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00:00 [ Music ]
00:06 [ Music ]
00:35 [ Music ]
00:39 >> Now are you sure you can handle everything?
00:42 >> Can I handle everything?
00:44 What a little housework.
00:46 >> All right then.
00:48 Goodbye.
00:49 >> Bye bye.
00:50 >> Bye, Bobby.
00:51 [ Music ]
01:02 >> She made it.
01:04 >> Can I handle everything, she says.
01:09 Buster, let me tell you, I can breeze through this housework in half the time it takes your mother.
01:16 Not enough hours in a day, she says.
01:20 A little efficient organization, I say.
01:23 Organization, son, that's the secret.
01:26 No waste motion.
01:28 Boy, any man that can run a business can -- help, man.
01:38 Friendly, cuz.
01:40 [ Humming ]
01:47 There you are.
01:48 Now run along to school.
01:51 >> No school today, cuz it's Saturday.
01:54 >> Oh, well, you'll be a lot of help to daddy around the house.
01:59 [ Humming ]
02:05 Just breaking things up a bit.
02:10 Housework is hard work, she says.
02:12 [ Humming ]
02:17 George, you know better than that.
02:20 [ Music ]
02:26 >> As we left John with a crushed visceris and a fractured clavicle, he was crawling toward Marsha.
02:33 Poor dear Marsha, whose failing eyesight could no longer stand the strain of lacing her insane mother's straitjacket.
02:42 >> Groceries.
02:44 [ Music ]
02:52 >> That's two out.
02:57 >> Boys will be boys.
02:59 Dog gone dog.
03:02 This will hold you.
03:05 [ Humming ]
03:11 >> My wife.
03:15 >> Get, get, get, get.
03:17 [ Music ]
03:27 >> Oh, just running through again.
03:31 [ Music ]
03:36 >> Junior, don't play with the white-shun machine.
03:41 [ Snoring ]
03:45 >> Out, out, out, out, out.
03:49 Now, where did she keep that vacuum?
03:52 [ Humming ]
03:57 [ Music ]
04:07 >> Ow, ow, ow.
04:08 >> Stay right where you are.
04:09 I'll get you.
04:13 Now, you march right in there and take a bath.
04:16 [ Humming ]
04:19 [ Music ]
04:25 >> It's over.
04:27 Get, get, get.
04:30 >> Unable to contain herself longer, Marsha strangled a scream.
04:35 As John's limp body slipped beneath the cold, cold waters of Old North Bay, consciousness returned.
04:41 >> Where, where am I?
04:43 >> He gulped.
04:46 >> I thought I told you.
04:47 >> Planing man.
04:49 [ Screaming ]
04:54 [ Music ]
04:58 [ Humming ]
05:01 [ Telephone Ringing ]
05:03 >> Oh, I'm going right.
05:05 Hello.
05:06 I'll have her call you.
05:08 >> You, anybody home?
05:10 [ Telephone Ringing ]
05:14 >> Would you watch little Betty-Jew for a moment, thanks.
05:17 [ Baby Crying ]
05:19 >> I have here a handy little gadget that no housewife in her right mind would be without.
05:24 >> Something's burning.
05:27 >> It smashes, it smashes.
05:29 >> Okay, okay, I'll take it.
05:31 [ Baby Crying ]
05:41 >> No, she's not.
05:43 >> Yeah?
05:44 >> All right, I'll have her call you.
05:50 >> Get away from that phone.
05:51 >> Oh, yeah.
05:52 >> One more step and I'll plug you.
05:53 Drop it.
05:54 >> Help, murder, please.
05:57 [ Baby Crying ]
06:00 >> Mommy's home.
06:03 >> Huh, what?
06:04 >> Oh.
06:08 >> Hello, honey.
06:10 How did everything go?
06:12 >> How did everything go, she said.
06:14 >> What?
06:15 >> Well, we're just fine.
06:16 >> Fine?
06:17 >> Nothing to it.
06:19 >> This is the place.
06:20 >> On your arms, girls.
06:21 >> Come on, Charlie.
06:22 >> Stand back, stand back.
06:23 >> Is everybody out?
06:24 >> Up here, Max.
06:25 >> Come on.
06:26 >> Take it away.
06:27 [ Cheering ]
06:35 >> Okay, where's the body?
06:37 >> Body?
06:38 What body?
06:40 >> Here's your body.
06:42 >> Hold it, Max.
06:43 That's good.
06:44 [ Music ]