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00:00 No, son, now that you're grown up,
00:03 it's time we had a heart-to-heart talk
00:05 about the facts of life.
00:08 First of all, you're a dog,
00:11 and there's three things a dog's gotta know how to do.
00:15 First, a dog's gotta know how to be man's best friend.
00:20 That comes in two easy positions.
00:23 The begging position, with the big, sad, soulful eyes,
00:28 and the lying at the master's feet position.
00:33 Also, with the big, sad, soulful eyes.
00:39 Now, the second thing a dog has to know
00:44 is how to bury bones.
00:46 Why?
00:47 I don't know.
00:49 I can never find them after I buried them.
00:51 (laughs)
00:53 But that's what dogs is supposed to do.
00:57 Third, and most important,
01:00 all dogs gotta know how to chase cats,
01:03 which happens to be my specialty.
01:07 Now, if we had a cat.
01:09 (dramatic music)
01:12 (cats growling)
01:23 What a coincidence.
01:25 Watch me.
01:27 This always scares them out of their skin.
01:30 Shh.
01:31 (cats growling)
01:36 (dogs barking)
01:50 (cats growling)
01:53 (dogs barking)
02:01 (laughs)
02:02 Wanna try it, son?
02:04 (dog barking)
02:06 I'll be right back.
02:09 I gotta have a talk with this character.
02:11 Listen, pussycat, my boys learnin' to chase cats,
02:19 and I don't want 'em to have any trouble.
02:21 Understand?
02:22 When he starts barkin', you start climbin'.
02:26 Is that clear?
02:27 Okay, then, let's go.
02:32 Okay, son, it's your turn now.
02:38 (dog barking)
02:44 Nice work, boy.
02:45 Hey, that kid ain't joshin'.
02:47 Look at that.
02:48 (dramatic music)
02:51 (laughs)
02:58 A chip off of that old block.
03:01 That's what you are, son.
03:02 A chip off of that old block.
03:04 (horse neighing)
03:17 (horses neighing)
03:20 (laughs)
03:37 That's my boy.
03:38 Yes, sir.
03:39 (laughs)
03:41 (whistles)
03:53 (horses neighing)
03:57 (horses neighing)
04:05 (horses neighing)
04:08 (laughs)
04:19 You did it again, son.
04:21 (horses neighing)
04:34 (dramatic music)
04:37 (laughs)
04:39 (dog barking)
04:46 (dramatic music)
04:49 (laughs)
05:01 (horses neighing)
05:04 (dramatic music)
05:12 (horses neighing)
05:30 (dramatic music)
05:33 (dog barking)
05:44 What happened, son?
05:48 Are you all right?
05:50 Say something.
05:51 Speak to me.
05:52 Speak to me, boy.
05:54 (dog barking)
05:55 (dramatic music)
05:58 (dog barking)
06:01 Who done it?
06:03 (dog barking)
06:05 That's all I wanna know.
06:07 (dog barking)
06:15 (dramatic music)
06:26 (dog barking)
06:28 Okay, son.
06:31 [Music]