Aired (November 26, 2023): Hindi pa tapos ang parada ng mga parody kaya patuloy ang saya at katatawanan sa part two ng Bente-O-Chew Anniversary special ng ‘Bubble Gang’ kasama ang Dilaw, Ninong Ry, Jillian Ward, Cookie, at Belly!
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00:00 Tonight, the 28th anniversary celebration continues with our special guest,
00:06 Earlene Budol.
00:07 And please look forward to the special performance of Hilaw at Dilaw,
00:11 Cookie and Belly, Ninong Ry, and Jillian Ward.
00:15 I'm here at a restaurant where my order is being waited for.
00:23 Since the order always arrives late,
00:26 I thought I'd just be a witness to what's happening here at the restaurant and order them around.
00:31 There you go.
00:37 I saw a man and a woman dating and having a sweet time.
00:41 Not like that.
00:43 That's even sweeter.
00:45 When they get close, they almost kiss.
00:49 But it didn't last.
00:50 They broke up again.
00:52 But they got back together again.
00:54 They almost kiss again, but the food was too much so it didn't last.
00:59 The food was too much so the waiter got mad.
01:05 But since it was over, he sat down again.
01:08 The waiter will serve the wine to the two and they'll just stand next to the customers.
01:16 The serving was fast, like fast forward.
01:19 He served it and served it
01:21 until the glass was full.
01:24 The waitress will dance while serving the wine.
01:27 She'll really finish the bottle of wine.
01:29 The two will toast and drink at the same time.
01:33 The soup, not the wine.
01:36 They'll drink it but it won't last.
01:40 They'll take the wine glass and drink it.
01:43 They'll hold hands while drinking the wine.
01:47 The waiter will take a sip.
01:49 The soup.
01:52 But he liked the smell of the wine so he'll go back to the wine.
01:56 The couple will drink the wine.
01:58 They're just drinking but the man's wife will come.
02:04 She'll suddenly hit her husband.
02:06 The husband will fight with his wife because he's bullying her that he has a mistress.
02:12 She'll flirt and he'll get mad.
02:17 (screams)
02:19 (screams)
02:21 (screams)
02:23 (screams)
02:25 The husband will drink the wine.
02:27 And because he'll surprise his wife,
02:29 his wife will surprise him.
02:31 And he'll pour the wine on the waiter.
02:33 (laughs)
02:35 (laughs)
02:37 (laughs)
02:39 His wife will fight with his husband because he's bullying her that he has a mistress.
02:44 She'll flirt and he'll get mad.
02:46 So that the scandal of the wife will stop,
02:48 he'll take a slice of pizza from the waiter.
02:50 And he'll pour the wine on his wife.
02:52 (screams)
02:54 But it won't last.
02:56 (laughs)
02:58 Because the waiter will pour the wine on the pizza.
03:00 (laughs)
03:02 (laughs)
03:04 He'll take a slice of pizza.
03:06 He'll put a lot of hot sauce.
03:08 (laughs)
03:10 (laughs)
03:12 He'll put a lot of hot sauce.
03:14 (laughs)
03:16 He'll take the pizza.
03:18 He'll put it near him.
03:20 And he'll pour it on himself.
03:22 (laughs)
03:24 (laughs)
03:26 (laughs)
03:28 He'll pour it.
03:30 It's like he's pouring it on the pizza.
03:32 (laughs)
03:34 He'll drink the wine.
03:36 He'll drink the wine.
03:38 Don't be stubborn.
03:40 Drink the wine.
03:42 I'm the one who's being stubborn.
03:44 Why don't you listen?
03:46 He drank a lot of wine.
03:48 And because he was drunk,
03:50 he'll pour it
03:52 on the man with the colorful shirt on his back.
03:54 (laughs)
03:56 (laughs)
03:58 A lot of wine.
04:00 Because it's very spicy.
04:02 And because he's drunk,
04:04 he'll drink the wine again.
04:06 (laughs)
04:08 He'll pour it
04:10 on the man with the polo shirt on his back.
04:12 (laughs)
04:14 (laughs)
04:16 (laughs)
04:18 He'll enter like an action star.
04:20 He'll tumble.
04:22 Cartwheel.
04:24 And he knows that something is happening
04:26 that's not normal.
04:28 He'll be jealous of Mr.
04:30 He'll teach the man
04:32 because he's being stubborn with his girlfriend.
04:34 And he'll kick her.
04:36 He'll kick her,
04:38 but she won't get hit.
04:40 She'll be able to move
04:42 and he'll kick the old man
04:44 on his back.
04:46 (laughs)
04:48 (laughs)
04:50 The old man will be angry.
04:52 He'll also kick the colorful man.
04:54 (laughs)
04:56 (laughs)
04:58 The old man
05:00 will be angry.
05:02 He'll get up
05:04 and he'll get the wine.
05:06 He'll be so angry that his friend
05:08 will kiss him.
05:10 He'll face the wine.
05:12 The old man will come to him
05:14 and he'll pour the wine
05:16 on himself.
05:18 (laughs)
05:20 He's so ashamed
05:22 that the old man kissed him.
05:24 But he'll hug his boyfriend
05:26 and they'll kiss each other.
05:28 You.
05:30 You with the hair.
05:32 You.
05:34 (laughs)
05:36 (laughs)
05:38 They'll pour the wine
05:40 on each other.
05:42 (laughs)
05:44 Because he lost a friend,
05:46 now he has a new friend.
05:48 He'll pour the wine.
05:50 (laughs)
05:52 (laughs)
05:54 The boyfriend
05:56 will kiss the old man.
05:58 The wife will be angry.
06:00 She'll kick the one
06:02 who's being angry to
06:04 protect the husband.
06:06 She'll eat the chicken first
06:08 before she kicks him.
06:10 It's so delicious.
06:12 It's like a commercial.
06:14 She'll kick him.
06:16 (laughs)
06:18 And to not waste the fried chicken,
06:20 she'll pour it
06:22 on the waiter.
06:24 (laughs)
06:26 (laughs)
06:28 And because she doesn't want to waste it,
06:30 the waiter will finish the chicken.
06:32 Sagan to the bones.
06:34 (laughs)
06:36 The waiter will leave
06:38 because they're also the ones who are in the movie
06:40 and they're also in the movie.
06:42 He'll leave smiling.
06:44 He'll even do cartwheels.
06:46 (laughs)
06:48 (laughs)
06:50 (laughs)
06:52 He'll get the wine.
06:54 He'll get close to the old man
06:56 (laughs)
06:58 (laughs)
07:00 The old man and the old woman
07:02 will decide who will pour the wine.
07:04 And because
07:06 he can't choose,
07:08 he'll pour it on himself.
07:10 (laughs)
07:12 Let's go back to the mister
07:14 and the boyfriend.
07:16 The boyfriend is already throwing up.
07:18 He's not throwing up like that.
07:20 He's throwing up like a lizard
07:22 that's still pulling clothes.
07:24 (laughs)
07:26 The mister is still pulling clothes.
07:28 (laughs)
07:30 The boyfriend is also like that.
07:32 And the old man is wearing a colorful polo shirt.
07:34 (laughs)
07:36 The girlfriend will stand.
07:38 She'll just slap
07:40 the waiter.
07:42 But she'll slap the old man first.
07:44 (laughs)
07:46 (laughs)
07:48 The situation will be hot
07:50 so he'll go home
07:52 and he'll throw up
07:54 the audience.
07:56 (laughs)
07:58 (laughs)
08:00 (laughs)
08:02 (laughs)
08:04 (laughs)
08:06 (laughs)
08:08 And this is where we'll end
08:10 the scenes here in the restaurant
08:12 that I arranged through my family
08:14 the Boyz Toba.
08:16 (applause)
08:18 (cheers)
08:20 (applause)
08:22 Don't you dare to touch me.
08:24 Paolo!
08:26 And while Eva is not joining
08:28 our studio audience here,
08:30 we'll just join you in our
08:32 28th anniversary celebration.
08:34 (cheers)
08:36 This is our thanks
08:38 for your support.
08:40 So stay tuned and we'll be back
08:42 next time!
08:44 (music)
08:46 (music)
08:48 (music)
08:50 (music)
08:52 Mga Pre, how are you?
08:54 I'm your servant, Ninong Cry
08:56 to cook for you.
08:58 Our recipe today is Adobong Baboy.
09:00 I prepared the ingredients
09:02 that we need.
09:04 And uh...
09:06 Pre, the ingredients are good.
09:08 I'm ready.
09:10 I'm not ready.
09:12 He left me. I'm alone. I'm not ready.
09:14 It's easy, Pre.
09:16 You're going to cry again.
09:18 It's embarrassing for your subscribers.
09:20 Yes, Pre.
09:22 Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, subscribers.
09:24 Let's separate the ingredients.
09:26 Of course, we need pork.
09:28 I boiled the pork
09:30 to make it tender.
09:32 And...
09:34 Pre, this pork is still good.
09:36 It's tender, Pre.
09:38 It's heart is not like his.
09:40 His heart never gets tender.
09:42 His heart is so hard, Pre.
09:44 Pre, why is that?
09:46 Pre...
09:48 Let it be. It's ugly.
09:50 Right.
09:52 You're right, Pre.
09:54 I'll let it be.
09:56 Let's start.
09:58 This is pork, Pre.
10:00 So we need oil.
10:02 And we also need...
10:04 Pre, where are the other ingredients?
10:08 Pre.
10:12 There are more, Pre.
10:14 There are more ingredients that are missing.
10:16 It's like him, Pre.
10:18 He's missing a lot of things, Pre.
10:20 But I tried my best, Pre.
10:22 Even though he's missing a lot of things, Pre.
10:24 I tried my best.
10:26 I tried my best.
10:28 I tried my best.
10:30 Let's go. Let's go. Here are the ingredients that you're missing.
10:34 It's okay. It's okay.
10:40 Thank you, Pre.
10:42 You're welcome.
10:44 What are those, Pre?
10:46 Of course, we're going to make Adobo.
10:48 We can't make Adobo without soy sauce.
10:50 You're really missing a lot of things, Pre.
10:52 I'm missing a lot of things, Pre.
10:54 Even though I didn't show it to him.
10:56 I'm missing a lot of things, Pre.
10:58 I'm missing a lot of things.
11:00 You're saying that I'm missing a lot of things.
11:02 No, no. You're the best friend I know.
11:04 You're really missing a lot of things, Pre.
11:06 Really?
11:08 Here. We also have vinegar.
11:10 Vinegar?
11:12 It's really sour.
11:14 Pre, I don't think there's anything more sour than our relationship.
11:16 Our relationship is the most sour among all the sour things.
11:20 He can't handle vinegar, Pre.
11:22 Pre, Pre.
11:24 Our relationship is not perfect.
11:26 But if your relationship is sour, it's okay.
11:28 They don't have any friend to look for.
11:30 It's okay, Pre.
11:32 You're right, Pre.
11:34 You're right, Pre.
11:36 What did you bring?
11:38 Of course, we're having Adobo.
11:40 We have garlic and crushed pepper.
11:42 Crushed?
11:44 I was crushed, Pre.
11:46 He left me. I was crushed when he left me.
11:48 I really can't--
11:50 Bro.
11:54 It's okay. You know that there's someone who's willing to do it for you.
11:56 It's okay.
11:58 There's someone who's willing?
12:00 There is.
12:02 He's right, Pre.
12:04 Your ingredients are complete.
12:06 Yes, yes, Pre.
12:08 But before I cook, Pre,
12:10 I just want to thank you, Pre.
12:12 Because you're always by my side
12:16 when I need something.
12:18 You never left me, Pre.
12:20 Of course, Pre. Anytime.
12:22 I don't think I want this, Pre.
12:24 Can I just hug you?
12:26 Hug?
12:28 Okay.
12:30 It's okay, Pre.
12:32 It's okay.
12:34 Thank you, Pre.
12:36 Thank you, Pre.
12:38 Hey!
12:40 He's up to something!
12:42 He's not up to anything, Pre!
12:44 Hug him, Pre!
12:46 I'm in love, Pre.
12:48 I smell Adobo.
12:50 I smell vegetables.
12:52 I'm just craving Adobo, Pre.
12:54 It's okay, Pre.
12:56 It's okay.
12:58 It's okay, Pre.
13:00 It's okay.
13:02 I'm in love, Pre.
13:04 I'm in love, Pre.
13:06 Oh, my!
13:08 That was just one night.
13:10 I don't know why he's so handsome.
13:12 He's handsome, right?
13:14 Yes.
13:16 He's my boyfriend.
13:18 He has a Coca-Cola card.
13:20 Yes.
13:22 He's handsome.
13:24 You know that...
13:26 I told you!
13:28 Cellphone!
13:30 Cellphone!
13:32 You're all crazy!
13:34 Hey!
13:36 If you're crazy,
13:38 we're not crazy about you!
13:40 You're a frog!
13:42 Hey! You're so naive!
13:44 He's the one who took it!
13:46 It's you!
13:48 We're so happy here.
13:50 And you're going to make us crazy?
13:52 Hey! Look at my hands!
13:54 There's no cellphone here!
13:56 There's no cellphone here!
13:58 You're all liars!
14:00 Hey!
14:02 You're all liars!
14:04 You're all liars!
14:06 You're all liars!
14:08 You're all liars!
14:10 You're all liars!
14:12 You're all liars!
14:14 You're all liars!
14:16 Hey!
14:18 What's that noise?
14:20 What's going on?
14:22 I thought it was the lady guy.
14:24 She's a liar!
14:26 She's a liar!
14:28 Liar?
14:30 Liar?
14:32 You're all so crazy!
14:34 You're all so vintage!
14:36 Plus,
14:38 you're giving the entire
14:40 group a bad name!
14:42 Wow!
14:44 You know what you should do?
14:46 You should beat them up!
14:48 Ha!
14:50 Ha!
14:52 Ha!
14:54 How are you going to beat us up?
14:56 You're just one!
14:58 We're five!
15:00 Ha!
15:02 Ha!
15:04 Ha!
15:06 FYI, for your information,
15:08 I also have a reinforcement.
15:10 Call him!
15:12 Call everyone!
15:14 Even Le, the audience!
15:16 Oh!
15:18 Oh!
15:20 Oh!
15:22 They are the
15:32 attenders!
15:34 Oh!
15:36 Please introduce yourselves.
15:38 You first.
15:40 I go first?
15:42 Go girl!
15:44 Rampadora,
15:46 Ex-senadora,
15:48 and the planchadora.
15:50 There!
15:52 The skin is green,
16:00 but the blood is greener!
16:02 Heartless!
16:04 The one who's not popular is the one who's lazy!
16:14 The one with the high eyebrows is the one who's so...
16:16 Hey!
16:18 Operada,
16:28 retocada,
16:30 salamat po,
16:32 doctora,
16:34 sister hair!
16:36 Hey!
16:42 Hey!
16:44 Don't scare us!
16:46 We're not afraid of you!
16:48 Especially that green one!
16:50 Hey! We know you!
16:52 Teletubby!
16:54 We're not afraid of you!
16:56 Hey! We have that!
16:58 Does it sound?
17:00 Yes!
17:02 Oh!
17:04 You broke the ring?
17:06 I have something to show you!
17:08 It also sounds!
17:10 Here!
17:12 [imitating a flute]
17:14 It also sounds!
17:18 It really does!
17:20 Here!
17:22 [imitating a flute]
17:24 We're not afraid of you!
17:30 We're the chakla!
17:32 [cheering]
17:34 We're the chakla!
17:36 Chakla!
17:38 Wait!
17:40 Te,
17:42 did you just call us chakla?
17:44 Yes, because it was just a joke!
17:46 Why don't you know?
17:48 Because you're Thunderdome!
17:50 [cheering]
17:52 You're Thunderdome!
17:54 You're better at rambling!
17:56 Let's have a duel!
17:58 Hey!
18:00 You're so greedy!
18:02 We'll let Te go through
18:04 to another match!
18:06 Wait! What match?
18:08 Who's your favorite?
18:10 Chak and Poy!
18:12 [screaming]
18:14 We're ready, sister!
18:18 Ready!
18:20 They're ready, we're ready!
18:22 Who will be fighting the eagle?
18:24 Me!
18:26 Me!
18:28 Senior eagle!
18:30 Sister!
18:32 That looks more like Thunder to you!
18:34 Wow!
18:36 I told you!
18:38 I've been watching him
18:40 since he was in the probe team!
18:42 Are you ready?
18:44 Yes!
18:46 Go, Raz!
18:48 Go, Raz!
18:50 [cheering]
18:52 That's right!
18:54 Who will be fighting me?
18:56 Me!
18:58 Let's get ready!
19:00 Go, Raz!
19:02 Go, Raz!
19:04 [screaming]
19:06 I'm so mad!
19:08 Why did you hit me?
19:10 I'm mad!
19:12 Who will be fighting me for the final round?
19:14 For the final round, who?
19:16 Me!
19:18 Go, Super M.C.!
19:20 Go, Super M.C.!
19:22 Okay!
19:24 Ready!
19:26 Ready!
19:28 Ready!
19:30 [screaming]
19:32 [screaming]
19:34 [screaming]
19:36 [screaming]
19:38 [screaming]
19:40 [screaming]
19:42 [screaming]
19:44 [music]
19:46 [music]
19:48 [cheering]
19:50 Jonnalyn!
19:52 Jonnalyn!
19:54 Jonnalyn!
19:56 Jonnalyn!
19:58 Sorry, Mom!
20:00 I'm busy with my music.
20:02 Rap again?
20:04 Why do you love listening to rap?
20:06 Because rap is beautiful!
20:08 You don't need to be a good singer.
20:10 You just need to speak fast, you'll be famous.
20:12 You're so crazy!
20:14 What you should be aiming for
20:16 is our dream of being the best doctor.
20:20 Mom, I'm trying my best.
20:22 But of course, my dream is to be a good rapper.
20:28 What?
20:30 That's my dream!
20:32 You're stealing again, just like you did to my dad.
20:34 Joey!
20:36 What's that now?
20:38 Because your son outside, Dad,
20:40 he's so competitive.
20:42 He doesn't have headphones like mine,
20:44 the ones for rappers.
20:46 What's that?
20:48 Stop it! You're too much, Joey!
20:50 And why are you yelling at our son?
20:52 Is it because of this?
20:54 Because of this son of yours?
20:56 Stop it, Moira!
20:58 You're so far away,
21:00 you're making your son feel bad.
21:02 Mom, just relax.
21:04 I'll take care of this.
21:06 I'll do this.
21:08 I told you to stop it.
21:10 You're fighting again.
21:12 I'm okay.
21:14 I'll take care of this.
21:16 Support Jhonny Lin,
21:18 he's a good rapper.
21:20 Hey, Jhonny, don't be so arrogant.
21:22 You should be praised by Doro,
21:24 just like the others here.
21:26 Oh, yeah, that's my daughter.
21:28 Hey, that's my daughter,
21:30 but she's a good friend.
21:32 Unlike the others here,
21:34 they're all bad.
21:36 Hey, don't be so arrogant.
21:38 You're friends,
21:40 but the truth is,
21:42 you're lovers.
21:44 My verse is heavy,
21:46 your verse is weak.
21:48 Joey suits you because you're too much.
21:50 Oh, oh, oh.
21:52 Oh, oh, oh.
21:54 Okay.
21:56 Is this what you're hiding?
22:00 You're hiding your
22:02 camp and blink
22:04 because your mom
22:06 is a liar.
22:08 Yeah!
22:10 You're a liar.
22:12 You're a liar.
22:14 Give me back my stuff
22:16 if you don't want to make a mess here.
22:18 Give it back.
22:20 This is just a joke.
22:22 You're scaring me.
22:24 If you want this,
22:26 you should reach your goal.
22:28 I'll reach it and I'll make sure
22:30 that when I get it,
22:32 there's another one who'll be surprised.
22:34 Hey!
22:36 That's mine.
22:38 No, that's mine.
22:40 Oh, oh, oh.
22:42 You're shameless
22:44 if you're going to pay for this.
22:46 Put that in my bums.
22:48 You're so good at rapping
22:50 that I thought I was the only one who can rap.
22:52 They don't know that I can rap.
22:54 Hey!
22:56 It's better if we collaborate
22:58 and I don't have to rap
23:00 because I can rap by myself.
23:02 Hey!
23:06 What you're doing is love.
23:08 I don't have to be good
23:10 as long as you say it from your heart.
23:12 I promise that
23:14 they won't be able to stop me.
23:16 I will continue.
23:18 This is the reflection of who I am.
23:20 This is my ambition
23:22 and I won't give up
23:24 until I reach my goal.
23:26 Hey!
23:28 [audience laughing]
23:30 [music]
23:32 [music]
23:34 (upbeat music)
23:37 (upbeat music)
23:39 (upbeat music)
23:42 (singing in foreign language)
23:51 (singing in foreign language)
23:54 (singing in foreign language)
23:58 (singing in foreign language)
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25:35 (singing in foreign language)
25:38 (singing in foreign language)
25:42 (singing in foreign language)
25:46 (singing in foreign language)
25:50 (upbeat music)
26:14 (upbeat music)
26:16 (singing in foreign language)
26:29 (singing in foreign language)
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26:41 (singing in foreign language)
26:45 (singing in foreign language)
26:49 (singing in foreign language)
26:52 (upbeat music)
26:55 (singing in foreign language)
26:59 the ending. (singing in foreign language)
27:04 (singing in foreign language)
27:08 (upbeat music)
27:31 (singing in foreign language)
27:35, wow. (audience laughing)
27:40 (singing in foreign language)
27:43 (audience laughing)
28:04 (audience cheering)
28:07 (speaking in foreign language)
28:14 (speaking in foreign language)
28:18, wow. (audience cheering)
28:23 (speaking in foreign language)
28:27 (audience cheering)
28:36 (singing in foreign language)
28:49 (singing in foreign language)
28:53 (singing in foreign language)
28:57 (singing in foreign language)
29:00 (singing in foreign language)
29:04 (singing in foreign language)
29:08 (electronic music)