Aired (October 15, 2023): Ito na ang tatalo sa mga live action na mayroon ngayon dahil literal na live action ang masasaksihan niyo 'no! Ready na ba kayo?
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00:00 [music]
00:04 [music]
00:06 [laughter]
00:08 [applause]
00:10 [chatter]
00:12 Hello!
00:15 I'm hungry.
00:18 Give us food.
00:24 Sorry, but we're sold out.
00:29 This is all we have left.
00:32 One piece chicken?
00:35 How is that going to fit us?
00:39 Let's just cut it.
00:42 Cut it! I want it whole!
00:45 As if!
00:49 Because of me!
00:51 You're a pirate, right?
00:53 We were the first ones to order here.
00:55 You're the ones who are going to get ripped apart, you pirates!
00:58 You're just looking for a treasure.
01:00 I'm going to pay with my gintong!
01:04 I told you, let's just eat that fried chicken.
01:15 No!
01:17 That fried chicken won't move.
01:19 But this gintong bottle will break!
01:23 Hold it!
01:26 What is up, masang bilipino?
01:29 I am Vice Admiral.
01:33 I'm here to give a voice to the masses.
01:37 I'm going to ask you,
01:39 who do you want to smash with this bottle?
01:43 Cook?
01:47 Or Usok?
01:51 Who?
01:53 Who?
01:55 Usok!
01:56 The people have spoken.
02:01 We need to smash Usok's head!
02:05 Carry on!
02:07 Ouch!
02:13 Let's go! Let's cut the chicken!
02:16 No!
02:18 That's our one piece chicken!
02:22 Because we are the authorities.
02:25 But we are friends, right?
02:29 Rafi, sorry.
02:31 There is no friend in this world.
02:37 Wait!
02:39 Whoever wants to destroy that one piece chicken,
02:43 I will give a kiss!
02:45 On the lips!
02:47 Oh yeah!
02:51 Masang bilipino,
02:53 I will ask you again,
02:55 who do you want to kiss on the lips?
02:59 Cadet 1?
03:01 Or Cadet 2?
03:04 Cadet 2!
03:06 The people have spoken.
03:19 The person who should kiss on the lips
03:22 is Cadet 2!
03:25 Carry on!
03:27 You can do it!
03:42 You can do it!
03:44 Come on!
03:46 You can do it!
03:49 My medicine?
03:50 Madam's medicine!
03:53 Here it is!
03:55 I smell something fishy.
04:00 Fish?
04:02 No, it's not!
04:04 It's not?
04:06 Don't lie!
04:08 It's not fishy!
04:10 You need to taste it to know!
04:12 Hold it!
04:15 I need your voices again.
04:18 Who do you want to kiss on the lips?
04:23 Maid?
04:27 Or Rafi?
04:31 Rafi!
04:34 Rafi! Rafi! Rafi!
04:38 Carry on!
04:42 Rafi! Rafi! Rafi!
04:45 The people have spoken.
04:48 Rafi will drink the medicine.
04:54 Carry on!
04:56 It's okay! I'll taste it!
05:00 Are you sure?
05:02 I'm sure!
05:04 We didn't register, but I'm sure!
05:06 I'm sure!
05:08 Why did you drink it?
05:11 How is it?
05:12 It's delicious!
05:14 I'm strong!
05:18 Rafi is strong! I'll live!
05:21 Father Damaso is really bad!
05:25 Drink it!
05:27 Wait! Wait!
05:30 You know what?
05:32 You're fighting with the chicken!
05:34 Let's cook a bread cake!
05:37 But how?
05:39 I'm a rich kid!
05:41 I have a lot of bread cakes!
05:44 Get it!
05:46 Wait!
05:49 Wait!
05:52 Is that a real bread?
05:54 Let's open it!
05:56 That should go to me!
05:59 No! That should go to us!
06:02 What is that?
06:04 No!
06:07 No!
06:08 Stop!
06:13 Who?
06:19 Who do you want to throw the bread cake to?
06:22 The cash or the objects?
06:27 Objects!
06:32 Cash!
06:34 Objects!
06:36 Objects!
06:37 Objects!
06:42 Objects!
06:44 How about this?
06:46 It's clear that the object you want to throw the bread cake to is the cash!
06:51 Catch him!
06:53 Objects!
06:55 [cheering]
06:57 [cheering]
06:59 [cheering]
07:01 What's up guys!
07:03 For today's video, I'll teach you how to speak English fast!
07:08 So that you can have a smooth pronunciation, your accent, and your diction!
07:14 It's that simple!
07:16 Like this!
07:18 Instead of saying, "Do you want to?"
07:23 You should say, "Do you wanna?"
07:28 Okay? Repeat after me!
07:30 Do you wanna?
07:32 Do you wanna?
07:34 Watch this!
07:36 Good thing you have time for me!
07:48 You know, I'm busy lately.
07:50 What's your plan for our date?
07:53 Hmm...
07:54 Do you wanna go out and eat?
07:57 Or do you wanna watch Netflix and chill?
08:00 Who's Joanna?
08:04 Is my name Erica?
08:06 Erica? Blangyato?
08:08 Joanna? I thought it was you!
08:11 [laughing]
08:16 [music playing]
08:18 [music playing]
08:47 Oh, so this is the girl I'm looking for!
08:50 You're such a kid!
08:56 You're the one who drinks alcohol!
08:58 I'll buy you a drink!
09:00 I'll buy you a drink!
09:02 Sorry! Sorry!
09:04 I'll buy you a drink!
09:06 [laughing]
09:08 [music playing]
09:10 Anytime, anyone, anyhow!
09:13 Come watch that Sumigang!
09:16 It's for everybody in the house!
09:17 Click and subscribe now!
09:19 You know!
09:23 Click and subscribe now!
09:27 (upbeat music)