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01:00In days of old, when knights were bold,
01:29good King Richard the Lionheart ruled all England.
01:33But while this beloved king was off fighting in foreign lands,
01:36his wicked brother, Prince John, seized the throne
01:40and used his power to tax the innocent folk to near starvation.
01:44His cruel henchman, the Sheriff of Nottingham,
01:47enforced this tyranny through might and cruelty.
01:51Poor England, it suffered so.
01:53The people so desperately needed a hero.
02:19Well done, Jerry Mouse.
02:21Thanks for the rope.
02:24I'll take it from here.
02:34Don't move a muscle, friend.
02:37Here now, I'd say that was a job well done.
02:41Now let's see.
02:42What have we here?
02:44Ah, gold.
02:46All this, taxed from the poor so that the rich can get richer.
02:50It simply will not do.
02:52Oh, yes, it will.
02:54The famous Robin Hood, caught in my little trap, how pathetic.
03:02Not as pathetic as you, Sheriff of Nottingham.
03:09It's Nottingham, and you are my prisoner.
03:14Is that a fact?
03:18You there, driver, seize him.
03:21Yes, you.
03:23Grab Robin Hood.
03:25I'm afraid he won't be doing that.
03:27He's actually one of my men, Little John.
03:31He hijacked your wagon about what?
03:34Oh, five miles back.
03:36It's still ten to two.
03:40Two and one sixteenth.
03:43I'd say more like ten to fifty.
03:47No good grief.
03:51Thanks to a wee bird, or rather a tiny mouse, I knew you were planning a little trap for
03:57me, so I planned a little trap for you.
04:00It's so nice of you to use real gold as bait, my lord.
04:03Tie them up.
04:04What?
04:05Not you, Jerry.
04:09Let the men do that.
04:10You and Little John can help me roll these barrels of gold back home.
04:13Good job for your tiny little feet.
04:21This one's for you, little buddy.
04:28Thanks again, Sheriff.
04:29Oh, I hate you, Robin Hood.
05:12Oh, it's a rough life just trying to get by.
05:39The taxman comes and bleeds you dry.
05:44No matter how much you give, it's never enough.
05:48If you say you've nothing left, he'll say, that's tough.
05:52It's a rough life just trying to get by.
05:56The taxman comes and...
06:03He bleeds you dry.
06:08That's why we fight.
06:10We fight for Robin Hood.
06:12Robin stands for right.
06:14He fights for all that's good.
06:16That is why they stand to join my merry band.
06:19We are merry men and that is grand.
06:23Good king's left on a long crusade.
06:26While he's gone, he has been betrayed.
06:30His brother John is a greedy soul.
06:34He'll tax your soup and he'll tax your bowl.
06:37But fear not, good folk.
06:39Listen and behold.
06:41Robin Hood will forge near.
06:44With action brave and bold.
06:46That's why we fight.
06:48We fight for Robin Hood.
06:50Robin stands for right.
06:52He fights for all that's good.
06:54He takes from the rich and to the poor he gives.
06:57And with his merry men he'll show where Forrest lives.
07:01And with his merry men he'll show where Forrest lives.
07:20My dear Sheriff.
07:23Perhaps you have forgotten one very important thing.
07:27I not only love money.
07:29Love it, love it, love it.
07:31But I need it.
07:33I'm going to be King John one day.
07:37Not Prince John.
07:39Yes, my lord.
07:40And a king needs to be rich.
07:43Rich.
07:45Stinking rich.
07:47Yes, my lord.
07:49And I can't be stinking rich unless you stop Robin Hood from stealing all my taxes.
07:56What does he do with my money?
07:58Gives it to the poor?
08:00What's up with that?
08:02The poor don't need money.
08:05They're poor.
08:08Well, it's not my fault, sire.
08:11I think... how do I put this?
08:14Robin Hood is getting his information from inside the castle.
08:19A spy?
08:23Prince John, if you will excuse me.
08:26I'd like to retire.
08:29You know how matters of state are too much for my sweet little head.
08:33Yes, yes. Off you go.
08:35Good night, Maid Marian.
08:49Good night.
08:51Sweet dreams.
08:55Close your mouth.
08:57You're as bad as the wolves.
08:59So, we have a spy?
09:02Yes.
09:03I believe Robin Hood is smuggling information back and forth via a very tiny courier.
09:09And I have just the man to stop him.
09:12Him?
09:13Nope.
09:14Him?
09:15Nope.
09:17Him?
09:18Nope.
09:23Silly sheriff, you're out of men.
09:25May I introduce my cat at arms, Thomas?
09:30You see, because Robin Hood is using a mouse as his messenger, Tom is perfect.
09:35I'm off with you. Prepare for your mission.
09:47A cat to catch a mouse.
09:51Genius! Pure genius!
09:54I love money!
09:56Oh, the mouse is nothing, sire.
09:58What matters is with its catcher we'll find the traitor.
10:02Yes, find the traitor.
10:07But, if my brother, the good King Richard, returns from the Crusades,
10:13it will all be for nothing.
10:15I'll never be king.
10:17The nice part about Crusades is they're extremely dangerous.
10:23He may never return.
10:32How long before we cross the channel for England?
10:35Good King Richard, another two days and the ship will be ready.
10:40Sire.
10:42But how I miss my kingdom and my people.
10:46The sooner we get home, the better.
10:49Eh, my good bear?
10:51Oh, yeah.
10:53What you just said, sire.
10:58Two days? We gotta warn Prince John.
11:01Yeah, so he can definitely make a nice reception for his big brother.
11:06It'll be a killer.
11:11Prince John! Come on!
11:18Let's go.
11:20We'll get ourselves a nice reward for these juicy venues.
11:33Oh, boy.
11:37Now, my fine lads,
11:39who wants to help me hand out Prince John's money?
11:44Grab your gear.
11:57Not you, my little friend.
11:59Ouch!
12:00Don't fret now. I have an even more important job for you.
12:04Something that fits your size.
12:07I need you to make another delivery.
12:10It's a poem I've written for Maid Marian.
12:13Could you please take it to her?
12:17Now, you mustn't let this fall into the wrong hands.
12:20For her sake more than mine.
12:30You see, son of mine, your pups has a very important job.
12:34This here logboat is vital to our whole operation.
12:38It's how we move around without nobody being the wiser.
12:43That's why I can't let nobody take the logboat.
12:46No way, no how.
13:04Oh, boy.
13:34Oh, boy.
14:04Hmm.
14:16Yoo-hoo!
14:18Big fella!
14:20I got something for ya.
14:35Whack!
14:42What?
14:45Robin Hood!
14:47There!
15:01Oh, Thomas.
15:03I am simply all nerves this evening.
15:06Would you play me a song?
15:16Ooh!
15:33Hmm.
16:04Oh, Thomas.
16:06That was ever so lovely.
16:08Please play another one.
16:12Hmm. No encore?
16:33Whack!
17:04Whack!
17:12Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
17:30Whack!
17:34Aah!
17:59Ha-ha-ha-ha!
18:03Aah!
18:33Aah!
18:35Aah!
18:41Aah!
18:49Aah!
18:54Aah!
19:00Oh!
19:03♪
19:13♪
19:23♪
19:33♪
19:43♪
19:53♪
20:03♪
20:13♪
20:23♪
20:33♪
20:43♪
20:53♪
21:03Oh!
21:05What have we here, Sir Mouse?
21:08A message?
21:10From?
21:11My love!
21:13Oh, Robin Hood!
21:17Oh, dear.
21:19I can't quite make it out.
21:22♪
21:39Oh, it's a poem!
21:42My dearest Maid Marian,
21:45I love you more than spring flowers
21:48and the summer breeze and...
21:50cheese.
21:53Oh, my beloved Robin!
21:55He so loves his cheese.
21:58Here, take him this good luck charm
22:01as a token of my affection.
22:03It will keep him safe.
22:05And I'll stay here inside the castle
22:07and keep him informed of anything
22:09that the Sheriff and Prince John are up to.
22:11Thank you, little mouse, for your brave service.
22:14♪
22:24Careful now.
22:26♪
22:39Ouch!
22:41♪
22:53Yahoo!
22:57What if we had the peasants build a giant statue
23:00of me holding money?
23:03Your cat at arms is dampening the fire.
23:06Isn't he supposed to be after that mouse?
23:08Yes.
23:10So sorry, sire.
23:12Problem is, Robin Hood has stolen
23:14so much of the tax money
23:16that I might not have enough for my statue.
23:19What are we going to do?
23:22Sire, what is the perfect bait
23:25for the perfect trap, hmm?
23:28Ah!
23:30Besides money.
23:32Well, for you, a beautiful woman
23:35who shall remain nameless,
23:39and for someone like Robin Hood
23:41to be crowned best archer in all of England.
23:44Perhaps we should offer him all three
23:46at an archery tournament.
23:48Oh, well, that is good.
23:52Ha-ha-ha!
23:54Ha-ha-ha!
23:56Ha-ha-ha!
23:59Ha-ha-ha!
24:02Ha-ha-ha!
24:04Hmm.
24:06♪
24:16Hey you! That's royal property! Come back here!
24:35Well well! A royal archery contest! The winner is given a purse of gold and crowned best archer
24:42in all of England and he receives a kiss from Maid Marian. Oh here we go. Gentlemen I put it to you
24:50as the best archer in all of England. I should be crowned as such and win this purse of gold for the
24:55poor. And of course the grandest prize of all will be the moment where Maid Marian rests her ruby reds
25:05resplendent with divine delights against my own bespeaking love without one word uttered.
25:18I get to smooch with my girlfriend.
25:23That's middle English for hooray. You know it's probably a trap. You think that will stop Robin?
25:31They'll arrest you on sight my boy. Worry not my good friar lest you forget I am a master of disguise.
25:44I have got a bad feeling about this. Keep it natural. Just blend in.
25:52Ah what a beautiful day for a trap. Oh yes it is.
25:59Sire you don't actually believe Robin Hood would be foolish enough to show up today.
26:04Oh yes I think I know the mind of that scalawag a little better than you my dear.
26:11I fear you're right. Now let the games begin.
26:24Here Jerry give Maid Marian this. It's my lucky charm for her to replace the one she gave me.
26:30No? How about this then? That is a very lucky spoon. It saved my life once. No?
26:37Then what?
26:44That is an excellent idea. Well done Jerry Mouse.
27:07Anybody seen my helmet?
27:37So
27:47so
28:04ow
28:16hmm
28:23We have our two finalists. The Sheriff of Nottingham and John of Smithtown. You're so lovely.
28:35Oops
28:43Lovely
28:51Oh
29:02Whoever's arrow comes closest to the bullseye will win the competition after you.
29:12Oh
29:34Oh I missed. The Sheriff wins.
29:42♪
29:50Wait a minute!
29:51♪
30:01♪
30:11♪
30:17We have a winner!
30:19Huzzah!
30:21I've come to claim my prize,
30:24especially the kiss.
30:26The only prize you'll be getting
30:29is the sharp edge of the executioner's axe,
30:32Robin Hood.
30:34Oh, no!
30:36This way, men!
30:42Oh, n-never mind.
30:51Well now, men, it's time to go.
30:54I'll see you tomorrow.
30:56Good-bye.
30:58Good-bye.
31:00Good-bye.
31:03Well now, men, it's, um,
31:05it's not as bad as it looks.
31:07It looks like we're all imprisoned,
31:09being taken to the dungeon
31:11to be executed on the morrow.
31:13Well, when you say it like that,
31:15I guess it is as bad as it looks.
31:28Will, look!
31:30It's Jerry Mouse.
31:32Here he comes.
31:34And there he goes.
32:01Ha-ha! Good fellow!
32:03Jerry, the lock!
32:09Can you open it?
32:21Oh!
32:24Oh!
32:49Well, third time's the charm.
32:54Oh!
33:02You've got it this time, Jerry.
33:06He's done it!
33:18Gallant try, dear Mouse.
33:20Gallant try.
33:23Gallant try.
33:39Enjoy the slop, boys.
33:42Even though you'll be dead before it's digested.
33:45Ha-ha-ha!
33:47Go on, have a laugh while you can.
33:49You must not know who you're dealing with.
33:51Isn't that right, Robin?
33:53Robin?
33:55Robin?
34:01He's always been there to help in time of need.
34:04Now who's gonna help Robin?
34:07I'm afraid you'd need an army to get in there, my dear.
34:11It'll take a different sort of hero to save Robin Hood.
34:22I'm sorry, men.
34:24Don't blame yourself, my son.
34:27It's because of me that we're in here.
34:29And it's because of me that she's still up there instead of in my arms.
34:34Oh, my darling Marion.
34:37Oh, my dear, sweet Robin.
34:40Game over.
34:42Game over.
34:44Game over.
34:46Game over.
34:48Game over.
34:50Gazing from my window
34:53There you are
34:56You're so very close
34:59And yet so far
35:03When I see your face, dear
35:06Then I know this much is true
35:10There's no other one for me but you
35:16No other love for me
35:19No other one for me
35:22No other love for me, I know deep in my heart
35:29No other one for me
35:32No other love for me, it's true
35:37There's no other one for me but you
35:45Chained within this cell, I dream of you
35:53Thoughts of all the scrapes that we've been through
35:59Giving me the courage for the fight that's sure to be
36:06There's no other hope for me, you see
36:12No other love for me
36:15No other one for me
36:19No other love for me, I know deep in my heart
36:25No other one for me
36:28No other love for me, it's true
36:35Nothing's ever keeping us apart
36:56Oh, Jerry, this is terrible.
36:59Perhaps I should write Robin a note.
37:02There must be something we can do.
37:19Maid Marion.
37:21As the default winner of the archery contest,
37:24I believe I'm owed that kiss.
37:27What do you have there?
37:29Nothing, my lord.
37:31A letter? To Robin Hood?
37:34You're the spy?
37:36That's right, you blaggard.
37:38Well, now you'll perish as a traitor.
37:42Unless...
37:44You know, I could spare you from that fate
37:48if you agreed to be my wife.
37:50I wouldn't marry you if you were the last man on earth.
37:54Sheriff of Nottingham.
37:56It's Nottingham.
37:58The sheriff of Nottingham. Get it? Nottingham!
38:02Regardless, I would rather be finished off
38:05by the executioner's axe than become your wife.
38:08That fair maid can and will be arranged.
38:16Guards!
38:18Let no one in or out.
38:20If she tries to escape, finish her.
38:23Are you sure she's the only girl in this whole picture?
38:27Yes, sir.
38:57Sir, we need to talk.
39:12In a moment.
39:14My spies have just arrived from France.
39:18What news have you of my brother?
39:21Oh, it's terrible news, my liege.
39:24Very bad. Definitely very bad.
39:27This is not now, you stupid cat.
39:31The king, Richard the Lionheart, returns.
39:35Definitely coming back.
39:37Even as we speak.
39:39He's on a ship that lands in England tomorrow morn.
39:42Yeah, crack of dawn. Definitely very early.
39:45The Crusades are over?
39:47Well, that was fast.
39:49Sire, if the king returns, we'll...
39:52I mean, you'll lose all your power.
39:55And more importantly, I'll have to move back into the guest castle
40:00without any of my money.
40:03Sire, perhaps my men and I could meet the king at the shore
40:07and make sure he never returns.
40:10Oh, I would like to see that.
40:14I only have one request.
40:16When you have Robin Hood executed,
40:18add Maid Marian to that list.
40:21She was our spy.
40:24Really?
40:25Any who betray the throne must be dealt with harshly.
40:28I mean my throne, not my brother's,
40:31who we're going to kill, right?
40:54Why, that's the signal from Jerry.
41:22It's go time, boys.
41:29Now, son of mine, things might get scary in there.
41:33You stick close to your old pops.
41:36And if you need to defend yourself, use this.
41:44Hmm, that works too.
41:47Open sesame.
41:51Ride hard, men.
41:53We must get there before the king's ship makes land.
41:55Won't my brother be surprised
41:57when he doesn't make it back to England alive after all?
42:00I can't wait to see the look on his cold, lifeless face.
42:09Close sesame.
42:15The castle sure seems empty.
42:18Yeah, where were the Sheriff and Prince John
42:21riding off to so fast?
42:23Something's going on.
42:25We'll find out.
42:43I'm here to minister to Maid Marian.
42:46I'm a friar, you know.
43:14Ouch.
43:16I have to get out of here.
43:18I have to help save Robin.
43:20But how?
43:21Ooh, this could work.
43:25Closed inside these walls, I think of you.
43:31Counting all the things that we could do.
43:37Hugging, kissing, spooning.
43:40But this crowd just makes me moan.
43:43Wish it were the two of us alone.
43:48Too many walls, I see.
43:51Too many marks for me.
43:53Too many traps to tee,
43:55cause you are all on me.
43:58Too many guys, oh gee.
44:01Too many boys for me to call.
44:05Wishing that we two could be alone.
44:09Too many walls for me.
44:12Take too much energy.
44:15Just do the math and see that you are all I need.
44:20I only want one man.
44:23I'm not a girl you can call.
44:26I'm glad that it's the two of us alone.
44:36Excuse me, I've come to rescue you.
44:40Well, thank you.
44:41But I seem to have rescued myself.
45:10Cool.
47:10Ah, right on schedule.
47:25Marion!
47:26Robin!
47:27Oh, my darling.
47:28I was so worried.
47:30You know, I haven't had my kiss yet.
47:36Huh?
47:39We can't find nobody.
47:41But we found this stuff in the prince's room.
47:53Don't look, son.
47:54I'll explain it when you're older.
47:58Wait.
47:59This is it.
48:00Plans for the ambush of King Richard.
48:03As he comes ashore from France at dawn.
48:05We have to save him.
48:07But how will we get there in time?
48:10Hang on, my hearties.
48:19It won't be long now, men.
48:29On my command.
48:46We're too late.
48:51And...
48:59Fire!
49:08Oh!
49:11No!
49:15What in the name of heaven is going on here?
49:18We're saving your life, sire.
49:20It's a rescue.
49:22Brace yourself.
49:27You men, come with me.
49:28The rest, stop them.
49:46Protect the king!
49:49I hope you're an adequate swordsman, my boy.
49:51Oh, I dabble.
50:03There you go.
50:04Watch your step.
50:27It seems this is where your journey ends.
50:30Robin Hood.
50:31And where I become king.
50:33And my poor brother's sudden and quite unexpected demise.
50:38You may strike us down, but other heroes will rise up.
50:42Your days of tyranny are finished.
50:49Say, isn't that your cat?
50:53I'm not a cat anymore.
51:11Grateful rats!
51:30Prepare to meet your maker, Robin Hood!
51:36Take that, Mouseketeer!
51:40Where were we, brother?
51:45En garde, pipsqueak!
51:47Is that cat and that mouse with you?
51:49Yes, actually.
51:52I'm very glad they are.
51:55Me too, sire.
51:57You'll never beat me, you useless rodent.
52:06Stop!
52:25Stop! Stop!
52:27Whoa! Stop!
52:31Oh, we don't have to bring Mother into this, do we?
52:34You're outmanned, cat.
52:36I'll take it from here.
52:53I suppose you're wondering about this assassination thing?
53:13Well, it's a funny story.
53:19Ready to cut your losses, Sheriff of Nottingham?
53:25No, no!
53:35This is all your fault, Sheriff of Nottingham.
53:39Bravo, Jerry!
53:47You there, cat, mouse, take a knee.
53:55For heroic service in the name of justice, truth, honour and bravery,
54:02I dub thee Sir Tomcat and Sir Jerry Mouse.
54:07Rise.
54:15Oh, cheer our hero who joins legends of old.
54:19Raise a cup to Jerry, the mouse who's brave and bold.
54:25That is why we sing of little Jerry Mouse.
54:28Jerry saved our king and beat that wretched louse.
54:32He takes from the rich and to the poor he gives.
54:37I believe I owe you something.
54:49Ah, yes. Yes, you do.
54:53I just love a happy ending.
54:56Don't you?
55:26Don't you?
55:56Don't you?
56:26Don't you?
56:31Don't you?
56:56Don't you?
57:26Don't you?