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00:00 It's time to tune in to Disney's House of Mouse!
00:04 Who's playing House of Mouse?
00:07 Everyone's coming to House of Mouse!
00:11 Everyone's coming in, this is going to be exciting!
00:16 We're going to be shocking House of Mouse!
00:20 Come on, who's going to do it?
00:21 I'm always nervous!
00:22 Come closer now!
00:23 This is House of Mouse!
00:25 The party's starting, they're coming in!
00:29 The good times are about to begin!
00:31 Come on, you're going to have a great time!
00:34 It's for everyone's sake!
00:36 The group's here, everyone's together!
00:39 Fun that will make you jump!
00:43 Girl, you have to dance with me!
00:48 There are so many things to do!
00:52 Everyone's coming in, this is going to be exciting!
00:54 Who's going to do it?
00:56 This is House of Mouse!
01:00 And now, to the one cats love, Mickey Mouse!
01:05 Hello, cats! Welcome to a special episode of House of Mouse!
01:09 Our aggressive pet, Pedro, agreed not to pressure us tonight in exchange for being able to go on stage.
01:14 So let's finish this once and for all, eh?
01:17 It's Pedro's day here at House of Mouse!
01:20 Minnie, there's no one here!
01:26 I know, it's just that no one wants to be here on Pedro's day!
01:29 Oh, well, I knew this would happen!
01:31 I bet he's furious, he's going to kill us!
01:34 I didn't tell him, and I'm busy, bye!
01:38 But someone has to tell him!
01:40 Hey, Pluto...
01:42 Oh, you asked for it, Dan!
01:46 Knock, knock, hello, Pedro?
01:49 There's no time for talks, Mickey!
01:52 How are my beards? Be honest, are they too long, too short?
01:55 I don't want to disappoint my audience, you know?
01:58 Oh, Pedro, it's about your audience!
02:01 There's enough room, isn't it?
02:03 I sent a lot of invitations, I hope it's not too full!
02:06 No, it's not too full!
02:09 Ha ha! I bet you've never had this kind of audience in House of Mouse, eh?
02:14 I honestly say I've never seen an audience this big!
02:17 Oh, this is going to be great!
02:19 My dear grandmother will be so proud!
02:23 I always wanted her to be a great star in front of a great audience!
02:27 What did you want to tell me?
02:29 Oh, nothing! I just wanted to wish you luck!
02:32 Oh, thank you, old man!
02:35 Get out of here!
02:36 If there's no function, can I go home?
02:39 No! You should have seen Pedro in there!
02:43 Well, it's the grandmother's fault, you know?
02:46 I didn't have the heart to tell him!
02:49 So, will there be a function?
02:51 Yes!
02:52 Hold on, Minnie, it's time for my big debut!
02:55 Oh, no! Not yet!
02:57 We'll just have to put one of your cartoons!
03:00 Great idea!
03:02 Listen up, everyone! I mean, everyone!
03:04 Here comes the first cartoon!
03:07 Hi, gay! Do you know my world?
03:24 If your date doesn't make it on board, you're strong and you test your luck!
03:29 Are you talking to me?
03:31 Come play! Don't be rude!
03:33 Unless you think this trip is too hard!
03:36 Oh, no! It seems fun, but I'm waiting for Minnie!
03:39 You're a chicken, chicken, chicken!
03:42 Oh, yeah? I'll show you I'm not a chicken!
03:52 If you dare to enter these seas,
03:55 catch the boat and you'll stay here!
03:58 I'll kick your boat beyond Katmandu!
04:01 Put the ball in the nest and you'll win a hidden treasure!
04:14 Yahoo! Fine!
04:20 Water Man!
04:22 Hi, Mickey!
04:24 What are you doing?
04:26 I'm finishing my pinball game!
04:28 Go ahead! I still have to decide what I want!
04:32 Oh, no!
04:34 A dead man doesn't lie!
04:40 Oh, no!
04:42 The chicken is a loser! The chicken is a loser!
04:45 Oh, no! A banana ice cream with mint cream!
04:48 Oh, no! I have to take care of my figure!
04:51 I'll show you who's a loser chicken!
04:54 Take that!
05:03 Not so fast, friend! This is not a boat!
05:08 It's time for you to walk on the board!
05:11 No!
05:14 A dead man doesn't lie!
05:18 Chocolate and caramel rice cake? No, very rice cake!
05:21 Hey, you on board! You're strong! Prove your luck!
05:24 Mickey! I know what I want! I'm ready to order!
05:29 Of course, Minnie! Just one more game!
05:33 Go!
05:36 Mickey Mouse! What's more important? Me or that stupid old machine?
05:41 I'm coming! It's my last game!
05:44 Chicken! Chicken! Chicken!
06:00 Chicken! Chicken! Chicken!
06:07 A dead man doesn't lie!
06:10 Chicken! Chicken! Chicken!
06:38 I'm coming! It's my last game!
06:41 Ha! You're for what?
06:56 Chicken! Chicken! Chicken!
06:59 Chicken! Chicken! Chicken!
07:02 Chicken! Chicken! Chicken!
07:06 Chicken! Chicken! Chicken!
07:09 Chicken! Chicken! Chicken!
07:12 Chicken! Chicken! Chicken!
07:16 Ha! You're for what?
07:19 Ha! Ha! Ha!
07:22 Chicken!
07:51 My hero!
07:53 Now I'll invite you a lot of ice cream!
08:06 Minnie!
08:15 Minnie!
08:17 That's a great score!
08:26 Minnie!
08:31 Oh! I won the game!
08:33 Can I have my ice cream now?
08:36 Stop! It's not your teacher! Get on board for your extra game!
08:41 You're a chicken!
08:44 Shut up, bird!
08:46 This is a bomb!
08:50 Yo-ho-ho! I found my treasure!
08:58 Oh, Mickey!
09:00 Hey! Hey! I don't hear the applause!
09:07 There's no applause!
09:09 I don't hear the applause! There's no noise!
09:12 Oh! It's because they're... spellbound! They're mute!
09:17 Oh! But of course! Ha! Ha! Ha!
09:20 Now leave me alone until it's time to get on stage!
09:24 Phew!
09:26 Oh! I don't know what we're going to do! We can't hide that there's no one!
09:30 Hmm! That's exactly what we'll do!
09:34 (The End)
09:37 Are you all ready?
09:41 Ready!
09:42 Ready!
09:43 Ready!
09:44 Ready!
09:45 Horacio, are you ready with the applause machine?
09:47 Ready!
09:48 What's going to happen to me? What am I going to do?
09:52 You'll stay there to introduce Pedro. Now!
09:55 Very well, friends! I want a loud applause from House of Mouse to welcome the villain
10:00 formerly known as Pedro the Bad Guy!
10:04 Thank you all! You're a great audience! Thank you!
10:09 You know, everyone seems to hate the villain's cartoons when the hero receives a blow.
10:18 He gets a pimple on his head. Maybe some little birds that disappear. Ha!
10:23 But they hit a villain and we fly through the horizon until we fall into a pool of piranhas that don't disappear with a "yabada yabada"!
10:32 Hi, hon!
10:35 Hi, mama!
10:37 Hi, little lady!
10:38 Whoosh! Whoosh! Whoosh! Whoosh!
10:40 Ooh, the lolly!
10:41 Beep, beep, beep! Baby, beep, boop!
10:43 And our special guest!
10:45 Oh, she fell in love!
10:47 Hey, calm down! I'm just getting started!
10:51 First rule of the show! Always leave those who are beautiful alone!
10:55 Oh, he was close!
10:57 It's a good thing that Pedro has both brains and talent!
11:00 And now this cartoon isn't very good, you know, because I don't appear in it.
11:10 I'll tell you something. Use the power of your imagination and imagine that I appear!
11:15 Oh, it's not over yet?
11:17 Horacio, play the cartoon!
11:19 [music]
11:24 Hello everyone! Welcome to the house of the geniuses of Fun Patot!
11:34 Now tell me, have you ever done something and wanted to go back in time to undo it?
11:40 I know I have! Like once I sat in the heater!
11:44 Oh, how clever!
11:46 I present to you the instant returner of time, Fun Patot!
11:51 If I do something, even if it's a tiny nonsense, difficult thing, I'll go back in time and fix it!
11:59 Oh, now watch me destroy the precious porcelain of Mama!
12:05 Ludwig! What was that ugly noise?
12:11 Don't do it at home! Your mother will get furious!
12:15 Now we'll go back to the moment before breaking the porcelain!
12:20 But this time I'll choose not to break the porcelain!
12:24 Ludwig!
12:41 One minute, Mommy!
12:45 Oh, it's better to go and hit this! See you next time!
12:48 Bigger than life and twice as ugly...
12:52 ...talented, here is Pedro!
12:55 Friends, now I would like to sing you a song that my dear grandmother the bad girl sang to me when I was a baby!
13:03 It means a lot to me! And I hope it's the same for you!
13:08 Boom, da boom, boom, boom, da boom, boom, da boom
13:13 Listen to me!
13:15 In the middle of the night, in the middle of my dream, I saw myself surrounded by water, river, and I went down to stop.
13:23 Then I went back, with Alice and wonders in color, Mickey Mouse was the boy with the drum.
13:31 Boom, da boom, boom, boom, da boom, boom, da boom
13:38 Mirror on the wall, the most handsome of all, I am the prince and I will take the fairy to the dance.
13:46 If for you you dance, if for you I am, it's a perfect day, I know!
13:53 A party on the guitar, Donald Duck will play on the drum, Mickey Mouse will make the place tremble with his...
14:01 Boom, da boom, boom, boom, da boom, let's go!
14:05 Boom, da boom, boom, boom, da boom, let's go!
14:09 Boom, da boom, boom, boom, da boom...
14:12 It's over!
14:13 Did the owl sing it?
14:18 Listen, friends, since all of you love me so much, I will open my own club in the corner, the PedroLadium.
14:26 Only Pedro all the time, and everyone is invited.
14:31 Hey, you can't steal the audience!
14:33 You are no longer the leader of the club, Mouse.
14:36 The audience loves me, I am a true and great...
14:40 Success!
14:41 Oh, well, two out of three is not bad.
14:45 Should I put the next cartoon?
14:48 Yes, why not?
14:49 Let me go!
14:52 [Music]
15:03 Somewhere in these happy hills, everything is peace.
15:07 Except in Happy Hills, West Virginia.
15:10 Because here the Mahatma and the Coifers had been fighting for 50 years.
15:15 The dispute was due to a small space located exactly at the limit of their properties.
15:22 One day, the Mahatma and the Coifers had to...
15:25 ...eh...
15:26 ...get their noses dirty at exactly the same time.
15:30 Out of my way! I have to get my nose dirty!
15:33 Flambé needs it more!
15:35 In that moment of great need, the two families decided to fix their differences.
15:40 They put a second door in the outside annex.
15:44 Finish it at once, Clem!
15:46 Of course, Joe Bob!
15:48 Good trip, yes!
15:49 Everyone went to a cruise through the Caribbean to celebrate the end of the dispute.
15:55 And to be calm, the Mahatma hired a trio of caretakers.
16:00 There is nothing like the peace and quiet of living in the countryside.
16:05 Yes, and this refreshing river water goes well with wine.
16:10 Come!
16:11 Too much water.
16:30 Well, now without knowing it, our trio, the Coifers had hired a caretaker on their own...
16:37 ...who also felt the call.
16:40 Can't I have a little privacy?
16:43 Come on, Donald! We're all upset!
16:50 But let's try to be good neighbors, and nothing is better to get good neighbors than freshly made apple puree.
16:56 Also take some of this water.
17:00 What do you want?
17:04 Hello, neighbor!
17:05 I hate neighbors!
17:07 I brought freshly made apple puree!
17:10 Yes? What a coincidence! I also have something for you!
17:14 Oh, that's being a good neighbor!
17:16 Oh? What are they?
17:21 I don't know. I found them on my navel.
17:25 Now get out!
17:33 Well, gentlemen, it was at that moment when that little mouse decided to start a fight with Pedro the Bad Guy.
17:40 And they started the fight with everything they could find.
17:46 Pedro! Pedro!
17:49 Pedro! Pedro!
17:52 Pedro! Pedro!
17:55 Pedro! Pedro!
17:58 Pedro! Pedro! Pedro!
18:01 Pedro! Pedro! Pedro!
18:04 Pedro! Pedro! Pedro!
18:07 Pedro! Pedro! Pedro!
18:10 [snoring]
18:12 Listo?
18:37 Listo!
18:38 [sizzling]
18:40 Oh!
18:44 Ha! No me dieron!
18:48 Usaron harina!
18:52 Salven el agua! Salven el agua!
19:04 [sizzling]
19:06 [laughing]
19:15 También melaza!
19:20 ¡Ahora!
19:32 ¡Qué dinamita! Esto les enseñará esos tipos.
19:36 [screaming]
19:48 ¡El anexo!
19:56 ¡El anexo!
19:57 At that moment they realized that what they were fighting for was in danger.
20:01 But what could they do?
20:02 Sacrifice this delicious water to pay the dinamita.
20:06 I know it looks like a science fiction story, but that's how it all happened.
20:14 And when the Mahatma and the Koi fish returned, well, poor Mickey tried to explain it to them with his ease of speech.
20:21 Oh, well, you see, he started and we, uh, well, how was your trip?
20:26 But although it seems incredible, something black and sticky began to sprout from the crater.
20:31 Petroleum.
20:32 [screaming]
20:34 So they packed their things and moved to Beverly Hills, California.
20:39 Of course, the Mahatma and the Koi fish are still fighting.
20:43 But now they are fighting over who has been using the swimming pool as a retreat.
20:47 But that's another story.
20:54 Petroleum.
20:56 [laughing]
20:58 [speaking Spanish]
21:04 [chanting]
21:14 [speaking Spanish]
21:15 [clapping]
21:16 [speaking Spanish]
21:23 when do you think he'll notice that there's no audience?
21:26 Well, maybe in about 100 days?
21:30 Or never?
21:32 Very good Mike, get us out of here!
21:34 Of course Mickey!
21:36 The competition for House of Mouse was provided by...
21:39 Pedro Labium!
21:41 The special meal by Pedro
21:43 The dance by Pedro
21:45 And the entertainment by Pedro
21:47 Which is conveniently directed in the heart of PEDROSBURGO
21:50 Pedro Labium is the most Pedro-like place on Earth
21:53 But it's not open anymore due to lack of audience
21:56 See you soon!
21:59 Subscribe to Pedro Labium!
22:03 Subscribe to Pedro Labium!