Dennis the Menace - 1986 S1 E17 - Full
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00:00 [music and the sound of the waves]
00:07 [music and the sound of the waves]
00:14 [music and the sound of the waves]
00:22 [music and the sound of the waves]
00:29 [music and the sound of the waves]
00:44 [music and the sound of the waves]
00:51 I hate Sundays. They're always so quiet.
01:12 That sounds like Mrs. Wilson screaming.
01:15 Maybe she's watching a great horror movie on TV.
01:18 [meow]
01:20 Get rid of those creatures.
01:22 I'm trying, Martha, I'm trying.
01:25 Hi, Mrs. Wilson. Can we watch the movie too?
01:28 What's the matter, Mr. Wilson? A vacuum cleaner break?
01:32 I'm not trying to clean the floor. I'm trying to catch mice.
01:36 [meow]
01:41 Oh!
01:43 Missed!
01:44 Looked like a direct hit to me.
01:46 That does it.
01:48 I'm going to the Mitchells, and I won't be back until you're rid of those mice.
01:55 [grunt]
01:57 Oh, this is all your fault, Dennis.
01:59 The day you brought your mice collection over and they got loose.
02:03 We can help you, Mr. Wilson.
02:05 Yeah, we're good at catching things with our bare hands.
02:09 Watch this.
02:11 Whoa!
02:16 Oh!
02:18 Whoa!
02:21 Whoa!
02:22 Vamos!
02:31 Don't you mean "va-mice"?
02:34 Never mind. I'll catch them my own way.
02:38 Poor Mr. Wilson.
02:41 I've got it. Come on, let's go to my house.
02:46 Your mouse troubles are over, Mr. Wilson.
02:55 What's that thing?
03:01 It's the world's greatest mouse trap. Watch.
03:05 [music]
03:07 Oh, this is wonderful. I can't believe it worked.
03:14 I feel just like one of the Wright brothers.
03:17 Which one?
03:18 Orville, I think.
03:20 I hate saying goodbye.
03:30 So let's just say, good riddance.
03:34 Here, boys. Here's a quarter for each mouse you caught.
03:43 Wow, a whole dollar and a half.
03:46 If we catch some more, do we get the same deal?
03:49 Certainly, but there's not a mouse left in the house.
03:53 Oh, no. What's that?
03:57 Fellas, I think we're gonna be rich.
04:00 They think it's a carnival ride.
04:06 Wow, looks like our trap caught about 15 more, Mr. Wilson.
04:10 That's another $3.75 you owe us.
04:13 No more, Mr. Nice Guy. This time I'm taking no prisoners.
04:26 It won't be long now.
04:29 The poor little mice. What are we gonna do?
04:32 Quiet. I'm thinking.
04:34 I got it.
04:42 What did you do, Phoebe?
04:46 You'll see.
04:48 Bingo.
04:51 [MICE SCREAMING]
04:53 Dynamite. That's the answer.
05:01 And if that doesn't work, I'll call for an airstrike.
05:05 We'll get rid of them this time, Mr. Wilson.
05:08 What a great idea.
05:12 You're going to show them home movies and bore them to death?
05:15 No. It's even better than that. Watch.
05:20 It's a holograph. It looks like it's there, but it isn't.
05:24 Gotcha.
05:33 Amazing. Simply amazing.
05:36 That'll be another $4.75.
05:40 Here, help yourself.
05:43 Got every last one of them.
05:48 Every last one of them, my dear.
05:50 I certainly hope so.
05:53 You won't be needing these anymore, Mr. Wilson.
05:58 Whoa.
06:00 Hey. You'll know where to find me.
06:06 Oh, no.
06:11 [MICE SCREAMING]
06:13 And Dorothy was never so happy to see her aunt and uncle and be back home in Kansas.
06:26 The end.
06:28 That's a neat story.
06:31 I know. Now, go right to sleep.
06:35 [MONSTER GROWLING]
06:38 What was that?
06:44 Welcome to Munchville?
07:00 That's right. Your munchies and our cookie crop is in little pieces.
07:04 Sorry. That's the way the cookie crumbles.
07:07 A comedian, too.
07:09 Can you tell me how to get back home?
07:11 Looks to me like you brought your home with you.
07:14 But if you want to get home, you'd better follow the yellow banana road to the City of Odd and ask the wizard. He'll know.
07:22 Okay. Thanks a lot.
07:24 Watch out. This is very...
07:27 ...slippery.
07:30 Wow. Look at that. A field full of marshmallows.
07:39 Hey, cut that out. Shoo. Skat.
07:43 Hi. What are you doing?
07:49 What does it look like I'm doing? I'm a scaredy cat. I'm supposed to scare all these pesky marshmallow mice.
07:54 Beat it. Skat.
07:57 You don't seem to be doing such a great job.
07:59 That's because I don't have any brains.
08:02 See? They forgot to give me any.
08:04 Who's "they"?
08:06 How should I know? I told you I've got no brains.
08:09 Gee, maybe the wizard could help you. We're on our way to see him right now.
08:14 Do you think so? That sounds great. Let's go.
08:18 You're supposed to get down from there first.
08:21 You're right. If I had any brains, I would have thought of that, too.
08:26 Timber!
08:28 Look out!
08:31 Okay. Who did that?
08:34 I did. What about it?
08:36 That wasn't very nice. You could have hurt somebody.
08:41 Yeah, I know. But who cares?
08:44 You see, I haven't got a heart.
08:47 Now I understand. I think.
08:50 Then you'd better come along with us.
08:53 We're going to check out this wizard guy. Maybe he'll have a heart.
08:57 No kidding. I always wanted one. Lead the way.
09:02 It looks kind of scary.
09:05 Boo!
09:08 I scared you.
09:10 Oh, yeah? Boo yourself.
09:13 Help!
09:16 Don't hurt me. I didn't mean it.
09:18 It was a big idea, anyway.
09:20 I'm supposed to be a fierce, scary lion.
09:24 But the only one who ever gets scared is me.
09:28 Big deal.
09:30 Come on, Tin Kid. Have a heart.
09:33 I wish I did.
09:35 Why not come with us to see the wizard? Maybe he can make you brave.
09:39 That's a great idea. How come I never think of stuff like that?
09:43 Because you've got no brain, dummy.
09:46 Yeah.
09:49 Could we get going, then? This place is scary.
09:53 Especially when it gets dark.
09:56 Something sure smells good around here.
10:00 It's this castle. It's made of gingerbread.
10:04 Could we stop here for dinner? I'm hungry.
10:10 Good idea, Scaredy Cat.
10:12 If it was, what would you know?
10:16 Here. There's plenty for all of us.
10:23 Mm-hmm. Good.
10:26 Pass me some more.
10:32 All right.
10:35 Who's the wise guy?
10:39 Hi. What have you got?
10:42 Gingerbread, that's what.
10:44 And you brats are eating me out of house and home.
10:47 I'm sorry. It's just that we're so hungry.
10:50 Nobody eats my castle and gets away with it.
10:53 You're in big trouble.
10:56 Turn around, turn about, make them eat your brussel sprouts.
11:00 Brussel sprouts?
11:02 Oh, no! Run for your lives!
11:05 Run for your lives!
11:08 Run! Get away!
11:11 Wait for me!
11:14 That was a close call.
11:28 She almost got us.
11:31 She did get us.
11:34 We still won't win it.
11:37 So, thought you could escape, did you?
11:41 Gingerbread Man sees them.
11:44 Hey, let go! Let go!
11:47 I'm getting tired of this game.
11:57 When can we go home?
11:59 Never! Here you are and here you'll stay,
12:02 you little ginger snap-nappers.
12:05 But my folks will worry if I'm not home by bedtime.
12:08 They're worrying already.
12:11 Look!
12:13 Mom! Dad! I'm coming!
12:16 My folks are on TV.
12:18 Dennis!
12:20 Dennis, where are you?
12:23 Forget it, brat. You're not going anywhere.
12:31 You big meanie.
12:34 Quick! Let's get out of here!
12:38 That was very brave of you.
12:41 Show how come I'm running.
12:44 Oh, no! Rain!
13:00 Look!
13:02 Gee, what a shame.
13:11 You feel sorry for her?
13:13 Nah, I just hate to see all that gingerbread go to waste.
13:16 I wonder if we'll ever find that wizard.
13:19 Hey, look!
13:22 That's Odd.
13:24 What is?
13:26 The place where the wizard lives.
13:28 Hold on. Let's go!
13:31 That's weird. It looks a lot like Mr. Wilson's house.
13:38 And that looks like his garage.
13:42 Maybe we should come back later.
13:48 Like in a hundred years.
13:51 Can't you see I'm busy? What do you want?
13:56 We're looking for the wizard.
13:58 He's supposed to be very smart.
14:00 Oh, well, that's different.
14:02 I'm the wizard.
14:04 I'll be with you as soon as I finish welding my spell-casting power rod.
14:10 There, all finished.
14:12 Now to test it out.
14:14 Oh, boy, me.
14:16 Oh, wow! A brain!
14:18 I can feel it.
14:20 2 and 2 is 4, and E equals MC squared.
14:24 I'm smart!
14:26 But you're also boring.
14:28 A heart! I finally have a heart!
14:33 Zeg, you're cute.
14:36 What about him?
14:38 Do you have any spare bravery laying around?
14:40 Plenty!
14:42 Where'd he go?
14:44 Boo!
14:46 Mr. Wilson! It was you all along!
14:50 Yes, well, I suppose now you want to go home.
14:53 You bet I do.
14:56 Oh, next door to... me.
15:00 Yeah!
15:02 All right, I'll send you home on one condition.
15:06 What's that?
15:07 From now on, you have to stay out of my hair!
15:12 That'll be easy.
15:14 You don't have any hair.
15:16 Why, I...
15:22 Ruff, it's only lightning. Don't be scared.
15:25 Dennis, we heard a noise. Are you all right?
15:28 I am now that I'm back home again.
15:31 Back home again?
15:33 Yeah, me and Ruff barely got away from that mean witch and her gingerbread soldiers.
15:36 And those little munchies in the cookie field.
15:39 Cookie field? Right.
15:49 I'm sure it was very exciting, dear. Now go back to sleep.
15:53 Good night, Mom.
15:56 Good night, Dad.
15:58 Kids, what wild imaginations they have!
16:04 Munch, munch, munch, munch.
16:18 Hang on now. This is the part Ruff hates.
16:22 It's the part I hate too.
16:28 Ruff, you're the one who's supposed to get a bath, not us.
16:32 And I got a dog as a boy's best friend.
16:36 Oh, no, not again.
16:44 Oh, dear.
16:47 Gracious, look what you've done to my precious Fifi.
16:51 Her hairdo is ruined.
16:53 Sorry about that, lady.
16:55 I'll pay you boys a dollar if you'll give her a shampoo.
16:59 Lady, you got yourself a deal.
17:02 Wonderful. I'll be back in an hour.
17:05 Hey, guys, this gives me an idea.
17:08 We're going into the dog washing business.
17:12 A dollar to wash Brutus? Sounds like a bargain to me.
17:15 Thanks, mister. He'll be done in an hour.
17:18 Make sure you wash behind his ears.
17:21 I hope he don't run out of soap.
17:24 Now be sure not to use water that's too hot.
17:32 Don't worry. He can't shrink anymore.
17:35 A little to the left.
17:41 Now a little to the right.
17:44 Perfect.
17:46 Great. Now we don't have any bath water.
17:52 How are we going to wash all these dogs?
17:55 Exactly what is going on here?
18:06 Hi, Mr. Wilson. We've started a dog washing service.
18:11 (dogs barking)
18:14 Look at my car.
18:18 Now I'll have to take it down to the car wash to be cleaned.
18:22 That gives me a great idea.
18:25 Let's take the dogs down to the car wash and get them washed at the same time as the car.
18:30 How do we get them there?
18:32 You'll see.
18:34 (engine starts)
18:36 Hello, Harry. I'm going to ride through today and check for leaks.
18:57 (engine starts)
18:59 Yuck. This is worse than a bath.
19:15 And I thought my mom scrubbed hard.
19:22 (engine starts)
19:24 It's kind of peaceful in here.
19:31 Huh?
19:33 Shoo! Scat! Get off that car!
19:36 Hi, Mr. Wilson.
19:38 It sure is wet out there.
19:41 Dennis, get these mugs out of here.
19:44 Sure, Mr. Wilson.
19:46 Out you go, poochies.
19:50 (screams)
19:52 Close the doors!
19:54 Open the doors!
19:58 Dennis, where did you ever get a crazy idea like this?
20:09 We've got you to thank for it, Mr. Wilson.
20:12 Yeah. Thanks, Mr. Wilson.
20:15 (groans)
20:17 Don't mention it.
20:20 (upbeat music)
20:22 They all look kind of happy that they had a bath.
20:29 They're just glad it's over.
20:32 Oh, my little baby.
20:37 You look so clean and healthy.
20:40 That's 'cause we gave her some exercise, too.
20:43 You boys did a wonderful job.
20:46 Here's an extra dollar.
20:48 Thank you, ma'am.
20:50 Hi. Where's Brutus?
20:54 I don't know. He was here a minute ago.
20:57 Uh-oh.
20:59 Easy, Brutus.
21:03 Oh, no! My car! It's filthy again.
21:08 Does that mean you're going to take it back to the car wash?
21:11 I'll have to.
21:13 Great. Come on. Let's go find some more dogs.
21:17 No! Dennis, no!
21:19 I've changed my mind!
21:21 I like it dirty! Come back!
21:24 (roaring)