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00:00 The Red Racer Super Duper Bicycle!
00:03 And the winner is...
00:05 Pike the Dog!
00:07 Huh? Wow!
00:09 I won! I won!
00:11 Papa! Papa! I won! I won! I won! I won, Papa!
00:15 That's my boy!
00:17 Just slow down there, son,
00:19 and tell your immensely curious dad
00:21 what have you won!
00:22 Oh, boy, Pop, I've just won...
00:26 a new Super Duper Red Bicycle!
00:30 And I can't wait for my amazing, heroic,
00:32 authority on everything type Pop
00:34 to teach me how to ride my new bike!
00:36 Would you please? Would you? Huh, Pop?
00:38 Of course, I would do anything for you, my son!
00:43 (stammering)
00:57 What am I gonna do?
01:00 How am I gonna tell my ever-trusting son
01:02 that he's know everything Pop has a deep, dark secret?
01:08 He never liked to ride a bike!
01:10 What a shame! The humiliation!
01:14 I was just a youngster with my very first bicycle,
01:19 and I was so happy!
01:21 But it was not to last.
01:24 Later, I got a real bike,
01:29 but no matter how hard I tried,
01:31 it was probably not to last.
01:35 (tires screeching)
01:37 What am I gonna do?
01:45 I cannot disappoint my only son
01:47 who looks upon me as his hero figure.
01:50 If I don't teach him how to ride a bike,
01:52 he might grow up with a trauma!
01:54 Son, tomorrow morning,
01:56 I will teach you how to ride this bike!
01:59 Oh, boy, oh, boy! I can't wait!
02:02 Neither can I.
02:04 I gotta learn to ride a bike...tonight!
02:08 My old bike.
02:22 This time, I'm gonna ride ya!
02:31 Hey, this isn't so hard after all!
02:34 Easy now! Oh, no!
02:36 Hey, watch out!
02:38 Whoa!
02:40 (screaming)
02:42 (screaming)
02:46 Papa, what happened?
02:56 I'm okay, son. I just, uh, fell out of bed.
03:00 Oh, okay. Good night, dear old dad.
03:03 Well, that's a square one.
03:12 Here we go! Whoa!
03:18 Where's the brakes on this thing?
03:20 Whoa!
03:24 (tires screeching)
03:26 Ow!
03:42 I can get some expert help if I'm gonna learn to ride a bike.
03:50 Hey, and I know just the expert!
03:54 Gee, Pop must be sleepwalking again.
03:59 I'd better follow him to make sure he doesn't get hurt.
04:02 Me give you bicycle riding lessons?
04:05 You must be joking.
04:07 I'm an artiste, a skilled aero-cycling dynamician
04:11 who's broken every bone in his body
04:13 in the pursuit of the perfect technique.
04:15 I don't have time for amateurs.
04:18 Please! I only want one thing,
04:21 and that's to learn to ride a bike
04:23 so that I can earn the respect of my son,
04:26 who I love very much.
04:28 I just need the confidence to do it.
04:31 That's my Pop in there, begging and pleading for me.
04:37 Are you sure that this will give me confidence?
04:41 To gain confidence, you gotta get over your fear.
04:44 Go the extra mile.
04:46 Go away and bite the whole enchilada.
04:48 Nothing to it.
04:50 You just drop down the 90-degree descent,
04:52 maintaining proper balance, of course,
04:54 catch air over the tanker trucks...
04:56 Did I mention they'd be on fire?
04:58 ...and land in the net.
05:00 Listen, maybe I shouldn't do this.
05:03 Good luck!
05:05 That's great!
05:07 Did I mention that I've never done this stunt before?
05:13 (upbeat music)
05:15 [BLANK_AUDIO]