:26 - Yeah.

01:06:27 - Yikes.

01:06:30 - That was horrible.

01:06:31 - Yeah.

01:06:32 - That was so bad.

01:06:33 My heart just like dropped out of my butthole just now.

01:06:37 - Wait, your heart what?

01:06:39 - Why is she like playing games?

01:06:40 She's like playing games with me.

01:06:41 - I mean, it doesn't seem like she's like playing games,

01:06:43 it just seems more like she doesn't wanna talk to you.

01:06:47 Are you sure that was the girl?

01:06:50 - Yeah, that was the girl.

01:06:52 - Well, it's just weird, it just seems like

01:06:55 she didn't know that you existed.

01:06:59 I mean, you know, shit gets dark sometimes.

01:07:03 Do you have good vision?

01:07:04 - I'm ready for tonight, I'm fucking ready.

01:07:07 - I'm kinda nervous, I feel like I'm gonna see Maggie

01:07:10 and I'm gonna act like super dumb.

01:07:12 - Oh, no dude, you gotta stop that shit, man.

01:07:15 Like honestly, look at me, just get her out of your head,

01:07:19 don't even think about it.

01:07:21 You don't talk to her, that's the move.

01:07:24 You talk to other girls and then she sees

01:07:27 that you're not the little bitch

01:07:28 that you always claimed that you are.

01:07:31 - I never claimed that.

01:07:32 - Yeah, you do, you do, man, come on.

01:07:35 Don't talk to her tonight, okay?

01:07:37 Amp up, what are you gonna do?

01:07:38 What are you gonna do tonight?

01:07:39 - Not talk to Maggie.

01:07:40 - Not talk to Maggie.

01:07:42 Not talk to Maggie, not talk to Maggie,

01:07:45 not talk to Maggie, not talk to Maggie.

01:07:49 - Oh God, come in here.

01:07:50 You know what, fuck you too, bro, okay?

01:07:56 - Fuck you.

01:07:57 - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

01:08:01 - What's up?

01:08:02 - Guys. - Hey.

01:08:02 - Hey, man. - Just wanna know,

01:08:03 where y'all going?

01:08:04 - We're going into the party.

01:08:05 - Yeah. - At basketball house.

01:08:07 - It's not an open party.

01:08:08 - Yeah, we have wigs on.

01:08:12 - Yeah, I can see that, but neither of you have tits.

01:08:14 So you're gonna have to know someone on the team.

01:08:18 - Yeah, no other house has that rule, man.

01:08:21 - I understand that, I get what you're saying,

01:08:23 but see, basketball house is a little different.

01:08:25 And if you don't know anybody--

01:08:26 - Oh, we know Jay.

01:08:26 - You know Jay?

01:08:29 - Yeah. - Yeah, yeah.

01:08:32 - You know Jay? - Yeah, yeah.

01:08:33 - From the basketball team.

01:08:34 - Big guy, tall, tall. - Tall Jay.

01:08:36 Fuck it, man, go ahead, go ahead.

01:08:38 - I'm not even tripping, bro.

01:08:39 You know, it's a good night, you know what I mean?

01:08:41 Everybody's having fun, not me, clearly.

01:08:45 - Oh, wow. - Don't get too wild, though.

01:08:47 Party animals. - Yeah, yeah.

01:08:49 - You too. - Yeah.

01:08:50 - I gotta look out for you guys.

01:08:51 - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:08:53 - I can't believe we got in.

01:08:54 - Yeah, man, fuck that bouncer.

01:08:56 Here, take it.

01:08:58 - Oh, no, no, I'm good, I've had way too much.

01:09:00 - Okay, one to go.

01:09:01 - Oh, my God, oh, my God.

01:09:03 (coughing)

01:09:07 So, good news, I haven't seen Maggie.

01:09:09 - What? - I haven't seen Maggie.

01:09:11 Ow, dude, I said I have not.

01:09:13 I have not seen her. - But you brought her up.

01:09:15 Man, you gotta get her out of your head.

01:09:17 - Where's your water polo team?

01:09:23 - Fuck the water polo team.

01:09:25 No, look at me.

01:09:27 Tonight, you and I, we're making new friends, okay?

01:09:31 By new friends, I mean, I mean fucking girls,

01:09:35 and by make, I mean we're just,

01:09:38 we're gonna have sex with them, man.

01:09:39 Like, let's get outside the comfort zone.

01:09:42 - Maggie is outside of my comfort zone, though.

01:09:44 - No, she's inside the comfort zone.

01:09:46 You were talking with her, snuggling, oh.

01:09:48 You were talking with her all last night, weren't you?

01:09:51 No, we don't need that.

01:09:52 Look around you, look at this.

01:09:54 Look at the plethora of pussy, okay?

01:09:57 Who do you got, who are you picking?

01:09:59 - I actually, I know that girl from the other night.

01:10:02 - I'm talking with that girl, all right?

01:10:06 Ready?

01:10:07 Break!

01:10:08 Julia.

01:10:14 - Alex from your softball game, right?

01:10:17 - Yeah. - Hi.

01:10:18 I'm being anti-social here,

01:10:20 but my friends Caroline and Garrett from softball,

01:10:22 actually, they're not here yet, so.

01:10:25 I just don't know what to do with myself.

01:10:27 - I don't know what to do with myself either.

01:10:29 - That's ideal. - Yes, yeah.

01:10:31 - Oh, how's Maggie's leg?

01:10:33 - Oh, it's good.

01:10:35 I think it's okay, I don't know.

01:10:37 That was wild, though.

01:10:39 - Yeah, you hit her super hard,

01:10:41 but it was kind of like she barely felt anything.

01:10:43 - I know, she's super tough.

01:10:46 - I mean, y'all are so cute together.

01:10:49 - Oh, no, we're not, we're not, we're not together.

01:10:52 We're not, we're just friends.

01:10:55 We're not friends.

01:10:56 - Well, who are you with tonight?

01:10:58 - I'm hoping you, Caroline and Garrett.

01:11:02 - Yeah.

01:11:05 - Really? - Yeah.

01:11:07 No.

01:11:18 ♪ Not a day goes by where this love ain't okay ♪

01:11:23 ♪ Anything that we end tonight ♪

01:11:26 ♪ Really anything ♪

01:11:27 ♪ Not a day goes by where this love ain't okay ♪

01:11:32 ♪ Anything that we end tonight ♪

01:11:35 ♪ Really anything ♪

01:11:36 ♪ Cross the line ♪

01:11:39 ♪ My love's only got you so far gone ♪

01:11:44 ♪ I hate to be the one to tell you something's fine ♪

01:11:48 ♪ But I think none of us still walk the line ♪

01:11:53 ♪ Not a day goes ♪

01:11:56 (hip hop music)

01:11:59 (hip hop music)

01:12:02 (hip hop music)

01:12:04 (hip hop music)

01:12:07 (hip hop music)

01:12:10 (hip hop music)

01:12:32 (hip hop music)

01:12:35 - Hey, get a room you two.

01:12:46 - Yo, what the fuck man?

01:12:48 - Oh my gosh.

01:12:49 I'm so sorry.

01:12:50 I thought,

01:12:51 I thought you two were my friends

01:12:56 and I was gonna try to be funny.

01:12:58 - Yo, I don't think your two friends

01:13:00 were found that funny at all.

01:13:01 - Yeah, that wasn't funny.

01:13:03 - Yeah, that wasn't funny at all.

01:13:05 I'm sorry.

01:13:06 That's my bad.

01:13:06 - Yo, it's cool.

01:13:08 - Yo, who do you know the best, what team?

01:13:09 - What's that?

01:13:10 - I said, who do you know the team in?

01:13:11 - Oh, I know,

01:13:12 I know Jay.

01:13:16 Yeah.

01:13:20 - I'm Jay.

01:13:23 - Yeah, you're literally talking to Jay right now, dumbass.

01:13:27 - What?

01:13:31 Oh.

01:13:32 I haven't seen him in so long.

01:13:36 - Matt, get Charlie.

01:13:37 - Jay, it's me, Alex.

01:13:39 - Oh, you're the guy who's leaving.

01:13:40 - Oh, that was a good one.

01:13:43 I'm gonna give you that one.

01:13:44 - Go, go dude.

01:13:46 - Fucking freshman bouncer, bitch.

01:13:51 - All right man, walk safe man.

01:13:53 Get back to your dorm.

01:13:55 - All right, walk safe man.

01:13:56 You have a good night.

01:13:57 - That was you.

01:14:00 How much playing time are you getting

01:14:02 on the basketball team?

01:14:04 I feel like it's not a ton

01:14:07 'cause coach probably thinks you're too,

01:14:09 you're too small.

01:14:12 - Okay, man, have a good night.

01:14:13 Have a good night.

01:14:14 - You know who you remind me of?

01:14:15 You remind me of one of those kids in high school

01:14:17 whose parents would always tell the coach

01:14:19 to play them more.

01:14:20 - Good one.

01:14:21 - That was you, huh?

01:14:23 - You came in the night.

01:14:24 - This is my impression of you.

01:14:25 I'm gonna do an impression of you.

01:14:28 Hey coach, can I come into the game?

01:14:31 I'll make sure the bench is warm for Jay.

01:14:34 What's that Jay?

01:14:36 You want me to make sure no one comes inside your party?

01:14:38 - That was good.

01:14:45 - Yeah.

01:14:47 - Do you wanna get in tenant?

01:14:51 - Do I wanna get in tenant?

01:14:55 - Yeah, like have sex again in 10 minutes.

01:14:59 - No.

01:15:00 (laughing)

01:15:02 - Hey.

01:15:24 - Oh shit, what up?

01:15:27 - What the fuck?

01:15:28 - Dang bro, is this your room?

01:15:31 - No, is this not your room?

01:15:32 - Yeah, this is my room.

01:15:34 Yeah, this is my room.

01:15:35 Yeah, get out.

01:15:36 - Okay, for sure bro, for sure.

01:15:38 Oh fuck, are you guys like dating?

01:15:44 - No.

01:15:44 - No, we're just like friends

01:15:46 and I wanna talk to my friend in my room

01:15:47 so if you could just get out, get the fuck out.

01:15:49 - Yeah, for sure bro, for sure man.

01:15:51 Jeez man.

01:15:53 - Get out.

01:15:55 - What, dude, jeez.

01:15:56 - Jeez.

01:15:57 - What the fuck are you doing?

01:16:05 - What the fuck are you doing?

01:16:07 You just fucked this dude in here?

01:16:08 - That's none of your business.

01:16:09 I'm gonna leave and if you follow me,

01:16:11 I'm gonna kick your ass, I'm serious.

01:16:13 - What?

01:16:15 - Don't follow me.

01:16:16 - Maggie, what is going on right now?

01:16:17 - Nothing is going on.

01:16:19 - I thought you and I were like having a thing outside.

01:16:21 I was like, I was like crushing college in there.

01:16:24 - Oh my God, okay.

01:16:26 Yeah, it seemed like you were having fun.

01:16:27 Like what do you want me to fucking say, dude?

01:16:28 Like congrats on crushing college?

01:16:29 - No, I was just like doing that for you.

01:16:31 - What?

01:16:32 - Like I was putting on a show for you.

01:16:33 I was like trying to get your attention.

01:16:35 - Don't do that, I don't want you to do that.

01:16:37 That doesn't make any sense.

01:16:39 - You like got me a drink

01:16:40 and like told me to keep ramping up.

01:16:41 You were like, you were like flirting with me.

01:16:43 We were like making eye contact.

01:16:45 We were like having a peak moment

01:16:46 and then you just fucking disappeared.

01:16:47 Like fuck a dude?

01:16:48 - Okay, you were having a peak moment.

01:16:50 I was just at a fucking party and I brought you a drink

01:16:52 and then I went back to what I was doing.

01:16:55 - Why do you want to just go back to what you were doing?

01:16:58 - What do you mean?

01:16:59 - Why are you acting like last night didn't fucking happen?

01:17:02 Why were you so mean to me today at the store?

01:17:04 Why didn't you like introduce me to your fucking friends?

01:17:06 - Why did you send me like 9,000 fucking Instagram messages?

01:17:08 Like why are you acting like a creepy fucking psycho?

01:17:10 - Because I'd like you.

01:17:12 I like you a lot.

01:17:14 I had a really good night with you

01:17:15 and I want to like continue to like talk to you.

01:17:19 Like, did you not have a good night last night?

01:17:21 - I did, I had a great night last night

01:17:22 and I'm trying to have another great night.

01:17:25 - What?

01:17:26 - Oh my God, dude, you're so mean.

01:17:28 You're so mean.

01:17:30 You're awful.

01:17:31 - I'm awful?

01:17:31 - Yes.

01:17:32 - Wait, oh my God.

01:17:33 Like did you think we were gonna date?

01:17:34 'Cause of one night?

01:17:36 - I, no.

01:17:37 - I don't want to wake up

01:17:39 and get breakfast burritos with you, dude.

01:17:40 Like I don't want that.

01:17:41 - Yeah, you've made that abundantly clear.

01:17:43 But like, but I care about you after last night.

01:17:47 I care about you after last night

01:17:49 and you can't just pretend like I don't exist.

01:17:51 - Actually, I can do anything that I want.

01:17:53 I don't owe you anything.

01:17:54 I don't owe you a text about like,

01:17:56 oh, hey, I had a great night last night.

01:17:57 - Maggie, stop, stop.

01:17:58 Just like talk to me, please.

01:18:00 Just like talk to me.

01:18:01 - I am talking to you.

01:18:02 - But it feels like you're not.

01:18:03 Like just come outside of yourself

01:18:04 for two fucking seconds.

01:18:05 Care about somebody other than yourself for two seconds.

01:18:07 Why is that so fucking hard for you?

01:18:09 - You need to grow the fuck up.

01:18:10 - No, you need to grow up.

01:18:11 You need to grow up.

01:18:12 - I am, I've been.

01:18:13 You're like the girl from "13 Going on 30."

01:18:15 (eerie music)

01:18:18 - Jennifer Garner?

01:18:20 - No, I'm talking about the movie "13 Going on 30."

01:18:22 There's like the girl with like the little house.

01:18:24 - Yeah, that's Jennifer Garner.

01:18:25 You're talking about Jennifer Garner right now.

01:18:27 She was awesome in that movie.

01:18:29 What are you talking about?

01:18:30 - Okay, I'm just trying to say like the premise

01:18:31 of that movie is that there's this 13 year old girl.

01:18:33 - Brains.

01:18:34 - Hi, excuse me, this is my room, man.

01:18:36 Can you leave?

01:18:36 - Oh my gosh.

01:18:37 Oh my gosh.

01:18:39 I am so sorry.

01:18:40 I'm out of town.

01:18:41 I'm out of--

01:18:42 (eerie music)

01:18:44 - What?

01:18:49 - I see what you're doing.

01:18:51 - What's going on?

01:18:52 - What's going on?

01:18:52 - You're fucking crazy.

01:18:54 (eerie music)

01:18:56 This is my room.

01:18:57 But I'm high, but I am not that high.

01:19:05 What are we talking about?

01:19:06 I wanna laugh.

01:19:07 - I was saying, you are like the girl

01:19:09 that Jen whoever is playing.

01:19:10 - That's Jennifer Garner.

01:19:11 Jennifer Garner is her name.

01:19:12 - Okay, the girl that made a wish that she could be older

01:19:15 and then she woke up in the body of a 30 year old

01:19:17 but she didn't know how to be an adult

01:19:18 because she was actually 13.

01:19:19 - I know the plot, Maggie.

01:19:20 I'm aware of the plot.

01:19:21 I'm trying to say like you are not actually 13.

01:19:24 You don't get to just turn back into a teenager

01:19:26 when you need a hug from your mom to get through the day.

01:19:28 Okay?

01:19:29 You have to just be an adult.

01:19:30 - There's nothing wrong with needing hugs

01:19:31 to get you through the day.

01:19:33 - I feel like you're gonna, are you gonna cry right now?

01:19:36 Like we're in the backyard of a fucking college wig party.

01:19:38 - There's nothing wrong with that if I was going to.

01:19:40 - There is something wrong with that.

01:19:41 It means that you need to grow up.

01:19:42 - No, you know what it means?

01:19:43 It means my parents were good parents

01:19:44 who gave me love and attention.

01:19:45 Unlike your miserable, horrible parents

01:19:47 who fucked you up so bad.

01:19:48 You have to have sex with random guys

01:19:50 to make you feel good and wanted and in control.

01:19:53 - Awesome, okay.

01:19:54 How'd it go with your stuffed animal tonight?

01:19:59 'Cause your parents did a kick-ass job, dude.

01:20:01 You know what?

01:20:02 I like my life and I liked it before last night.

01:20:04 And just 'cause you feel like fucking shit about yours

01:20:05 doesn't mean that you get to make me feel bad

01:20:07 about who I am, okay?

01:20:08 - Okay, I'm sorry.

01:20:10 I'm really sorry.

01:20:10 (kids yelling)

01:20:19 (soft music)

01:20:22 (kids cheering)

01:20:25 ♪ When I'm cherry picking ♪

01:20:35 ♪ I always know you're gonna win ♪

01:20:39 (dog barking)

01:20:48 (soft music)

01:20:51 ♪ 'Cause lovers turn to strangers ♪

01:21:06 ♪ Everyone always has to go ♪

01:21:11 ♪ Jane, she was a dancer ♪

01:21:15 ♪ She danced in the afterglow ♪

01:21:20 ♪ And when it all is over ♪

01:21:25 ♪ When you are there and I am here ♪

01:21:30 ♪ I'll pretend that you care ♪

01:21:34 ♪ That I have somehow disappeared ♪

01:21:38 (soft music)

01:21:41 ♪ It'll make me feel better ♪

01:22:04 ♪ Knowing you watch me like the moon ♪

01:22:09 ♪ Truth is that I am working ♪

01:22:17 ♪ For myself and only me ♪

01:22:22 ♪ Yes, I am picking cherries ♪

01:22:28 ♪ I have a hard time staying clean ♪

01:22:34 ♪ Yes, I am picking cherries ♪

01:22:36 ♪ I have a hard time staying clean ♪

01:22:41 ♪ Yes, I am picking cherries ♪

01:22:46 ♪ I have a hard time staying clean ♪

01:22:50 (soft music)

01:22:52 (soft music)

01:22:55 (soft music)

01:22:57 (soft music)

01:22:59 (soft music)

01:23:02 - Hey.

01:23:28 Did you go outside of your comfort zone last night?

01:23:31 - Oh, I don't know if I remember.

01:23:39 Wait, wait, I'm trying to get it back in my brain.

01:23:45 Did we walk home last night?

01:23:49 - No, we, no, we didn't.

01:23:52 But I came back in and you were asleep

01:23:54 and then I went over and I put you on your side

01:23:56 and you were like, remember you were like,

01:23:58 I ain't no cuddling bitch ass.

01:24:01 And I was like, no one said you were.

01:24:02 - Yeah, I don't remember that.

01:24:03 I don't, I don't remember anything.

01:24:07 - Jesus Christ, that's so scary.

01:24:10 I honestly kind of feel a little bit responsible.

01:24:14 - Why?

01:24:15 - I just didn't say anything after you like,

01:24:18 probably took like 12 shots.

01:24:19 - 12, 12 shots?

01:24:20 - Yeah, I remember you kept taking,

01:24:22 you would take one shot and then you would take another

01:24:23 and be like, I'm wanting to grow on.

01:24:25 - Oh, oh yeah, yeah, like an extra birthday candle.

01:24:29 - Yeah, except it ended up being like six to grow on.

01:24:32 - God damn, I gotta stop drinking so much.

01:24:34 What day is it?

01:24:37 - What day?

01:24:38 It's Sunday.

01:24:39 - Sunday, okay, oh God.

01:24:40 Well, TGI Sunday 'cause this motherfucker's an alcoholic.

01:24:47 (whistles)

01:24:53 Okay.

01:24:54 Yeah, I'm down for a chill Sunday.

01:24:56 - Yeah, yeah.

01:24:58 - Do you wanna maybe clean up the room a little bit too?

01:25:03 - Yeah, this place is a fucking mess.

01:25:07 - Yeah?

01:25:08 - Let's get to it.

01:25:09 - I'll help you out.

01:25:10 You gonna throw up, you gonna throw up?

01:25:14 I got you, I got you, I got you, here you go, here you go.

01:25:17 (coughing)

01:25:19 (gagging)

01:25:21 I don't think I'm gonna be able to help you clean up, man.

01:25:29 - Absolutely, yeah, you stand down.

01:25:31 I'm gonna go get you some water.

01:25:33 - That would be great.

01:25:34 - I'll get you some, I'll put some in a red Solo cup.

01:25:36 - All right, that'd be fire, yeah.

01:25:38 Thank you.

01:25:43 - Yeah.

01:25:44 (upbeat music)

01:25:47 ♪ Make me laugh, make me cry ♪

01:25:49 ♪ I've been in my head before ♪

01:25:53 ♪ So I cry, before I say goodbye ♪

01:25:57 - Oh, God.

01:26:12 - You're a star.

01:26:15 (laughing)

01:26:18 - Clearly.

01:26:19 Maybe you'll give it to a new turtle.

01:26:24 Look at you.

01:26:28 (laughing)

01:26:30 - Shut up.

01:26:33 (upbeat music)

01:26:36 (rock music)

01:26:39 (rock music)

01:26:41 (rock music)

01:26:43 (rock music)

01:26:46 - I'm drowning.

01:27:12 (screaming)

01:27:13 (laughing)

01:27:15 (rock music)

01:27:22 (rock music)

01:27:25 (rock music)

01:27:50 (rock music)

01:27:52 - Alex, dude.

01:28:00 - Garrett.

01:28:00 - We lost you last night.

01:28:01 - Yeah, I know, but yeah, the craziest thing happened.

01:28:04 It was, yeah.

01:28:05 - Are you eating here?

01:28:07 - No.

01:28:08 Oh, well, I was, I mean, I wasn't planning on eating for,

01:28:11 I was planning on getting to go,

01:28:12 but I have time to eat here if you wanna eat together.

01:28:15 I have time.

01:28:16 That's what you're asking.

01:28:17 I'm not sure if that's what you're insinuating.

01:28:18 - Alex, my dude.

01:28:19 - Yeah, sorry, I'll have the mushroom.

01:28:21 - I'm already making it.

01:28:22 We were sitting there talking for like an hour.

01:28:24 So if we're here to go.

01:28:25 - Okay, for here.

01:28:28 - Thank you.

01:28:31 - Definitely afraid of you.

01:28:34 - No way. - Definitely afraid of you.

01:28:35 - Absolutely not.

01:28:36 - Hey, it's the guy who ditched us.

01:28:37 - Yeah, what happened?

01:28:39 Where were you?

01:28:40 - Okay, what the hell is going on?

01:28:41 I don't understand why--

01:28:42 - I'm not friends with anybody named Josh or Emily.

01:28:44 - Wait, what?

01:28:45 - Emily and Josh have never existed.

01:28:47 I've never been friends with anybody named Josh or Emily.

01:28:50 Every time I've brought them up, I've just been--

01:28:52 - I'm about to fucking combust here.

01:28:54 I'm getting--

01:28:55 - You want a plane?

01:28:55 - No, Mom, Mom.

01:28:56 - Yeah, we're gonna use Uncle Tim's miles.

01:28:59 - No, Mom, listen, I didn't say that to you.

01:29:00 - Why weren't you honest before?

01:29:02 - 'Cause you were gonna tell me to come home.

01:29:04 And I probably would've just come home.

01:29:05 - There's nothing wrong with that.

01:29:07 - Yes, there would have been something wrong with that.

01:29:08 - Why, why can't you?

01:29:09 - Mom, I can't just come home.

01:29:10 - Yes, you can.

01:29:11 You actually can.

01:29:13 It's fine.

01:29:14 - But I don't want to do that.

01:29:15 I wanna stay here.

01:29:16 I don't wanna come home.

01:29:18 I like, at least I wanna try to stay here.

01:29:22 I haven't been trying.

01:29:23 Like, that group of friends that I met on Friday,

01:29:26 they invited me to sit at the marketplace with them,

01:29:29 and I realized as I sat down with them

01:29:31 that I probably sat down at the marketplace

01:29:33 like a total of 20 times since I've been here.

01:29:35 This whole time I've been at the marketplace,

01:29:37 I've sat down at the marketplace 20 times

01:29:39 because I usually just do this thing

01:29:41 where I take a to-go container

01:29:42 and just go to my dorm room and eat by myself.

01:29:45 And like, what I've realized is that

01:29:47 I haven't like fully been here.

01:29:51 Like, I have, but like, I've also been--

01:29:56 - Kinda still been here too.

01:29:57 - Yeah.

01:29:58 And that's why I wanted to,

01:30:02 that's why I was gonna call you guys,

01:30:03 'cause I just wanted to say that,

01:30:05 that I love you guys so much.

01:30:13 I love you so much and I miss you guys so much.

01:30:17 I miss you guys so much.

01:30:19 And I think I've been feeling

01:30:24 kinda paralyzed here because of that.

01:30:26 And also because like nobody here is like half as cool

01:30:32 and like half as loving as you guys are.

01:30:35 But like, even though I'm feeling really sad

01:30:38 right this second, like an hour ago

01:30:40 I was feeling really, really good,

01:30:42 and like I was feeling really optimistic

01:30:44 because I think if I, I really think if I start

01:30:47 like trying to throw myself in to college

01:30:50 and like start like trying to fully dive in,

01:30:54 I think I can start having a better time

01:30:58 and like maybe I can meet people who are half as cool

01:31:02 and half as loving as you guys are.

01:31:05 And while maybe that does mean that,

01:31:08 (sobs)

01:31:10 I was gonna say, like maybe that does mean

01:31:20 that I shouldn't call as much anymore.

01:31:22 - Yeah, honey.

01:31:29 I think that's really smart, honey.

01:31:33 I mean, you shouldn't, you shouldn't,

01:31:38 it's not healthy to, you know, check in so often.

01:31:42 - Yeah.

01:31:44 Yeah.

01:31:46 - Yeah.

01:31:48 And we'll be here.

01:31:51 We'll always be here, honey.

01:31:54 We'll always be here.

01:31:55 Whenever you call, we'll pick up.

01:31:57 But you should, you should like save all your energy

01:32:01 for all your friends and the parties and studying

01:32:05 and all the adventures you're gonna have there.

01:32:08 I'm really sorry, honey.

01:32:19 - It's okay.

01:32:20 It's okay.

01:32:21 It's okay.

01:32:22 I'm really sorry too.

01:32:25 ♪ One, two, three ♪

01:32:33 ♪ I can't flex you on my way to sleep ♪

01:32:38 ♪ I can't fix you ♪

01:32:43 ♪ Choose these devils in my bad dream ♪

01:32:48 ♪ When I wake up I am smiling ♪

01:32:54 - You can help me.

01:33:01 Could you keep any of these rocks?

01:33:03 - No.

01:33:06 - Can I?

01:33:07 Really pretty.

01:33:08 - Sure.

01:33:09 ♪ We won't cry ♪

01:33:11 ♪ We won't disappear ♪

01:33:13 ♪ It's okay, we won't cry ♪

01:33:16 ♪ We won't disappear ♪

01:33:18 ♪ It's okay, we won't cry ♪

01:33:21 ♪ We won't disappear ♪

01:33:23 ♪ It's okay, we won't cry ♪

01:33:26 ♪ We won't disappear ♪

01:33:28 ♪ You and me ♪

01:33:32 ♪ These are the turtles I can hardly speak ♪

01:33:37 ♪ Are we bound here to an echo tinted blue and green ♪

01:33:44 ♪ Let my memory run backwards ♪

01:33:54 ♪ So together we may ride ♪

01:33:59 ♪ Our cream of the fire in the southern sky ♪

01:34:04 ♪ In the southern sky ♪

01:34:07 ♪ Hey ♪

01:34:09 (upbeat music)

01:34:12,

01:34:14,

01:34:17,

01:34:20 (upbeat music)

01:34:23 (upbeat music)

01:34:25 - Can we take a shower?

01:34:43 - Yeah, can somebody do my makeup for it?

01:34:45 - Yeah, you can do my makeup.

01:34:46 - Yeah, can you give me like a tiger stripe?

01:34:49 I'm gonna do a tiger stripe over your face.

01:34:51 (upbeat music)

01:34:54 - Yeah!

01:34:56 (upbeat music)

01:34:58 - What?

01:35:16 Stop, you said the same thing last year.

01:35:18 You liked her more than I did last year.

01:35:19 - Yeah, I know.

01:35:20 - We did.

01:35:21 - She's amazing.

01:35:22 - We're agreeing with you.

01:35:23 - Agreed.

01:35:24 - She's really good.

01:35:25 She's like, have you ever, do you know Meryl Streep?

01:35:29 - Just what it was like to have been very young.

01:35:33 Particularly the days when you were in love

01:35:40 for the first time.

01:35:42 When you felt like a person sleepwalking

01:35:46 and you didn't quite see the street that you were in

01:35:49 and you didn't quite hear everything that was said to you.

01:35:53 You're just a little bit crazy.

01:35:57 So, will you remember that please?

01:36:02 - Can you guys take my sister, is that okay?

01:36:03 - Yeah.

01:36:04 - No, dude, just skip the test.

01:36:05 It's gonna be fine.

01:36:06 - No, I know, it's just my last one, so I wanna do well.

01:36:08 - You have like a full face of makeup on in this outfit.

01:36:09 Like, what are you wearing?

01:36:10 - I can take my makeup off and change.

01:36:11 - Are you about to go to the library?

01:36:13 - Yeah.

01:36:13 - To study for finals?

01:36:14 - Yeah.

01:36:15 - So am I.

01:36:16 - Do you wanna work together?

01:36:17 - Yeah.

01:36:19 - Interesting.

01:36:20 - That's cool.

01:36:21 - What's going on?

01:36:22 What are you, why are you talking?

01:36:24 - Well, you're only going to the library

01:36:25 'cause she's going to the library.

01:36:26 - That's not true.

01:36:27 - I think it is true.

01:36:28 - I was going to the library to study

01:36:29 'cause I have a final tomorrow.

01:36:31 - Which final?

01:36:32 - History.

01:36:33 - What?

01:36:37 - History of?

01:36:38 - The 18th century.

01:36:39 - Paint?

01:36:42 - What?

01:36:43 (laughing)

01:36:43 - What were you just saying?

01:36:45 - How are you so talented?

01:36:49 (laughing)

01:36:51 - What did you really think of the show?

01:36:52 - I really loved it so much.

01:36:54 And I really think you're the best actor of all time.

01:36:57 - Thank you.

01:36:58 - I'm not kidding.

01:37:00 - Thank you.

01:37:00 Are you gonna be in LA this summer?

01:37:05 - I've got a ton of studying.

01:37:08 - Fuck you.

01:37:09 - I haven't decided yet.

01:37:12 - A school year ends in a week.

01:37:14 - Yeah, I know.

01:37:16 I can sleep on Garrett's couch if I go to Chicago.

01:37:19 - Well, you gotta decide.

01:37:23 - Get out of here.

01:37:25 - Alex, if I said I wanted to date you

01:37:36 and be your girlfriend, would you stay here?

01:37:38 - Yeah.

01:37:46 - Really?

01:37:47 - Yeah, Maggie.

01:37:51 - I wanna be your girlfriend.

01:37:54 - You really want that?

01:37:56 - I really want that.

01:37:59 - You're trying to date me?

01:38:02 (laughing)

01:38:04 - I'm not trying to marry you.

01:38:06 (laughing)

01:38:09 - Okay, well, I understand you're not wanting to marry me.

01:38:14 I'm okay with just being partners for now.

01:38:16 But,

01:38:21 I'm not down with you being a shitty partner.

01:38:27 I don't,

01:38:31 I don't wanna be your girlfriend.

01:38:35 - I don't wanna be your girlfriend.

01:38:36 - I don't, like I'm not saying we have to spend

01:38:41 all of our time together, and I'm not saying

01:38:43 that we have to be there for each other all the time,

01:38:45 but I do want it to feel like we're on the same team.

01:38:50 Like I do want it to feel like we have each other's backs.

01:38:57 - Like looking out for each other.

01:38:59 - Yeah.

01:39:00 - Yeah.

01:39:00 (gentle music)

01:39:03,

01:39:04 - You're trying to date me?

01:39:33 What?

01:39:33 That's crazy.

01:39:36 (upbeat music)

01:39:44 (upbeat music)

01:39:47 - All right, you ready?

01:40:11 - Okay, I'm ready.

01:40:13 - We want a batter, not a broken ball.

01:40:16 - Throw the ball, chump.

01:40:17 - All right, here it comes.

01:40:19 Oh, oh my gosh.

01:40:27 It's going, it's going, it's going.

01:40:30 - It's a home run.

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